live in jail [interstellar]

"Well, I just saw you going to jump off the building from a distance. I didn't mean to lie."

Qiao Mobai quietly took a few steps back, trying to escape from the scene of the car accident while the other party was not paying attention.

"This is the work card in the Lion Prison. The Lion Prison is 320 seven kilometers away. Are you a fugitive from the Lion Prison?" Ye Xi glanced at the work card in his hand, and touched his background with just one glance. Clearly.

"Excuse me, I'm just passing by, hahahahahaha, passing by." Qiao Mo ran out without looking back, joking, this woman's eyes are like X-rays, if she stays here, she still doesn't know how she will die.

"stop!"

The woman's voice came from behind, Qiao Mobai pretended not to hear it, and still ran out resolutely. When he ran, he was a little cautious. He didn't go straight to Xia Gan's small villa, but ran in the opposite direction.

A giraffe with a height of six meters and a weight of one ton appeared behind him. Qiao Mobai felt the ground under his feet tremble.

Looking back, a spotted giraffe opened its mouth at him.

"day!"

How could he run like this, Qiao Mobai stopped suddenly, letting the huge giraffe surround him.

Turning around halfway again, the woman who could be blown down by the wind still floated towards Qiao Mobai with her pale body that could fall down at any time, her godless eyes fell on him He paused.

"I was just talking nonsense just now. The robots in the Lion Prison often develop some stupid things to do things. I just didn't expect this bunch of rubbish to be so stupid that they can't even look at living people."

Qiao Mobai rolled her eyes, looked at the contempt for the Lion Prison in her words, and couldn't help but look forward to it: "Since you hate the people in the Lion Prison so much, why don't we just pretend we haven't seen them?

What do you think I am here for?In order to save you, in order to prevent a young woman in the interstellar world from losing her life like this, I even disregarded my status as a fugitive, for the sake of saving your life, let me live again, what? ? "

"That's right, what area are the prisoners in the Lion Prison?"

Ye Xi's expression remained unchanged, and it was impossible to tell from the surface whether she wanted to let him go, or arrest him and throw him back in prison.

"Number three..." Qiao Mobai did not forget to lie to her even though he was downcast.

"Not too bad."

Ye Xi's voice was too low, and Qiao Mobai couldn't hear clearly what she was waiting for with her ears pricked up.

"Go by yourself, or do you want it to take you?" Ye Xi walked back a few steps, didn't hear the footsteps behind him, turned to look at him, and spoke in a flat tone, but the meaning of the threat in the words still made Qiao Mo feel dizzy Numb.

He secretly rolled his eyes at her back, and obediently followed.

The two returned to the small villa on the third floor, the door was open, and Qiao Mobai squinted at the giraffe walking behind him, "Ma'am, can I ask how you let it come out of such a small room just now?" of?"

The door of this room can only allow two adults to pass side by side at most, and it is impossible for a six-meter-high giraffe to come in and out at will.

As soon as the words fell, the giraffe with super long legs had already stepped over his head, and Qiao Mobai's head passed directly under the opponent's stomach.

Then I saw that the wall next to the door was directly unfolded and cut into countless plates, and all objects on the entire wall, threshold, windows, and windows automatically shrunk into the ground.

A huge house has only three walls, and the huge giraffe can walk into the three-story villa without any obstacles. The room is just enough for it to stand comfortably in it, and its head can be relaxed. Open the roof door.

All the plates that had shrunk to the ground gathered together again, and soon the door was still the same door, and the villa was still the same villa, except that there was an extra six-meter-tall giraffe inside.

It was exactly the same as what he saw with the binoculars just now.

Qiao Mobai: "... I lost to your technology!"

"Come in, I'm very interested in the lie you just told."

Ye Xi took the initiative to open the door and motioned for him to come in.

Qiao Mobai looked at the door, walking heavily with the illusion of being caught by Zeng Dong and was about to be beaten. When he recovered, he was already sitting on the soft sofa.

"Being able to escape from the Lion Prison, you must have a lot of skills. Let me repeat what you just said about the Alliance Medical Department."

Qiao Mobai sat on the soft sofa that made people want to lie on it, and looked up at the layout of the room around him. It was clean and bright, but the owner of the room looked like he hadn't eaten for three days.

Hearing the other party's question, Qiao Mobai subconsciously wanted to introduce the audio that he had posted on the star network to the other party, thinking that this person had seen a real person, and he would definitely hear his voice when he turned on the audio.

Is it better to be treated as a fugitive, or to be treated as a savior and sliced ​​up.

The two answers quickly made Qiao Mobai make a decision, with the tails of his eyes raised, and his black eyes blinking innocently: "I'm just talking casually. I don't know if the alliance has a medical department. You should know my opinion." People who are imprisoned in the lion prison must be for some reason."

Ye Xi lowered his eyes, blinked his right eye in a flat tone, and the personal address book appeared on the living room floor; "Since you are useless, as a member of the alliance, I have the duty to send the fugitives back to prison."

Half of the earthling who was lying softly on the sofa, his eyes were red immediately, he lowered his head and reached out to rub his eyeballs fiercely, the painful tears fell down, and then he raised his head: "Sister, please let me go, I just They are all lying to you, please don’t tell my family that I also picked up this job card.”

Qiao Mobai sobbed, and put Zeng Dong's work card on the coffee table and pushed it in front of the other party; "My friend brought me here for vacation, and he said that there is a very beautiful villa here that hasn't been lived in for a long time. As long as we quietly, No one will know about this matter, please let me go, I will never dare to do it again next time!"

Ye Xi glanced at the work card, and without changing his eyes, he directly clicked on a certain number in his address book.

Qiao Mobai's sharp eyes saw that the number was written as the administrator of the Lion Prison, and he went over decisively to grab her palm, with tears in his sore eye sockets, he looked up at the silent lady on the sofa with teary eyes : "I really didn't lie this time, I really didn't mean it! If you don't want to see me, I'll go now! Okay!"

He showed the face of being caught by the teacher after climbing the wall for the first time in school, and looked at this interstellar man as innocently as he wanted.

"You..." It was the first time Ye Xi saw someone lying so naturally, if it wasn't because his heartbeat never fluctuated from the beginning to the end, I'm afraid she would really believe his lies.

"Beep! Beep!"

"Someone is looking for you, let me hide first!" Qiao Mobai stood up quickly, and quickly climbed the stairs to the second floor.

Standing on the steps on the second floor, the door outside the villa was also pushed open.

Ye Xi sat on the sofa without moving, but turned to look at the person coming.

It was a very handsome young man, wearing a blue suit. The work card on the right chest was very similar to the one on the coffee table in front of Ye Xi.

"Sissy, are you ready?"

"I won't do the surgery, that's my answer."

Ye Xi stood up, blocked the other party's line of sight, and at the same time picked up the work card on the table, and stuffed it deep into the sofa.

"Xixi, don't be willful. If you don't have an operation and give up your hard work for so many years, is it worth it?" Lu Chuyun walked in front of her, looked at the pale and lifeless face, and stroked her cheek with distress .

The rough feel in the palm of his hand caused a flash of impatience in his eyes, and he sat sideways beside her and hugged her shoulders, "Xixi, let's not be willful, don't you want to marry me? Originally, my parents agreed with us As for the marriage, as long as you have performed the surgery to expel the spirit body, our wedding date will be as usual."

"You have been an orphan since you were a child, and my parents like you so much. As long as you nod your head and agree, you will have a new family next month. Even if it is for me, promise?"

"Ah, cut!" Someone squatting on the second floor sneezed, and couldn't help looking down, the eight white teeth gleaming with dazzling light.

"Second sister, is this my future second brother-in-law?"

Qiao Mobai came down from the second floor, unbuttoned the top button of his collar, and went downstairs with a cynical smile on his face.

Walking up to the guy with a little white face, he narrowed his eyes and looked him up and down, curling his lips in disgust: "Second sister, if you find this kind of second brother-in-law who only has appearance but no connotation, the family will not agree. , if you want to inherit the 20 billion property that my father gave you, it's better to break up with this kind of person as soon as possible."

Lu Chuyun's face turned purple, staring at this inexplicable stranger, and looked at Ye Xi vigilantly: "Xixi, who is this man? Why did he appear in your house!"

Qiao Mobai fell down with a smile, hooked Ye Xi's shoulders, and stretched out his hand generously to him, "Hello, my name is Wen Shiba, this is my second sister. When I was young, a servant was instigated by outsiders to take her away." The second sister who was just born, our family has never given up on the second sister for so many years, so the old man asked me to come and take her back as soon as I found my father."

Lu Chuyun looked at that face, looking at Ye Xi who was not struggling in the opponent's arms, stretched out his hand to hold the opponent with a blank mind: "Your surname is Wen? Which Wen family is it?"

The palm in mid-air held him firmly, and the man smiled brightly, "Is there a second Wenjia in the interstellar world?"

He purposely made his words ambiguous, just to make this guy elusive about his identity.

Sure enough, although Lu Chuyun had doubts about him, the people with higher interests wanted to seize even a one-in-a-thousand chance.

"Yes, yes, I was wrong. Why didn't you tell me about Mr. Wen Xixi?" Lu Chuyun looked down at his girlfriend, a little dissatisfied with her intention to hide such an important matter.

"My second sister, she can't bear you. You have a wealth like yours and a family. To be honest, our family will never accept a door-to-door son-in-law like you, but the second sister said that she has been in love with you for so long, and she can't bear it. She is my daughter. Second sister, she is the person our family has been looking for for so many years, and she will spoil her, but..."

When Qiao Mobai said this, he glanced at the little boy hesitantly.

Being treated like a door-to-door son-in-law, Lu Chuyun's face turned from white to red and then blue, and he was interrupted before he could refute: "Forget it, it's useless to tell you, I will deal with this matter." Persuade my second sister well, now this is my family's private time, you can go."

From just now, Lu Chuyun, who stood up inexplicably, was being taught the whole process, and every time he wanted to speak, the person interrupted what he wanted to say as if he had noticed it in advance.

"Go back, I won't agree to the operation." Ye Xi, who had been silent all this time, spoke, but the content drove Lu Chuyun crazy, and she didn't even help herself.

Could it be that she is really from the Wen family?Seeing that he is about to rise to the top?So you look down on yourself?

"Sir, you should go."

Qiao Mobai crossed his legs, and warned him with arrogant and rude eyes that this kind of selfish male earth has an 8080 mediation program, and for a long time there are all kinds of strange things.

He once sat on the sofa with Ms. Liu on countless Sunday nights, and asked Ms. Liu countless times why she has such a special hobby. Did Comrade Qiao make a mistake again, or was it discovered that he stole beer? Yes, to be tortured like this.

Every time, Ms. Liu pointed to the dog-like male pig feet on TV and told him that when looking for a man, you must keep your eyes open, and you must move quickly when you encounter such a man, or you will be sucked blood if you are entangled. In addition, let him remember that when a man becomes like this, he will be shouted and beaten by everyone.

It's good to be anything, except that you can't be a scumbag who deceives other people's feelings. In the next life, a scumbag will become a pedal and be stepped on for a lifetime.

I have to say that in order to prevent her son from deceiving others with his face, Ms. Liu really looked for opportunities from all aspects to teach him how to behave.

Therefore, Lu Chuyun's routine is completely nothing in his eyes.

Lu Chuyun was angry again, for the sake of the other party's surname Wen, he could only grit his teeth, slam the door shut and walk away with heavy steps.

As soon as he left, Qiao Mobai quickly took off his arm, which was about to have nowhere to rest: "Let me explain to you first, I didn't mean to eat your tofu just now, and I only like men, so you must not eat your tofu just because of this." If you fall in love with me even a little thing, I will not be responsible to you."

"I understand, but you'd better explain it carefully, escaped from the Lion Prison? A well-meaning person passing by? A thief on vacation with friends? A boy named Shiba? Which one of these is your real identity, or are you both?" no."

A small black weapon silently pressed against Qiao Mobai's waist. The lady on the sofa looked at the surprised face, slowly raised the corners of her mouth, stood up and raised the weapon in her hand and moved it up a little bit, finally pointing at the Zhang said a lot of words; "Now I give you ten seconds, if you answer wrong, this mouth may lose its owner."

"So I helped you scumbag just now, didn't it do any good?"

Ye Xi thought for a while, then shook her head: "I'm ready to break up with him today, the result will be the same whether you go downstairs or not." She did not agree to Lu Chuyun's request from the beginning to the end.

A certain person sighed speechlessly, and squatted on the ground like a fool, "Forget it, just pretend that I don't know people well, you can beat or kill as you like."

"boom!"

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