[Comprehensive Anti-wear] Tenants, please respect yourself

At that time, Sasuke's knife was only 0.01 cm away from me, and in his eyes, sorry, I couldn't see his eyes.I was held hostage with my back turned to him, and I could only see the tenants with different expressions standing outside the door.Sasuke was indeed very close to me, clinging to me. Once the tenants made any moves, he would wipe my neck with a knife immediately. No one has acted rashly so far.

But I can see that Luo Yin's eyes are full of impatience and calculation in the shadow of the hat. The death of the landlord is not good for anyone, so even if he is not familiar with me now, he will definitely not ignore it.Gintoki had the eyes of a young boy who had lost his footing in the second class, Qiya stood still, but his expression was tense, Sanji was on the verge of exploding, Kagura almost rushed up, but was caught by the condensed expression. Itachi stopped him.

"Well, long time no see, hahaha, is this the latest way to meet?" I laughed a few times, trying to use my identity as the landlord to wake up the reason he lost when he faced Itachi.

Sasuke snorted coldly, and said in a low voice: "You are really easy to use, none of them have moved, including that man."

Teenagers, don't use the word "good use" indiscriminately, okay?It's easy for a pure girl to think wrong!And last time we got along well, why did you attack me this time? Could it be the second time I saw Itachi and was stimulated again.Sasuke is now all over a fried hairy cock, scrappy.

"Sasuke wake up, there is no benefit in kidnapping and holding me, and I am not easy to use! I am a landlord who cares about food and housing!"

"You don't look nervous at all, do you think I won't touch you?" The young man's cold voice was full of mockery, but it was more murderous.

After being reminded by Sasuke, I remembered the scene where this guy stabbed Kaorin later. He followed him for so long, and he stabbed as soon as he said.I'm just assing the landlord, and I'm still close to his brother. If he goes crazy, he won't stab me into a hornet's nest?Sasuke and I didn't have a strong friendship. When he came for the first time, he harassed him in various ways, help!Suddenly, I was so scared that my urine was about to come out. I swallowed my saliva. When he started, my bubbles might not have formed yet.

When I was flustered, I met Itachi's eyes, his dark black eyes were fixed on this side, his eyes seemed to tell me not to mess around.Inexplicably, I understood what he meant, and the fear eased. I should believe him. After all, the current Second Young Master still can't beat him, and Sasuke hasn't reached the point where he's insane, right?

Whoa!What kind of Shura field is this!I don't want to be caught in a brother fight or something!Suddenly, I admired Sasuke Naruto when Sakura went to try to persuade Naruto to fight, it's amazing!

"Sasuke, don't involve innocent people in this."

This is the first sentence Itachi said, even if they don't know what's going on between the two, but Sanji and Luo see that they look so similar, they probably can make up a lot of jokes, so everyone is silent for the time being, See how the ferret smooths its hair.

Hearing Itachi's words, Sasuke first repeated in a low voice: "Innocent?" Then this stupid brat laughed, the laugh was a monster, I don't know what kind of broken expression he has now, anyway, when he meets his brother, he There is nothing normal about the expression, all of them can be screenshotted and used as emoticons.Next, Sasuke said something that made me feel ashamed to stretch my neck and wipe the knife on the knife.

"She asked me to call her sister-in-law. What's the relationship between you two? Do you still want to hide it? Or is your own woman always sacrificeable? Even if I kill her, you won't feel any pain? "

At this moment, I clearly felt the coldness of the atmosphere.Yes, right after Sasuke finished speaking, all the tenants fell silent in unison.

Hello!Don't do this!This looks super embarrassing!Please give me some feedback!It's super embarrassing for Sasuke and me!

Everyone: "..." Stare.

I blushed to the point of bursting: "..." The rigid petrification was only short of weathering.

Help!This is even more embarrassing to me than having my younger brother call everyone brother-in-law!Has already asked Sasuke to call him sister-in-law!How could I be so patient back then!Am I really going to heaven!Ah, brother Itachi's expression is so subtle!Very subtle!All the tenants looked at me like I was an idiot!Dont look at me!Dont look at me!I'm going to explode!

Yinshi's expression changed most obviously, from worrying about seeing Er to looking at the idiot's self-seeking.

"No, no, misunderstanding, big mistake—hiss!!!" When I was nervous, I twisted my neck, and the swipe of my neck broke the skin on the blade, and the tenant opposite gasped , but I don't know why Sasuke's sword is a little far away from me.I didn't dare to move any more because of the pain from a bit of scratching after I realized it. There was no bleeding, but the skin was torn.

But, Sasuke, don't you want to stab me? Why did you take the knife away?

Moreover, the title of sister-in-law is even more shameful than brother-in-law, so talented!Can you just skip this topic?

Itachi's face was paralyzed: "It has nothing to do with her, you think too much."

Sasuke sneered: "I think too much? She said it herself."

Itachi was tired: "She was just joking."

Sasuke's teeth itched with hatred: "You let her play around? Are you guilty? Can people like you still have the right to be liked?"

Itachi's heart was tired twice: "...So, Julie is just childish and talking nonsense."

The result is still talking about this topic!Although Brother Itachi has avoided embarrassing me as much as possible, I can still hear the feeling of being powerless to complain from his tone, woo woo woo, I can't live anymore.But also because he separated the relationship so seriously, Sasuke didn't seem to be entangled in the topic of his sister-in-law anymore, but he still had a vicious look on his face.

But the dialogue between the two obviously deviated from the normal chilling atmosphere!She ran away completely in a strange direction, and couldn't even chase her back!You two are husband and wife, am I a dog?Am I that naughty dog?

"But you do care about her, don't you?" Second Young Master Zuo insisted on thinking so, and didn't look back until he hit the south wall.

"...Are you jealous?" After a while, I interjected weakly.

"Shut up!" Sasuke replied angrily.

I am deeply aware that I am being cheap, but once the talking starts, it is a bit difficult to stop.Speaking of being jealous, it's my dog ​​who eats it, okay?I've been eating since Sasuke didn't come to be a tenant. I was jealous, and I continued to say with a blank face: "Your questioning tone is like acting like a baby, because people who care about you always ignore you. I was thinking in my heart. Why do you care about others, look at me more, I have worked so hard to show my existence or something. Actually, Sasuke, I kind of understand your feelings?"

Sasuke sharpened his eyes and shouted angrily: "What do you know! No, what are you talking about! Jealous? Who do you think I am! Or the cowardly follower brother from before?"

Itachi: "..."

I am indifferent: "Oh."

Sasuke: "You're so annoying, bastard."

Probably wanting to teach me some lessons, the topic is so crooked, I don't think this bear man will kill me, just want to use it to scare Itachi and see his reaction.When he said this, everyone on the opposite side started to move, hey, I thought they were already preparing peanuts and sunflower seeds to watch a show.

In the chaos, the knife on my body was kicked away, and the blue lightning crackled and flashed. I didn't know if it was Qi Ya's Thunderbolt or Sasuke's Chidori!

In a trance, I really wanted to hear Luo's voice.

"ROOM—"

As the sound fell, his palms were facing the ground, and a sudden gust of wind blew up and formed a barrier to enclose them all. Kagura, I, and himself were not wrapped in it.He gently uttered the name of a move, I didn't quite hear it, I only heard the screams of everyone inside the barrier. After the visible barrier disappeared, I suddenly remembered Luo's skills.

Is it—

Yinshi: "Why is my vision getting shorter, wait, how can I see myself!"

Sanji: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! My hair turned into a natural curl!"

Qi Ya: "..." This one seemed to give up screaming, and directly removed the cigarette dangling from his mouth.

Neither Sasuke nor Itachi said a word, I weakly called out to the two brothers over there: "Brother Itachi?"

The person who looked back at me was Sasuke, and Brother Itachi didn't react at all...

So the current situation is that Gintoki is in Kiya's body, Kiya is in Sanji's body, Sanji is in Gintoki's body, and Itachi and Sasuke have switched!God!

When we watched everyone start doing something that didn't belong to that body, both Kagura and I had black lines on our faces, and only Luo had a calm expression on his face.

Yinshi spat, and pointed at Qi Ya's face, and fired at Luo with a vicious voice: "It's fine if you blow up and trick those two brothers, what's the point of exchanging us! Are you resenting me for complaining about your lemon?" What about juice! What a stingy man! Motorola!"

Kiya, who was using Sanji's body, looked at Gintoki frantically at the corner of his mouth, and warned, "Uncle curly hair, don't pick your nose."

Sanji, who was using Gintoki's body, looked at his hands in disbelief, and tremblingly said: "Do I have to use these hands to pick my feet and nose all the time to cook from now on?"

Gintoki, who was using Qi Ya's body, was furious: "Hey! Do you know how to respect people! Didn't you pick your feet!"

No, no, it's too scary, hurry up and ask Luo to replace these people, it's about to start a fight!Regarding my request, Luo just raised his chin to signal me to look at the Uchiha brothers. He said, "Those two people are very quiet. They didn't say a word. Even if there is blood feud, there is no way to fight in this situation."

This, it seems so.Both Sasuke and Itachi still don't recover, but I'm still worried.I walked up to Luo's side, waved to him, and said in a low voice, "Then what if Sasuke already hates him to the bone, and he directly picks up a knife and stabs his own body to death? Isn't Brother Weasel so dead that he can't die again?"

The person taller than me barely leaned his body to listen to what I said, and then gave me a sideways look, as if saying that an idiot would do this.

On one side is the Qiya brand Yinshi Shiyuyan: "It's okay for you to let these two brothers swap bodies and feel each other, but we are very innocent, come on, restore the three of us to the original state, then the two brothers can Never mind."

Itachi Sasuke looked over unsteadily, frowned and shouted loudly: "Did you do it! Get us back quickly!"

Looking at this kind of Itachi Sasuke, and then at the Sasuke Itachi whose silence is golden, my heart rolled ten thousand wild horses.

It is definitely impossible to fight, but...

Before I could figure out what to do, the two brothers in front of me disappeared in a flash, yes, they disappeared so simply and neatly.

Everyone: "...Ah, they are back."

Me: "No!!!!" Obviously Sasuke is here!What's the point!Just to be a shit-stirring stick! ?Help!The two brothers switched bodies and went back, how will Hokage be?

Luo, who has no sense of guilt at all: "In short, let's recover you first."