[Journey to the West] Guanyin pits me a thousand times

Avalokitesvara said that everything in the world is caused by cause and effect.

When she said this, she had a kind face, she was wearing a white gauze, and she was sitting on the lotus platform, with the kind temperament of saving all sentient beings.

I stared at her blankly, not knowing why.

She then said to me, "The Great Sage Equaling Heaven made trouble in the Heavenly Palace. Fortunately, the Tathagata Buddha has suppressed that stubborn monkey under Wuzhi Mountain."

I continued to stare blankly at her, not knowing why.

Avalokitesvara continued to say kindly, "All these are the causes you planted, and now I have to let you taste the fruits."

Guanyin asked me to look at the Monkey King at the foot of Wuzhi Mountain.

reason?You ask me why?It's because I'm a grass demon!What?You do not understand?Because I am the grass demon next to the stone where the stubborn monkey was born! !What does this have to do with me?because!for!I!yes!wear!cross!of! !Without my soul entrusted to Xiaocao, the grass demon would never be able to become a grass demon, nor would it be possible to practice with stones, nor would it be possible to breed stone monkeys, so the Guanyin empress put all these on my head—— Why don't you go find that stone? !Without it, there would never be Monkey King! ! !

No matter how much I complained in my heart, I didn't dare to yell in front of Goddess Guanyin, so I just twisted my expression and said tremblingly, "Okay."

No one knows better than me how long Monkey King will stay under Wuzhi Mountain, 500 years!I will guard such a stinky monkey for 500 years! !

Avalokitesvara symbolically said a few words of consolation, and then happily flew away, ah, what happened to that expression of "the trouble is finally thrown away" before you left! !

On the second day, Avalokitesvara took me to the side of Wuzhi Mountain. After handing over the task of "guarding the stubborn monkey", I obviously felt a lot of pressure.

Didn't you see Sun Dasheng's incomparable hatred, exuding resentment and danger all the time?You'd better leave quickly!If this continues, I feel like I will be killed by Sun Dasheng's gaze!

Avalokitesvara solemnly confessed a few words, and before leaving, she cast a pissed look at Sun Dasheng who was lying at the foot of Wuzhi Mountain, causing Sun Dasheng's hatred for her to rise in a straight line, and then happily flew away again.

I reckon Sun Wu was so angry that he almost blew himself up. At that time, when Guanyin invited Tathagata, this guy already felt that Guanyin Tathagata had colluded with him to deceive him, so I hid far away and played with the grass on the ground.

After a while, Sun Dasheng probably felt that even if he died of anger, he would not be able to escape from Wuzhi Mountain to seek revenge from Tathagata Avalokitesvara. After his anger subsided, he turned his attention to me, the unknown object.

"Where did you come from, monster?"

I think since we will stay together for the next 500 years, we must establish a good relationship, otherwise the first thing the Great Sage did after leaving Wuzhi Mountain was to kill me.

So I leaned forward with a shy face and said, "Great Sage, you forgot? I am Bai Xiaoci! Back then we were still practicing together!" Of course it was practicing with your mother, Big Stone.

The Great Sage snorted, "Who knows you, a country monster!" It was obvious that he was "don't bother me".

Damn!You were the one who called me first just now, okay?What's wrong with this dick-pushing expression? !What's going on with the country monsters!How can I look down on the villagers!Who cares to talk to you!Don't forget, you stinky monkey, you are still under the Five Fingers Mountain, and you might still rely on me in the future!

I complained deeply in my heart, but the conjecture that "the great sage will destroy me after leaving Wuzhishan" is too scary, so there is still a smile on my face, "but I know you, the great sage! Your reputation spreads far and wide Ah! Make the little ones admire!"

The great sage showed a stinky fart of "as expected", and said modestly, "Now it's not the same as it was back then..." Then he asked me strangely, "What are you doing here at Wuzhi Mountain?"

"The young one was sent by Goddess Guanyin to Wuzhishan... er, to serve the Great Sage! Goddess Guanyin asked me to take care of the Great Sage!" I put it in a nicer way, if I let the stone monkey know that I was here to guard him, You must be so angry that your hair will explode.

"Tch, she would be so kind?" The Great Sage snorted to express his disdain, but his complexion finally looked better, (don't ask me why I can see his complexion from the pile of hair!) "What is your name?" with?"

"Bai Xiaoci."

"No, it's too ugly, from now on you'll be called Da Mao!"

My face was stiff, "Great Sage, I, I am a girl..."

He thought for a while, "Then call him Xiaomao!"

"do not do that--"

"Is there anything you are dissatisfied with?!" The Great Sage glared at me with his monkey eyes, as if he would kill me as soon as I said something dissatisfied.

I swallowed a mouthful of blood with difficulty, "No, I'm very satisfied..."

"Then why are you crying?"

"I, I am crying with joy."

Damn!This name, which is not much different from the name of a donkey, really makes me [beep——] hurt!In fact, Dasheng, you are the country monster. The name you choose is so Chinese pastoral style! ! !

So far, because the Great Sage gave me such an alias in a good mood, the Great Sage and I get along very harmoniously——

"Xiao Mao! I'm thirsty!"

"Xiao Mao! I want to eat peaches!"

"Xiao Mao! I'm cold!"

"Xiao Mao! I'm in a hurry!"

etc!This doesn't seem to belong to me!

Based on all the above problems, I took a look at the clear spring next to Wuzhi Mountain on the first day.

The next day I planted a peach tree beside Wuzhi Mountain.

On the third day, I put a fetish next to Wuzhi Mountain, and since then, Wuzhi Mountain has been like spring all the year round.

On the fourth day, I built a thatched cottage beside Wuzhi Mountain—don’t get me wrong, I just want to live here for a long time.

Then, following the various needs of the Great Sage, another courtyard appeared with chickens, ducks, fish and sheep, an acre of land planted with several vegetables, and a group of lively monkeys and grandchildren.

And the Great Sage's character became more and more stubborn, and it was common for him to be irritable from time to time.

And I have been suffocated by the majesty's natural instigation all these years.

I feel that if I hold back any longer, I can be as good as the prime minister who can punt a boat in his stomach.

So on a dark and windy night with few stars and a blustery night, I broke out.

The Great Sage said that the wind was too strong, which messed up his handsome hair, so I sat down in front of him to shield him from the wind.

The Great Sage also said that I blocked his view too much, so he couldn't appreciate the stars in the sky, so I moved my position.

Then the great sage began to complain that the fetish on Wuzhishan was useless, blablabla...

I was so depressed that I was dying, and the grievances accumulated over the years broke out at this moment, and the Great Sage who hit the muzzle of the gun was undoubtedly the best punching bag——

"Nimma! Since when are you still paying attention to your image?! Anyway, no one comes to watch you, you stinky fart! The fetish on Wuzhi Mountain was obtained by my mother! You think I am happy Do you use it for you?! How dare you dislike it! You still dislike it! You tasteless stinky monkey! Are you worthy of the Bodhi ancestor? Are you worthy of the monkey grandson? Are you worthy of your parents?!! Let me tell you ! My old lady has tolerated you for many years!! You ungrateful guy!!"

I pointed at him and scolded him all over the face, my heart was so happy, my whole body was comfortable, and I felt lighter several times in an instant.

The stinky monkey was probably called stupid by me, so he didn't say a word for a long time.

I was also called stupid by myself.

Damn!What did I just say!I call Monkey King a smug beauty!I scolded Monkey King for being tasteless!I scolded Monkey King as an ungrateful guy, and I also said that I have tolerated him for many years! !

Ah... It's so cool to scold... No!How dare I scold Monkey King like that!Then everything I did before will fall short!As soon as Sun Dasheng came out, he was the first to kill me!

I dare not look directly at Sun Dasheng's hairy monkey face.

Sun Dasheng said, "It seems that you are very dissatisfied with me..." His voice was gloomy.

I was still a little dizzy, and my first reaction when I heard this was to cover my face and run away quickly.

Why did Sun Dasheng grow up like this!He obviously took the route of Er Que's awesome bravery and cleverness!Could it be that I have disabled you!Oh leak, I'm sorry Tang Seng Gege, I'm sorry CCTV, I'm sorry Dasheng father and mother... Seems like something is wrong?Forget it, I looked up at the sky, and decided to bring back the upright and good boy Sun Dasheng.

So after I had a cold war with Dasheng for a long time, I sincerely apologized to him. Although he was very arrogant and ignored me, I spread out a pile of books in front of him every day, and told him about Kong Rong's grievances. Li, recite the Buddhist scriptures again and instill in him the thoughts of a good boy who is upright and upright, no matter how impatient he is, he can still listen to it a little bit.

Time flies, and 500 years have passed. While I have established a profound revolutionary friendship with the Great Sage, under my training, the Great Sage has finally become the person in my mind who insists on justice, hates evil like hatred, is brave and aggressive, and goes forward bravely. , a witty, flexible, persistent and stubborn boy... no, what a monkey!

At this time, Wuzhi Mountain has also become a paradise that is like spring all the year round under my cultivation, with flowers blooming in ten miles of peach blossoms and enjoying farming life.

A few days ago, Avalokitesvara came to Wuzhi Mountain again, and told Sun Dasheng and me that Tang Monk was going to pass by here to rescue Wukong. To vent his excitement, the grass around him was pulled out, so the great sage began to pull out his golden hair...

I am very happy, ah!Finally, we will meet the legendary Tang Seng!One bite of his meat can make him immortal!If I take a bite... wait, some weird monster idea seems to be in the mix.

I spurned myself severely, I don't have the hobby of cannibalism!It's all caused by monster factors, besides, we are born as a grass demon, and we are vegetarians!

I looked at Sun Dasheng's nonchalant face, and remembered the scene in the TV series where the great sage came out of the mountain and was so excited that he shouted "lion and tiger" while running towards Tang Seng, and finally hugged him sincerely in the sunset , At that moment, I concluded that the relationship between the two masters and apprentices was the best, but I put it on Sun Dasheng who spent 500 years together...

...that picture is so beautiful that I can hardly imagine it.