[Comprehensive Anti-wear] Tenants, please respect yourself

I slept until after ten o'clock in the morning, and I sat up from the bed with an oily face and a bird's nest-like hairstyle. I felt as if I had forgotten something.I just felt tired, so I fell asleep until this point.Wait, the window glass on the first floor of my house was broken last night, the lobby on the first floor was occupied, and then a group of Two-dimensional characters came over...

The aristocratic penguin handsome blond guy who wants to eat Xiang, the short and handsome man with a handicap, Hijikata who suffers from mayonnaise, the gothic spokesperson Perona, the disemboweling master Ryunosuke, and the last rabbit Itachi!

It always felt like a dream. Thinking of this, I immediately changed out of my pajamas and stepped on my slippers and rushed downstairs. When I hurried to the lobby on the first floor, no one was seen.

I remember Itachi said yesterday that he can sleep on the sofa by himself, and Ryunosuke was lying unconscious in the corner of the sofa.But now there is no one in the living room. If it wasn't for the folded quilt on the sofa and the window without glass reminding me of what happened yesterday, otherwise I would definitely think it was a dream.

Of course it’s good that Ryunosuke’s anti-social personality is gone. I’m 120 happy in my heart, but Itachi is also gone. Thinking about it like this, I feel a little sad and lost. Will the male god come again?

Anyway, I still have to tell my parents about the current situation at home, but how should I explain it.Said that I had a sudden rabies attack and turned the hall into such a virtue?

In the end, I called my dad and said that there were some big mice in the house. I beat them with something, and I made a mess in the living room.The father in the distance is more worried about me than the living room, saying that the windows must be installed immediately, money is not a problem, we must pay attention to life safety, and I will go to high school soon, and I will make good friends with everyone during the military training. During the Chinese New Year, I came back to see me with my mother and brother, and if I was alone at night, I would call my grandparents or something~%...,#*'☆&c＄︿★

My father is more verbose than my mother, but he finally solved the practical problems. As for making good friends at school, I somehow feel that this task is extremely heavy...

With the help of my father, I found an acquaintance uncle to install the glass, and they all gave a friendly price.All the window glass was installed in the afternoon, and I sent my uncle away with great gratitude. I am glad that no one came through when my uncle installed the glass, otherwise how should I explain this supernatural situation.

I walked to the sofa with my laptop in my arms and turned it on, and immediately started to look up those characters I was not familiar with. The first one was the handsome blond penguin guy. What a hobby of flies.So I immediately found out that the name is Bessib, and it is still the kind of devil that can be contracted and summoned. It is a fly, not a penguin. I looked at the introduction on Du Niang and felt that my face must have become embarrassing.

Then I checked Feitan and Ryunosuke. After checking, I put these anime in my favorites, and I will make up for them when I have time.In fact, I'm quite free now, but why can't I be interested in making up for it? Holding the computer, I just hesitated to let it go until the evening.

It would be great if Itachi could stay forever. In fact, Compared with Ryunosuke, Itachi has killed more people, but he is not afraid of him.Because he won't do anything casually to a passer-by, unless I want to wretch Sasuke?

It was getting dark, and the light in the living room became dim. I put the computer on the sofa, and I got up and turned on the light.Fortunately, I was not lazy when I went out today. I bought a lot of food and stocked it in the refrigerator, so that I can be self-sufficient even if I don’t go out.When I was pouring oil into the pan and turning on the gas stove to make some fried eggs for myself, I heard the sound of wind chimes.

I can clearly say that there are no wind chimes in my house. If it is not haunted, someone must have traveled here.When I realized this problem, I had already turned around and looked towards the living room. What caught my eyes was the familiar red cloud robe with a black background. Is it Itachi!When I was full of joy and saw the person opposite, I was taken aback.This time it was not one person, but two people.

With just one glance, I was sure it wasn't Itachi. One of them was slender and taller than me, and the other had a huge body bent like a giant reptile lying on the ground. The appearance of a person.But as a child who was obsessed with Hokage, I handsomely judged who these two were.

Like Itachi, he also knows two of the three golden flowers in the organization, Didara and the Red Sand Scorpion.

As if to confirm my judgment, the notification sound also sounded in my mind. [Characters: Didara, Red Sand Scorpion Keywords: Eternal and Instant Immortal Human Philosophy Discussion Group, A Mud Playing Lover, A Real Uncle and a False Gentleman]

I feel that I have become accustomed to the gods and tongues of keywords.

"Are you that little girl named Zhu Li?" Xie, who was hidden in the crimson amber, asked with a low and vicissitudes old uncle voice.

To be called by Xie like that, I feel so good for Su inexplicably!Just as I was about to answer, a guy with a long mouth in his hand lifted the hijab on his head, ah no, a bamboo hat.The wind chime made a crisp sound as the bamboo hat was taken off, and my attention was drawn to Didara.The brilliant gold in the field of vision formed a strong visual impact, and his drop-shaped blue eyes glanced at me with a proud look.

"Do you still need to ask Uncle Scorpion, you can tell by looking at this stupid look, huh."

Deidara, you long-haired, waist-length hypocrite!Well, although I think so in my heart, on the surface I dare not fart.Since everyone knows the reason for each other's crossing, and knows the rules and so on, then the introduction is completely omitted, and the two sides calmly accepted this abnormal crossing and reverse crossing.

So, I asked weakly: "Well, are you two hungry? Shall I feed you two?"

Fortunately, I said a normal topic, Didara didn't have dinner, and agreed to eat noodles!So I started to boil boiled noodles and fried eggs, and soon, two bowls of noodles were cooked.Put the egg on top of the noodles and put it on the dining table, I turned my head and shouted at the two people in the living room who were watching TV and reading magazines.

"Yes, you can eat."

In response, Didara got up from the sofa. The young man stretched his body first, and his wide sleeves slid down to his elbows, revealing his tight arms. I silently turned around and swallowed my saliva.In fact, I like quite a lot of characters, hehe, if I have to say, they can be ranked like the three thousand harem.Ahem, I'm sure I'm not the only one like this, who hasn't had one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eighty-nine YY objects, haha.

Didara sat down and said thank you, and started to eat, which was surprisingly polite.I continued to look at another person who didn't move, and I said: "Xie... well, what should I call you two?" , in the end how to shout it.

Didara rolled his eyes: "Call your name, stupid, um."

"...I'll call you by your name, but should he be called Uncle or Brother?" I chose to look at Didara opposite me with a little fear.

"It must be uncle, you are younger than me, huh?"

Your oral habit is hopeless, I thought about it, nodded and said: "Well, it's the same as your name." It won't be too unfriendly.

I noticed it when I was eating, the mouth in the palm of Deidara’s palm is the same thing in two-dimensional view, but it’s a bit scary in three-dimensional view.Probably because of the curiosity-seeking mentality, I actually wanted to see if the mouth on his hand could eat, and I restrained and restrained, I still asked.

"Didara, besides eating clay, can the mouth on your hand eat food?" I stared at his hand brightly.

"My hands are for making art, don't you think, huh?"

"Is there a relationship between the two, the occasional meal or something when creating art, or does the food combine with the clay? That taste should be weird."

"Can't eat, you idiot, eh!"

"Oh..." I really wanted to see him eat noodles with his hands.

"Your expression says you want to see me eat noodles with my hands, do you want to die? Hmm." Didara said viciously with the corner of his mouth twitching.

I hurriedly looked back and lowered my head to eat the noodles, thanking the Two-dimensional God for his iron rule, otherwise I would definitely be blown away by now.

Didara and I ate happily at the dining table, but a scorpion as big as a scorpion was squatting on the sofa, and I always felt that it was not good.It's like when a group of your friends go to eat, and one of them doesn't eat but sits aside, it's a bit inconsistent no matter how you think about it.A scorpion's body doesn't need to eat, but one thing might work?I saw it on the Internet and some fanfiction, do you want to try it?

I said, "Uncle Scorpion, you should eat some too."

Deidara: "He won't eat food, eh."

I pointed to the small bottle I had prepared earlier, and said timidly, "Here, lubricating oil should be enjoyed, isn't his modified body a lot of parts, lubricate it or something."

Didara sneered: "Pfft...Uncle Scorpion, hurry up and use it! Mmm!"

Xie's gloomy voice came: "You really have a heart, little girl, do you want to be my collection?"

No no no need!You are too kind!

This meal was really good, I had a stomach ache, Didara went to the sofa to argue about art with Scorpion after eating like a grandpa, after I cleaned up the dining table, I also cleaned up the two tenants by the way, and at this time It's past nine o'clock.I looked at the art duo still discussing in the living room, and my eyebrows trembled.

"I've already cleaned up the room, and they all sleep on the first floor. The room is here, one for each person. Uh, you two don't want to sleep in one room, do you?"

Scorpion & Didara: "No."

"Oh, the washing supplies are all disposable on the bathroom sink. I'm a little curious. If you brush your teeth, Deidara, do you also brush the teeth in the mouth on the palm of your hand?"

"I really want to blow you up, eh!"

I ran away quickly, washed and slept by myself.

I fell asleep in my brain hole and complained, but the hard thing was that I was woken up by urination after two o'clock in the middle of the night.In desperation, I got up and went to the toilet. After I finished, I found that the light in the living room downstairs was still on. My first reaction was, my electricity bill, ah no, are they still awake?

I tiptoed down the stairs, Deidara was not there, only Scorpion was sitting on the sofa.At this time, he did not hide in Fei Liuhu, but came out in his real body.

I stared blankly at the crimson-haired boy under the light, who was about my age, with white skin like jade, delicate and harmless facial features, especially those big dark eyes like jewels, with their own eyeliner. It's three points blurred and seven points indifferent, and has a different aesthetic feeling from Didala. Let's make a combination of these two people's looks to make their debut.

As expected of a member code-named "Jade Girl", Zhen Yunu, when I saw him come out of Feiliuhu on TV, I was already amazed.Do I want to call this kind of superb boy uncle, my conscience hurts, please go back to your shell!

"How long do you plan to stand there and watch, do you want me to goug your eyes out as specimens?"

I found out that I was peeking from a distance, and the voice of the scorpion passed slowly. Now the voice is not even the voice of an uncle, but the standard voice of Genzheng Miaohong, lazy and charming, just expressive It means very scary.

"bye, good night!"

After being caught, I ran away immediately, and then I stumbled on the stairs and fell straight over. Wrestling in front of the beautiful boy was beyond my acceptable range, and my whole body was not well.Hope the scorpion didn't see it!

"Ah."

"..." Well, he saw it, and sent a mocking congratulatory message, goodbye world!