live in jail [interstellar]

Qiao Mobai pulled the quilt off his head, opened his eyes and looked at that.

A white, huge figure was falling towards him.

"Damn!" The person who was half of his body still under the quilt suddenly lifted his foot and kicked it out.

"what!"

Pang Da's abdomen suffered a huge blow, the fat on his stomach was bouncing, and his plump body leaned back involuntarily.

The edge of the bed could not support his body, and soon Qiao Mobai heard a series of screams and muffled groans.

"Snapped!"

All the lights in the guest room were turned on by the person who was still on the bed. Qiao Mobai hugged the quilt tightly and carefully got up to look at the foot of the bed.

A fat, ball-like human body, with its back facing up and its face down, lying on the ground with its belly covered and its face humming.

"Xia Gan? Did you go out to inflate yourself?" Qiao Mobai couldn't see his face, thinking that this was Xia Gan's villa, and there would be no one around here now.

But...Qiao Mobai raised his foot and kicked the person who was still lying on his stomach; "You have a good disguise, but you dare to crawl on my bed in the middle of the night, you want to die, don't you!"

After getting out of prison, Qiao Mobai still dared to miss his own butt, so he stepped on his body like fat pork: "Hurry up, get out!"

He rushed out in the middle of the night, half his life was almost frightened to death.

"Woo..." Fat Da covered his kicked stomach, sucked in the cold air in pain, and a string of bright red blood flowed down the bridge of his tall nose.

The person who tried to turn over and lay on the ground on his back looked at the person beside the bed with narrow eyes: "Xia Gan, who are you... who are you?"

The complaining words stopped halfway on that completely unfamiliar face, and the man who was in pain all over his body in the last second got up flexibly in the next second, and moved closer to see Qiao Mobai's appearance clearly.

A foot stretched out in front of him, aiming at his stomach threateningly; "Stay away!"

Qiao Mobai spoke.

Pang Da took two steps back, and wiped the blood flowing under his nose: "You are not Xia Gan! Who are you! Do you know who Lao Zi is? Dare to kick me! I will make you unable to survive in the main star tomorrow!"

"I also want to ask this question, why does Xia Gan have friends with all kinds of cats and pigs." Qiao Mobai's face was even uglier than him.

Hearing the sound of Fei Fei climbing up downstairs, he politely knocked on the door, and after making sure that the humans inside were all awake, he slowly opened the door and walked in: "Two guests, there is only one guest room at home, please wait until the master comes home. Before, don’t destroy other people’s belongings.”

Two eyes frozen into knives were passed to it.

"Ah! Such scary eyes, Feifei is so scary, good night, guest."

The robot that ran away after being reminded completely let go of it.

The two of them were interrupted by it, and finally figured out the situation in front of them.

"My name is Qiao Mobai. I'm Xia Gan's friend. He let me live in the house."

"My name is Pang Da, and I am also Xia Gan's friend. This house...hehe, we are all the same."

Hearing that Xia Gan asked him to come and live with this person, Pang Da showed an embarrassed smile on his fat face that could barely see his eyes.

When Xia Gan bought the house, he followed him to see it a few times, and every time he was unhappy outside, Pang Da quietly ran over to live there for a few days to relax.

Xia Gan didn't know about it yet.

Qiao Mobai hugged the quilt and pointed to the door over there: "In this case, first come, first come first, this room is mine now, you go out." After speaking, there was a look of disgust on his face.

The fat man didn't know how much alcohol he drank in the middle of the night, and within a short while, his room was filled with the stench of alcohol.

"But I usually live in this room."

Pang Da pointed to the bed standing under his feet. If people came first, shouldn't he be the one who came first?

"Have you ever eaten at the restaurant?" Qiao Mobai didn't answer his question directly, but asked a completely unrelated topic.

"Have eaten."

"When you were eating, after the guests at the table in front left, you sat down and started to eat. At this time, they came back and said that they came first, they used that table first, and now I want you to give it to them, will you let me?"

"Fart! Why should I give it up to them! Let them continue to queue!"

Qiao Mobai stood on the bed, looked at the other party with a smile, and said briskly, "Are you sure? Don't think about it?"

"Don't think about it! Anyone who dares to let me give up my position, I'll beat him!" Pang Da raised his bread-sized fist as a signal.

"Very well, so this room belonged to you yesterday, that was yesterday, and now it belongs to me, why do you think I should give it up to a guest from yesterday?"

Fat Da: "..."

The obese body was politely invited out, and Pang Da standing outside the guest room was full of the simple question just now.

But it was such a simple question that made him lose the room to sleep tonight.

Touching the blood under his nose with his fleshy palm, Pang Da came down from the second floor and tried to put his body on the three-seater sofa.

"Guest, your weight is very unhealthy, and if you insist on sitting, the sofa will become unhealthy."

Feifei stood in the corner, watching that if she didn't speak, the sofa at home would be artificially murdered.

The man who had just sat on the sofa jumped up again, and walked out with a sigh; "I'm going to go home now, the sofa is still fine."

Pang Da’s home is not far away. It takes only 15 minutes to take the aircraft and turn left to see a stretch of villas. The aircraft is parked in the driveway, and a fat body is squeezed out of the driver’s seat.

The beaten abdomen rubbed against the car door fiercely, "Damn the aircraft, why can't those thin people in the alliance consider the fat people."

This is already the largest model among small aircraft, but with its weight, it is still difficult to get in and out every time.

Wiping the hot sweat from his forehead, Pan Da walked towards one of the doors with heavy steps.

During the short 10-minute journey, he was covered in sweat, "Ji Ren, pour me a glass of ice water."

Pang Da pushed open the door, and asked the domestic robot to pour water for him as soon as he opened his mouth.

Sitting on the extra-large sofa at home, Pang Da lay on it, drank three glasses of ice water in one breath, and his brain soaked in alcohol finally woke up.

What happened in Xiagan Villa just now flashed before my eyes again, "That's not right."

Fat Da slapped his thigh and stared at the water glass on the table: "That kid has been in the Lion Prison for several years! It's because of this that I dare to live there all the time! How could this kid know Xia Gan!"

Thinking of being cheated, Pang Da couldn't help but want to stand up and ask him to settle the score.

Outside the door, a series of footsteps came, and three tall figures came in together. When the three saw Pang Da sitting on the sofa in the living room, a flash of surprise flashed in their eyes, and then they walked towards each other with playful smiles on their faces.

"Pang Da, get up, your body is crushing my books."

Pang Da bent down and touched the back, his fingers touched a paper thing, he pulled it out and handed it to the other party: "Here."

The young man moved away, not picking up the book that was crushed by his fat body: "I want you to get up, this sofa belongs to us!"

There were three similar-looking faces with the same mocking smiles.

Surrounded by three people on the sofa, Pang Da heard that he stood up silently and was about to give up his seat to the three of them when he suddenly thought of the question just now.

The raised body suddenly sat down again, looking up with eyes squeezed into thin lines by the flesh, "Have you ever gone to the restaurant for dinner?"

The three of Fat Ming were stunned, frowning and glaring at the dead fat man; "Have you been fooled by alcohol? What's the problem?"

The person on the sofa sat firmly on it, "Don't worry about it, as long as you answer my question, I will give up the sofa."

"Just eat it, get up." Fat Ming said impatiently.

Hearing the same answer as himself, Pang Da had a smile on his face, and looked at his three brothers; "You go to the restaurant to eat, after the guests at the table in front left, you sat down, when you were halfway through eating , The guest came back again and asked you to give him the seat."

"Because he was sitting on this table just now and came before you, will you let me in now?"

The three brothers looked at each other, and a thought flashed through their minds at the same time: "Pang Da is crazy."

"No, who dares to let me give up my position, let him try!" Fat Ming said from the bottom of his heart.

People in the fat family, even if they look different, are the same inside.

"Brother, you are so smart, so it's a thing before that you sat on this sofa before, why should I give it to you now?"

In a word, with a confused face, Pang Da stood up from the sofa calmly, and patted the shoulders of his three younger brothers; "I don't understand such a simple truth. I suspect that you were admitted to the university for the exam."

After speaking, he walked away, and ran towards the direction of the aircraft when he went out, directly chose the direction, and went straight to Xia Gan's villa.

That night, Qiao Mobai always slept restlessly, and always had the illusion that he was about to face a catastrophe.

When he woke up in the morning to the sound of the robot calling, the human on the bed opened his black eyes and looked at the back of the diligent robot's head in the room.

"Guest, it's 45:[-] in the morning, and you have slept for seven and a half hours in total. As an adult, your sleep time is completely enough for your daily use."

"Now the customer wants to shave your head. As a robot, you have no hair and it will not hinder your use at all!"

"No!!!"

"late."

As the first sleep escaped from prison, it was disturbed, and its behavior is absolutely unforgivable.

Qiao Mobai grabbed the robot Feifei, opened the live broadcast with his fingers, and faced the camera with a ferocious smile: "Show everyone, why do you want to shave the robot!"

The viewers who received the reminder that the anchor was online early in the morning were stimulated by the picture in front of them as soon as they entered the live broadcast room.

"The host is cruel!"

"Feifei is so cute, how did you do it, the host!"

"Condemn the behavior of the anchor, love the robot, everyone is responsible."

Facing the accusation, Qiao Mobai resisted the heavy pressure and shaved the robot's smooth short hair into the Mediterranean.

The author has something to say: Fei Fei: Dear viewers, your behavior of laughing at the Mediterranean Sea will seriously affect my mental health.

Zeng Dong: Robot, where did you get your heart?Thanks to the little angels who voted for me or irrigated nutrient solution~

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