live in jail [interstellar]

Qiao Mobai squatted on the ground, covered his ears, and closed his eyes tightly. After a long time, he quietly felt his limbs, his arms were still feeling, and his legs were still in place.

The man on the ground quietly opened his eyes and looked up, the dark circular hole was aimed at his head.

"Uh?"

"It's beyond my expectation that the prisoners in the Lion Prison are so timid. Get up."

Ye Xi put away the weapon in his hand, sat on his sofa again, and looked at the strange prisoner in front of him: "I am very curious about you, until my curiosity disappears, no one will know that you are here. "

Someone who had stood up from the ground twitched the corners of his mouth and showed her a dumbfounding expression: "Thank you."

Sitting on her sofa with one buttocks, she lay down and rolled a few times after she was not satisfied, and sat up again after completely calming her frightened heart: "Ms. Ye, are you curious enough?"

"It's over! As soon as the anchor said this, I knew that Miss Xingji would suffer."

"The anchor who was frightened one second, is ready to take revenge the next second."

"Hahahahaha, Ms. Ye will soon say that she is not curious anymore, not at all."

In the mobile live broadcast room, the audience who watched the live broadcast throughout the whole process were already familiar with the routine of the anchor.

Too bad the aliens don't understand this.

Ye Xi leaned on the back of the sofa, her eyes fell on Qiao Mobai with only one meaning: "Watch your performance."

"Ms. Ye, there is a saying in my hometown called Reciprocity, which means that when I promise to help you do one thing, you also have to do one thing for me." The face of the earthling on the sofa raised a fox-like smile.

Looking directly at the other party with bright eyes, he raised his chin proudly, "If I can satisfy your curiosity, then you have to do one thing for me, otherwise you should shoot."

Anyway, there were no bullets in her gun, it was rare for Qiao Mobai to speak so loudly.

"can."

The man who was sitting on the sofa at an angle had a gleam of scheming in his eyes, "Ms. Ye, let me tell you a story about One Thousand and One Nights."

"Damn it! The anchor chicken thief!"

"After the story of One Thousand and One Nights is finished, Miss Xingji can be directly brainwashed by the host to become the number one fan of Xingji."

"The anchor is shameless!"

Qiao Mobai took down his phone, caught a glimpse of those shameless comments, and hummed, "Your contempt is worthless!"

When this high-cold interstellar man sees his abilities, he will definitely cry and call him big brother.

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An hour later, Qiao Mobai's mouth was dry, and he looked at the arrogant interstellar lady with his tongue out of breath: "Miss, can you give me some water, why can't you move the expression on your face?"

All the prisoners in the prison will be whitewashed once they are hit by his ability to talk.

But this one in front of her, her black heart is white, but with the expression on her face, Qiao Mobai really wants to raise the binoculars in her hand to see if this guy has facial paralysis.

Ye Xi, who had been paralyzed for a long time and remained indifferent, got up from the sofa and went into the kitchen to pour water for him.

On the sofa, Qiao Mobai, who had collapsed there, jumped up instantly, with a mobile phone in one hand and a binoculars in the other, and walked out the door without looking back.

In the kitchen, Ye Xi turned his back to the direction of the door, and calmly took out a water glass from the cabinet. When the sound of running footsteps sounded behind him, the people in the kitchen didn't pay attention at all.

A glass of clear water was filled and brought out, and the light body walked towards the door.

Behind the door, a figure who couldn't open the door was standing there holding a strange object in his hand, "Look, this is a doorknob made of Metasequoia. Metasequoia is often used in construction, sheet materials, and papermaking... "

After finishing a long speech, Qiao Mobai held up his mobile phone and turned around as if nothing had happened. He glanced at the person standing behind him, blinked, and naturally took a few steps forward to catch the water glass in her hand: "Finally, there is water to drink Now, when you went to pour water just now, my spirit body wanted to see your house, so I introduced your doorknob to it."

"This is my mental body, and it's a little smaller than your giraffe."

After Qiao Mobai finished speaking, he still didn't forget to hand the phone in front of her, "You can say hello to it, it can understand human language."

Ye Xi lowered his head and looked at the small thing that was only the size of a palm.

"Hello Miss!"

"Hello Miss!"

"Miss, you are so handsome!"

"Miss is actually a colonel, that's so cool!"

A group of viewers boasted about rainbow farts in the comment area.

"What does this mean?" Ye Xi pointed to the three words "too cool", but didn't understand.

Qiao Mobai glanced at his comment, "It means that if you can become a colonel, you must be very good. It's all a compliment."

A smile flashed across Ye Xi's pale face for the first time, "There are 32 colonels in the Star Alliance, and I am the only female."

Her achievements are obvious to all across the stars.

"you are awesome!"

Being able to take the position of colonel, and with her appearance that could collapse at any time, is indeed very unexpected.

Probably because he boasted too sincerely, Ye Xi's attitude towards him was much more relaxed than before. As the sunlight outside gradually sank, Qiao Mobai turned his head to look at the window more and more times.

He has been out for half a day, and Xia Gan will find himself missing even if he is obsessed with work. If he thinks that he has run away or reported him, no matter what the result is, it will be a bad thing for him.

"Missing your friend?"

"Yeah, he must be worried and trying to kill me."

After Qiao Mobai finished speaking, he realized what he had exposed, and turned his head to stare at Ye Xi with squinted eyes.

Ye Xi: "You can go."

"Really?" A certain person was used to being lied to, and he couldn't believe it.

"If you don't want to go, you can."

Qiao Mobai jumped up from the sofa, picked up his things with a silly smile: "Then you are welcome, I will come to see you again when I have a chance!"

Just kidding, next time he will definitely not save people casually.

Putting on the binoculars, Qiao Mo left the three-story villa without looking back.

Standing on the grass, looking up at the sun that has not completely disappeared in the sky, I couldn't help sighing: "This Ms. Ye is more terrifying than Zeng Dong, I almost thought I was going to confess here today."

The most frightening thing is that, as a person with a huge spiritual body, she doesn't care about her ability to speak out!

Qiao Mobai trotted all the way back to Xia Gan's villa, the door on the first floor was closed, Qiao Mobai pushed back a few steps, stood on the grass at the door and looked towards the balcony on the second floor; "Xia Gan! No, no! Open the door for me."

"Click." With a sound, the door opened.

The 1.2-meter robot Feifei stood behind the door, looking at Qiao Mobai with those peach-hearted eyes: "Wow, the guest, you still remember to come back, you turned Feifei's lunch into dinner, it's great."

"Where's your master?" Qiao Mobai pushed his head away from the way, and walked directly to the second floor.

"Master has left for two and a half hours to find you."

Those who ran up to the second floor saw that it was empty and there was no one there.

Qiao Mobai ran downstairs again: "Then can you contact your master and ask him to come back?"

"Feifei can't do it, the master didn't give me a way to contact me."

"..."

What if you go out for a trip and find yourself about to become an interstellar orphan?Qiao Mobai stood in the two-storey villa of Xia Gan's family, seriously and rigorously considering this issue.

One minute later, Qiao Mobai took Feifei to the second floor together, and asked the other party to open a door called the guest room for him. After confirming that there were beds and daily necessities inside, Qiao Mobai stayed directly.

Turning off the mobile phone with only one-third of its battery remaining, Qiao Mobai found a bathrobe from the closet, took a bath for himself, and ate a re-made dinner.

Everything was done, lying in the middle of that unfamiliar soft bed, Qiao Mobai looked at the ceiling without square lights and monitoring, and suffered from insomnia for the first time.

The person who couldn't sleep after tossing and turning took out the terminal passcode he had snatched, and opened it to log in to the star network. The bold headline with red letters on the top was still his anonymous post.

Qiao Mobai looked at the row of red characters, and unconsciously clicked on it, and when he opened it, overwhelming replies came out.

Dragging all the way to the last page, I saw that the tourist named Xiaofeng Wanyue was still answering tourists' questions in the middle of the night.

Qiao Mo quickly opened the dialog box with him: "My dear, I will give you one last chance. If you ignore me, you will lose me!" Then he chose to send.

The earthling who had done all this looked at the four big characters of the anonymous landlord from the corner of his eye, and couldn't help muttering: "I don't know if Brother Wen will be angry when I leave, and he won't think that I deliberately concealed it and told Xia Elope? Zhou Quan must be furious."

Zhou Quan was more than angry. The prisoner in Room [-] of Area [-] of the Lion Prison was going through the temporary three-day release procedure today.

Zhou Quan was folding his usual clothes neatly, and after folding, he threw the clothes in his hands on Wen Jiuhuai's face, and sat on the side of the bed dangling his legs; "What do you think Mo Bai is doing now?"

"Should be sleeping." Wen Jiuhuai took off the clothes on his face, and answered his question with no joy on his face.

"What if he likes Xia Gan?" Thinking of that possibility, Zhou Quan was so angry that he wanted to kill Xia Gan, but Mo Bai would also be sad.

Hearing this, the person who was folding clothes stood up straight and looked at his spiritual body, "Be quiet, Mobai won't know."

"it is good!"

On the second floor of Xiagan Villa, Qiao Mobai suddenly shivered. The person on the bed looked around in the darkness, closed the star net silently, pulled the quilt over his head, and fell asleep.

In the middle of the night, the door of the villa on the second floor was opened, and a drunken figure staggered up to the second floor.

Feifei from the charging area on the first floor heard the voice and came out, and the machine eye saw the man's appearance clearly in the darkness: "It's the master's guest again."

The guest went up to the second floor, pushed open the guest room where he usually stayed, and crawled to his bed reeking of alcohol.

Qiao Mobai, who was sleeping under the quilt, suddenly felt the side of the bed sinking suddenly in his sleep, and then a huge thing crawled towards him.

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The plot of this chapter has been written several times and I still feel very dissatisfied.

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This month is coming to an end, and I only stayed at home for one day. I was on a business trip at the end of last month until the middle of this month. After a day off, someone at home experienced cancer, so I asked for leave and rushed to another strange city. I stayed for 20 days. Staying in the intensive care unit every day feels chaotic, and I don't know what tomorrow will be like every day.

I suspect that the failure to write is because I was not given a stool with a back in the intensive care unit!

Good night!come on!

Don't think that the author will stop updating just because of her complaints, that's impossible, we have to believe that tomorrow will be better.

Thanks to the little angels who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution~

Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:

5 bottles of Lele; 1 bottle of Shang Jiuxiao;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!