don't move my fish tail

don't move my fish tail

A thousand peaks and a crane

2019.8.13

As a northerner, every year from June to September, when the rain floods, Song Xingye will feel comfortable and happy.

No, City A has entered the rainiest month of the year again, and Song Xingye is so happy that he can't help but invite his friends to go swimming in the swimming pool every now and then.

On this day, Song Xingye didn't have an appointment, so he stayed in the swimming pool by himself until late at night.

When he was taking a shower in the locker room of the museum, he felt his feet itchy and reddened when he scratched them with his hands, which was painful and uncomfortable.

"Fuck, it's not a trick, right?" Song Xingye cursed.

Be aware that catching an infectious disease in a swimming pool is nothing new.

With that in mind, Song Xingye didn't even bother to take a shower, so he quickly put on his clothes and went home.

Song Xingye returned home, and before he had time to search for his symptoms on the Internet, he felt that his feet were extremely uncomfortable. The skin he scratched before was hot and painful. After careful observation, there were signs of cracks, as if something was growing inside. Like coming out.

It's really creepy.

Song Xingye, who hadn't had a physiology class for two years, didn't realize that this was a sign of mermaid differentiation, and only thought that he was really sick.

But now it's so late, it's not easy to go to the hospital.

Song Xingye resisted the discomfort from his feet, put a bathtub of cold water in, soaked himself in the cold water, and found that it could relieve the discomfort on his feet.

At the same time, I sent a message to my friend Jiang Yan who also likes swimming: "Yanzi, don't go to the swimming pool we often go to, it's poisonous."

Jiang Yan: "What do you mean?"

Song Xingye: "Brother, I was recruited, it seems to be infected with an infectious disease."

Jiang Yan: "Damn?"

Stunned, he was swimming there yesterday too!

Song Xingye: "Really, if you don't believe me, I'll take a photo for you to see."

After sending the message, Song Xingye turned on the camera, ready to show his brother the red pimple on his leg, and by the way, ask someone to go to the hospital to have it checked.

It turned out that his legs were gone.

"Damn..." Song Xingye was dumbfounded: "Fuck, shit, shit!"

Four consecutive troughs, the shock is clearly explained.

Song Xingye's legs were gone in the fish tank, and only a fish tail appeared in front of his eyes.

Beautiful big fish tail!

Pure white, fingernail-sized scales, with a pearly luster, under the light, it seems to be able to see seven brilliant colors.

Beautiful and holy, pure, beautiful and mysterious, isn't Song Xingye's favorite type when he was a man?

But now, he himself has become the love fish of his dreams!

What a fuck.

Song Xingye's whole body, oh no, the whole fish was shocked.

Before, every boy and girl who were still waiting to be differentiated had a crazy physiology class.

It describes in detail the differences between mermaids and pure humans, as well as precautions.

Song Xingye felt that he must be a pure human being since he was sensible. He took physiology class seriously for no other reason than to take care of his future mermaid partner.

Sure enough, in that year, all the mermaids around him who should be split have split, but he is still a pure man.

Song Xingye breathed a sigh of relief while taking it for granted.

It's just that he didn't expect that on the day of his 20th birthday, God gave him a fish tail.

Ahhhhh!

The three views are shattered!

Jiang Yan: "Xingzi, are you okay?"

After waiting for so long without replying to the message, Jiang Yan was afraid that his buddy had been poisoned and died.

Song Xingye flew over with a panicked voice: "I'm stupid! My leg!"

Jiang Yan: "Don't hold on, go to the hospital!"

The news has been interrupted so far.

Jiang Yan was afraid that his brother would become the first case of being infected with the X virus and die immediately, so he hurriedly called: "Should I call 120 for you?"

Song Xingye: "No, no need..."

Jiang Yan: "Aren't you scaring me, kid? KK Swimming Pool is one of the best swimming pools in our city, and it's so easy for you to get infected... Tell me, have you done something bad!"

Song Xingye: "Can I not take you if I do something bad?"

Jiang Yan: "That's true."

Song Xingye: "But I'm really not poisoned."

Jiang Yan: "Are you human?"

Song Xingye: "Sorry, I made you a false alarm, go do your homework."

Jiang Yan spat and hung up the phone.

The plump white flower-shaped tail swayed gently in the water, like a beautiful and delicate flared skirt... If Song Xingye had seen such a beautiful fish tail before, Song Xingye had no doubt that this was the most beautiful tail he had ever seen!he can!

However, at this moment, the tail was growing on him, which was very embarrassing.

Song Xingye not only didn't want to blow rainbow farts, but was very depressed.

He is obviously a sunny, cheerful and handsome handsome guy, why did he suddenly become a beautiful male mermaid who can give birth to little mermaids?

This unscientific.

20 years old to differentiate.

Proper heresy.

Can't say it.

Be tight-lipped about the mermaid.

Song Xingye did not hesitate to choose to conceal the fact that he was a mermaid, because his gang of shameless friends flocked to mermaids.

If he knew that he was a mermaid, he might say that the fat water should not flow to outsiders.

This is something to think about.

There is another thing worth thinking about - mermaid daily necessities.

Such as tail cream, inhibitors, soothing agents, etc. In short, there are many things that mermaids use.

It's too expensive to vomit blood.

Song Xingye thought that all his pocket money would be spent on that tail in the future, so he wanted to scream to the sky, ah - I don't deserve it!

In fact, spending money is not the point, the point is that the clerk of the nearby mermaid supplies store is very gossip.

If Song Xingye went, his mother would know immediately and ask him if he was ruining someone else's daughter.

Therefore, you can't go to the nearby mermaid supply store.

If you want to say which store is least worried about being gossip, then it must be the most prosperous business district in their city.

After much deliberation, Song Xingye decided to go to that place to buy it secretly, and then hide the things in his backpack, so that he could never leave the bag ever since.

Mermaid differentiation for the first time will bring certain sequelae to the body.

Song Xingye stayed in the fish tank until his tail turned back into his legs. He was tired and sleepy. Fortunately, the bathroom was in his room, and his parents usually wouldn't come in if they had nothing to do.

The next morning, while his parents were out for work, Song Xingye sneaked into his parents' room, opened his mother's cosmetics drawer, and saw a drawer full of mermaid tail cream.

Song Xingye's mother, as a mermaid who loves beauty, has a variety of skin care products on the dressing table.

If it weren't for the words on the bottles and cans, Song Xingye would never know which bottle was put on his tail and which one was put on his face.

In order not to let his mother see the difference, Song Xingye, with his extravagant temperament, was unprecedentedly careful, squeezed out a small amount of essence, and dug out a small amount of tail cream.

After doing this, it really works, and the burning feeling on the legs is gone immediately.

Song Xingye rummaged around, "Where's the moisturizing spray?"

It was already noon when he went out.

Mom and Dad don't come back for dinner.

Love each other as a family (3)

Hua Yanyan: Cub, eat by yourself.

Hua Yanyan: [red envelope]

Song Xingye: Got it, let's go out to eat.

Song Yixing: Going out to eat on such a hot day?Can't you just stay at home for two days?

Song Xingye: Mom——

Hua Yanyan: I give him a red envelope just to let him go out to eat. Is it interesting for a boy to stay at home all day?

What a delightful scene.

Song Xingye withdrew from the WeChat group, turned on the air conditioner in the back seat of the taxi, and leisurely searched for things to buy later.

There are these single mermaid communities, but Song Xingye can't enter the private area with his original purely human male account, and can only browse in some public forums.

#What will happen to the 20-year-old mermaid who has not found the person she likes#

This post with a sharp title immediately caught Song Xingye's attention. He clicked in and saw a screen full of straight male cancer speeches, urging everyone to find a partner quickly, don't be too picky or you will suffer.

Pooh.

Song Xingye thought to himself, for a wretched man who came out to post this kind of post, even if the mermaid lowered the standard of mate selection, he would not look for you.

Song Xingye, who was rushing to go shopping at the Mermaid Supplies Store, didn't realize that he was also a mermaid who was about to choose a mate.

The Niubi business district is not very far from his home, about [-] kilometers away.

The driver master roamed the city for half an hour and finally arrived.

Today's weather was 35°, Song Xingye put on his hat, and he could still feel the sun poisoning his skin, giving him an unprecedented burning sensation.

Always remind him that he is now a rare mermaid who is said to be N times weaker than a pure human.

To be honest, it takes a certain amount of courage to step in when a man with an A is standing in front of a pink mermaid store.

After all, in Song Xingye's perception, he, Dashuai Song, stepped here for the sole purpose of buying things for his partner, not for himself.

Just when Song Xingye was hesitating, a tall figure walked past him and pushed open the glass door of the Mermaid Supplies Store.

Song Xingye was stunned by this height, and then quickly followed, and the two entered the store one after the other.

"Thank you." Song Xingye said something to him.

The man nodded to him and walked away.

Song Xingye bit the bullet and followed, not for any other reason, but because this buddy was a head taller than him, which made him feel like a bosom friend.

Of course you will say that people may buy things for their partners.

But Song Xingye thought, with such a good-looking appearance and such an elegant temperament, he couldn't possibly be a stinky man.

Only mermaids.

Secondly, the other party shuttled through the store familiarly, feeling like a regular customer of the mermaid supplies store.

If it was before, Song Xingye would not have dared to talk to others, because mermaids are sensitive by nature and would be more reserved in front of strangers.

If you strike up a conversation rashly, you might hurt the other person's delicate heart.

But today is not what it used to be, he is also a mermaid now, sigh.

With an extremely complicated mood, Song Xingye stepped forward and said, "Hello, can you introduce me to some mermaid supplies?"

Si Han heard someone talking, glanced slightly, and said, "There are shopping guides in the shop."

Although Song Xingye was careless, he was quite shy: "I will feel uncomfortable if the gender is different."

Si Han was a little speechless when he heard this, because his family was in the business of mermaid supplies, and the products that Song Xingye painted on his body were all from his family, and he could smell them at the door.

In terms of gender difference, he and this mermaid are gender differences.

"What do you want to buy?" After thinking about it, Si Han agreed to the mermaid's request.

Song Xingye: "I need the most basic suit, that... because I'm still a student and don't have much money, I hope you can recommend some affordable ones."

Si Han nodded: "Use it yourself or give it away?"

Song Xingye was shy for a while, and put a thin layer on himself: "Hey, I bought it for my brother."

Si Han nodded, picked up the small basket, and took the guests to pick up the goods.

The shopping guides in the store were dumbfounded, and they couldn't believe that the boss actually picked up the goods for the customers himself.

Si Han chose a summer set that was the most popular in the store recently, and it was an unscented type: "This is a water cream set, do you know how to use it?"

Song Xingye: "I know."

After speaking, my face turned red.

Taking a peek at Si Han's face, he didn't seem surprised, he was indeed the radar among mermaids, cough.

There are many types of moisturizing sprays in the store, and they are cost-effective, and the price is not cheap. Si Han stood in front of the shelf and thought for a while.

"Do you want a repair mask?" After taking the moisturizing spray, Si Han took Song Xingye to the leg mask area: "There is moisturizing, whitening, soothing, and redness removal."

Song Xingye felt dizzy for a while, and was even more sure that Si Han was a mermaid, otherwise how could he be so clear?

"Is this expensive?"

Si Han glanced at him: "Fortunately, there are discounts."

Song Xingye: "Really? How much discount?"

Si Han took a box of replenishing water and a box of soothing: "These two types can be discounted by [-]."

Song Xingye was overjoyed: "Thirty percent off is okay."

Next, he picked a lot of miscellaneous things, and the basket was full, and Si Han helped him take it to pay: "I have a membership card, I will pay first, and then you will give me the money."

Song Xingye: "Okay, thank you."

You can earn points for buying things in specialty stores, no accumulation of nothing.

Si Han walked to the cash register: "Get 3% off, and then swipe my card."

The clerks were stunned, and they had to swipe the boss's card for a discount of [-]%. Where did this account come from?

But they are just ordinary shop assistants, since the boss said so, they will do so.

"Ok."

After payment, the goods were sorted and packed into three bags.

Si Han gave the receipt to Song Xingye, and Song Xingye quickly took out his phone: "Thank you very much, let's add a WeChat, I will forward it to you."

Si Han paused, showing hesitation.

"My name is Song Xingye, the star of the stars, the wild of the field." Song Xingye said, "You are so kind. I especially like you who have a good temperament and a kind heart."

As he spoke, he showed his QR code business card.

Seeing this, Si Han swallowed his rejection again, took out his phone and scanned the other party.

But in fact, it is not a good thing to have a relationship with a mermaid who seems to be unmarried.

First, every single unmarried mermaid will have some admirers, and Si Han doesn't want to be someone's imaginary enemy.

Second, compared to other people's enthusiasm for mermaids, Si Han doesn't think there is anything unusual about mermaids, but thinks mermaids are spoiled and difficult to take care of.

As for why he helped this strange mermaid, it was probably because the other person seemed to be a mermaid from a poor family.

Moreover, the other party deliberately concealed the identity of the mermaid. Although the concealment was not very clever, it was undeniable that many mermaids from poor families would use their own identity advantages to obtain benefits.

It was rare for Si Han not to feel disgusted when he suddenly encountered a silly poor fish.

Before leaving, I also reminded others: "Don't apply scented care cream in the future."

Song Xingye, who was carrying a bunch of mermaid supplies, had red ears.

"Well, thanks for the reminder." Then he raised his arm and smelled himself, but he didn't find any smell.

At this time, the words "I'm not worthy" whizzed past Song Xingye's heart again.