[Comprehensive Anti-wear] Tenants, please respect yourself

Luo left without warning, just like he came a few days ago, everything happened so suddenly.Hisoka, who thought it was interesting at first, felt a fresh expression froze on his face after he found that the bell-breaker and the fighting partner had disappeared.There was a feeling close to petrification, against my face, he looked up at me.

Hisoka: "So, he went back?"

I was painfully unwilling to face this realistic problem, but finally nodded, and in the next second, I saw an unhappy expression on my face.Hisoka showed his emotions so unabashedly that I also sat on the sofa and grabbed my torch butt worryingly.How much pomade does it take to hold it in place? No, no, it's not about the hair.

I don't know when Luo will come back after leaving, and I, an underage girl, exchanged bodies with an adult man in his 20s, or with a very dangerous anti-social element, I am for my body Feeling sad, but also worried what if Luo doesn't come in a year or a few months?So am I going to go on like this forever?

School will start in a few days, what should I do when I go to school?If I was killed, I wouldn't believe that Hisoka would obediently go to school instead of me.

The atmosphere fell into a dead silence for a while, Qi Ya sat in the middle and dared not make a sound. He was forced to change his body before, but he still had the same sexual orientation. Now in this situation, he couldn't even say words of comfort.Hisoka and I sat at opposite ends of the sofa, silently.

This weird atmosphere didn't last long before I heard the noise outside. It was obvious that Kagura and the others had come back, and it seemed that there was still Yinshi.A few people who didn't know what happened to us entered the house. Sanji, who was carrying a lot of snacks, saw Hisoka sitting beside me with my skin on his head, his eyes lit up, and he rushed over to show love.

At that moment, the chill spread from my toes to my head, and I yelled, "Don't! Sanji! That's not me!"

That's when I shouted, those few people who just came back noticed the extra me. When Yinshi saw me, his mouth twitched, and he muttered in a bad tone: "I'm really afraid of something. Still such a troublesome guy."

Sanji stopped his loyal dog behavior of wanting to flick his tail, and looked over with a puzzled face. Facing the man, he resumed his usual gentlemanly behavior.He asked, "Who are you, please? A new tenant?"

Yinshi walked up to Hisoka's side, and patted the back of his head, the corners of my eyes twitched. Although the force was not heavy, it wasn't me after all!It was Hisoka who hit!

Yinshi picked his nostrils and said lazily: "Here's a newcomer, why don't you treat him well, why are you pretending to be cold here!"

Sanji on the side: "How many times have I told you not to hit Julie! Poison your food!"

Yin Shi: "Hey, is this what the chef should say!"

Kagura interface: "That's right, Sanji, you should say kicking him to death is for Alu."

Sanji immediately changed his words: "Kick you to death!"

Gintoki felt that Sanji's chivalry was hopeless, while Hisoka kept smiling.

Hisoka didn't dodge Yinshi's shot at the first time, maybe my body reaction was too slow, and he was not in a hurry to expose the identity swap, and Qi Ya on the side was also watching the show silently, anyway In this state, Hisoka couldn't make any waves with my body, so the young master watched from the front row.

"So what should I do? Teach me~" Using my face to say the words with a strong sense of disobedience, Hisoka raised his eyes and forcibly brought out a monstrous look.

Seeing this demeanor from my fat face, Yinshi and the three of them were stunned for a moment, and he was the first to react and touched Hisoka's forehead: "Julie, did you eat your stomach and brain? Spoiled? Ah Yin just went out to play a game, and speaking of Motorola, he obviously let him look at you!"

Sanji also nervously patted Gintoki's hand away, touched Hisoka's forehead by himself, and said worriedly: "Could it be that you have a fever? Or are you hungry? I feel that you are different from usual, Julie. acceptable!"

Kagura is serious: "Could it be that you have some unspeakable disease?"

I finally couldn't stand the stupidity of this group of people, and opened my mouth to explain: "Enough! I'm Julie! Hisoka appeared suddenly, and then wanted to fight with Luo, and Luo sent me and Hisoka to avoid trouble. They exchanged their bodies, but they went back before they got back!"

These words were dropped like a bomb, and the faces of the few people who touched Hisoka were so stiff, probably because they were fried and crispy.

Those three people had black lines all over their faces: "Qi Ya, is it true?"

Qi Ya nodded solemnly: "Yes, you have been talking to Hisoka since you entered the house, and the real Julie is going to dry out here."

"Oh my God!!! It's killing me! My Julie! How can this idiot Luo let Julie swap bodies with a man, even if she does, she should be swapping with me!" Sanji hugged his head and wailed, It looked like the sky was falling apart.

If I ignore his last sentence, I will probably be very grateful to him.

"This is really tricky. Ah Yin doesn't know whether to look at you when talking to you now or look at you in Hisoka's body. You will go to school in a few days like this. Do you use Hisoka? Going to school with the look of a young man, entering a high school campus with a dusty and cowboy face, it’s not right anywhere.”

Hisoka on the side snorted, hearing the inexplicable sound from my throat, I felt my ass tighten.Wait, this is Hisoka's chrysanthemum.

terrible! ! !That is to say, I have to face this body when I eat, go to the toilet and take a shower!Will this adult body be very dirty?It must be very dirty!Even if I can overcome obstacles in the future, it will be strange, I don't want to become a girl who knows all about a man's balls!

Thinking about it, I blushed, and Hisoka pointed it out mercilessly.

"What are you thinking, does my body turn you on?"

Hisoka, who used my skin to say this, made all the tenants fall into a mysterious silence, but I was even more ashamed, covered my face, and said: "Nonsense, nonsense! How could I think What a strange thing!" An old man covered his face in embarrassment and anger, in fact, there was a kind of cute contrast, but the tenants all showed expressions of being overwhelmed.

Qi Ya looked at me: "Then why are you blushing?"

I stammered and explained: "Because, because this is the body of an adult male, I, I, I have never tried it, or something. I don't know what to do at all. Is it possible that Hisoka should do it for going to the toilet and taking a bath?"

Hisoka smiled and said, "I'll teach you~" He seemed to have found fun here again, could this guy get high just looking at his own body?

I ignored him and looked at Kagura: "Why don't you teach me Kagura."

Kagura agreed immediately: "Okay! I'll help you!"

Yinshi knocked a chestnut on Kagura's head, and said with fury: "You know what a fart! It makes you look like countless people, don't help! A man's body is not something you can look at at your age, Julie now If there is no way, don’t join in the fun.”

Knowing that I was in a mess, Gintoki didn't laugh at me as usual, but suggested: "Kagura can be in charge of your body and supervise Hisoka, since he has a thick skin anyway. As for you, me, Sanji, Kiya, whether it's You don't want us to help you with any of them, after all, even if you are using a man's body, you are still a girl at heart, and you will not allow us to see it. So, let's find out by yourself, anyway, a man's body is not too complicated, it is Armstrong It’s just a swivel cannon and two ammunition, and it’s very easy to operate. If you have any unspeakable reaction problems, you can just solve it with your hands.”

Damn!What kind of knowledge is this adult instilling in me, a minor!Although I had taught this in biology class in junior high school, the teacher didn't focus on it!What's more, the teacher can't say masturbation!Even if I read some comics and novels, it’s still just talking on paper!Is it really suitable for him to give me such a powerful analysis as soon as he comes up!

In case Hisoka's body is extremely sensitive... No, I don't want to masturbate myself! ! !

Sanji grieved, "Julie, either you close your eyes when you go to the bathroom or take a shower."

Yinshi: "If you close your eyes, people's sense of touch will be more sensitive, oh oh oh, you are so perverted, cook."

Sanji: "Go away!"

Under the discussion of these people, even Qi Ya, who is a boy, couldn't help but blush, showing the degree of shame.Hisoka, who listened to their discussion the whole time, sat still, with the posture of a fat queen.I think I should have a good talk with him, after all, it's about the two of us, awkward intimacy.

I had a headache and said, "Hisso, what do you think?"

Hisoka: "It's disgusting~ What else can I think~"

Your elegant tone really makes people feel less nervous, so I asked again: "Will you go to school instead of me?"

Hisoka chuckled, "What do you think?"

I imagined Hisoka going to school instead of me. It was too scary, so I didn't make any assumptions.

I was very worried: "What should I do, school is about to start!"

Hisoka: "Stop school~"

Kill me, it will definitely alarm my parents, and then they will know about the body swap, and there will definitely be a mess.no!It is still necessary for Hisoka to go to school, and the rest will be prevaricated by asking for leave or other things!But you can't suspend school!

"Sisuo's three chapters, I will definitely treat your body well, and you, promise me, be a good child who goes to school well. Help each other!"

"I refuse~"

"Then I'll use your body to tease girls! Be a cowboy!"

"I don't mind~"

"I'm looking for a man!"

"Find me to see~"

"Believe it or not, I wield a knife from the palace! Or fold it into bean curd rolls and apply chili oil!"

"..."

Hisoka finally showed an expression as if he had eaten Xiang, and he stared at me for a few seconds with an inscrutable expression on his face.Yinshi showed me an expression of admiration, and he really worked hard.In order to fight for three chapters with Hisoka, I don't even need to be ashamed, and the cleansing powder can't cure my smudges.

In fact, I think Hisoka can also threaten me to cut my chest or something, but think about it, my side is more lethal.

Fortunately, I really reached an agreement with Hisoka. He will go to class instead of me, but whether he will go every day depends on his mood. Another point is that he is not allowed to talk nonsense with his classmates.Hisoka also has requirements for me, that is, try not to use his face to look like an idiot, and tell him immediately if there is something wrong with his body.This request is very normal, I agreed, I thought he would propose something that has no lower limit!

But now the very real problem came, Hisoka said he wanted to take a bath, he felt oily all the time when he was fat, sticky and uncomfortable.My body is not a suckling pig!Still oily!

I immediately raised my hand: "I'll wash it for you! Don't look at it!"

Sanji was terrified: "Don't! It feels so strange! Even if you know the truth, you can see it in your eyes... It's quite scary! No! Anyway, no!"

Qi Ya: "Are you already brainstorming?"

Sanji denied it, but the expression on his face had already betrayed him. After thinking about it, he let Kagura take charge. The filthy but pure goddess is the most suitable to supervise Hisoka.However, I want to pee again.Speaking of which, what is it like for a boy to pee, standing, and then holding it with his hands?Like driving a crane?It's dirty even thinking about it!If you touch it with your hand, won't you feel it?Your hands are dirty, do you want to wash your hands?Wash before touching or wash after touching?

I looked at Qi Ya with a disheveled face. He was creepy when I saw him, because he was the closest in age and younger than me, so I felt that such a question could be asked of him.

I whispered to Qiya, "How did you go to the bathroom?"

Qi Ya's face darkened, he must be thinking in his heart: Damn, pervert.

Maybe it was because he saw how pitiful I was, so he blushed and said quickly: "You can't try it yourself! I won't help you! Anyway, if you do it a few times, you will become proficient!"

"... Qi Ya, is that so?" I made a gesture casually.

"Pervert, you!" Qi Ya threw a pillow on my face.

"I didn't play hooligans on you! Ah! I was wrong! Don't shock me! I'm going to remove my makeup!"

Thanks to the cool and domineering girls for their feed——