don't move my fish tail

Before the split, Song Xingye felt that his life was given by the air conditioner, but after the split, his life was given by the bathtub.

City A four handsome (4)

Qin Shaofan: "Kk street crayfish rubbing, shall we go?"

Song Xingye: "No."

Jiang Yan: "Xingzi, what's the matter with you?"

Chen Xiaye: "Take my sister to eat chicken, how about tomorrow night?"

Qin Shaofan: "Where are you taking your sister! I'll come too!"

Chen Xiaye: "PC side, come!"

Song Xingye: "Yanzi, let's play on the mobile phone."

Jiang Yan: "No sister, no play."

Song Xingye: "I recently met an unmarried mermaid, can you believe it?"

Qin Shaofan: "The unmarried mermaid!"

Chen Xiaye: "Brother Ye, please introduce me!"

Jiang Yan: "Brother Ye, please WeChat!"

Song Xingye: "You can also be male mermaids?"

Qin Shaofan: "As long as I look good, I can do it!"

Song Xingye: "It's really good-looking, with long legs and a slim waist!"

Chen Xiaye: "Private me on WeChat, I will buy you a one-month supper when school starts."

Jiang Yan: "Do you want to lose face, Chen Gou? My friendship with Brother Ye wears crotch pants, so it's your turn to jump in line!"

Qin Shaofan: "No, you will take advantage of us if there is such a good thing?"

Who doesn't know that Song Xingye has amorous fantasies about mermaids!

Song Xingye: "If you don't believe me, I'll pull you down."

Chen Xiaye: "I heard that male mermaids look better than female mermaids."

Jiang Yan: "The famous movie star Su Yunyu is a male mermaid, beautiful!"

Song Xingye: "The male mermaid I know is prettier than Su Yunyu."

Chen Xiaye: "There is no picture to say chirping."

Qin Shaofan: "There is no picture to say chirping."

Song Xingye: "I'll go to his circle of friends to see if there are any photos."

Song Xingye clicked on Si Han's circle of friends. Fortunately, the other party did not set permissions.

However, he searched the entire circle of friends, but couldn't find a photo of Si Han.

Also, Mermaid pays more attention to the protection of personal information.

As for Song Xingye, who took a selfie as his profile picture, he still didn't realize that he was a mermaid.

In order to express how good-looking Si Han really is, Song Xingye found a picture of a hand-painted handsome man on the Internet and sent it to his brothers.

Song Xingye: "Based on this, it looks 10 times better."

Qin Shaofan: "If you don't fart then I declare that I am in love."

Jiang Yan: "I've confirmed that the eyes are the love fish of my dreams."

Chen Xiaye: "Mermaids are like clothes, brothers are like siblings, please cut off my hands and give me this mermaid."

Song Xingye: "Don't quarrel, brother will help you find out what type he likes."

Jiang Yan: "Brother Ye, my good brother!"

Chen Xiaye: "Brother Ye, my good brother!"

It was getting late, Si Han exhausted his energy in the swimming pool of his home, returned to his room, and just after taking a shower, he heard the familiar ding-dong sound from his mobile phone.

Generally speaking, Si Han's cell phone seldom rang when he got home from get off work.

But these two days are obviously special because he met a chatty mermaid.

Song Xingye: "Friend, are you asleep yet?"

Si Han: "No, I just finished swimming."

Song Xingye: "Ahhhhhhh!"

Go fuck and find out what type Si Han likes!Song Xingye just wanted to swim [-] laps in Si Han's swimming pool!

Song Xingye: "I have reason to suspect that you did it on purpose."

Si Han: "Sorry."

Song Xingye: "Hand over your home address."

Si Han: "I have family."

Well, Song Xingye has this kind of personality, and he is used to talking loudly.

Song Xingye: "How old are you? Why aren't you married yet? How did you do it? Don't your family urge you to get married?"

It's been a long time.

Si Han: "30 years old, there is no need to get married,?, reminder."

Song Xingye: "30 years old!!!"

Si Han: "Yes."

Song Xingye seemed to hear the shattered boy's heart.

Sorry, he quickly switched the window and reported the situation to his brothers.

City A four handsome (4)

Song Xingye: "@All Members! The beautiful male mermaid is 30 years old this year. He is a mature Bai Fumei. You are out of action."

Qin Shaofan: "Fart! There is no such thing as a 30-year-old unmarried mermaid!"

Chen Xiaye: "Song Gou lied to me again! Remember it!"

Song Xingye: "Why doesn't it exist?"

Jiang Yan: "Silly Xingzi, a mature mermaid has a estrus period. After the age of 20, there will be different frequencies of estrus every year. It will be very uncomfortable if there is no partner around, unless..."

Song Xingye held his breath: "Unless what?"

Jiang Yan: "He has a fixed partner."

Song Xingye breathed a sigh of relief: "It may be like this! This mermaid's family is very rich, so focus on it."

So it's normal not to want to get married, isn't it? .

Chen Xiaye: "I am willing to marry into Bai Fumei's house."

Qin Shaofan: "I am willing to be Bai Fumei's servant."

Song Xingye switched back to talking to Si Han: "Brother Han, are you willing to accept someone who is poorer than you?"

After talking about not receiving news from Song Xingye after the age of 30, Si Han thought that the other party had age prejudice.

result……

"Is this question of reference value to you?" If Si Han remembered correctly, the other party once said that he didn't like men.

Song Xingye thought, not for me, but for my brothers.

However, the mermaid is really difficult to deal with, and it is as slippery as a tail when encountering questions that it does not want to answer.

It's too different from their pure man's thinking.

Song Xingye: "What do you usually do at night?"

It’s also great to start with hobbies!

Si Han: "Take care of work, watch videos occasionally."

Song Xingye: "Marvel series? Suspense and thriller?"

Si Han: "I haven't watched it, most of them watch documentaries."

Song Xingye: "Is it particularly difficult to chase you?"

Si Han: "It is said to be."

Song Xingye: "A more private question, if the mermaid doesn't want to get married, can she find a permanent bed partner?"

Si Han raised his eyebrows, and replied: "I don't advocate it, if the other party has evil intentions, you will be miserable."

Song Xingye: "What kind of tragedy?"

Si Han: "It's worse than being sold to an old man."

Song Xingye shuddered wildly, his tail wagging in the water: "The last question, I'll go to sleep after I ask it."

Si Han: "Tell me."

Song Xingye: "Well, do you think we are friends now?"

Si Han held the phone and didn't answer for a long time.

First, he has no shortage of friends, nor does he need friends like Song Xingye.

Second, it's not that Si Han is discriminating against sex, he really doesn't like mermaids.

Third, it is nonsense for an unmarried man to be friends with an unmarried mermaid.

It doesn't mean that because of his good family background, his eyes are higher than the top, Si Han himself has this kind of personality, including his own parents, and the boundaries are also drawn very clearly.

However, Si Han was somewhat patient with this mermaid who helped him.

Si Han: "Rest early, good night."

Song Xingye: "Good night!"

If the bathtub was not too narrow, Song Xingye would have just wanted to sleep in the bathtub.

Anyway, after becoming a mermaid, you don't have to worry about your skin getting wrinkled when soaked in water. Instead, your skin will become smoother and more delicate due to the changes in your body.

It is said that mermaids are good-looking. In fact, it is not that they are good-looking at the beginning, but that after successful differentiation, there is a two-year metamorphosis cycle.

At the mature stage of 20 years old, the mermaid's appearance and physical fitness reach the peak, and she is ready to give birth to a little mermaid.

Song Xingye looked in the mirror before going to bed, and felt that he was handsome enough without changing.

After lying down on the bed, his feet started to feel uncomfortable again. Song Xingye got up and took out a bunch of money-burning mermaid supplies and wiped it on himself.

The non-scented type is okay, I hope I won't be smelled when I go out to rub the crayfish tomorrow, Song Xingye thought.

But the place where crayfish is eaten smells like crayfish, not to mention just applying a care cream, even if it is sprayed with Liushen toilet water, those wastes who only see food in their eyes may not be able to smell it.

When Song Xingye was about to fall asleep in a daze, he thought, what does Brother Han mean?

Whether it was the mermaid's implicitness or the tactful refusal, I couldn't tell the difference.

Difficult.

It actually rained the next day. Song Xingye lay on the window sill of his room, watching the pouring rain, his heart bursting with joy: "It's so cool."

His mother's roar came from outside the door: "Zai Zai, close the window!"

Song Xingye then retracted his head and closed the window.

Then lie on the bed and send a message to Si Han: "Brother Han, it's raining heavily, are you happy?"

Si Han knew that mermaids like water, so when he saw the heavy rain outside the window, he was very proud of himself: "It's pretty good."

Song Xingye: "After the heavy rain, it's time to change the water in your pool, right?"

Si Han: "..."

Facing a mermaid who cared so much about his pond, he couldn't bear it.

Song Xingye: "If the rain stops at night, I will go out to eat crayfish with my friends. Do you think they will recognize me as a mermaid? ps: My friends are all stinky men."

Si Han: "Just in case, it's best not to go."

Song Xingye: "I will take the inhibitor and go home immediately if something happens."

Si Han frowned, not wanting to persuade him any more.

The sudden heavy rain stopped before noon.

Song Xingye stayed at home until five o'clock, told the family, and went out on a skateboard.

To tell you a bad thing, Song Xingye used to be a hip-hop youth, and he liked to wear hip-hop clothes.

However, when he opened the closet today, he had terrible doubts about his own aesthetics. What kind of mess is this closet?

Finally, I picked out a set of light-colored and refreshing clothes, and went out simply, even giving up my favorite skull baseball cap.

What kind of change is this?

Thinking hard.

provoke.

When I came to People's Square where the young skateboarders gathered, a group of master skaters were skating. Song Xingye stayed by the side, thinking about the past but not wanting to.

In the end, he decided to stay where he was and wait for his friends.

When Jiang Yan came, he looked for his wild brother directly among the crowd flying around.

Because his wild brother must be the brightest star in the crowd.

However, after searching for a long time today, I couldn't find it, and finally saw his wild brother who was as quiet as a chicken in a corner!

Jiang Yan stepped on the board and flew over: "Xingzi!"

Qin Shaofan and Chen Xiaye also came later: "What are you two doing here? Hatching eggs?"

Song Xingye: "The 37° weather is too hot for me. Let's go. Let's drink with Papa Xing."

Although everyone felt puzzled, they had no opinion.

Chen Xiaye said: "Daddy Drinking Star! You are so rich!"

Only then did Song Xingye remember: "If you don't tell me, I really forgot. I spent a lot of money recently, and I don't have money to drink Star Papa."

The footsteps of Papa Xing were blocked by funds, and the group of four could only move to other small shops.

Anyway, what to drink is not to drink, as long as there is air conditioning.

Jiang Yan took a sip of the cold drink: "Ah, drinking ice in summer is happiness!"

Qin Shaofan kicked Song Xingye's foot: "How is the news about that male mermaid you know? Brothers are still waiting for your introduction?"

Song Xingye's feet were sensitive, and after being kicked to death by Qin Shaofan, his face turned red, and he almost cried out.

"Speak as you speak, if you kick me again, I will lose my face."

Chen Xiaye looked sideways: "Fuck, my wild brother swelled up after meeting the unmarried mermaid."

Jiang Yan bit the straw: "Isn't it? I used to kick it casually."

Song Xingye: "Screw your big fart, when can I kick it casually?"

"Okay, okay, let's talk about the mermaid!" Qin Shaofan knocked on the table.

Song Xingye sighed: "First of all, he is hard to chase. Secondly, he likes people with depth. What is a person with depth? At least those of us who play skateboards and watch Marvel, he doesn't like him."

Jiang Yan: "Then why is he willing to chat with you?"

Song Xingye pondered for a moment: "Probably because of my WeChat avatar."

Everyone immediately opened WeChat and clicked on Song Xingye's profile picture before realizing: "Bah! Shameless!"

Going to the snack street to rub crayfish a little later, Chen Xiaye kept staring at Song Xingye's feet, and was slapped by Song Xingye: "What are you looking at?"

Chen Xiaye: "Look at why you are so gentle today?"

In the past, I wished I could put my feet on the table, or even on a chair.

Following Chen Xiaye's speech, the crowd also noticed Song Xingye's feet, and he stayed in a regular manner, without crossing his legs or stepping on the chair: "Huh? What's wrong with you?"

Song Xingye said vaguely, "I feel a little uncomfortable in my legs."

Everyone is a mindless person, and a few prevarications will pass.

The four buddies ate crayfish and suggested, "Why don't we go to see Su Yunyu's new movie?"

Song Xingye was a loyal fan of Su Yunyu before he became a mermaid. He wanted to watch this movie for a long time, and if he didn't watch it, it would be taken off the shelves.

"Go! Go!"

This movie has been in theaters for a while, and the ten o'clock show in the evening has a proper joint ticket.

Song Xingye was sitting next to the stranger. The stranger next to the stranger was very annoying, and he kept hitting on the stranger next to him.

Song Xingye turned his head and took a look. He was indeed good-looking, but beeping if he refused would be too much.

"Hey, come and sit with me." Xiao Song, who was sympathetic to the fragrance and jade, patted his brother's arm and made a suggestion.

After Si Lu sat down, he regretted going to the movies alone, and the people next to him were so annoying, but fortunately, there was a very handsome little brother who switched places with him.

"Thank you."

"You're welcome."

After Song Xingye sat down, Wang Zhi cast a contemptuous glance at the unqualified wretched man, and shook his fist by the way.

Qin Shaofan turned his head and found that his wild brother was gone, replaced by a beautiful little brother: "What's going on?"

Si Lu found that they were together, and said in a low voice, "A man has been harassing me just now, and your friend asked me to change places with him."

Qin Shaofan understood in seconds: "Oh, then you can sit here without worry, no one dares to harass you." He pointed to the two tall young men next door: "They are all my brothers."

Si Lu smiled: "Well, thank you."

Not to mention, all four of them are awesome coaches.

The author has something to say: explain to some friends who have misunderstood the background: Mermaids are very precious, and they are popular at any age. Brother Ye didn't want to register for nothing else, just because he couldn't accept it, so there was a lot of inner drama. Find all kinds of reasons for yourself not to register, but sooner or later you will register.