[Comprehensive Anti-wear] Tenants, please respect yourself

In a blink of an eye, the day when the test results came out, and I failed the test. What surprised me was that Quan Xingyue was No.1 in the class, and Zhou Mu was the last one.The three of us together are like Roujiamo, what the hell!Even though I haven't reviewed much, I still feel that I can be close to the top 40! What happened to more than [-]!

After getting the test paper and sitting back in my seat, I suddenly thought of a question, is this a romance novel?

Quan Xingyue sat in the last row near the window where the protagonist would sit, and Zhou Mu sat in the last row near the trash can, while I, who had a mid-to-lower grade, sat in the opposite direction. middle ground.In this Chinese class, the teacher didn't catch up with the progress, but patiently began to explain the answers to the tests that were not very important to us. I forced myself to listen hard.

As soon as class was over, I rushed to Quan Xingyue's seat, grabbed her face, and looked at her with tears in my eyes: "What's going on! Why is the same wretched A Zhai focusing on some wretched books? You will be able to get the first place in the class! Did you cheat! Hurry up and tell the truth! You are no longer my little angel! How can you do better than me in the exam!"

Quan Xingyue: "...The last sentence is your sincere words! My grades have always been very good, and I was also in the top three in junior high school!"

Me: "...bye, we are no longer friends."

Quan Xingyue: "Honey, don't go away!!! I'll give you a little treat! Look, isn't there a scumbag and a top student in the well-played setting!"

"Then why isn't it that I'm a top student and you are a scumbag, so I'm disheartened." I looked at my test paper with a shocking feeling. It's just that Chinese is like this, so can I still read math and English?

"Okay, don't be like this. The teacher said that the wrong questions in the test paper will be corrected tomorrow and then handed over to her."

"The teacher didn't finish the lecture! How can I write it correctly for her!"

"Look for Du Niang! It's okay, there's me!"

When Quan Xingyue was trying to comfort me, a person came over, we both looked up at the same time, and saw Zhou Mu walking over with his hands in his pockets.He looked at me, and finally his noble eyes fell on Quan Xingyue.

"Quan Xingyue, lend me to copy the test paper after it has been corrected."

After saying this, he left on his own without giving anyone a chance to answer, Quan Xingyue Baozi's face puffed up, "For the sake of him looking a little bit like Brother Ya and Luoluo, I'll just show mercy to him. Come here, Julie, and I'll explain to you the questions you got wrong!"

I looked at Zhou Mu's unrestrained back, and said predictably: "I think you may have to complete his homework in the future."

"..."

So all the test papers were handed out during the self-study tonight, and the total score has already been counted as middle or lower!I still think that I am in the upper middle class, it is just a dream, I have a sense of grief that my heart is broken in the Pacific Ocean.When I got home at night, Gintoki and Kagura came to open the door for me, and they looked at my hand expectantly.

The two of them turned from excited to disgusted, and Yin Shi sighed: "What are you doing, really, don't you know what to bring back something delicious! It's a shame that Ah Yin still thinks you are sensible and cute!"

Kagura imitated the same speech: "That's right, Aru, this queen thought you were a talent! At least you should have steak or something!"

No, no, is it really okay to pack a steak or something?Don't bring supper for you two rice worms, they are sad for the exam, okay?I pushed aside the two people standing in front of me with my hands, walked to the living room with a look of lovelessness, and lay flat on the sofa, staring blankly at the ceiling.

Gintoki & Kagura: "Did you get a nuclear attack at school?"

"That's right, it's a nuclear strike! I actually failed the test! It's not a lottery or something, I can't bear it! Anyway, I also reviewed for several hours. How could this be the result? I don't admit it! Juliet, I I don’t admit it!” I jumped up from the sofa all of a sudden, with a hideous expression on my face.

Yinshi's eyes returned to fish eyes again, and he said nonchalantly with a nonchalant expression: "That's why I said, if you don't study hard before the exam and don't work hard to cheat, then you will definitely not get good grades in the exam! Whether it is plagiarism Or at least you have put in effort in reviewing! It’s impossible to get something for nothing!”

"The ones who plagiarized and passed the test before me all blow themselves up! What kind of bullshit ability is plagiarism! I don't accept it! Ah! Why is my best classmate in high school a top student and got No.1 in the exam? My jealousy is going to explode! "

"...You exposed me, girl."

When I was still playing around in the second grade, Kagura came over and touched my head like my grandma, and persuaded me while stroking: "Okay, okay, the big deal is that the queen will beat up those who cheated and got ahead of you Take a meal, and grab all their pocket money to buy Wanglaoji for you."

"You're just trying to rob her classmate, right? And what kind of Wanglaoji can you buy with the money you robbed! At least it should be Jianlibao!" Yinshi corrected with a serious face.

It turned out to be a drink!Can't you use the money you robbed to buy something else?No, no, how can I be assimilated by their thinking, it's terrible.Okay, okay, let's just lose our temper, what Yinshi just said is right.But the mood is still quite uncomfortable, hey, it would be great if Brother Itachi came to comfort me, as long as he touched my head like Kagura, no, even just a word of encouragement would be great!

Just when I was thinking this way, both Gintoki and Kagura exclaimed, and I got up from the sofa and asked, "What's wrong, what the hell?"

As soon as the voice fell, I saw the person who suddenly appeared next to the TV. Uchiha Itachi stood in the living room with one-handed mudra. When he first appeared, the surrounding air seemed to freeze and become cold. He was cold and oppressive, but once he confirmed the surrounding environment, he withdrew the seal posture, and the faint murderous aura was also contained without leaking.

"Itachi, Brother Itachi!" I stood up from the sofa in an instant, made a standard standing posture, and shouted dumbfounded.It seems that people who come back for the second time will not have voice prompts.

Itachi swept over the three of us with that unchanging expression, and the two standing in front of me had already started whispering.

"God, Lu Kagura, it's the first time I've seen a real person at this age, it's so cool, no wonder Julie's obsession with death, this is the real ninja spirit, as sure as Quan Zang It's just a counterfeit!" Gintoki said in a low voice that everyone could hear.

I guarantee Itachi has heard it, my old face will be lost by you!And none of you are from a cartoon, how could you dismiss Quan Zang like this!He is also very good, isn't he!

Kagura nodded in agreement, and said in a volume that everyone could hear: "That's right, he's really just a fake who evolved from hemorrhoids. Xiaoyin, you think it's cool for me to ask for an autograph?" Dead! The posture just now is a one-handed mudra, I really want to stop learning the posture, Alu!"

However, you can't stop learning postures. Hey!What kind of plane are you two doing in front of Brother Itachi!And I took over Shinpachi's job!

"Oh, it's true, Julie hasn't introduced each other yet!" Euntoki pushed me.

So I was pushed between Itachi and them, what should I do if my social barriers appeared again, but it turned out that my social barriers were for nothing, because Gintoki and Kagura are naturally Itachi like icebergs Brother caught up with the conversation!

"Have you had dinner yet? There's still a lot of food in the refrigerator, Brother Itachi, can you sign your name on Ah Yin's back? Although you're not as obsessed as that guy, Ah Yin admires your spirit." Ah. If you can, you can sign more names, and sell them at a high price later, and if you can, please write on the back, please come on.”

"There are leftovers and steamed buns in the refrigerator. I found that the spicy chicken bibimbap is very delicious. I recommend it to you, oh oh oh~ Brother Weasel, where did you paint your nails? The color is very beautiful, my queen Appreciate Aru!"

That's my brother Itachi, who is like the snow lotus in Tianshan!You won't just mix rice with spicy chicken!I, Brother Weasel, is definitely a banished fairy who can't even fart, okay?What the hell is Brother Weasel called?It’s fine to call Gintoki, but why is Kagura who is one year younger than me called that!You really have enough of nail polish or something, you want me to buy you a box, don't call Brother Itachi's attention!

There was a crack on Itachi's cold, paralyzed face, which was watched by the old and the little dishonest, and his faint eyes just looked straight at me.

Why do I have the illusion that Brother Itachi is asking me for help.

It took me nearly half an hour to introduce the three of them to each other, as follows.

I pointed at Itachi: "Itachi Uchiha, super invincible and cute, ah no, super invincible and handsome. I'm Itachi."

Uchiha Itachi shook his hand while serving tea: "..."

I pointed to Gintoki and Kagura again: "The unscrupulous boss Sakata Gintoki and his child laborer Kagura, my family's migrant workers."

Yin Shi: "Can I beat you up!"

Kagura: "I agreed to be your goddess, Aru!"

I squinted my eyes: "Sorry, I don't have you in my eyes anymore."

In the blink of an eye, Yinshi showed an eight-year-old expression to Itachi who was sitting by the side, and said with disgust: "Brother Itachi, Ah Yin told you that this little girl is your fan girl. A few minutes before you came over She also madly said that she likes you, and hoped that the male god Itachi would come to comfort her who failed the exam, and while smoothing her head, give her a loving hug or something. The little girl nowadays, chasing stars can be They're all crazy!"

Itachi: "..." What kind of expression should he put on to face these people.

You bastard, don't talk nonsense, hey!I didn't want a loving hug!It's not called Brother Weasel!What's going on with this kind of schoolboy-like name!Ahhhhh, my face is about to explode.

I think Itachi's eyes are going to become subtle when he looks at me. In order to stop the two of them from talking nonsense, I reluctantly said: "Come back from school tomorrow night and bring kebabs!"

In this way, Gintoki and Kagura happily disappeared into the living room, saying that they wanted to go for a walk and leave me some private space.wait wait wait!I just told you two to shut up, not to tell you to get out!In this way, Brother Itachi and I get along alone!I will be nervous!Really will!After all, it’s been a while since I saw you again, so of course I’ll still be embarrassed!Is my face dirty? Is my nose hair exposed?

Boss, Goddess, come back qaq.