[Comprehensive] Wonderful Nightmare

Ah Can saw off the client, said goodnight to her and returned to the shop.

Because of this, Ah Can's mood was unexpectedly much happier.

Turn on the ipad, the second task is. [Natural curls are all good people 22:48:29 I want all the hair of Sakata Gintoki. 】

A Can: "..."

She blinked, a drop of sweat ran across her forehead, she couldn't imagine the bald-headed Sakata Gintoki.

Sure enough, I should pretend not to see it.

Skip this one, let's go to the next one.

【银桑の婚21:32:50 I want the Bai Wugou I wore when I was silver! 】

A Can: "..."

This... just pretend I didn't see it.

next.

[White hair always suffers 21:22:44 Please give me the photos of Yinsang after being bullied/humiliated. [Smile]】

A Can: "..."

This is even more excessive!

What evil did Yinshi Sakata do to have fans like you!

There are three in a row, each of which is asking for Sakata Gintoki.

Even if Ah Can didn't want to go anymore, she couldn't ignore it. She discussed with the clown what would happen if she gave up the three missions.The clown said with a half-smile.

"You try."

Try?

She dare not.

"You have black spots in the early stage. I can't give you a chance. Give up once, 20 volts, twice, 30 volts, three times, [-] volts." The skin is cut off with a knife, and the inside is still sticky with blood. It can be found in various parts of [-]% to [-]% mature. Then cut open your stomach, take out the heart, liver, spleen, lung and kidney, put it on a plate for decoration, pour the sauce, and serve with eight Lafite for two years..."

hungry……

Ah Can swallowed.

"And I promise, after doing all this, you will still be alive."

Ah Can turned off the iPad.

Arriving at the door of Sakata Gintoki's house, it was a Japanese-style wooden door. When he rang the doorbell, there was a lazy voice of "Here, here—" from inside, and the door was opened soon.

"Hey, you are..." Passerby A who was wearing glasses was a little surprised.

"What the hell is passer-by! I'm Shinpachi! Shimura Shinpachi!" Sensing the description, Shimura Shinpachi completed the complaint with a quick reaction.

A Can smiled at him at the door, "Hello, my name is A Can."

She can already introduce herself to others normally.

Shimura Shinpachi pushed his eyes, moved aside, and asked Ah Can to come in, "I know you, Miss Ah Can, are you here to ask me to go out?"

"Sorry...it's not you."

"Ah? Oh, oh..." Shimura Shinpachi was a little downcast, "That's...?"

"He must have come to look for me, Xin Baji." A lazy voice came, and Ah Can walked through the hallway, and saw a messy silver hair in a living room.

The man was carrying her on his back, a plaque with the word "sugar" hung high above his head, and the boss's chair blocked all his silhouette, but a wooden knife was casually put aside.

"Yes, Mr. Sakata." A Can replied.

Hearing her reply, the man turned around and was clasping his little finger to his ear. His handsome face was a bit wretched for some reason, he looked A Can up and down, Sakata Yinshi smiled and said, "Welcome."

welcome?

Ah Can was taken aback.

Shimura Shinbadao: "Yin Sang, you are so proud of yourself, come on, Miss Ah Can, you sit down first, I'll prepare some refreshments for you."

"Thank you, Shimura-san."

"No, no, don't be so polite, you can just call me Shinpachi." Shimura Shinpachi smiled.

"No, no, don't be so polite, you can just call me Shinpachi... cut." Sakata Gintoki curled his lips, very disdainful.

"Silver Sang!"

Sakata Gintoki ignored his yelling at all, he turned to A-can with a smug smile and said, "A-can, quickly show me the fan's request."

"It's great to have fans..." Shimura Shinpachi poured out tea and muttered softly.

"Of course it's amazing, Ah Yin, but I've won the title of 'Most Wanted Anime Character' for three consecutive years! As for you, Xinbaji, where did you get squeezed in the rankings?"

"hateful!"

A Can watched the two of them bickering on the sofa, a little fidgeting, she drank the tea prepared by Kou Shimura Shinpachi, and took out the ipad.

"Mr. Sakata..."

"It's Gintoki!" Sakata Gintoki interrupted.

A Can: "...Okay, Yinshi. Here are three requests for you, take a look."

She hands the ipad over.

"Three copies?" Shimura Shinpachi felt even more aggrieved, "Why so many! Are they from the same person?"

"No, it's three fans." Ah Can replied.After a pause, she continued, "This is the first time I've seen three fans requesting the same person."

Sakata Gintoki was even more proud, he smoothed his hair back, the background had been changed to ocean waves, and the sound of the tide was rolling, he took the ipad with a smile, "Hahahahahahahahahahaha, this is something you can't envy! As the protagonist , this is the protagonist's treatment!"

Shimura Shinpachi rolled his eyes, but he also leaned over to look.

Sakata Gintoki read out: "I want Sakata Gintoki's... all... head... hair..."

Sakata Gintoki: "..."

He stroked his hair.

"What does she want! Ah Yin, my hair is very precious! Don't give it!" He reacted very violently, curled up on the chair with his head in his arms, and looked at A Can vigilantly, "I warn you, don't give it to me!" Possible! Impossible!"

This reaction was completely expected.

One hundred thousand volts.

There was a lot of sweat on Ah Can's face, she put the teacup back on the table.

"Silver, I know, I will tell the client."

"Really?"

"Yes, I'll say you disagree." She nodded at him.

Yinshi was relieved, he coughed twice, looked around, "Xinbaji, what's the matter with your expression?"

"Yin Sang, you're done, puff." Shimura Shinpachi held back a smile and sat across from Ah Can, he wiped the tears that came out of his suffocated laughter and said, "You're done."

"Inexplicable." Sakata Gintoki glanced at him, then continued to look down, "I want the white...no...scale..."

Sakata Gintoki: "..."

"Why do you want me to wear Bai Wugou! Do you want me to wear Bai Wugou with a bald head?! Is that still Ah Yin!!! Ah Yin, I am White Yasha!! Not Bai Wugou!" He stared at Ah Can angrily , "Don't even think about this! Impossible!"

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, are you still afraid of wearing Bai Wugou?" Xin Baji mercilessly revealed his faults.

"New baji!" This time he ran away violently during the silver exchange.

A Can continued to nod, "This is also within my expectation, don't worry, Yinshi, I will also tell the client."

Sakata Yinshi stepped down from the chair, patted Ah Can on the shoulder suddenly, with a serious expression, "Please, Ah Can!"

Ah Can's back was drenched in cold sweat.

Two missions were rejected, and 20 lightning strikes were indispensable.

She nodded with difficulty, "Yes, I know."

Xin Baji covered his mouth and smiled, "Ayin, there is one last item."

Sakata Yinshi didn't dare to look at it anymore, he stared at the Apple on the back of the ipad for a few seconds, then handed it to Ah Can, "Read it."

Ah Can said, "Then... is this request acceptable?"

"You read first."

"You promise first."

"Read first."

"Promise first."

Ah Can looked at him pleadingly, tears were about to come out, "Three tasks, you can't let me fail all of them..."

Sakata Gintoki looked at her for a long while, feeling troubled in his heart. His rationality told him that he must not agree, but the woman's tears were hitting his rationality again.

He is soft-hearted!

"please……"

Tears, tears really came down!

A woman's tears are the poison/drug to kill, I can't believe it...

"For example, if I am asked to rob and kill, I will definitely not do it!" Sakata Gintoki closed his eyes, already foreseeing his tragic end.

Ah Can was not very confident about this answer either, she knew how abominable this task was, "Then... I read it."

"Read, read."

"Please give me the photo of Yinsang after being bullied/humiliated."

Sakata Gintoki: "..."

"You, what did you just say?"

Ah Can read it again.

"Impossible! I'm telling you it's impossible! Still being bullied?! Ah Yin doesn't like sm!!! What's going on with the little girls now? Everyone is starting to know about this? Ah Yin is at this age But they only know that they are drooling over the covers of girls’ magazines, and they want to see pictures of men’s abuse/humiliation now???” Sakata Gintoki yelled like an explosion, “Black fan! It must be black fan! Sailors! They are all fake! They must all be fake!"

It’s over.

This time it will cost 30 lightning strikes.

A Can's eyes appeared before her eyes, her body that was turned into charred by the electric shock.

Burnt on the outside and tender on the inside, there is still blood sticking to a piece of meat, three ripe, five ripe, seven ripe, all parts can be satisfied.

"Okay, I understand." Ah Can smiled bitterly, "I'll make it clear to all three clients, please don't mind Yinshi."

"Really? Ah Can, thank you!" Yin Shi shook her shoulder, and suddenly said, "What punishment will you have?"

I watched the clown take out his heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys, paired with Lafite and candlelight from [-].

She forced a smile, "No, nothing will happen. I won't die."

"Hey?"

"Since I've rejected them all, I'll go back first, and I have other tasks to do." A Can stood up for a while, then fell back abruptly.

My feet are weak.

"Is it really all right?" Shimura Shinpachi could see that something was wrong with her.

"It's all right, thank you for your concern." A Can smiled at him, stood up while supporting the table, and walked out unsteadily.

"Wait a minute!" Yinshi stopped her, took a razor that came from nowhere, and spun it around her forehead, "Ah, Ah Yin, my hands were shaking, and when I wanted to shave, I actually shaved my hair , Ah Yin, I’m so stupid!" He looked at A Can, still with dead fish eyes, "Bai Wugou, come and buy."

"Thank you!"

Afterwards:

[Natural rolls are all good people 21:59:21 Damn it!What's with this pile of white hair?Why not the whole thing!Complain I want to complain! 】

[Yin Sang no Marriage 22:15:50 Bai Wugou smells like sweat!I spent [-] to buy clothes that stink of sweat?Refund I want a refund! 】

[White hair is always subject to 22:19:10 Don't tell me that the bald man lying on the ground wearing a white kimono is Yin-san, is he dystocia? !The young master didn't spend money to watch perverts!Sorry I have to apologize! 】