[Comprehensive Anti-wear] Tenants, please respect yourself

"Ah~~ Zhu Li's house is simply a paradise. The happiness makes me feel that I am no longer in the world. I don't have to worry about food and clothing. I don't want to go back to the dilapidated dog hole of the poor and black-hearted boss, Alu!"

Kagura, who was lying on the sofa, watching TV and eating, sighed like an old man. Ginshi, who came out with a magazine after going to the toilet, gave her a head, picked his nostrils and taught, "I'll let you live Goudong is really sorry! Ah Yin can still be a bodyguard anyway, you are a pure-blood loser, eat her and wear her and use her, hurry back!"

Because I am about the same height as Kagura, she can wear my clothes, and she is wearing my clothes now, that's why Gintoki complained about her like this.But, the boss who is wearing my dad's clothes, what right do you have to complain about Kagura!

The military training is over, and I have entered the formal high school study stage. I took a small test on Monday, and the results are expected to come out next Monday.Although I really didn't review much, I still have a shameless heart that wants to get good grades.I have to go to class every day except holidays and weekends, and there are only Gintoki and Kagura at home.I eat three meals a day at school, and they can only take care of it by themselves.

It's pretty stable these days, and no one else comes to the house.

I am still training my additional skills, and the progress is still weak. I am so annoying, the progress is so slow, at least I can write down English words after memorizing them. Why is this skill more troublesome than English.

I don't practice anymore!Hairball!

So I started washing and cleaning the rest of the time, took out the dried clothes from the washing machine and put them in the basin, and walked to the door to open the door.As the basin of clothes was a bit heavy, I was about to put down the basin and open the door when a hand stretched out behind me and twisted the doorknob.Yinshi walked out the door first, and turned on the lights in the yard.In this way, it is convenient for me to go directly to dry the clothes, so I followed out with the basin in my arms.

"So why do you need a school dog to do the laundry? Hey! Can't you tenants help me out!" Unfolding the clothes on hangers and hanging them on the rails, I looked angrily at the one who was helping to dry them while yawning. Silver Curly.

"We have help, you see these clothes are washed!"

"Do you mean panties and socks! If you dare to throw panties into the washing machine, I will throw both you and Kagura in! Even a goddess can't throw panties into the washing machine!!!"

"Okay, okay, Ah Yin heard it, don't throw it away."

I wondered: "Have you already lost it..."

"Heaven and earth conscience! Not at all!" Hearing what I said, Yinshi's face froze, and he immediately waved his hands and shook his head.

"Speaking of which, boss, you have been at my house for a few days."

"Maybe it's because of its high popularity."

"Don't mess with God's perspective, thank you!"

When I got back to the house, I was about to relax and watch TV, but Gintoki pulled me up again, "Did you forget something, girl, you can't just sit back on the sofa like this, after a long time, your buttocks will become Two sofas in one."

"Oh, did you forget to get your snacks from the refrigerator? I'll get them." I said numbly.

"...Are you feeding the dog! We will get what we eat by ourselves. It's time to train your additional skills. Kagura and I will go back sooner or later. We can't relax our vigilance just because of the ease these days ah."

"I'm so tired. I have classes during the day and training at night. I want to strike! Strike! Never mind! You haven't made any progress anyway, and you two haven't left anyway. Ah, I'm so exhausted. I believe my character won't be so bad, no Odd people will come every time."

When I was arguing recklessly, Yinshi would pick his nostrils and look at me with dead fish eyes. When I had had enough trouble, he would pick me up and say, "Okay, okay, let's continue working when we're done. Think about it." Look at your male god, your ability can protect yourself as well as us. If one day a particularly powerful person comes, such as Ma Canghao, Jin Shanshan, Blackbeard, etc., we will fight But what to do."

I raised my hand and asked, "Who is Jin Sparkle?"

Yinshi: "That's right, it's a humanoid yellow-skinned mouse or something, but it's more ferocious and poisonous than Pikachu. By the way, you might as well just practice and make up for it. Knowing yourself and the enemy is invincible in every battle. How many of us come here are all the same." Clear your message, but you don't fully understand us, do you?"

"Those who have seen it will know it, and those who have not seen it will not. Wait, shouldn't I study hard, why did it become like this! And I have been practicing for almost half a month! Basically, there is no progress. It's annoying!"

"Don't get excited, the breath of the second year is about to come out. First of all, you must ensure your own safety. Will you be in danger of being disabled when you go to school?"

"Yes, the teacher's criticism and the classmates' quarrels will make me mentally disabled."

"..."

Yinshi found that this kind of argument could not arouse my accumulated fighting spirit, so he had no choice but to understand it with reason and move it with emotion.He asked, "Who are your god and goddess? Kagura doesn't count."

Kagura on the side jumped up from the sofa, neatly climbed onto Yinshi's back and pulled his curly hair: "Why is the director of the factory not counted! Do you want to bully me just because I am super invincible and cute! It is simply unforgivable , you scruffy natural curl!"

While confronting Kagura behind him, Gintoki asked me a difficult question. Seeing the appearance of these two creatures, I also sighed. "I have a lot of male gods, there are a lot of expired ones, and there are a lot of goddesses."

"What the hell is expired and not expired! Can you be more specific! Then pick the No.1 in your heart and say it!"

"Itachi, Uchiha Itachi!"

"Good girl! Just practice hard for the male god Itachi in your heart! Think about it, what if he is injured and shows up at your house one day, and there are other villains coming at that time, and you know the villain His thoughts are like the clouds on the other side that day, what to do when we fight! At that time, you have to stand up to protect the male god!"

"From the current point of view, Brother Itachi is also considered a villain."

"Whitewashing is not counted! Look, didn't you have a vicious dwarf, a perverted killer, and a shivering vampire before your house. How dangerous it is, Ah Yin and Kagura are still there to protect you , I’m afraid I’ll go back one day.”

Hey, in fact, I know that what Yinshi said is right, he is doing it for my own good, and he is not obliged to help me train my ability and supervise me.

I pursed my mouth and muttered, "But after practicing for so long, I still can't do it well."

"How long is this long, one year or ten years, even a month without you is ashamed to say so long. Today's children really don't know how to do it. If you don't have talent and blood, you have to work hard. In short, you If you don’t take action, you will never make progress, you know. It’s very unrealistic to stand still and imagine that you can achieve greatness in the future, idiot.”

I was speechless.

After a moment of silence, Kagura, who was still hanging on Yinshi's back, poked his head out and asked, "Little Yin, you know so many important principles, why are you still a person who can't even pay the rent and wages are in arrears, and you are about to Becoming a middle-aged and elderly pauper, Alu, who doesn't even have a girlfriend?"

Yin Shi's face instantly petrified: "..."

I:"……"

Yin Shi: "Julie, what's with that expression on your face eager to know the answer!"

Me: "Because I'm really curious, according to the boss's passionate statement, you have already become the president, married Bai Fumei, and reached the pinnacle of your life!"

"Ah, that's because, because the boss... Uh, yes, that's the one, that's the one! Yes, that's right. So do you understand?" Yin Shi patted me on the shoulder seriously.

"You know what! You explain it! What are you doing vaguely! Only ghosts can understand!"

"Of course it's because of Ah Yin, I'm super handsome! If I'm so rich again, I'm afraid that the women in Kabukicho will be crazy about Ah Yin! I'm thinking about those poor dicks who don't have girlfriends! What do you think Ah Yin What is Yin trying to show his sloppy side for, and it’s not for the majority of straight male compatriots!"

Kagura ran up to me, squinted his eyes, and said in a low voice: "Fucking child, look, this dick is talking nonsense shamelessly again, obviously he is an existence who can't even afford toothpaste."

I answered in tandem: "My son's father, don't hang out with such poor people in the future. The smell of poverty will be contagious. No wonder the air in the house is sour recently."

"What kind of house wine are you two playing all of a sudden! Ah Yin, who is so loud, can hear it!"

"Okay, okay, I will practice, Dad." I waved my hand.

"It's the boss, not the father! I don't have a stupid daughter as big as you! Oh, wait, if I recognize you as my daughter, can I give the real estate certificate of this house to Ah Yin's father?"

Faced with such a shameless admission, I stooped down expressionlessly, took off my slippers and slapped Gintoki.

"Help! The landlord killed the tenant! Little Kagura, you can't just ignore death!"

"Next year I will bring Xinba and Dingchun to Xiaoyin's grave to weed Alu."