[Comprehensive Anti-wear] Tenants, please respect yourself

Since Kagura came, I haven't seen the two brothers Reverse Scroll again. It seems that they both went back.I can finally sleep peacefully in my own room, and Gintoki can also go back to my own room. Kagura's room is next to mine, yes, it is the room where she beat Ayato.

The two-week military training passed quickly, and tomorrow is the last day of military training.Before, Gintoki was alone and worried that he would be lonely, but now that Kagura is here, it should be much better.

During the break in the classroom at noon, Quan Xingyue started frantically looking for me to read the newly bought notebook again. I instantly thought of the CP of Gintoki x Kagura, it was simply poisonous.Who knew that she gave me Amway Itachi x Sasuke, and a silver-haired and black-haired Zhengtai.I can readily accept the first pair of CPs, but what's going on with the latter one!

"Who are these two?"

"It's the protagonist in "Hunter x Hunter"! Xiaojie and Qiya, oh, he's so cute! I love him to death! I want to lick Wuliya's whole body! Have you seen Hunter!"

I took a closer look at the two protagonists that I am not familiar with, but I have listened to the manga Hunter many times. "Qi Ya? Looking at it from this aspect, I think it's a tsundere. This Xiaojie is a young man with vitality, right?"

"Hehehe, let me tell you in secret, when I met Zhou Mu for the first time, didn't he dye his hair white? From a certain angle, he looks like a three-dimensional Brother Ya! But now that his hair has been dyed back, he doesn't look like he's turning his back too much. , I feel a bit like Kuroro pretending to be a good citizen."

No, girl, why can't I understand what you're talking about, anyway, it's Zhou Muchang who is very beautiful and two-dimensional, right?

"Go and see! You will definitely fall in love with the duplicity brother Ya!" Quan Xingyue said excitedly.

"Okay, okay, pick a good day and auspicious day, and I'll be the hunter."

Quan Xingyue: "By the way, after the military training ends tomorrow, the test will be on the first day of class."

Me: "...I choose the dog leash."

My grades are barely average, and I am still the kind of transparent class hovering in the middle and lower reaches that will never be noticed by teachers.Hey, you can't just fail the first quiz in high school, and forget about studying when you go home.

After making the decision to cram, I went straight to the room and turned on the lamp to study when I got home. Kagura stood next to me with potato chips in his arms and watched, eating and dropping scum while eating.

"What are you doing, Aru?" Kagura asked vaguely while chewing potato chips, and Kagura moved closer.

"Review, for the upcoming test, does Kagura want to play with me?" I looked up at the person beside me and asked.

"Okay Kagura, don't disturb those who are studying hard, Kacha Kacha."

Another person who came in holding Langweixian walked up to me while eating, one big and one small repeated the sound of chewing like a machine.

"Xiaoyin, we both came to Zhu Li's place. I don't know how Xinba and Dingchun are doing. Without our help, would Xinba and Dingchun starve to death on the street?" The topic suddenly changed. Turning around, Kagura half-sorrowfully and half-sadly fantasizes about her little friend who is far away in another dimension.

When I said Goddess Kagura, your tone seemed to have confirmed that Xinbahui and Dingchun would starve to death at home together!Can you give him a little confidence?What's more, A Miao won't let her brother starve to death at all!

"Xiaoyin, do you think Xinba and Dingchun will eat each other hungry! When we go back, only Xinba's people and Dingchun's hair will be left!"

Could it be that Dingchun only gnaws off Shinpachi's glasses!Even if the glasses are the body, it can't stop hunger!How on earth do they eat each other to become like this!

Gintoki replied while eating with a painful face: "Kach~ Kacha~ No, we have to believe in Shinpachi, do you know Kagura, he is also very powerful. Not every glasses can be worn by humans, he must I will take good care of Dingchun and myself."

If Shinpachi were here, he would definitely let the two of you die.

As a result, I only reviewed for an hour before I went out shopping with Gintoki Kagura. We went out under the moonlight, and the night wind was still a bit noisy. The three of us walked to the nearest supermarket on the trail.Gintoki wore a hat to cover up his eye-catching silver hair, and Kagura wore an afro wig, which I won in a lottery. I never thought girls would wear it on the street .

Because of the arrival of Kagura, the food stock at home was consumed enormously, and all the rice in the tank was eaten up. I suddenly felt that it was not easy to make money in Yinshi.

Since entering the supermarket, Gintoki has been digging his nostrils without the burden of idols, and Kagura has followed suit, Goddess, you are still young, don't do this, please turn around and do it.

When I walked to the freezer, there was yogurt to try. Generally speaking, when I saw a place to try, even if I wanted to try it, I would not go because of face.When I was about to push the car through the corner in a noble and glamorous way, the voice of Kagura came from behind me.

"Oh, Xiaoyin can try this for free, give me a cup!"

"In this case, give Ah Yin a cup."

The two drank all the yogurt in the small paper cup in one breath, and said in unison: "I can't taste the taste at all, please have another cup!"

The auntie of the salesperson kindly gave the two of them another cup. After the second cup went down, Kagura slammed her mouth: "Is this yogurt not mixed with water? I still can't taste it. In order not to let myself be fooled, I need to try again." A glass of Aru!"

"That's right, Ah Yin thinks so too. It's definitely not that I don't want to buy it, but I just want to try more to confirm the taste! By the way, does it have a strawberry flavor?"

Aunt the salesperson: "..."

I:"……"

Kagura: "Look at Xiaoyin Zhuli! There is a special yogurt here! It's much cheaper than this one! Buy this and go back!"

My black line: "My goddess, that box of yogurt will expire the day after tomorrow, don't do this, I still have money to buy fresh ones for you."

Yinshi: "Can't we eat expired food? We can't waste food like this! Just think about it! Originally, as expired food, they have been placed at the bottom of the shelf. They are never taken away. What a pity! Have you ever considered the mood of the yogurt, can you hear its desire to be bought!"

Me: "It's just a box of yogurt, please don't add settings to it randomly! Can you still drink what comes in spring and autumn?"

Aunt the salesperson: "..."

In the end, this box of yogurt that was about to expire was put in the shopping cart, and I continued shopping with a headache. When I passed a fruit shelf, the two people behind me disappeared again.

Kagura; "Xiaoyin Julie, come here! You can eat this watermelon for free!"

Yinshi: "Bring me a piece! Ah Yin's bread is also available! Julie, hurry up, you can try the instant noodles over there! Go and line up!"

Me: "You two are enough! The poor temperament is about to radiate from the inside out and seep into the air!"

I'm so tired, even if it's Goddess Kagura, I don't want to go to the supermarket with her anymore!Pushing the shopping cart, I silently moved away from these two people.

After wandering around, I actually pushed two full shopping carts. I guess it cost several hundred yuan. I can definitely eat half a semester by myself.Gintoki and Kagura tried almost all the food available in the supermarket, pushing the cart with satisfaction and humming a tune.The two stopped again as they passed by a candied fruit stall.

I:"……"

Gintoki: "Girl, your unnecessary idol baggage will only make you lose the opportunity to try delicious food!"

Kagura: "That's right, you have to learn to be as free and easy as this queen!"

As soon as I opened my mouth to complain, a piece of macadamia nut pulp was stuffed into my mouth. The corner of my eyes twitched and I looked at Ginshi, who was being fed, well, it really tastes good. Before I finished chewing Kagura, I stuffed another macadamia fruit. in my mouth.

I surrendered, and unknowingly ate more than half of the macadamia nuts I tried, and the salesperson's face turned green.

"Sorry! We will definitely buy it! We will definitely buy it!" Saying this, I hurriedly took several bags from the shelf and threw them into the shopping cart.

Kagura, who didn't care about the salesperson's aunt at all, licked her fingers and began to look around: "Hey, there seem to be a lot of people watching over there, let's go and have a look!"

As soon as Kagura ran, I hurriedly pushed the cart to follow, and Gintoki also pushed the cart to come. Kagura and I jumped around outside the crowd but couldn't see what was going on inside.Gintoki stepped on his feet and looked around, and said seriously: "It seems that he is trying to see who can eat more steamed buns." When he saw the promotional poster, he changed his face and said excitedly: "No.1 has a 300 yuan voucher! Kagura ! This glorious mission is entrusted to you!"

"Huh?" I didn't even react.

I stared blankly at Gintoki and Kagura rushing into the crowd to sign up. Kagura signed up under the crowd of old men, aunts and aunts, and Gintoki was cheering on the side.

Yinshi: "Don't be stupid! No.1 has 300 yuan! Hurry up and cheer!"

Instantly understood, I quickly nodded: "Come on, Goddess, the first friendship in the competition is a fart!!!!"

Onlookers: "..." Why do they feel that this combination is so scary?

I got No.1 without any suspense. When Kagura gave me the voucher, I was so moved that my eyes almost turned into poached eggs.

Yin Shi: "Don't be moved so easily, really."

Kagura: "That's right, next time there will be a food tasting competition, I will definitely win more things and come back. This will save a lot of money, right Aru."

I nodded: "That's right! Well done!"

Yinshi looked sad: "After all, Kagura and I eat yours and use yours to live in your house. If we can help, we will try our best to help. What if you don't like us one day and drive us out, so we must Try to create some value. Sleeping on the street or something is too miserable."

Me: "Don't be so pitiful, I'm not so heartless."

Kagura: "Waiting for a long time, sooner or later, Julie, you will get tired of us eating and drinking for free, just like the old lady downstairs. Xiaoyin, it's too bad, don't we all have to eat in two-dimensional or three-dimensional? Can I only rent a house, and live a life of being forced to sell my kidneys to pay back the money after being urged to pay for the rent? Zhu Li, will you want me and Xiaoyin’s kidneys?"

Me: "...what do I want your kidneys for? Do you want to eat with wine!"

Gintoki: "A man's kidney is very important. If you insist on a kidney, Kagura will give it to you! Anyway, isn't she your goddess!"

Me: "Can you be any more scumbag!"

Kagura: "Julie, why don't you take this dead natural roll of useless wood! Maybe it can be made into a kidney treasure or something, and hang it at the door to ward off evil spirits, Aru!"

Me: "You two... Kagura, don't say that, how can I drive you away. I won't let you go hungry. If I have a mouthful of food, you two won't be missing. Of course, I won't take your kidneys and money. rent."

Gintoki & Kagura: "Are you sure?"

I am serious: "Sure!"

Yinshi: "Okay, Kagura, let's go, let's get some more things. Just now Ah Yin took a fancy to an electric shaver and it feels pretty good!"

Kagura: "Then I will also put several flavors of Oreo and Fanta Wanglaoji Cola Sprite!"

Me: "..." Give me the kidney!