[Comprehensive Anti-wear] Tenants, please respect yourself

After being shocked a few times by Qi Ya mercilessly, I didn't dare to ask him any more questions. I didn't expect him to be so thin-skinned, and sometimes he seemed to know a lot about things in that area.But I’m just discussing important matters with him very seriously. I don’t feel too ashamed to ask him these things. When it’s Sanji and Gin, I still feel a little bit of that. If I ask Hisoka, I always feel that Being ridiculed in various ways, forget it, let's figure it out by ourselves.

After going to the toilet, I felt that my life was sublimated. Yinshi actually lit a candle and gave it to me. I couldn't help but slap him all over his face. Yinshi who was hit by "Hisuo" was also quite emotional. Bar.I don't want to describe the embarrassment and shame of going to the bathroom at all, so let the past go.Kagura took Hisoka to take a bath, but he couldn't come out for a while, and I couldn't just wait around, I had to find something to do.

In short, let's remove the makeup first. I really can't see Hisoka's makeup. The makeup is very delicate. The eyeliner is drawn in one stroke, and the end of the eye is naturally turned up.The teardrops and stars on the face are also beautiful, without any frizzy edges.

I looked at Hisoka's face in the mirror and imagined how this guy would look when he woke up every day with makeup, and I couldn't help shivering with chills.Makeup removal is very troublesome, however, there is no makeup remover at home!When I was worrying, suddenly, a bag of things was handed over from the side, and I turned my gaze, and I saw Sanji's worried face, as well as the makeup remover and cotton pads in his bag.

"Sanji, you, how do you know I need these! Are you the roundworm in my stomach!" I looked at him moved, but when the other party saw my face, his expression collapsed for a few seconds, but he still Patience did not show too much.

"You don't usually wear makeup, and your mother doesn't stay at home for a long time, so there must be no cosmetics at home. I also thought that Julie would not get used to Hisoka's face, so I went to a nearby store and bought it." Sanji smiled at me , but I think that smile is quite forced.He asked again with concern: "Can you use it? Let me help you."

I'd better not hurt him, I'm already very grateful for his help in a timely manner, if he helps remove makeup in front of Hisoka's face, I'm afraid he will have a nightmare.

"No, no! I'll do it myself, thank you Sanji very much!"

"Fool, you don't need to thank me. I really don't know when you will recover, I feel very delicate." Sanji scratched his hair unhappily, and the worried look emerged again.

I was very happy to know that someone cared about me so much. I took the bag and stroked his hair. Because of Hisoka's height, I could easily kill Sanji with a blow to the head.So we both froze at the same time, Sanji's forehead slid down a row of black lines, he pulled the distance suddenly, and said hastily with a delicate expression: "Then I, I will go to the living room first, if you have any questions, please call me !"

Looking at the figure of Sanji flying away, I silently looked at my big palm, ah, why are Hisoka's nails so long, can they be shortened?It shouldn't be a problem, anyway, if you cut it short, it can grow longer.Deciding to remove the makeup first and then cut the nails, I carefully looked at the usage of the cleansing oil, first squeezed out some and gently applied it to the face, then...

When I wiped the cleansing oil on my entire face, I took my hands away and found that I was no longer in front of the sink at home.I couldn't react and looked up and down, left and right, and my eyes were empty. The cleansing oil on my face made me very uncomfortable, and my hands were also oily.

The entire sky is dark, which is very similar to the grove in the evening at the school, but it is more eerie and deep than there.The wind was blowing from all directions, and the dark woods and bushes made creepy noises.However, the night is not only the sound of the wind, but also the howling of strange animals. The moonlight is struggling to fall through the layers of branches and leaves, and there are only a few pitiful beams of light.

Me, what happened to my house?I am dreaming?I have been cast an illusion?

I reached out and pinched my face, it wasn't a dream!I can't figure out what happened, none of the tenants in the house can use illusion, even Hisoka's ability has no such effect.I couldn't figure out why, and there was a faint light in the dark bushes.My calf softened, and with the sound of scratching in the jungle, the wolf with cold eyes came out.

Wolf?Is it a wolf!But the fangs are almost the same as ivory!Where does the wolf look like this!

That guy first walked around me for a few steps, and suddenly, a few more came out from the woods. I really felt pain in the ass.

I subconsciously sensed the danger in my mind. When I saw the other party jumping up and rushing towards me, I turned around and ran away. I sprained my ankle several times on the way!Hisoka is wearing high heels!No wonder my balance is so bad, I ran a few steps and sprained twice!Wow, I can't stop even if my ankle is sprained to death. I ran like crazy, as if my body was equipped with an electric motor. The scattered moonlight kept flashing in front of me. I didn't know where I was going. , like a headless chicken, his mind has become a mess!

How to use Hisoka's ability!Not at all!Bubbles can't be used either!Like chewing gum, right?Only at this time did I realize how useless Hisoka’s ability is. It’s not the kind of lethal power of Qiya and Xiaojie. If you don’t use it well, it can only be a rubber band. Hisoka, you are simply a god!

I went to another place like a motorcycle, and there is no difference from the previous place. This forest is too big!The moonlight here can shine more, and when I ran to a brighter place, I stopped and didn't seem to see the wolf.The moonlight was shining faintly, and suddenly, a person appeared in front of her eyes.I was so scared that I almost had a heart attack!

[Character: Shimura Miao Keywords: a woman like an orangutan, strong enough to carry a tripod, rich in dark matter, female version of Long Aotian, she has a big sword in her hand, she has a big sword in her hand, smiling tiger, sometimes weak and sometimes strong, male and female take all, dojo female boss , Super strong in various senses, try not to eat eggs, how can the chest be flattened]

What the hell to describe it!Shinpachi's older sister has been demonized!

Anyway, seeing someone I knew in this strange place made me weep with joy.And before I got close to A Miao to explain what she was screaming, she slapped me and flew out and hit a tree. The blood gushing out of my nostrils was like a fountain.Hisoka, I'm sorry, your glorious image has collapsed.

Yes, I just remembered that I have only removed half of my makeup now, and my face is covered with cleansing oil, mixed with the makeup that I took off, it must be terrible.After seeing clearly whether I was a human or not a ghost, A Miao quickly apologized and ran over to help me.

"I'm sorry sir, I thought you were a monster, so I shot, are you okay?"

"No, nothing, I'm in good health." Trembling and covering my nose, I got up and said to A Miao.

A Miao helped me up and looked around, as if looking for someone, but there were only two of us here, I wiped off the nosebleed, and asked in a low voice, "Who are you looking for?"

"A girl named Julie, have you seen it?"

"I'm Julie!" I pointed to myself.

"...Don't make trouble." A Miao's face darkened.

"I really am!" Just as I was about to explain clearly to her, my keen hearing let me hear the sound of wild animals running. Oops, did those guys come after them smelling the smell of nosebleeds?Too late to explain!As soon as I took A Miao's hand, I ran wildly. Although she looked surprised and dazed, she still ran after me.

Between the lightning and the flint, a black figure jumped out of my face, I was shocked, no matter how useless Hisoka's body is, I can do something!I raised my other hand and wanted to hit it. Unexpectedly, A Miao, who was being led by me, made a move and accurately pinched the thing. It was a snake with a thick wrist.I watched A Miao stunned the snake with black lines, and suddenly felt that with this goddess of war, I could actually fight back.

The center of gravity was unstable, and when I realized that the high heels were tripped by the branches, I had already thrown myself and A Miao and flew out.Everything is so just right, because the place where I fell and flew is a downhill road, and I seem to have heard the sound of running water, it can't be that there is a river below!A Miao exclaimed, and I subconsciously opened my hands and hugged her tightly, wrapping one hand around her waist and pressing the other on the back of her head to protect her head.

The two of us rolled downhill like fried dough sticks, and our brains were smashed, but I never dared to let go of A Miao. Duang~ I knocked my head on the stone, probably Hisoka's head was hard, and I didn't bleed.My mind was befuddled, and I collapsed on the ground in a daze. A Miao pressed on my body, gasping for breath. Gradually, I let go of my hands and got up slowly, supporting her, I shouted.

"A Miao? Is A Miao okay?"

The person in my arms moved, probably because my mind was dizzy, A Miao got up from my arms, and when I saw her look up, I lowered my head urgently to check if she was okay. Soft to the touch.The incredible contact made me and A Miao dumbfounded at the same time...

Oh my god!I accidentally wiped the corner of my mouth with Hisoka's body and A Miao!Is this a kiss?It's already very intimate!A Miao I'm sorry for you!Hurry up and wash your mouth with pasteurized solution!I don't know how many knives, guns, sticks and playing cards Hisoka has licked!

"Ah ah ah ah ah--"

A Miao, who finally came to her senses, pierced through the forest and the sky with a scream, and she lifted me vigorously and threw me into the air.

"Plop—" My upper body was soaked in the river, and my lower body survived the accident and hung on the stones on the river bank.

After drinking several sips of water, I straightened up from the river. The river is not deep and the current is not rushing, so I took the opportunity to remove the makeup on my face and rub my hair by the way.

When she realized that she was attacking me again, Ah Miao's expression changed, and she began to apologize to me. After all, I just protected her, and the accidental kiss was not intentional.What can I do in the face of her apology!Although I want to be angry!But I dare not be angry with A Miao at all!Consider yourself unlucky!Probably because I took off my makeup, A Miao said that I looked a lot better.

Generally, boys would take off their shirts and twist them when their clothes were wet. I didn't take off my shirts out of shyness, and just sat across from A Miao with wetness, and then honestly explained my situation.After she knew that I was Julie and changed her body with someone else, her attitude towards me changed a lot.

"I'm really sorry. Since they are all girls, it doesn't matter at all. Did you hit me hard just now? Let me show you." A Miao said and was about to come over.

"No, no, it's okay, um, although it's a girl, this body is ♂ after all, so it's good for A Miao and me to keep a distance. I don't know men very well, so it must be right to keep a distance?" I said Backed away in a panic.

A Miao looked at me like this, burst out laughing, and she said: "Then take off your shirt, you'll catch a cold, I have a lighter here, I'll light a fire to dry your clothes later."

"It's okay! I can dry it naturally!"

"Take off!"

"As ordered!"

After experiencing A Miao's domineering look and arrogance, I was cowardly, swallowed my saliva and took off my clothes honestly.When I finished taking off all the clothes, A Miao had already found dry branches to light the fire. She skillfully took the clothes over and propped them up with branches to bake.I don't know if it's because of reading or what, but I don't feel cold, I just fold my arms because I'm shy, I feel like I'm playing a hooligan.

"Your face is so red, you don't have a cold, I said, what are you doing sitting so far away, come over here, isn't it cold?" A Miao waved to me.

"But, but I'm naked from the upper body, isn't that good?" Ah, why do I have to blush, obviously Hisoka is a being who can be naked without any problem.

"It doesn't matter if they're all girls."

"……"Hello!Have you overlooked that this body is male!

When I dried all the clothes, the moon was hidden in the clouds, and the surrounding silence could only hear the sound of the bonfire burning.I added some twigs to the fire, and when I turned around, I saw A Miao fell asleep leaning on the twigs.She breathed lightly, frowned slightly, and clasped her arms with her hands. Did she feel cold?

Originally I wanted to put on clothes, I walked up to her silently and put the clothes on her body. Anyway, I got used to being naked.There was a flash of fire, and I saw someone I hadn't seen for a long time, the Two-dimensional brother who changed the trajectory of me and all the reversed characters.He still looks like an otaku, wearing a hoodie, the most dazzling is his eyes, so beautiful that people can't tell the difference between south, east and north.

Seeing others, I rushed over immediately, "Brother! God! You must have a way to get me and Hisoka back! Where have I been!"

The little brother took a few steps back in disgust, and then said cheerfully: "In the world of hunters!"

Me: "...excuseme?"

The little brother is serious: "I didn't expect this kind of situation, because it was exchanged with each other, so you are the one who came back. You are separated from your body, so even if there is a new tenant, it will drop at a [-]/[-] chance Yes. For example, if A Miao falls to you who has a soul, then another new tenant may fall to Hisoka who occupies your body."

"What the hell! Can't you send me back and change my body again!"

"sure."

"That's great! Then quickly bring me back to my own world, and change my body!"

"I refuse, you can only wait for the next time you go back to your own world, which happens to be when Luo is also there. You have to do your own thing! I believe in you!" After speaking, I showed a very bright smile.

I looked at him with dead fish eyes, picked up a stone and threw it at his head.