[Comprehensive] Wonderful Nightmare

Outside, the sky was full of stars and the moon was shining brightly. The handsome young man raised a lovely smile.

Ah Can was stunned for a few seconds, then she stepped back and raised her hand.

The young policeman noticed her situation and turned the bazooka towards her, "Are you that security guard?"

"Yes, I am." Can replied.

Okita Sougo shook the bazooka, "What is that in your hand?"

"This?" Ah Can shook the bottle, "30-minute hair restorer."

"Oh~ Dana, what are you doing hiding there?" Okita laughed viciously, and the next second, he aimed the rocket launcher in his hand at Sakata and fired it. There was a burst of explosion, and the floor of Master House was pierced.

"Yinshi!" A Can was taken aback, she quickly lay down on the pierced hole and shouted, "How are you? Are you okay!"

There was no answer.

Ah Can bit her lip, gave the ipad to Doraemon, and was about to climb down, "Doraemon help me take a look, I'll go down and have a look."

At this time, a hand was stretched out from the wood chips and dust, and after a few tugs, a bald head poked out, "No need to come down, I'm not dead yet."

A Can asked worriedly, "Are you really okay?"

"It's okay." Sakata Gintoki coughed twice and stood up from the ruins. The muscles on his body were beautiful and good-looking. The light from the second floor shone down through the hole like a spotlight on a stage, "A-can, you Get out of the way, I'll jump up."

"Okay." A Can took two steps back.

After all, it is the protagonist of the boy manga, with well-developed muscles and outstanding athletic cells. He jumped out of the hole without even starting the running time. After he came out, he didn't say anything, and went straight to the table and took Lake Toya in his hand .

"Danna~" Sougo Okita laughed viciously, and took a few photos of Gintoki Sakata with his mobile phone, "You are indeed bald."

"Okita, you want to die!" Gintoki yelled, his head was covered with veins, his expression was ferocious, his eyes were provocative, and without waiting for Okita's reply, he rushed up and swung his knife at him in the next second.

Okita had been prepared for a long time, took a step back, fired several rounds with the bazooka, bang bang bang bang, several holes were punched in the surrounding walls by the bullets, Ah Can had never seen such a scene before, his feet went limp in fear, and he fell to the ground.

Dora A dreamed about it, so she hurried over to protect Ah Can, "Don't be afraid, Ah Can!"

He stood in front of A'can, took out the ipad from his pocket, and handed it to A'can, "Hold it, we can't hurt you with this."

Ah Can caught it tremblingly, and seeing Shimura Shinpachi lying unconscious not far away, she dragged Doraemon and crawled over to protect him.

"What should we do now? Doraemon." A Can was at a loss, "The house will collapse..."

Doraemon fumbled in his pocket, took out a rope and a flute and gave it to Can, "This is a rope flute, with a special score, and you can accomplish anything by playing it."

"Oh, yes, I still know the music score, give it to me." Ah Can played the flute to the music, stood up unsteadily on the rope, and went to Sakata Yinshi's place, Ah Can was sweating profusely, I hoped that the rope could go to Okita, but the more urgent the worse, the rope suddenly attacked and tied up Sakata Gintoki who had the upper hand.

A Can: "..."

Sakata Gintoki yelled, "What are you doing, Can! Let me go!"

Okita looked at the rope and then at Can, and raised the bazooka at Doraemon, "Is there any props that can make people obey?"

"Yes..." Doraemon nodded, "but I can't give it to you."

"why?"

"You will use it to do bad things!" Doraemon said with certainty.

Ah Can was sweating coldly beside him, and said softly, "Don't mess with him."

"Why? Don't be afraid, Can." Doraemon replied.

"It's not a question of whether you're afraid or not..." Ah Can glanced at Chong Tian and smiled flatteringly.

He shakes S and has outstanding force. If you really want to do it, you can't wait for you to take out the props.

Chong Tian raised his eyebrows, stretched out his hand towards Ah Can, and said, "Give me the things, and I will spare you."

Although it was a smile, but for some reason, it made people sweat down the back.

Ah Can moved his hands a few times, plucked up his energy and blew a few broken sounds, the rope on Sakata Yinshi's body was loose, and he immediately attacked Chongtian from behind.

"You..." Okita shook a few times, and fell down unwillingly.

"Heh." Sakata Gintoki sneered, took a rope to tie Okita firmly, and called Kondo to file a complaint, and he was relieved when he got the promise that the house would be repaired by them.

He sat down across from Ah Can, "Come on, Ah Can give me the hair restorer."

"Oh." Ah Can stretched out his right hand, but there was nothing there.

Ah Can moved her fingers, and the two slowly looked at each other.Embarrassment was in the air.

"Where did you..." Sakata almost squeezed out the words through his teeth.

Ah Can looked around, and his gaze was fixed on a hole that was blown away, "Probably, he was blown away..."

Sakata Yinshi sighed, and he patted Ah Can on the shoulder, "Then, there should be other ways..."

Ah Can secretly looked at Doraemon.

Doraemon, who received the distress signal, shook his head. "This is the last bottle of hair tonic."

Sakata Gintoki: "..."

Ah Can comforted Yinshi, who had already turned into a gray background, "It's good to be bald too. Look at you, you're so handsome, you can be recognized even with a bald head, and it's easy to catch fire with a bald head. The celebrities here include Chen Peisi, Ge You, Xu Zheng, Xu Yuanjie." , Guo Degang, which one is not a famous person?"

"Then can you recognize these two people?" Sakata showed her two bald photos.

Ah Can looked at it for a long time, and said, "One is Teacher Saitama, and the other is...?"

"Wrong! These two are me! Both are me!" Sakata roared, "How could I be recognized if they are all like this! Even if I am the protagonist with a bald head, I am not the first one! The two silver-haired protagonists will be said by everyone. Oh, the two bald protagonists will say that the author plagiarized again! When it comes to silver hair and natural curly hair, everyone thinks of me, Ah Yin, and when it comes to bald head and dead fish eyes, everyone thinks of Saitama, and my characteristics are completely gone!"

Yinsang is the most unlucky, Yinsang is the most unlucky protagonist in the universe.Sakata Gintoki had tears in his heart.

"It's only a few months... just wait until the new hair grows." Ah Can also apologized, "Otherwise I'll shave my head to accompany you."

Sakata looked at her hair, and was immediately discouraged: "It's not easy to keep it so long, so I don't want it."

"Then I'll buy you a fake release?" A Can asked again.

"I want silver, straight, straight!" Sakata replied immediately. "Just like my sexuality!"

"Haha..." A Can laughed dryly.

It's just your sexuality that's bad, okay, you're the one with the most 18x ​​in your fandom.

She turned her face to look at Doraemon, held his hand and said, "Doraemon, there are fans looking for you."

Doraemon was surprised, "Hey? Is there me too?"

"Of course, Doraemon's popularity is super high! I originally planned to find you later, but something like this happened, so I had to ask you to come over. I'm sorry." Ah Can led him Going out to buy a wig.

"Don't be embarrassed, Ah Can has changed a lot from before, and is much more cheerful." Doraemon scratched his head, "Did something happen?"

Ah Can was startled, and said with some emotion, "Thank you for your concern, Doraemon, I just untied the knot in my heart."

"A-can looks so good." Doraemon didn't ask any more questions, he shyly changed the subject: "What do the fans say?"

Ah Can showed him the ipad.

[Qingfeng Lingying 23:22:59 Can this store really talk to male gods?Can the customer service tell Doraemon that I love him so much, and that my biggest dream when I was young was to become his bride [shy], can he tell me "Although I can't meet you, you are also my favorite person"? 】

Doraemon's face was flushed, and white smoke was blowing from his forehead, "I hate it!" He jumped up, "Oh! How embarrassing!"

Ah Can was amused to see him twisting and turning, so he picked up his phone and took a photo, thinking that he would send it to the client later.

After taking the photo, seeing that Doraemon was still shy, she found it even more cute, so she couldn't help but kissed him on the face and said, "I like Doraemon very much too!"

Doraemon suddenly tensed up all over his body, his eyes straightened, and he looked straight ahead. There was the sound of a train whistle coming from inside his body. As the sound became louder, his body rolled his eyes from inside. , then shook a few times, and after the sound stopped, Doraemon remained motionless as if standing still.

"Dora, Doraemon?" Ah Can was terrified.

She knocked on his head, and there was only a metallic sound, "Silver time, silver time! Help me see, Doraemon is not moving!"

Sakata Gintoki left the room and looked at Doraemon's whole body, "Do you think he was too shy to cause his brain to freeze?"

Ah Can thought about it seriously, "It's very possible."

She looked at Sakata, "Then what should we do now?"

"Put him here, go buy me a wig." Yinshi replied.

"Good idea." A Can decided to follow his method, and when he opened the door of Yinshi's room, the two men in black uniforms were taken aback.

They looked carefully at the house number, and a simple-looking man said, "Fourteen, this is the boss's room."

Another puffed out a puff of smoke, "That's right."

That person said again: "Why do I only see women, cats, and bald men?"

"Boss Kondo." The other sighed deeply, "In front of you are security guards, Doraemon, and Sakata Gintoki."

"That's it...Little sister, I'm Isao Kondo, have you met my Sougo?"

Ah Can's eyes moved down, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he hid the ipad behind his back, "Sorry, Mr. Kondo, I don't have any requests from your fans."

"NO!!!"

She skipped over the lost Kondo, and her eyes fell on Hijikata, "Mr. Hijikata, here are your fans."