[Comprehensive Anti-wear] Tenants, please respect yourself

"Boss, do you think it will be okay if Brother Itachi and Sasuke go back like this?"

After asking Yinshi for the 101st time, the man sitting next to the sofa watching TV finally got impatient, pinched my face with his hands, and said with blue veins on his forehead: "Fuck you! You can't even ask me!" It's been three days! Are you bothered or not? School starts in seven days, so instead of worrying about the life and death of those two brothers, why not worry about your life first!"

My face hurt from being pinched, I opened my eyes and looked at the angry face in front of me, and said inarticulately: "But, the winter vacation homework is just to deal with it casually, the two of them can't do it. It's really worrying."

Gintoki looked at me with a nonchalant smile: "Do you need to worry about Uchiha? If you go there, there will be people to worry about. Just leave it to the prince, and Brother Itachi doesn't have your turn to worry about it. Yes, who told you that you can handle the winter vacation homework? Before your father left, he told me to watch you carefully and do your homework!"

"... Oh." I flattened my mouth and snorted dissatisfied.

"Hmph, you, go back to your room and do your homework, or else you'll scratch here and look there, and even quarrel with Qi Ya, what can you do? I'm really worried, where did that girl Kagura go? .”

Qi Ya, who was lying on the side of the gun, licked the lollipop and looked over unhappily, "Uncle curly hair, have you had early menopause? Kagura and Sanji went to the supermarket."

"Really, running around all day. It's so difficult to raise children. Ah Yin goes to the game hall to play a few games to relieve the pressure of adults. Motorola, please supervise Julie doing her homework, and don't let her quarrel with Qi Ya."

Luo who was forced to accept the commission: "...it's Trafalgaro."

Me & Qi Ya: "Who's making trouble!"

Gintoki ignored the protests of the three of us, grabbed his hair and went out like an old man.

Hey, just like Gintoki said, even if I’m worried to death in my own world, I can’t find out what’s going on with Hokage. The only thing I can do is to do my own thing well and light candles for those two brothers. prayed.And I still have half of my homework, three essays, and one study note left, so I should worry about myself first.

While I was thinking hard, Qi Ya who was sitting on the other side of the sofa spoke.

"Actually, it's not a bad thing for Itachi and Sasuke to switch bodies and go back."

"What do you say? What's your opinion? Brother Qiya? Don't you think Sasuke will use his brother's body to die? Or Itachi is too happy in the body of his beloved brother, and thus develops into an even more terrifying pervert Brother-in-law." Looking up from the title of the Chinese page, I looked at him with blurred eyes.

The corner of Qi Ya's mouth twitched: "Be normal, don't think about those strange things."

I continued to look away: "Oh."

Qi Ya pointed at me with a lollipop: "I really want to smoke you, I mean, if the two of them can't recover, they can only live like this. Then they will inevitably understand each other's affairs and stand on the side of each other Start thinking from the perspective of the other party, after all, you can only survive in the other party's environment, so you will definitely get to know each other better. Understand?"

After being reminded like this, I also worked hard to use my brain. When the two of them go back, they must be in their respective positions. Then Sasuke will face the matter of Itachi, and Itachi will face the matter of Sasuke directly. The two of them will have the opportunity to understand each other and explain each other. The bell needs to be tied by the person who tied the bell, so the exchange between the two brothers can really enhance their understanding.Maybe Sasuke will know the truth about the extermination of the genocide, and he can also know that Itachi is not in good health. As for what Itachi will do, although I can't guess, it will definitely not reveal the exchange between him and Sasuke.

"My God, Luo, you really did a good deed!" Thinking of this, I looked at Luo gratefully.

The man leaning on the sofa glanced at me coolly, and said perfunctorily, "You're welcome."

"But, tell me, what if the two brothers cherish each other and have some inexplicable feelings for each other?" It is such an intimate thing for two people to exchange bodies, not only that you will touch everything about that body, in short It just seamlessly cut into his life.

Qi Ya couldn't help biting the lollipop into pieces, and shouted coldly: "...Goosebumps are rising! Don't make up your mind!"

Me: "Did you miss your elder brother?"

Qi Ya: "Don't talk about him!"

Me: "Qi Ya, to be honest, do you miss Xiaojie?"

Qi Ya: "I want to hit you."

Luo stopped at the right time: "...you do your homework."

Anyway, I still hope that the development of things will be inclined to my guess later. If the two brothers can take this opportunity to resolve some hatred, it will be much better.With the idea that things will develop in a good direction, I happily finished three essays, and I feel really cool.

"How about it! Am I such a dick!" I took pictures of those essays and showed off to the big and small on the sofa in high spirits.

Qi Ya played with my mobile phone without raising his head: "Oh, that's amazing, I applaud you." This young man, please return my mobile phone to me!

Luo continued to perfunctory me, regardless of the reaction of these two people, I happily packed up my homework, and I will do the rest tomorrow. Anyway, I have finished all of Xingyue's work, and it is too late, so I will just copy the exercises in the homework book.With this in mind, I went upstairs to put things away. The sky outside had already darkened, and it was still dark early in winter. It was only after five o'clock, and the three people who went out hadn't returned home yet.

When I went downstairs, my cell phone rang. Qi Ya was having fun, and he handed the cell phone over with a click.

"Hello, Sanji?"

[Julie are you hungry! ]

"Uh, not very hungry. What's the matter?"

[That's good, Kagura and I are stuck in traffic on the road!It will take more than half an hour to go back. If you are hungry, eat something else first, you know. ]

"Well, I see, then you two should be careful on the road."

Sanji clicked on the other end, and then hung up the phone. I seem to have to get used to Sanji's sometimes sticky and sometimes gentlemanly behavior.Remembering drying the quilt in the yard before, I threw the phone to Qi Ya and went out to collect the quilt. I pressed the switch of the yard light, but there was no response.

I pressed it a few more times, fine, the bulb went out.

I ran to the grocery store to find a new light bulb and put it in my pocket, then moved a chair and walked out the door. Luo looked at me and asked in a magnetic voice: "What are you doing."

"The light bulb is broken and I need to replace it."

"Will you change?"

"Twist it and it's fine, it's not very complicated. I saw Grandpa change it before."

Having said that, when I stepped on the chair, I realized that my height was still a bit short, and I couldn't even reach it with my hands. Hey!I can only add a small bench to the chair, is this juggling!Can I maintain balance with my tonnage!

And in the end, I didn't change the bulb myself because Lo came over to help.I'm actually quite surprised.Because Luo is not like that kind of enthusiastic person, looking at the young man standing on the chair and twisting the light bulb, I couldn't understand it.I'm also really weird, it's not something to guess if someone occasionally sends a kind heart to change the light bulb, anyway, I have nothing to figure out.

Suddenly, Luo took the old light bulb and handed it to me. I gave a blank ah, and he looked at me condescendingly: "Give me the new one."

"oh oh!"

I quickly took the old one, and I handed the new light bulb to his hand. I found that his palm was big, with well-defined joints, slender and strong, and there was a layer of calluses on the fingertips, which was a little cold.After Luo got off the chair and tried to press the switch, the light bulb turned on powerfully, and I said, "Thank you Luo!"

I thought this was the end, but when I went to collect the quilt, a new tenant came out.As I pulled the quilt off the rope and carried it over my shoulders, I saw the man standing behind the clothesline.It was the kind of horror feeling when you suddenly opened the curtain and saw a person, I was frightened.

This man has a crimson Olympic torch head, a pair of flirtatious golden peach blossom eyes, his face is covered with powder, and a killer makeup with stars and tears dripping down his face, and those high heels that look like he hates the sky.My little heart was hit by a nuclear attack. I think I misunderstood Kuroro. At least Kuroro's dress is still in the range of straight men. The fur collar coat is also a model for men, but this one who has broken through the gender Boundaries, go straight to the international shemale style and never return!

Intuitive Hisoka is definitely more terrifying than intuitive Kurolo!

[Character: Hisoka Keyword: Hard-working and good fruit farmer, Refuse to rotten fruit, The name of the move is too dirty, McDonald's clown, High heels expert, Erection maniac, Fast orgasm, Pretending to be a magician, Poker can play flowers, Bad man Black-hearted and ruthless, slim waist and long legs, good figure, a shit-stirring stick among hunters, fantasizing about hooking up with this and that, representative of coquettish, slutty, cheap, personal charm breaking through the sky, don't fall in love with this windy boy paper, hurt Great big bitch]

Today's notification tone is still black level [-].

"Yeah, the little landlord girl~"

I knew I should say hello to Hisoka, after all he would be my tenant, so be polite, but when he gave me a provocative smile, I was so scared that I almost had a mitosis, and ran into the house carrying the quilt.

"Did you see the devil?" Qi Ya complained.

However, when Hisoka entered the room, Kiya's face was covered with black lines.

I first ran into the house to make the quilt by myself, and then I opened the door to go out after I took a deep breath and adjusted my mood.As soon as I opened the door, I heard a sharp sound of a cup breaking. My nerves tightened and I ran to the corridor to look.

Why did Hisoka get into a fight with Luo!Don't hurt the furniture!

Qi Ya avoided the fight between the two, turned over and jumped up to the second floor, he squatted on the railing and let out a sigh of relief: "Phew, I was almost caught in it. It's too troublesome, I don't want to see Hisoka at all."

"Your brother and Hisoka, you choose one!"

"...Then it's Hisoka."

wrong!Now is the time to make fun of Chi Ya!

"Bubble!"

Facing the big move below, I don't know if it's because Luo didn't have much defense against me or what, my bubble didn't trap Hisoka, but Luo was wrapped in it.

Luo gouged me out with the look of looking at a pig teammate: "..."

Hisoka smiled at me upstairs and said, "You are in the way~"

A few poker cards came over with a wave of hands, and Qi Ya quickly picked me up and avoided it. He put me on the ground and warned in a low voice: "Don't mess with this guy! He's super troublesome!"

"Okay, don't mess with me! I'll unbubble Luo first!"

I untied Bubble with the mentality of not causing trouble to Luo. Who knew that just after he was released, he directly activated his own ability. He seemed to be very annoyed by this kind of nonsense fights that were plagued by psychopaths. .

But... you can't solve the problem like this, my Lord Luo!

Yes, Luo used the old trick, he didn't frame Qi Ya but me, and he activated his ability to make Hisoka and I switch bodies.Hisoka, who didn't understand Luo's ability, was not wronged at all, but I was innocent!Although I became a pig teammate, I shouldn't pay for it!When I touched my well-developed chest muscles and the soaring torch head, I refused in my heart.

Hisoka, who was using my chubby body, was undoubtedly stunned. I saw myself touching my face in a daze. When I was about to pinch my chest, I strode over and grabbed the fleshy hand: "Good man!" stop!"

Qi Ya on the side had an expression of not being able to bear to look straight at him, but he still tentatively called my name: "Julie?"

I turned my head to look at him against Hisopi, but this kid didn't dare to look at me anymore.Then I saw myself making behaviors and expressions that didn't belong to me at all, Hisoka didn't seem to be unhappy, it was quite high and fresh.I rushed in front of Luo with a broken face, because Xi Suo was tall and burly and wearing high heels, and he was on par with Luo.

I pointed at Luo aggressively: "Hurry up and change back! It's too dirty! How can you make the girl and the uncle swap bodies?"

Luo: "Ki Ya hid too fast."

Me: "...In short, change back quickly!"

Luo: "Let's talk about it when everyone comes back. I'm too lazy to fight this kind of nonsense. I think it's best in your body, because your body doesn't have the ability to attack people."

I exploded: "You wanted to trade Hisoka with me from the beginning! Believe it or not, I'm using Hisoka's body to beat you!"

Luo smiled contemptuously: "Then you try?"

I tried my best, but I don't know how to manipulate thoughts!Even if you read Hunter, you can't read it at all!Could it be that even the ability of this body can't be mobilized by changing the inner tank!What a loser I am!However, I don't really want to fight. The worst fight I ever fought was only manipulated by Uncle Scorpion. Uwah, I want Sanji and the others to come back quickly!When I collapsed, I looked at myself who had become eccentric again.

"Hisuo, woo woo woo." I looked at my chunky self with tears in my eyes.

"You are the one~ don't use other people's bodies to casually make a crying expression, Julie~"

Bearing my skin, Hisoka walked up to me in a few steps. He was a small person with a height of [-] meters. It turns out that I still have such a domineering side. , will the chances of winning be better?

"What are you thinking about?" Hisoka asked softly, raising the corners of his lips.

Please don't use my face to make such an evil expression, my stomach hurts, and when I was thinking of expressing my complaints euphemistically, Luo in the living room disappeared.

Alas?

"Rom? Motorola?" I yelled into the air a few times in a daze, but there was no response.I looked at Qi Ya stiffly and mechanically, "So, what about him, man?"

Qi Ya gave me a sad expression.

My second uncle!He switched bodies with Hisoka, and he returned to being a pirate! ?Why doesn't he go to heaven!