[Comprehensive Anti-wear] Tenants, please respect yourself

The commotion in the first half of the night caused the first floor of my house to suffer the greatest trauma in the history of removing decoration. The window glass was broken, there were a few scratches on the wall, and there were also scratches on the floor. A chair in the dining room was broken, and the corpse of the chair and glass Scattered all over the place.When Hijikata and the two-dimensional neuropathy master disappeared, I faced the tragedy on the first floor alone and remained silent.

How should I explain when my parents come back for the New Year during the winter vacation? The scratches on the walls must be refilled, the floors must be replaced, and the window glass must be reinstalled.In a few days, I will enter the military training of high school life, but this kind of thing happened before that. I promised to enjoy the last few days of my life as a junior high school student!When I think about these things, my heart seems to be flattened into a big cake, and then put on a frying pan and fried over and over again.

Speaking of which, the windows on the first floor are all broken, now as long as a robber, thief, kitten or dog can easily enter my house as long as they climb over the outer wall!This is too dangerous!I dare not sleep tonight!Immediately tomorrow morning, I will find someone to install the glass, chairs, floors, walls, etc. Safety is important in life, but it is really inevitable to be scolded by family members.

Looking at the empty windows, from time to time, the evening wind of early autumn pours in, which makes my heart cool.Resignedly, I took out the broom and garbage shovel from the grocery room, and began to tidy up the living room carefully.The sound of the broom sweeping across the scattered glass was a bit weird in this silent night.

"hiss--"

When I was clearing the dining table and the kitchen area, I heard the voice of a young man coming from the window of the living room, and it was very clear and pleasant.Could it be that robbers really came in from my house? By the way, it is estimated that another Two-dimensional character has crossed over. The above is the whole process of my inner transformation. The surprise in the first half of the night fueled my courage in the second half of the night.I kept looking at the living room with a broom in one hand and a shovel in the other, hoping it wasn't some big villain!

There was still a lot of glass scattered on the floor of the living room that hadn't been cleaned up. A young man in a shirt and bare feet sat on the floor, and there was blood under his feet.This... is definitely because he suddenly appeared at my house, and then he stepped on the glass and scratched it.As a good student with roots in the motherland, I felt an inexplicable pang of conscience. I quickly put down the things in my hands and dug out the family medicine box from the TV cabinet.

"Ah, sorry, you didn't..."

The word stuck in my throat and I can't say it anyway. The young man saw his feet bleeding, and his eyes were full of crazy excitement. It seemed that he didn't feel any pain at all, but felt very fresh. interesting.At this moment, a mechanical notification sound similar to Google Girl sounded in my mind.

[Character: Ryunosuke Keyword: Conscience, Disciple of Jack the Ripper, Body Artist]

I remember that I haven't watched Ryunosuke-related anime, what the hell is this keyword!Why is a character I don't know coming to my house again!

"Ah, it's bleeding, it really came through all at once. Are you the owner of this house?" Ryunosuke ignored his foot injury and looked at me with a smile, looking like a gentle and nice person.

Seeing his kindness, I am a little confused again. I must have thought too much. In fact, this character is a good person, right?I pointed to his feet: "Your feet are still bleeding, let's deal with them first."

His gaze swept over the blood on the soles of his feet, his pupils contracted for a moment, and then he smiled more kindly at me. "It doesn't matter. Speaking of which, the color of your blood should be pretty good too. Let me take a look? Don't worry, I won't hurt you, and I'm pretty good at crafting~ Let's play together?" After saying that He stood up, staring at me, and approached step by step.

It seems that I misunderstood the prompt tone, this girl is really a pervert!Since everyone said it was the Ripper, it must be very serious!Or the kind that will appear in American dramas!If I really want to burp, I'd rather die with a knife than be disembowelled and then be inspected!

Leaving the medicine box in my arms, I turned around and ran, wait!Don't I have a bubble skill!Looking at the approaching people, I suddenly opened up my second aura, and stood still with one foot. I imitated the posture of the protagonist of the hot blood, stretched out one hand, opened my mouth and shouted: "Bubble activated!"

When the voice fell, a barrier gradually appeared around Ryunosuke, and finally surrounded him in a circular barrier. This bubble ability is similar to Gaara's absolute defense.Seeing the pervert showing a confused look in the bubble barrier, I finally breathed a sigh of relief, let's circle this dangerous item and wait for him to disappear.

As soon as I relaxed, I saw the perverted Ryunosuke lightly poked the bubble barrier with his hand. I looked at the barrier that exploded with a dark face, what the hell!Such a fragile ability to do things?Although it is said that training is needed to improve the ability, but is the elementary bubble barrier so fragile!Others just poke it twice and it's gone!Gaara's absolute defense is not broken by an electric drill. My heart is sad, and I want to sing "Nan Shan Nan".

"Are you shy? I told you that I won't treat you badly, and I won't force you, just study it."

"..." Compared to being disembowelled, I choose the dog leash, no, I choose the handsome blond penguin guy back then, I can't give the life, can't I give the Xiang!

Looking at his smiling face, I feel hairy all over. Why is the second half of the night more terrifying than the first half of the night? At least there were Hijikata and Perona when the little man wanted to do something to me, but now there are only perverts!Ah, everyone is good!Come and save me again!Go to the police directly!At critical moments, you still have to trust the public servants of the people!

After making up my mind, I ran towards the door, and Ryunosuke also noticed my intention. I guess his foot injury is not serious, but the bleeding looks serious.Otherwise, how could he run up and catch me!

He directly blocked the position of the door, and my cold sweat broke out again this night. I glanced at the window without glass. There is still a possibility of turning out from the first floor and escaping. After running out, I have to run first Go to a small supermarket that operates 24 hours a day, or go to a night market stall.I was planning the route in my mind, and my hands were not idle. I slowly moved to the kitchen and picked up the ultimate weapon - the frying pan.

"Hahaha, I really like the look in your eyes now, showing fear and struggle."

Thank you for analyzing my eyes in such a literary way. The short man named Feitan gave me a sense of absolute oppression, the kind that I dare not fart in front of him.But Feitan does not give me the feeling that Ryunosuke is so cold and down-to-earth. I think Ryunosuke is very ordinary, a perverted killer that can be encountered in real life... Feitan is terrible, Ryunosuke is infiltrating.Just like American horror movies are disgusting, Japanese horror movies are purely scary!

When is this, why am I still thinking about adjectives astray!

After a moment of confrontation, Ryunosuke rushed forward, damn it! ! !very scary!Subconsciously, I raised the pan with both hands and was about to shoot it. Suddenly, the pan in my hand was taken away, and then I heard a sound of duang~, and then Ryunosuke fell limply on the floor.I stared blankly at the person who appeared next to me out of thin air and was still holding a frying pan.

The robe with red clouds on a black background, the Suzaku ring on the hand holding the handle of the pot, and those dark night-like black eyes.What is ten thousand years at a glance, I have personally experienced it.

When I saw Itachi Uchiha, my heart was excited, and I felt like I was illuminated by the holy light.

Male, male, male god has come to my house!

Uchiha Itachi, who didn't feel that it was against the law to hold a frying pan, put the murder weapon back on the desk, ignoring Ryunosuke who was knocked unconscious on the ground, and his cool eyes fell on me.In an instant, I felt a burning sensation all over my body, and stammered: "Itachi, Itachi...Cheek!"

The address on my lips suddenly turned into Cheek Nao, I had the illusion that I was a fool, what should I call it?Uchiha?Or Brother Weasel?I'm not Sasuke!called honey?It will be read [-] times a month.

I immediately added reverently: "Thank you!"

Itachi just nodded slightly as a response.Did the great god hear my call, so he sent my male god here? At this moment, the reminder sound came to my mind again.

【Character: Itachi UchihaKeywords: I can't tell the bitterness in my heart·Men Sao·Chief brother-in-law·White white is the most dick·Brother Rabbit】

Keyword What the hell are you doing!

The embarrassment attack and I did not talk about the philosophy of life with Itachi under the light from poetry and poetry, but when I continued to clean up the living room, he dragged Ryunosuke to the corner and sat quietly. on the sofa.I made a cup of milk tea and put it in front of him, and turned on the TV.

It was already very late after I finished cleaning, and I looked at Ryunosuke who was still unconscious. This fellow should not wake up for a while.I didn't dare to look directly into Itachi's eyes, so I just stared away and said, "Well, my name is Julie."

Itachi raised his eyelids, glanced at me, and said in a deep voice, "Itachi Uchiha."

"That, that, uh, what should I call you? Yes, can I call you Itachi... Brother Itachi?" Woohoo!The girl's heart is about to explode!My wish for many years!According to age, you can call me brother, so I can be called Uncle Hijikata?No no, I just really want to be Itachi's younger sister!Beep!

"..."

When he was called brother, Itachi was silent for a moment, without nodding or shaking his head.I mobilized all my thick-skinned factors to think that he acquiesced to this title!

Immediately afterwards, I slowly opened up the conversation box. Although I was still very nervous, there was no major communication barrier at all.Then I learned from Itachi that he already knew the situation on my side when he crossed over, and the language was automatically changed, so there is no need for me to introduce myself, everyone knows.

"Brother Weasel." Ah!I feel so ashamed to scream but I still want to scream!What's the matter with the feeling of consummation at home!Moved to tears!

Itachi waited quietly for the second part of my sentence. I organized my words in my mind, and then said boldly: "Anyway, I don't know when I will go back anyway, so you can stay at my house temporarily. You are welcome. That, Do you like the first floor, the second floor or the third floor? My house has a lot of rooms, you can choose whatever you want, and I will clean it up for you!" Oh!I am simply a local tyrant, and I actually started contracting Uchiha Itachi!

"First floor."

"Enen, I'll clean it up for you now!" Ever since Itachi appeared and solved the perversion with a pot, I'm not afraid at all, even if there is no window glass!

"I'll sleep on the sofa tonight. I'll clean it up with you tomorrow morning. It's late, so go to bed."

Just when I was about to clean up, Itachi spoke again, feeling disobedient, I nodded in a daze, oh, and went to the bathroom to mess around.

After washing, I sneaked a glance at Itachi in the living room. He turned off the TV and sat quietly on the sofa. The wind blew in from the window without glass, and the curtains were blown by the wind. The long hair on his forehead was blown by the wind. Gently caressing, under the smudged light, the youth's black eyes are deeper and more silent, like a pool of deep water, making people want to drown in it.

The Uchiha family is born with a good skin, Brother Itachi, I want to bow down under your Xiaopao!

I was caught peeping, and when my eyes met, I blushed, my chest tightened, and I hurriedly said, "Good night, good night!"

When I got back upstairs and was about to take off my clothes and go to bed, I realized that I didn't bring blankets and pillows for Itachi, so I hurriedly searched in the cupboards in other rooms.Holding the pillow and blanket, I ran down to the second floor and put the things on the sofa. I said in embarrassment: "The window is broken, and it will be cold at night when the wind blows. This blanket is very thick."

"Thank you."

"No, you're welcome! It should be! The switch for the headlight in the living room is on the wall beside the sofa. Let me know if you need anything."

"Ah."

Itachi responded lightly, and I also felt that there was no more topic to talk about at this time, so it was better not to disturb the male god, I nodded indiscriminately, and I turned around and ran upstairs.It's just that when he was running up the stairs, he heard a cool and warm voice behind him.

"Good night."

After hearing this sound, I was nailed in place like a nail, and my eyes widened.The male god said good night to me! ! !This is not a ringtone!It's real, real, real! ! !

I immediately lay down on the banister of the stairs and yelled loudly to the people in the living room: "Brother Weasel, good night!"

I can't wait to hear good morning tomorrow!Happiness came so suddenly, I was a little out of breath!If there's a good night kiss...I'm going to explode!