[Comprehensive] Wonderful Nightmare
Chapter 26
Complete three tasks at once, thank you so much, Yinshi.
Ah Can clenched her fists and shed tears of emotion.
Sakata Gintoki stood aside, looking exhausted, "My fans... are really scary..."
A Can agrees very much.
Sakata Gintoki touched his forehead, the top of his head was so smooth and cool that it could reflect sunlight, recalling the fluffy hair a few minutes ago, he also shed tears.
"Ayin, I won't go out for the next few months."
Ah Can looked at him, squatted beside him and poked his bald head, and said softly, "Thank you, Yinshi."
Sakata Gintoki: "You're welcome..."
She opened the iPad and threw all of Sakata Gintoki's hair into it, "Then... I'm leaving..."
"Let's go, heartless man." Sakata Gintoki waved his hand.
Shimura Shinpachi laughed until his stomach ached. He put away the things they used for filming. Hearing this, he made room for Ah Can, "Then where is Ah Can going next?"
"Go to Mr. Tukata and ask him to say 'you are the woman I most want to marry in my life'." Ah Can replied. "But I don't think I can do it. It's too difficult to imagine."
"Pfft, it's true, there's no way Mr. Hijikata would say that." Shimura Shinpachi couldn't imagine this scene either. He shook his shoulders, leaned on the wall with one hand, covered his stomach, and thankfully said: "Thanks, thanks to my Not many fans!"
Ah Can scrolled down again, "And find Mr. Okita and ask him to say 'I am your dog'... What's going on with your Gintama?"
Shimura Shinhachi slapped the ground with a smile, "Hahahahaha, this fan must be a super S, just like Zhizhi Okita's shaking S."
"I... don't really understand...you Gintama..." Ah Can put down his iPad.
Sakata Yinshi sat up from the ground, Shi Yu glanced at him, then turned and said, "A Can!"
His eyes were a little serious, and his expression became serious.
Ah Can was confused by his appearance, and looked back, "What's wrong?"
Sakata Gintoki bowed to A Can in a Japanese standard kneeling posture, his voice full of struggles, "This is the biggest request in my life!"
A Can panicked, "W-what request?"
"Please ask Doraemon for a bottle of hair restorer for me!"
A Can: "..."
She glanced at Sakata Yinshi's bald head, which was shiny, sighed, and replied, "I'll ask you for it."
In fact, Sakata Gintoki looks quite handsome like this. His facial features are standard, even if he is bald, he doesn't find it ugly.
She clicked on Doraemon's QQ and asked him if he had any hair restorer.
Doraemon replied quickly: There is still a bottle of hair growth agent left in 30 minutes, do you want me to send it to you?
When Ah Can looked at Sakata Yin, "Doraemon said he has a bottle of 30-minute hair restorer, can he bring it here?"
"Yes, yes!" Sakata Yinshi grabbed Ah Can's hand, and said earnestly, "The biggest wish in my life is given to you! Ah Can, you will help me! You will definitely help me." Bar!"
Ah Can held his hand back, and said cautiously: "Don't worry, Yinshi, I will definitely help you get your hair back! I won't leave until your hair grows back!"
Sakata Gintoki: "A Can..."
A Can: "Silver Time..."
Shimura Shinpachi complained: "It doesn't take long to buy a wig."
"Shut up! New shit, shut up! Do you want me to be embarrassed by a middle-aged bald man whose wig is blown off by a strong wind! No! I want my own hair!" Sakata Gintoki scolded him, Immediately turned his gaze to A-Can, he pointed to the ipad, "Write quickly, A-Can, write quickly!"
"...Okay." A Can told Doraemon the address of Yinshi's house on QQ.
"Doraemon said he'll be there in a while." Can told Sakata Gintoki the reply.
"That's great!" Sakata clenched his fists, wiped the sweat from his forehead, took off the complicated white gou on his body, opened his bloodshot eyes and said, "Come on, Ah Can, put the Give this to my fans. Hahahahaha."
"You look so strange, Yinshi." A Can said, folded Bai Wugou neatly, and put it in the bag when he bought it back. After finding the customer's page, he stuffed the bag into the ipad.
"There are still photos..." Ah Can said to Shimura Shinpachi who was already sitting on the sofa: "Xinpachi, can you throw me the negative next to you?"
They don't have a professional camera here, this is still the private collection of Dengshi's mother-in-law.For the negatives, Ah Can plans to find a photographic work, and go there to develop it later.
"Fortunately, the old woman can't come in, otherwise grass will grow on my grave!" Said Sakata Gintoki.
"Is this it?" Shimura Shinpachi threw the negative to Can, but unfortunately, Can didn't catch it, and the negative fell directly onto the ipad and gave it to the client.
"Ah!" Ah Can yelled, "What about this? I gave it to the wrong person! What about my third client?"
Meticulous shooting, dozens of angles, precise requirements for facial expressions, cool, painful, and shy. In order to get the praise, A Can was so ashamed that she lost her face. Such a perfect photo was given to the wrong person? !
She looked at Shimura Shinpachi.
She looked like she was about to cry again.
Shimura Shinpachi was sweating profusely, "That, that... I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"
"I'm sorry, if it's useful, what do you want the police to do?" Sakata Gintoki picked his nose and scolded Shinpachi with an unwavering voice, "Isn't it true that Shinpachi is always doing bad things."
"Who the hell is always doing bad things! Bald Yinsang! You man with the same poor scalp and IQ!"
"What do you know, I'm the symbol of a man!" Sakata was about to burst into tears, "As the saying goes, 'I've become stronger, and I've also become bald', the strongest man, join me!"
"What is the strongest man! Don't copy Saitama's settings!" Xin Baji couldn't help it anymore, he pointed at Sakata, and cursed: "How did you become stronger! You shaved your hair yourself! At the beginning Like the surface of Mars, me! Make it what it is now!"
Smooth, even and radiant.
Xin Baji is very confident in his craft.
"Yeah, it's you...it's you who made my hair like this..." Sakata rubbed his scalp and kicked, "Go to hell!"
……go to hell? ? ?
A Can was so frightened that she quickly hugged his leg, "Speak up if you have something to say! Yinshi! Put on your clothes first!"
Yes, since he took off Shiro Wugou, Sakata Gintoki was only wearing red square strawberry shorts.
The hair on the legs is very prickly, but the calf line is beautiful and the muscles are also very tight. A Can only touched it, but didn't dare to continue hugging, so she quickly let go.
Sakata Gintoki maintained his flying kick, petrified.
Because Shimura Shinpachi took out his mobile phone and pointed it at him. There was a photo on the mobile phone. He was bald, lying on the ground, clutching his stomach, with a painful expression on his face.
She was making facial expressions according to Ah Can's request.
"Acan, can you look at this photo? It was taken next to me just now." Shimura Shinpachi pushed his glasses, "Yin-sang, as long as you dare to come over, I will send the photo immediately."
"cut."
"Group hair." A light flashed on Xin Baji's glasses.
"I'm very sorry, please forgive me for being ignorant!" Sakata Hikaru knelt down and apologized. "I'm a protagonist who relies on my face to make a living, please don't ruin my career as a protagonist!"
"You are ruined, the protagonist is me!"
Ah Can walked over to look at the photo, and was also troubled, but there was no other good solution at the moment, so he had to agree to this method, "Xinba, please send me the photo, and I will send it to the client."
"Okay." Xin Baji nodded twice, and said in a tone of no fluctuation: "Ah, no, Yinsang, I seem to have pressed the group post."
Ah Can walked over, looked at it, and saw that the group text and the teleportation key were together, "Really, I was really careless."
Sakata raised his head, and all he saw was Xin Baji's ugly, evil face.
"You did it on purpose!" he yelled.
"Oh, I hate it. Why did Yinsang say that? I didn't mean it, Ah Can, right?" All transformed into the Demon Witch's Potion Bubbles.
"Xin! Let's go! Ha!" Sakata kicked again, hitting Shinpachi in the face and sending him flying.
"Fight with me?" Sakata stepped on his back.
Lifting his face from the floor, facing Sakata who was laughing arrogantly, Shinpachi also counterattacked, and he succeeded in incapacitating Shiroyasha with a head hammer that cut off his descendants.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
A Can, who witnessed the whole process, said that this sound was really earth-shattering.
"boom!"
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!" Before he could feel complacent for a few seconds, Shinpachi was also KO'd.
"A Can! I heard someone screaming, are you okay!" The fat man made of blue and white stood in front of A Can, frantically taking something out of his pocket.
"I'm not fat!" Doraemon retorted, and quickly looked around.
The uninjured but stunned girl x1, the teenager who passed out after being shot by his air pistol/gun x1, the bald man who was seriously injured and his testicles were still naked/naked x1.
"Xinbaji..." Sakata struggled to straighten up, crawling towards Shinpachi resentfully.
Doraemon immediately made up again.
He protected Ah Can, "Don't be afraid, Ah Can, I will protect you!"
"No, no, Doraemon, misunderstanding! It's all a misunderstanding!" A Can reacted and threw herself on Doraemon, shouting, "Hurry up and help Yinshi, or he will be too pitiful!"
"Who is Yinshi?" Doraemon asked.
"He!" Ah Can pointed at the bald Sakata and said, "Doraemon, where's the hair restorer?"
Sakata:"…………"
I think I can still save it...
I took the hair restorer from Doraemon's hand, and when I was about to sprinkle it, the wall broke open, and after the dust cleared, a figure of a man holding a bazooka gradually became clear.
His face was expressionless, but his scarlet eyes showed gloating.
"Hands up, cops arresting people."
Sakata groaned.
No, please don't rescue me!
Ah Can clenched her fists and shed tears of emotion.
Sakata Gintoki stood aside, looking exhausted, "My fans... are really scary..."
A Can agrees very much.
Sakata Gintoki touched his forehead, the top of his head was so smooth and cool that it could reflect sunlight, recalling the fluffy hair a few minutes ago, he also shed tears.
"Ayin, I won't go out for the next few months."
Ah Can looked at him, squatted beside him and poked his bald head, and said softly, "Thank you, Yinshi."
Sakata Gintoki: "You're welcome..."
She opened the iPad and threw all of Sakata Gintoki's hair into it, "Then... I'm leaving..."
"Let's go, heartless man." Sakata Gintoki waved his hand.
Shimura Shinpachi laughed until his stomach ached. He put away the things they used for filming. Hearing this, he made room for Ah Can, "Then where is Ah Can going next?"
"Go to Mr. Tukata and ask him to say 'you are the woman I most want to marry in my life'." Ah Can replied. "But I don't think I can do it. It's too difficult to imagine."
"Pfft, it's true, there's no way Mr. Hijikata would say that." Shimura Shinpachi couldn't imagine this scene either. He shook his shoulders, leaned on the wall with one hand, covered his stomach, and thankfully said: "Thanks, thanks to my Not many fans!"
Ah Can scrolled down again, "And find Mr. Okita and ask him to say 'I am your dog'... What's going on with your Gintama?"
Shimura Shinhachi slapped the ground with a smile, "Hahahahaha, this fan must be a super S, just like Zhizhi Okita's shaking S."
"I... don't really understand...you Gintama..." Ah Can put down his iPad.
Sakata Yinshi sat up from the ground, Shi Yu glanced at him, then turned and said, "A Can!"
His eyes were a little serious, and his expression became serious.
Ah Can was confused by his appearance, and looked back, "What's wrong?"
Sakata Gintoki bowed to A Can in a Japanese standard kneeling posture, his voice full of struggles, "This is the biggest request in my life!"
A Can panicked, "W-what request?"
"Please ask Doraemon for a bottle of hair restorer for me!"
A Can: "..."
She glanced at Sakata Yinshi's bald head, which was shiny, sighed, and replied, "I'll ask you for it."
In fact, Sakata Gintoki looks quite handsome like this. His facial features are standard, even if he is bald, he doesn't find it ugly.
She clicked on Doraemon's QQ and asked him if he had any hair restorer.
Doraemon replied quickly: There is still a bottle of hair growth agent left in 30 minutes, do you want me to send it to you?
When Ah Can looked at Sakata Yin, "Doraemon said he has a bottle of 30-minute hair restorer, can he bring it here?"
"Yes, yes!" Sakata Yinshi grabbed Ah Can's hand, and said earnestly, "The biggest wish in my life is given to you! Ah Can, you will help me! You will definitely help me." Bar!"
Ah Can held his hand back, and said cautiously: "Don't worry, Yinshi, I will definitely help you get your hair back! I won't leave until your hair grows back!"
Sakata Gintoki: "A Can..."
A Can: "Silver Time..."
Shimura Shinpachi complained: "It doesn't take long to buy a wig."
"Shut up! New shit, shut up! Do you want me to be embarrassed by a middle-aged bald man whose wig is blown off by a strong wind! No! I want my own hair!" Sakata Gintoki scolded him, Immediately turned his gaze to A-Can, he pointed to the ipad, "Write quickly, A-Can, write quickly!"
"...Okay." A Can told Doraemon the address of Yinshi's house on QQ.
"Doraemon said he'll be there in a while." Can told Sakata Gintoki the reply.
"That's great!" Sakata clenched his fists, wiped the sweat from his forehead, took off the complicated white gou on his body, opened his bloodshot eyes and said, "Come on, Ah Can, put the Give this to my fans. Hahahahaha."
"You look so strange, Yinshi." A Can said, folded Bai Wugou neatly, and put it in the bag when he bought it back. After finding the customer's page, he stuffed the bag into the ipad.
"There are still photos..." Ah Can said to Shimura Shinpachi who was already sitting on the sofa: "Xinpachi, can you throw me the negative next to you?"
They don't have a professional camera here, this is still the private collection of Dengshi's mother-in-law.For the negatives, Ah Can plans to find a photographic work, and go there to develop it later.
"Fortunately, the old woman can't come in, otherwise grass will grow on my grave!" Said Sakata Gintoki.
"Is this it?" Shimura Shinpachi threw the negative to Can, but unfortunately, Can didn't catch it, and the negative fell directly onto the ipad and gave it to the client.
"Ah!" Ah Can yelled, "What about this? I gave it to the wrong person! What about my third client?"
Meticulous shooting, dozens of angles, precise requirements for facial expressions, cool, painful, and shy. In order to get the praise, A Can was so ashamed that she lost her face. Such a perfect photo was given to the wrong person? !
She looked at Shimura Shinpachi.
She looked like she was about to cry again.
Shimura Shinpachi was sweating profusely, "That, that... I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"
"I'm sorry, if it's useful, what do you want the police to do?" Sakata Gintoki picked his nose and scolded Shinpachi with an unwavering voice, "Isn't it true that Shinpachi is always doing bad things."
"Who the hell is always doing bad things! Bald Yinsang! You man with the same poor scalp and IQ!"
"What do you know, I'm the symbol of a man!" Sakata was about to burst into tears, "As the saying goes, 'I've become stronger, and I've also become bald', the strongest man, join me!"
"What is the strongest man! Don't copy Saitama's settings!" Xin Baji couldn't help it anymore, he pointed at Sakata, and cursed: "How did you become stronger! You shaved your hair yourself! At the beginning Like the surface of Mars, me! Make it what it is now!"
Smooth, even and radiant.
Xin Baji is very confident in his craft.
"Yeah, it's you...it's you who made my hair like this..." Sakata rubbed his scalp and kicked, "Go to hell!"
……go to hell? ? ?
A Can was so frightened that she quickly hugged his leg, "Speak up if you have something to say! Yinshi! Put on your clothes first!"
Yes, since he took off Shiro Wugou, Sakata Gintoki was only wearing red square strawberry shorts.
The hair on the legs is very prickly, but the calf line is beautiful and the muscles are also very tight. A Can only touched it, but didn't dare to continue hugging, so she quickly let go.
Sakata Gintoki maintained his flying kick, petrified.
Because Shimura Shinpachi took out his mobile phone and pointed it at him. There was a photo on the mobile phone. He was bald, lying on the ground, clutching his stomach, with a painful expression on his face.
She was making facial expressions according to Ah Can's request.
"Acan, can you look at this photo? It was taken next to me just now." Shimura Shinpachi pushed his glasses, "Yin-sang, as long as you dare to come over, I will send the photo immediately."
"cut."
"Group hair." A light flashed on Xin Baji's glasses.
"I'm very sorry, please forgive me for being ignorant!" Sakata Hikaru knelt down and apologized. "I'm a protagonist who relies on my face to make a living, please don't ruin my career as a protagonist!"
"You are ruined, the protagonist is me!"
Ah Can walked over to look at the photo, and was also troubled, but there was no other good solution at the moment, so he had to agree to this method, "Xinba, please send me the photo, and I will send it to the client."
"Okay." Xin Baji nodded twice, and said in a tone of no fluctuation: "Ah, no, Yinsang, I seem to have pressed the group post."
Ah Can walked over, looked at it, and saw that the group text and the teleportation key were together, "Really, I was really careless."
Sakata raised his head, and all he saw was Xin Baji's ugly, evil face.
"You did it on purpose!" he yelled.
"Oh, I hate it. Why did Yinsang say that? I didn't mean it, Ah Can, right?" All transformed into the Demon Witch's Potion Bubbles.
"Xin! Let's go! Ha!" Sakata kicked again, hitting Shinpachi in the face and sending him flying.
"Fight with me?" Sakata stepped on his back.
Lifting his face from the floor, facing Sakata who was laughing arrogantly, Shinpachi also counterattacked, and he succeeded in incapacitating Shiroyasha with a head hammer that cut off his descendants.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
A Can, who witnessed the whole process, said that this sound was really earth-shattering.
"boom!"
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!" Before he could feel complacent for a few seconds, Shinpachi was also KO'd.
"A Can! I heard someone screaming, are you okay!" The fat man made of blue and white stood in front of A Can, frantically taking something out of his pocket.
"I'm not fat!" Doraemon retorted, and quickly looked around.
The uninjured but stunned girl x1, the teenager who passed out after being shot by his air pistol/gun x1, the bald man who was seriously injured and his testicles were still naked/naked x1.
"Xinbaji..." Sakata struggled to straighten up, crawling towards Shinpachi resentfully.
Doraemon immediately made up again.
He protected Ah Can, "Don't be afraid, Ah Can, I will protect you!"
"No, no, Doraemon, misunderstanding! It's all a misunderstanding!" A Can reacted and threw herself on Doraemon, shouting, "Hurry up and help Yinshi, or he will be too pitiful!"
"Who is Yinshi?" Doraemon asked.
"He!" Ah Can pointed at the bald Sakata and said, "Doraemon, where's the hair restorer?"
Sakata:"…………"
I think I can still save it...
I took the hair restorer from Doraemon's hand, and when I was about to sprinkle it, the wall broke open, and after the dust cleared, a figure of a man holding a bazooka gradually became clear.
His face was expressionless, but his scarlet eyes showed gloating.
"Hands up, cops arresting people."
Sakata groaned.
No, please don't rescue me!
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