[Comprehensive Anti-wear] Tenants, please respect yourself

Tufang, who held me and dodged for a few times, got his bearings, and threw me like a basketball with a flick of his hand. I widened my eyes and tried my best to suppress the scream that was about to come out of my throat, and then thumped Suddenly, I fell on the sofa, and my mind went blank.Not to mention that the throw is really accurate, if it is on the floor, I must have broken a bone.

I got up from the sofa, and suddenly, I met the eyes of that cruel little man, and I was so scared that I wanted to pee.

The weapon that the little guy is holding is an umbrella?Does he think he is Huang Feihong!Could it still be Foshan Shadowless Legs?Hijikata can't beat it. I feel that the opponent is very strong. Does the umbrella have any mechanism? It can't be used as a gun like Kagura.It would be great if the boss of a certain Wanshiwu also came, so that the pairing of the two of them should not lose?I don't know why when I looked at Tufang, I felt that he might fight harder because the short man's hostility was too heavy.

I definitely hope that the earth side wins in my heart!After all he just helped me!

"Oh, this big rabbit is so cute, it doesn't lose to Kumasi at all!"

Suddenly, a girl's clear voice came from the room above me. Could it be that some kind of master came to my house again!Without a moment's hesitation, I got up from the sofa and was about to rush to the upstairs room. At the same time, the little man moved, and then the earthworker also moved.It really affects the whole body, the little dwarf seems to want to catch me, but the earth obviously doesn't want me to be caught, so the two of them fought again.

"Come on, Uncle Fourteen, hold him back, I'll go upstairs and have a look!"

"Who is Uncle Fourteen! Tsk, don't run around, it's dangerous upstairs!"

The voice of the earthwork has been left behind by me, I ran upstairs quickly, pushed open the door of my own room, the room was clearly not turned on, but now it was as bright as day, and then I saw...

When I ran back to the living room with my new partner, Tufang and the little man were still fighting fiercely, but it was obvious that Tufang was injured, and there was a bloodstain on the bridge of his nose, but it was not serious.I looked at the gothic lolita girl with double ponytails beside me, and immediately said: "Perona, please, tell them to stop, if they continue to fight, my house will really be scrapped!" I will be torn apart by my family!

"Heh loh loh loh~~ It's on me, let's go! Negative ghost!"

That's right, the person who just appeared in my room is Perona from One Piece, with pink double ponytails, dark circles under the eyes, gothic style dress, and a small crown on her head. Fortunately, it is a character I know qaq.I exchanged my rogue rabbit doll for her to help stop the two people from the demolition office.

Originally, I just wanted her to stop the little dwarf, but I didn't expect the passive ghost to attack the earthwork together. I opened my mouth and looked at the two who were attacked by the ghost.

The two people who were facing each other suddenly knelt down with miserable and hopeless faces. The corners of my mouth twitched. I was originally a short and cold person with a particularly evil spirit. He said, "I know that even putting two layers of height-enhancing insoles in my shoes will not save my height. If there is another life, I will definitely be born into a rich family and drink milk every day to try to grow taller."

On the other side, the earth side also made amazing remarks.

"A guy like me with glaucoma who loves smoking and V-shaped bangs is not qualified to be a deputy chief. The mayonnaise god must have abandoned me. What kind of life is worse than a dog. I only deserve to eat dog food. I am not worthy of being with everyone." Let’s walk together. In the next life, I want to be a dog, let Boss Kondo lead me, and serve the people well.”

Hey, Hijikata, you really said something terrible!If Sougo and Gintoki heard this, they would all be laughing.In fact, I almost peeed laughing, immoral but really funny.And just when I was holding my stomach and laughing happily, suddenly, an inexplicable sadness suppressed me, and then I was overwhelmed by despair and sadness like sea water.

Immediately, I also knelt on the ground, and said with great grief: "I'm just a fool, full of problems, I feel that life is difficult if I don't love, and I have a combination of idol burden, procrastination, embarrassment, laziness, and strangeness." All the problems of social phobia, I am a fool, I can't live through this day..."

In this way, the negative ghost completes the triple kill.

When the passive ghost retreated, I immediately bounced up from the ground and roared tragically: "Hey! Why are my own people attacking too!"

Perona hugged the rogue rabbit and giggled, without any remorse, "It's so interesting ~ Who told you not to stand behind me, hehehehehe~"

I wanted to throw her with a cockroach inexplicably, and similarly, the little dwarf and Hijikata, who suffered from such inhuman attacks like me, stood up numbly, as if the act of losing their share just now was not what they did.In any case, everyone's murderous intent finally disappeared, because once they started fighting, Perona's passive ghost would still attack, and they would definitely not do this again if they were smart.

After tidying up the living room, the four of us sat around the dining table. I dug out a few unfinished boxes of Youmei from the box and made a glass for each of us.Elf is taro, Hijikata is strawberry, mine is plain, and Perona is vanilla.

Seeing the scar on the bridge of Tufang's nose, I hurriedly took out the Band-Aid from the TV cabinet in the living room.After removing the packaging, I walked over to the earthwork, his pupils shrank, and his body stepped back.

"Doesn't the bridge of your nose hurt? Come on, stick it yourself."

Tufang took it silently, and after he had pasted the Band-Aid, I took a sip of the hot milk tea and opened my mouth in an old-fashioned way.

"Drink milk tea to cool down your anger. Come on, if there is anything you don't understand, please open up." Although I feel that I haven't shown any aura of the host family, I look like the aunt of the neighborhood committee.Maybe it's because I subconsciously know that everyone is an anime character, I don't seem to be too shy of strangers.

The little dwarf snorted sinisterly, and his knife-like eyes scratched the faces of the three of us. I felt a sense of fear.I approached Perona unobtrusively. Neither of them seemed to be afraid of this handicapped person. Hijikata calmly drank milk tea, then frowned and said, "Why is mine flavored with strawberry?"

"Randomly assigned!"

"Give me the original next time." Tufang rolled his eyes in disgust.

"Get to the point." The little dwarf spoke uncomfortably, with the tendency to splash milk tea on Hijikata and me's faces.

"Ahem, but let me tell you how the three of you got here first. My house is definitely not a space-time travel tunnel."

As soon as I finished speaking, the three people sitting around the dining table disappeared in front of me without warning. I can only say that they disappeared so quickly like a tornado, and I didn't react at all.I stared blankly at the steaming milk tea, but the person really disappeared from under my nose.

"Earth Fang? Perona? A miniature version of Huang Feihong?" I yelled dumbly, and the entire first floor was quiet without any noise.

By the way, the handsome noble penguin who appeared in the toilet at home before disappeared suddenly like this. Just when I was puzzled, an unexpected person appeared.

That little brother who I gave money to eat Malatang!By the way, is the door of my house a decoration?Anyone can enter!

"It's like this, to thank you for giving me money, so I let your favorite Two-dimensional character come over to accompany you." The hooded brother smiled softly, wringing his fingers like Hinata girl, The face is shy and cute, but I don't eat this set now.

"Stop fooling me! Hijikata and Perona still like to know each other, but what's the matter with that little dwarf! Don't you watch too many anime to bully me! And what's the matter with this way of thanking you! Would you just pay me back directly? That's it! How big is 30 yuan!"

Under the complaints that I was about to collapse, the hooded brother explained everything in a serious manner.

In order to thank me for my help, it is because my life is too pitiful alone, and I still have various problems on my body [What’s going on with this feeling of suffering? ], in order to let me have friends to accompany me and make more friends, so as the master of Two-dimensional, he decided to let these people accompany me.

However, the problem also arises, not only the safe characters I know and like can come, but even the dangerous and disliked characters I don’t know can also come.They will center on me and appear around me, but their power will be greatly reduced after crossing over, only one tenth of the original power remains, and the power will be slightly higher only when they are beside me.

Moreover, no matter who crosses over, they know that they have come to another dimension, and they also know that the things in their own world are presented in the form of comics and animations in my world.They can't watch their own anime plots, but they can watch other people's. Of course, their surroundings and colleagues can watch them.What the hell setting!

"Julie, there are not only good things in this world. There are good things and there are bad things. If you enjoy the good things, you have to bear the bad ones. You can't just want people like Naruto Luffy Yinshi Xiaojie to appear, even if they are The Akatsuki Blackbeard Spring Rain Phantom Brigade will also appear."

Can you stop threatening me so solemnly, can I get back the 30 yuan I paid in advance now?

As if seeing that my heart was quietly collapsing, the two-dimensional master hooded brother showed a warm smile again, and said: "It doesn't matter, they all have one thing in common, that is, they can't kill you."

Why do I hear the meaning of terror from this sentence?Can't kill me, what about maiming?After 3 minutes of quietly crashing, I made two requests.

"Give me a life-saving skill, and the next time a character appears, can you, like the system in the novel, broadcast to me the character's attribute and title?"

"It's easy, I'll give it to you!"

So, I got an enchantment ability called Bubble, which can protect myself and trap the opponent, but this needs to be practiced, and my skills are useless to powerful characters.Just like the little man just now, oh, this little man is called Feitan.The attack on me before did not mean to kill me, but to test whether my strength has really weakened, and whether my strength will recover a little by my side.

The hooded brother said that he is the villain in "Hunter x Hunter" and has a strong combat power. Although he is a high-risk character in comics, he is the dream lover of many girls in the three-dimensional world.With this height and virtue, there are so many girls who like it?If you hold a big black umbrella, you really think you are Huang Feihong!Aunt Thirteen!

My parents who are struggling far away and my younger brother who is struggling to go to kindergarten, I feel that something is wrong with my spirit...