don't move my fish tail

It's summer vacation now, so I don't have to go to school, which is pretty good.

At least the sudden split into mermaids, apart from spending a fortune to buy a bunch of things, hasn't had much impact on Song Xingye for the time being.

However, they are naturally fond of water, which is the natural desire of mermaids.

Song Xingye felt that after he became a mermaid, his love for water became stronger.

Tianya, in this high temperature season of more than 30 degrees, he wished he could soak in the pool 24 hours a day.

However, as a wild mermaid that has not been registered, Song Xingye is not eligible to enter the mermaid exclusive swimming pool.

At the same time, I dare not go to the ordinary swimming pool to have fun.

Because mermaids can't wait to show their tails as soon as they get into the water, they can't control their nature at all.

The swimming pool of a private villa like that is the ideal place for mermaids to play, but only rich fish born with a golden spoon in their mouths can enjoy it.

Song Xingye is not a rich fish, his parents are just ordinary dual-career workers, and their family is relatively well-off, so he can't go hungry anyway.

The bathtub in the bathroom was too small, and Song Xingye could hardly even move his tail in it. Fuck, I'm really jealous of those rich fish.

"What's wrong?" Song Xingye was caught in a tangle, did he really want to register for the swimming pool?

If Song Xingye remembers correctly, once the mermaid is registered, it will attract attention from all directions, and at the same time, the family, mermaid protection organizations, the country, etc. will urge the marriage 360° without any dead ends.

In short, the whole world is introducing men to you. I wish you could marry a strong man in situ and give birth to a little mermaid right away.

In this case, Song Xingye would only register if he was amused.

"Oh." Sighing, thinking of the gentleman he met at the mermaid supply store, Song Xingye sent him a WeChat message.

"Mr. Han, do you usually go to the swimming pool to swim?"

Swimming is a good topic for chatting between mermaids.

Si Han, who had already left the store, sat in the back seat of a black car and was about to inspect another store. When he received this meaningless message, he was stunned for a moment.

Let's put it this way, as Si Han is the president of the No.1 fish brand company in China, no one who can lie on his list will talk to him about such drooling topics.

"Won't."

But Si Han still replied, using a selfie as a mermaid's profile picture.

Song Xingye: "? Don't you like swimming?"

Si Han: "My house has a swimming pool."

Song Xingye: "!!!"

There are local tyrants in my list, ahhhhh! !

Just now he was worried about where to go swimming, but God immediately showed him a clear way.

Song Xingye: "The local tyrants, can we be friends? I'll clean the swimming pool for you! Really, just swim for me!"

Si Han: "You can go to the mermaid swimming pool."

Song Xingye: "I can't go, I haven't registered my identity, and it took two days for me to split up."

Si Han: "Go and register."

Song Xingye: "No, no, no, I'm already 20 years old. If a boy is assigned to me as soon as I register, then I will die. I don't like pure human men."

Si Han: "If you don't register, you will have a maturity period. You will also need a man."

Song Xingye: "Oh, this is our destiny."

Si Han: "Don't be too pessimistic."

Song Xingye: "If I had such a good family like yours, I would definitely not be pessimistic."

People don't know how to answer this mermaid's words.

Si Han himself is not the kind of person who is good at chatting.

Simply analyze it.

20 years old, about to face maturity, no partner, claiming that he doesn't like men, and doesn't want to register.

Shu Sihan bluntly said that this is a dead end, and he does not advocate it.

Si Han: "If you need it, I can introduce you to some outstanding young people."

This reply was too high-level, and Song Xingye couldn't bear it.

In view of the kindness of others, he didn't say anything.

Song Xingye: "Excuse me, are you married?"

Si Han: "No."

Song Xingye breathed a sigh of relief: "I thought you were married, so I'm ashamed to rub your swimming pool."

Si Han: "..."

Song Xingye: "The bathtub is really crowded, do you want to see my tail?"

In a word, Si Han was forced to type with both hands, but he still couldn't catch up with Song Xingye's speed of taking pictures.

The moment a high-definition close-up of a straight man's fish tail was posted, Si Han also said what he wanted to say: "As a mermaid, you should not reveal photos of your own tail at will."

After receiving such a reply, who would dare to beep beep and exchange tail photos or something.

Song Xingye: "It's okay, I believe you are a very good person."

Si Han didn't return for a long time, because he was watching Song Xingye's tail.

I saw the simple and rude camera, from the owner's vision, fixed on a pitiful big tail crowded in the bathtub.

It can be seen that this is a very beautiful pure white tail. If it can spread freely in the water, the soft tail must be very plump.

The pearly white scales the size of a fingernail cover the curvaceous tail, and despite the improper shooting technique, it still exudes a wonderful luster.

Si Han had to admit that among so many tails he had seen, this one was indeed beautiful.

However, the mermaid who owns this tail obviously has no deep experience in the world and has no defense at all, so he sent a photo of the tail to a strange man.

Si Han was quite angry. As an elderly person, he felt that Song Xingye was not mature at all.

"Do you have parents?"

Song Xingye: "Um, of course."

Si Han: "If you can't manage yourself properly, please tell your parents that you are a mermaid, and they will teach you how to be a mermaid."

Song Xingye: "..."

How did the style of painting suddenly become this admonition mode?

Aren't they talking about the swimming pool?

Song Xingye: "Tell my parents something terrible will happen."

Si Han: "For example?"

Song Xingye: "Sell me to a rich old man."

That's how it's played out in the novels and on TV.

Si Han had nothing to say, thinking of that beautiful tail, it was indeed the favorite of rich old men.

So Si Han doesn't like mermaids, and the existence of mermaids represents many injustices and tragedies of force majeure.

As a stranger who met by chance, Si Han knew that he should not meddle in the mermaid's business.

Even if the other party is really sold to a rich old man by his parents, that is the other party's fate.

Song Xingye: "You are the first friend I made after I became a mermaid. I don't know who else to tell these troubles to you other than to you."

That's true, every time friends around talk about mermaids, they laugh, Song Xingye dares to say it.

Si Han: "It's not a long-term solution if you don't register."

Song Xingye: "Let's talk about it, why don't we talk about the swimming pool?"

Si Han was speechless: "You should strengthen your guard against strangers."

Song Xingye: "I will. Where is your home? Are you at home now?"

Faced with this character, Si Han didn't know how to continue the conversation.

And it's not just a question of character, but also a question of generation gap.

Although there is only a 30-year difference between the age of 20 and the age of 10, there is a Pacific Ocean between cognitive habits and thinking.

Si Han: "I'm going to get busy, let's chat when I have time."

Song Xingye was so nervous that he couldn't see other people's graceful rejection at all.

"Okay, let's talk later."

In fact, Si Han didn't refuse, he really wanted to get busy.

Students have winter and summer vacations, businessmen do not.

That afternoon, Song Xingye's mother, Hua Yanyan, came home from get off work and found that her nursing cream seemed to have been tampered with.

"Song Xingye——you touched my cosmetics!"

As a mermaid who loves beauty, Hua Yanyan can tolerate her son doing other bad things, but she can never tolerate her own cosmetics being slapped.

Song Xingye: "I didn't, why didn't you ask if my dad touched it? Why did you insist it was me!"

Hua Yanyan: "Your father dare not!"

Song Xingye: "Then he's too cowardly!"

Song Yixing: "What are you talking about? Did you see the empty bucket under the wall? Go down and get water!"

Song Xingye was listless. He just got out of the bathtub, and he took his life to fetch water?

"It's still light, I'll wait until it gets dark before going down." The surface temperature is so high, it's hot.

At 7:00 in the evening, the weather finally cooled down a lot.

While fetching water, Song Xingye took photos and sent them to Moments.

"Accidentally touched my mother's cosmetics, she scolded me badly, _(:з"∠)_ my dad drove me downstairs to fetch water, I insisted on not coming down until 7 o'clock, otherwise it would burn jio. "

Jiang Yan gave a thumbs up: "I have a thick skin, so I'm not afraid."

Chen Xiaye gave a thumbs up: "I have thick skin, so I'm not afraid."

Qin Shaofan gave a thumbs up: "I have thick skin, so I'm not afraid."

Song Xingye replied in a unified way: "One day with a knife in hand, I will kill all of you queuing dogs!"

This circle of friends with a very different style seems out of place in the circle of friends where most of the CEOs are successful.

It was precisely because of this that Si Han could see it at a glance.

And through the close-up of the avatar's face, he deepened his impression of this mermaid again.

Si Han: "Your parents were harsh on you?"

Song Xingye: "Friend! Are you done?"

Si Han: "Get ready for dinner."

Song Xingye: "It's so late to eat, it's hard work, then you eat first, I have to carry water, I still have two buckets!"

Si Han frowned, carrying water?

It's hard to imagine the picture of his family's pampered mermaid brother carrying water in his mind.

impossible things.

But Song Xingye seemed to be used to these things.

"Master, what's the matter with you?" Aunt Liu, the servant of the Si family, came over with the food, but found that Si Han had a solemn expression.

Could it be that you have been too tired from work recently?

That's right, it's the peak season for sales, Si Han is busy every day and doesn't come back until very late, so it's not bad to be able to have dinner at 7:30.

The family originally said that they would wait for him, but he disagreed, so now he is eating alone.

Si Han who put down his phone shook his head at Aunt Liu: "It's fine."

Aunt Liu felt sorry for the young master whom she had grown up with since she was in junior high school: "The wife and husband took the young master out for a walk, and he should be back around 8:00."

"Ah."

At that time, Si Han had already finished his dinner, and if there were no accidents, he would continue to work in the study.

Ding dong.

The phone on the table vibrated suddenly.

Song Xingye: "Friend! I'm done, hahaha!"

Si Han took a few mouthfuls of food seriously, and after thinking about it, he opened the screen to see what the other party said.

"I'm eating."

Song Xingye: "I want to swim, I want to _(:з"∠)_"

Si Han: "I'm not the only one in my family."

Song Xingye: "Don't you have a private villa or something?"

Si Han: "I've known you for less than two days, it's better for you to be more reserved."

Otherwise, posting photos and thinking about swimming in his swimming pool, it is easy for him to misunderstand that this mermaid is pursuing him.

Song Xingye: "My friend! I didn't split until I was 20, and I was an out-and-out guy before I was 20! Can I be reserved?"

Si Han: "You can start learning today."

Song Xingye was very troubled. Sure enough, the mermaid cared about these things very much, which was different from the wildness of their men.

"It's so hot, I'll put a bathtub of water to soak it first, eat well and talk back."

Si Han frowned, thinking that the mermaid was angry.

But he thought he was right.

Aunt Liu next to her was almost worried to death, and saw their young master frowning with his mobile phone, and couldn't even eat dinner because of work.

"Eldest young master, let's eat first. If you have anything to do, you can finish it after dinner, right?"

Si Han returned to his senses, nodded, and put down his phone reluctantly in Aunt Liu's eyes.

After the meal, the parents and younger brother really haven't come home yet, and Si Han usually won't wait for them.

Will go straight upstairs to take a shower.

But today, he glanced at the swimming pool outside and decided to take a swim.

Seeing this, Uncle Chen, the gardener at home, turned on the lights in the swimming pool.

Mr. Si and Mrs. Si, who went out for a walk, came back with their youngest son and saw the eldest son swimming in the pool. They were surprised: "Lulu, is that your eldest brother?"

Si Lu glanced at the swimming pool: "No, that's a man who looks like a big brother."

Mrs. Si glared at Si Lu: "Speak well."

But Si Han was actually swimming, the Si family and his wife were quite surprised, because this swimming pool was used by Si Lu.

Si Han treats his home as a hotel and comes and goes in a hurry.

In Si Lu's words, it is very cold.

Mr. Si stared at the swimming pool with a smile: "Isn't this good? If you are tired from work, you should relax. Don't work at three o'clock and one line all day long."

"Dad, if you say I'm going down, will my elder brother get up immediately?" Si Lu didn't show any expression on his face, but his heart was eager to move.

Mr. Si: "Yes."

Si Lu: "..."

Other people's elder brothers like mermaids very much.

Only their elder brother avoids mermaids!