[Comprehensive] Wonderful Nightmare

"Ah?" Tu Fang was stunned for a moment, and then said, "Show me."

Can handed over the ipad, and Kondo cried and rushed over, "Fourteen! Don't look at it! If you look at it, you lose!"

"Boss Kondo, calm down!" Hijikata took a puff of smoke, ignored Kondo who was hanging on his body, took a look at the ipad, and immediately smiled.

"The current fans are really cute."

Hearing what he said, Ah Can's eyes immediately lit up with hope, and said: "Then... Mr. Hijikata... can you read it?"

"Of course, there is no problem." Tufang didn't pay attention to this sentence at all. He took off the cigarette butt and asked, "What voice do you want me to use? Joyful? Joyful? Happy? Deep? Or Sorrowful?"

"Huh?" How did Ah Can know that she was so particular about it, that it would be sad to say a confession?She couldn't make up her mind, so she asked for the ipad back, contacted the customer, and the customer replied in seconds, "It's sad!"

???

Ah Can can't understand what the little girl means now.

She relayed the words to Tufang, and I knew the expression on the other side's face, and he straightened his clothes quite proudly.

"Damn it!" Gintoki Sakata gritted his teeth from behind, "I'm also a fan, why is there such a big gap!"

Ah Yin is not convinced, she has almost the same face, but her own is even more handsome, so why not shave her head or humiliate her, Eggy was seriously injured because of this, and she is still in pain!This mayonnaise jerk only has one short sentence?

It's not fair, fans are so unfair!He also wanted to say this sentence, and it would be fine to say it a hundred times!

Kondo Hsun stayed behind Ah Can, looking at the words on the ipad with envy, "When will I have fans like me?"

"Mr. Kondo, you also have a lot of fans." Ah Can replied with a smile.

Kondo Hsun didn't appreciate it, he said rather disappointedly: "Don't lie to me, Can, people like me have not been liked by many since I was set up, I am neither handsome nor good-natured, I don’t make a lot of money and I often have to post back, the girl I like thinks I’m annoying, and I can only find a partner in the zoo.”

Too, too miserable.

A Can looked at him sympathetically, "Don't say that, you really have a lot of fans. Your sexual transformation has fascinated many people." Seeing that Kondo didn't listen, she took out the I searched Kondo's post bar on my phone, "Look, there is also your personal post bar on Baidu, with more than 1000 followers and 8000 posts!"

Kondo only glanced at it, and said: "Mr. Xiao has more than 3 people, and has 77 posts. He also has a support group post! There are too many cp explosions. When he is not on stage, everyone is thinking about him. When I come out It's time for everyone to let me go!"

Not so exaggerated...

Ah Can didn't know what to say anymore, she looked at Tufang begging for help, the latter frowned, and asked her seriously, "There are so many fans of Chongtian?"

Help!

Ah Can couldn't laugh or cry, she just wanted to say something to ease the awkward atmosphere, Kondo said first: "It's true! Another fourteen, your post bar only has more than 2 people and 54 posts, the two of us combined can't compare Boss..."

Earthwork: "Damn it!"

Kondo-san, what are you doing?Why do you need to know these things so much! ?

Ah Can couldn't keep the smile in front of her, Kondo Isao held the door panel and lamented her fate all the time, she kept complaining in her mind, her eyes rolled almost cramp, seeing that Toshiro Hijikata also had a tendency to feel lost, Thinking that I should divert this topic, I turned the ipad into recording mode, put it in front of Toshiro Hijikata and said, "Mr. Hijikata, can we record?"

"Ah...well..." Tufang cleared his throat, and said to the ipad, "@#￥%&me!￥@#%&*..."

A Can: "..."

Tufang replied, "I'm done."

A Can: "???" She played the recording again, and only heard the first sound clearly, "Can you say it again? Don't speak too softly, and don't speak too fast, can you?"

Tu Fang nodded and said, "Since this is the case, there is nothing we can do." He took a deep breath and said it again. "@#%￥%&"

It was so good that even I couldn't hear it this time.

Ah Can smiled, "Can you please say it again? Don't be too, small, loud, also, no, want, too, fast, okay?"

Hijikata stubbed out the cigarette butt, and agreed to the request again. I won't talk about the process. After hearing this, Ah Can just wanted to find another character that Kazuya Nakai had played to fool him.

She put away the ipad and said to Sakata behind her, "Yinshi, do I still use it to buy wigs?"

Sakata touched the top of his bare head, and said weakly: "No need, I have seen it anyway." After speaking, he went back to the living room in a daze, and even stepped on his foot when he passed by Xinbaji.

"What do you think of my voice just now? Is it particularly sad?" Toshiro Hijikata did not enter the room in a hurry, but instead asked Ah Can. His appearance seemed to be awkward and awkward to hide his joy.

"Yes. Your match is very good." A Canyan praised him insincerely,

Hijikata was overjoyed, and said, "Then why didn't you send it to the fans?" After finishing speaking, he felt that he was too eager, and said coldly, "After sending it, show me her reaction."

Ah Can: "...Okay, since you asked so..." She sent the slurred voice over.

The customer responds in seconds.

[Mayonnaise Star Princess 21:30:20 ahhhhhhhhhh!He actually said it!I am going to pass out happily!Thank you customer service, thank you Tufang, when I get married, I must use this passage as the wedding background!Whoa whoa whoa whoa! 】

A Can: "..."

The ears of fans are really not comparable to that of ordinary people.

[Love second time 21:31:00 If the girl is not afraid of the groom's opinion, it's fine to use it as the theme song. 】

[Mayonnaise Star Princess 21:31:54 What are you talking about?This is the recording of the child's father proposing to me. How dare he have any objections?Hmph, Fourteen is lying on my bed! 】

Ah Can looked at the fourteenth earth in front of her who was watching her nervously.

"Hey, what's the matter? What do you think I'm doing? Fans are not satisfied? I can say it again if I'm not satisfied!" Hijikata's eyes revealed his eagerness to read chat messages.

Ah Can said, "Congratulations...Mr. Tufang."

"What?" Tufang asked, "What did the fans say? Are they satisfied?!"

Ah Can closed the iPad, "She is very satisfied."

The earthwork breathed a sigh of relief.

Ah Can said again: "I said that I want to use the recording as the background song when you marry her."

"Oh...ah? Eh???" The Oni's Deputy Chief, who never changed his face even in the face of a hail of bullets, blushed shamelessly after this fan joke. "Wedding, wedding or something, is there a cake made of mayonnaise?"

Ah Can took this photo with a blank expression and sent it to the client.

After the customer's screen-like message arrived, he nodded without changing his face, "Of course, the other party can be the princess of the mayonnaise star."

"Great." Toshiro Hijikata sighed contentedly.

"You are so satisfied with the answer, do you really feel no guilt? Hijikata-kun, can you please die?" Sougo Okita poked his head a little, and he stared at Hijikata with scarlet eyes, "Hurry up and apologize to me ah!"

Hijikata gritted his teeth: "Sou Wu! So he was hiding here! He ran away all of a sudden, don't you know we are having a battle meeting?"

Okita Sougo said: "Mr. Hijikata, you can die!"

Tufang suddenly yelled "Be careful!" and threw Ah Can to the ground.

Ah Can was pressed down for no reason, and she was a little out of breath under the weight of Tufang. After waiting for a few seconds, nothing happened, so she asked in a low voice, "Mr. Tufang, what's wrong?"

"Don't talk, Sougo is going to use a big move." Hijikata pressed her slightly raised head down with his hand, and he pressed himself tightly to the ground, "There will be an explosion soon."

After waiting for a few seconds, nothing happened.

Earthwork: "..."

A Can: "..."

"Oh, everyone, come and see, the police molested women in public, this is a desecration of public office, it needs to be sentenced... to the death penalty!" Chong Tian said.

Why am I a woman?A Can's focus is here.

"What's going on? Why didn't you fire the cannonball!" Earthwork yelled.

Sougo Okita ignored him, but turned his face to the living room, "Danna, come and see, Hijikata stretched out his sinful hand to Ah Can."

There was no movement there either.

"Tsk, was the blow from the bald head too big?" Okita spat.

"Zongwu, what the hell are you doing?" Tufang let go of Ah Can, and walked cautiously towards Chong Tian, ​​and when he saw him tied up by five flowers, he covered his mouth and tried his best to hold back the sound of laughter.

Can't laugh, can't laugh, if you laugh, Sougo will retaliate tenfold, and all credit card pension insurance money will be stolen.

The remaining money balance turned around in his mind, he managed to suppress his smile, and even wanted to cry.

"How did you do this?" But it was beautiful.Hijikata didn't say the rest, and he didn't want to untie him, so he stood aside and looked at it, and went in the direction of Sakata Gintoki.

Okita said: "Mr. Doji, has your brain been filled with mayonnaise? Why don't you hurry up and untie it?"

Hijikata pretended he didn't hear it, stayed on top of Sakata's head for a while, and asked Ah Can in a subtle tone: "Is it the fan's request that he become like this?"

"Yes." Ah Can nodded, "Yinshi has three requirements, and it will be like this if they are completed together."

"Three... Damn it!" Hijikata Toshiro cursed in a low voice.

"Fourteen, come and have a look, I can't untie this rope." Kondo Hoon squatted at Okita and waved to Hijikata.

Tufang was puzzled and said, "Why do you need to untie it? Just carry it away."

"But... won't the little club feel uncomfortable?" Kondo looked at him in embarrassment.

Okita said expressionlessly, "Boss Kondo, I will be very comfortable if I kill Hijikata."

"What did I do to make you want to kill me!"

"You shouldn't even exist."

"Hey!"

Ah Can can't get in the way here, but it's not polite to go out now, so she sits next to Xinba and waits for the two of them to finish their argument.

"Can! I remember!" A loud voice came from the corridor, and then Doraemon ran around, "Can! Can! Can!"

"Doraemon, I'm here." Seeing Doraemon running out, Ah Can called out.

Doraemon took out a piece of sermon from his pocket: "You can grow hair without hair growth agent, use this time furoshiki!"

The time furoshiki wraps people or things up so that one can return to the past and the future. A Can holds the furoshiki in his hand and looks at Sakata Gintoki.

The latter was ready to go, and quickly sat in the middle of the living room, "Come on!"

Can spread the burden skin on him, and complained to Doraemon during the waiting time, "You suddenly become immobile, it's really scary, I thought you had a virus!"

"Well, haha, I'm really sorry, I'm so happy." Doraemon rubbed his head, very embarrassed.

Ah Can just said casually just now, and didn't really mean to blame him, "Doraemon, you can be regarded as an early male god, don't be so shy, there will definitely be more people who will confess their love to you in the future." , you can’t crash every time.”

Doraemon nodded, "I will try my best."

Ah Can pointed the iPad at him and said, "Come on."

Doraemon: "Come on, what are you here for?"

Ah Can said, "Of course it's the client's request. I've switched to recording mode."

"Oh, I'm so shy." Doraemon blushed, and said softly to the ipad: "Although I can't... meet you, but you are also my favorite person... Thank you very much for your support, I, I... thank you!"

"It's a lot of talking." Ah Can teased him, and sent this recording to the client, who also responded quickly.

[Qingfeng Lingying 21:40:12 Thank you!Thank you very much, can you let Doraemon call me Xiaowei, and also, can you please tell him that I love him, and it is really great that I can meet him. 】

Looking at this reply, Ah Can refused to speak for a long time, feeling sore in his heart.She thought to herself, if she hadn't walked out of the house that day, she might have become one of these clients, and now, she can touch the idols and feel their personal experience, how happy and happy it is.

"Doraemon." She turned to look at him sideways, "I like you."

Doraemon: "...!!!"

"Ah, Can, I#%#&*"

His language was unrecognizable.

Ah Can touched his hand and said, dumbfounded: "Don't be so cute even when you're shy! It feels like there are going to be more rivals in love!"

"How come! I, I am an old man!" Doraemon said.

"It's been so many years, and your popularity still hasn't declined at all. It can only show that Doraemon has a great personality! Be a little more confident!" A Can enlightened him with a smile, "When we first met, you still let me I'm more confident, it's only been a while, our situation will be reversed."

"Hee hee..." Doraemon was embarrassed again, he rummaged through his pocket and took out a rose from it, "Can you please send this to the client?"

"Come on, repeat this passage again, and I'll give it to you." A Can handed over the iPad.

Doraemon held back her shyness, looked at the request carefully, cleared her throat, and said affectionately: "Xiaowei, although I can't meet you, you are my favorite person. I have nothing to give you, this rose For you, I hope you can be as beautiful as a rose, and meet your own person, who loves you, Doraemon."

Ah Can sent him a text message, and she stared at Doraemon for a long while, until the red color on him faded away, "What, what's wrong?"

"I'm a little jealous." Can said directly what was in his heart, "I feel that Doraemon has a higher number of flirts than me."

"what?"

"A little angry."

Doraemon panicked: "What, what's the matter? Why are you suddenly angry? What did I do wrong? Can I don't understand what you're saying? Don't be angry, okay?"

"Okay." Can lay on the ground, "I got angry and fell down, and I need your kiss from Doraemon to get up!"

"Dear, kiss??? (ω)" Doraemon is about to crash again.

"Just kidding, just kidding, Doraemon, calm down." Ah Can sat up by herself.Coincidentally, when the notification sound came from the ipad, she focused all her attention on it.

"You obviously didn't dare to talk to everyone a month ago, why have you changed so much in a month..." Doraemon complained softly behind her.

Ah Can turned her head and said with a smile, "Then you want me to go back to the way I was a month ago?"

"No!" Doraemon replied firmly, "You look so pitiful."

Ah Can was startled, blinked, and tears just flowed down.

"Ah, ah, ah, why are you crying? I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's all my fault."

"It's nothing, I'm so happy. Don't be nervous." A Can wiped away her tears and said in a low voice, "Damn it, you're so good at teasing girls, no wonder it's not as good as..."

"Is it really all right?" Doraemon was not at ease.

"It's fine!"

Doraemon wanted to say something, but seeing Ah Can like this, he held back, "If you want to tell me something, you must tell me!"

"If you keep doing this, I'll really look down on other people!" Ah Can growled.

When she walked to the Zhenxuan trio, Kondo and Hijikata had already discussed cutting the rope with a chainsaw. "I made the rope. Using a chainsaw is useless," she said.

"A Can?" Kondo stood up and said, "Although I don't know what Xiao Boss did, I apologize for him, can you untie the rope, Xiao Boss said he was uncomfortable."

"You don't need to untie it all, just keep the handle part." Tufang added.

"Mr. Hijikata, you scum really should die." Okita added.

Ah Can showed the ipad to Okita, "Mr. Okita, could you please read this sentence?"

"No." Okita quickly refused.

"I'll untie it for you if you read it." A Can tempted.

"No." Okita still replied like this.

As expected, normal people can't accept this sentence, let alone shake Prince S.Ah Can didn't force it.

Asuka Hitachi-in Hikari Akazuki Zhijia Seikawa Mato Murasakihara Atsushi Tanaka Yoshitake twirled in her mind.

"You just wanted to find someone with the same voice as me, right?" Sougo Okita saw through her plan, "Is this okay? If James finds out that you fooled the client, you will be punished very severely. You are more serious than me. Be clear, his character."

Ah... my boss's character is really...

A Can looked at him warily, "Then what do you want to do?"

"If you have been my dog ​​for two years, I will forgive you for tying me up."

"Hey! Sougo, don't go too far!" Hijikata couldn't stand it anymore.

Kondo Hsun also persuaded, "Yes, Mr. Xiao, Ah Can is only fulfilling her duties. You must have done something to cause them to treat you like this."

Okita didn't answer, just looked at Ah Can.

A Can shook her head, "I don't want it."

"The rejection is very thorough..." Kondo rubbed Okita's hair comfortingly, "Mr. Xiao, don't be sad."

"I'm not sad, Boss Kondo, you can let it go." Sougo Okita raised his eyebrows and said, "You will regret it."

A Can pointed the ipad at Sougo Okita, "You're right, if I cheat, my boss will be very angry. I've already done one thing wrong, and I won't do it again. I changed the ipad to In recording mode, you don’t have to say specific sentences, but no matter what you say, I will send it over, as for regrets, wait until then to say it.”

Okita Sougo stared at her, and said word by word to the iPad: "You, go, die."

"Souwu, it's too much." Kondo couldn't stand him anymore, he bowed to Can and said, "I'm really sorry, Souwu has been tied up for a long time, and lost his temper..."

"Kondo-san..." Hijikata rubbed his forehead with a headache.

Isao Kondo is the only one who still thinks that Sougo Okita is a white lotus.

He called Ah Can aside, "Kondo spoils Souwu too much. He is young, and he is like an emperor in the bureau. He is lawless, and he doesn't take his temper when he comes out. Don't take their words to heart. If Souwu treats you Tell me what you have done, and I will help you."

...Mr. Hijikata, you can't protect yourself.

Ah Can didn't say this, she nodded and said, "I see, Mr. Tukata, don't worry too much, as long as I hold the ipad, he can't hurt me."

"No, you think of him too simply. He is a person who will use any means to achieve his goal. Nothing you can think of is enough to explain his abhorrentness. You should always pay attention to your diet, even if you are afraid of taking laxatives. Also pay attention to whether there are any traps under your feet, the shells fired suddenly, and even prevent him from guessing your bank password and stealing all your deposits!" The more Hijikata talked, the more he felt that Okita had committed a heinous crime, and he was only one step away. To be put in a prison cell.

A Can was also a little panicked, "Then what should I do?"

It's too bad to be able to guess the password of □□!

"If he really stole your password..." Jifang gritted his teeth, "I'll pay it back!"

Okita is Kondo's baby bump, he can't be beaten or scolded, and if he is harsh, the other party will just pretend to be innocent, but Kondo likes this kind of thing the most. Every time he has to say that Okita is a child, so that he should not be treated like a child.

Will children steal money, murder, set fire and plot tricks?

Tu Fang was full of complaints. When he met Ah Can today, he immediately felt sympathetic when he told her, "Let's change our email address and contact us anytime."

A Can: "..."