live in jail [interstellar]

"I won't leave, do you have a way!" Gabriel didn't dare to be stuffed with socks anymore, and he dared not forget what happened that night in his life.

"I have a solution, it depends on your performance."

Qiao Mobai had just been figuring out Black Heart Mian for a few days, and just happened to lack an experimental subject. The most perfect experiment in the entire prison was right in front of his eyes. If he missed this opportunity, he was afraid that he would wake up crying in the middle of the night.

"Then you teach me!" Gabriel couldn't move because his hands and feet were bound, so he could only stretch his head forward, wanting to rub him to show his friendliness.

"It's not convenient here, I'll take you to a special place."

There are surveillance cameras and recordings in his room, and what he says will be heard by the prison guards. When Qiao Mobai untied the ropes on Gabriel’s hands and feet, his brain was quickly deleting which places in the prison would not be monitored and suitable for him. Use it with Gabriel for errands.

In the early morning in No. 11 area, it was clear and cold. At the same time as the door of No. [-] cell opened, the door of No. [-] and No. [-] cell in the distance also opened at the same time. As if it had been agreed, five figures stepped out of the door at the same time.

"Little cutie, my waist hurts so much. Did you do a lot of strange things to me last night while I was asleep?" Gabriel rubbed her slender waist that was about to break, and walked away complaining. Behind Qiao Mobai, the two came out of Cell No. [-] together.

"Even if I don't do anything about your waist, it should be broken."

Someone pulled him out angrily, and closed the door behind him.

Raising his head, three pairs of resentful eyes stared at him.

"Hey!" Early in the morning, three lifeless and frustrated faces suddenly appeared in front of him, even Qiao Mobai was startled, and fell backward uncontrollably.

Gabriel stood behind him with his arms around his slender waist, and was hit by someone unprepared, followed closely by the unsteady man, his hands struggling in mid-air, trying to grab something.

When the door of the room that was not closed just now was hit by two forces together, the spring in the crack of the door immediately jumped open.

Qiao Mobai looked at the ceiling above, gave up saving himself and closed his eyes.

The moment I closed my eyes, three hands stretched out and grabbed Qiao Mobai who was about to fall.

"Boom!"

The sound of heavy objects falling to the ground pierced through, and the earthlings with their eyes closed were extremely puzzled.

He obviously fell down, why doesn't it hurt at all?

Doubt made him couldn't help opening his eyes, looking at himself hanging in mid-air, and then at the three pairs of arms holding him.

Zhou Quan: "Mo Bai, are you okay?"

Wen Jiuhuai: "I'll support you."

Wild Mastiff: "Why are you with Gabriel?"

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..." Gabori, whose head and buttocks all fell on the marble floor, was lying on the ground with his limbs spread out, looking at Qiao Mobai who was supported by three people above him: " Cutie! I want to break up with you!"

Qiao Mobai: "..." When did he have a friendly relationship with him?

"Woo..." Gabriel cried even more sadly.

As the only guide in the interstellar world, he has been supported since he was discovered. All the prisoners in the prison greet him with a smile and wait for his treatment.

Only cutie, not only won't let him be treated, but also look down on him, and even rob him of his man! ! !

The more Gabori thought about it, the angrier he became. Without waiting for anyone to help him, he got up from the ground and stood in front of Qiao Mobai aggressively; "Say! What's your name, I won't call you cute again!" Already!"

"It's all because he didn't give himself a name. He can only call him such an intimate name."

Facing the threat, the earthlings flicked the non-existent dust between their fingers: "Oh, then do you still want to know the problem you are treating?"

Gabori's face turned from red to blue to white, and under the gaze of four pairs of eyes, he choked out a word: "Think!"

The two stood at the door of Cell No. [-], talking to each other without paying attention to others.

It was only after they had discussed things that they remembered the three extra people on the side.

"Why did you all come out? It's a meeting."

Qiao Mobai looked at Zhou Quan and the two of them, as well as the barren mastiff that looked like a giant tower.

"Mobai, I'll take you to see the flowers. I know there are some beautiful flowers on the mountain behind the prison." After Zhou Quan finished speaking, he took Qiao Mobai's arm and stood beside him intimately. Squeeze out a little bit.

Huang Mastiff mentioned what happened last time: "You said, you will help me again."

Wen Jiuhuai didn't say a word, he just squeezed Gabori out a little more, then a little more, and finally managed to stand behind Qiao Mobai, in a vaguely protective posture, Zhou Quan stood on the left and pulled Holding Qiao Mobai's arm, the two watched him closely.

The unsuspecting earthman twitched his mouth in embarrassment when he remembered the agreement between himself and the wild mastiff. This matter had long been forgotten by him.

As for Zhou Quan who was expecting him to see the flowers, and Gabori who was just angry.The three people here all need themselves, Joe, Wu □, the corner of Bai's mouth raised a brilliant arc.

"How about a few of us doing a group SPA treatment together?"

Everyone: "..."

Five minutes later, in an abandoned passageway, five people were sitting together, feet to feet, knees to knees, looking at Qiao Mobai in the center.

As a spa treatment guide, Qiao Mobai looked into those four pairs of eyes. The instinct of a professional guide made him raise his head and chest, coughed a few times and then looked around: "What I want to talk about today, everyone of you must understand." Secrecy, in order to ensure that everyone keeps this promise, you first swear."

"What does swearing mean?" Zhou Quan was the first to raise his hand and asked curiously.

"To swear is to bet what you care about most, and if you lose, you lose it."

This simple version of the explanation made the four aliens quickly understand it.

Huang Mastiff was the first to raise his hand, staring at Qiao Mobai and swearing: "If I reveal everything that happened today, I will lose you."

"Wait a moment!"

The earthling who was tricked immediately raised his hand to interrupt this guy's nonsense, and reiterated: "Everyone, this oath must be gambled with what you already have now, and I can't count it!"

The audience in the live broadcast room of the mobile phone that had been turned off collectively typed the words hahahaha.

"The oath of the wild mastiff is over!"

"I always thought that NO.11 was a simple-faced and honest person, but he turned out to be a natural black!"

"Hahahaha, the anchor failed at the first oath."

"Be careful, reward the host with a thousand Ice Cokes. Don't worry, the host, I always feel that there is a big trick coming up."

Sure enough, Huang Mastiff was asked to change his oath on the spot, and only a pair of eyes occasionally flashed a few confused lights on his expressionless face.

"Ignore you for now, let's talk about it after you think it over, who else?" Qiao Mobai jumped over the wild mastiff, signaling to the other three that they could speak as soon as possible if they had something to say.

"I!"

Gabori quickly raised his hand, and looked proudly at the other people's hard thinking: "I know what to say! If I reveal today's secret, I will lose everyone's love!"

"Yes! That's right! That's it!" When Qiao Mobai was pleasantly surprised, he did not forget to pat him on the shoulder vigorously, expressing that his leading role was very good.

With his lead and the content of the oath, Zhou Quan soon came up with his own oath.

After he finished speaking, Huang Mastiff also came up with a new oath. After everyone finished speaking, Qiao Mobai looked at the only one in the audience who didn't speak and didn't cooperate. "Brother Wen? Why don't you come with one?"

"I don't have to participate, I don't want to lose anything or anyone." Wen Jiuhuai shook his head, stood up from the ground and was about to leave.

"Forget it, you and Zhou Quan are alone."

"Why!" Gabriel gritted his teeth, he didn't want to let it go, he swore on his most important things.

"I swear by his mental body, otherwise you, as well as the wild mastiff, will take out your spiritual body, let it speak human words, and swear by others!"

In a word, Gabriel, who just cried a lot, pouted his mouth aggrieved, wanted to say but dared not say, the cutie is too fierce, not cute at all!

Led by the unlovable Qiao Mobai, the SPA course hosted by the people on earth finally officially started.

Outside the abandoned passage, Zeng Dong stood on the upturned brick with a calm expression on his face.

"Zeng Dong, you won't go the wrong way again, right? The passage here is abandoned." A Gou passed by and saw his colleague standing in front of the abandoned passage again, thinking of the last time he took cell No. [-] to walk here. It took a long time to reach the ground, and immediately ran over to stop the other party.

"I forgot." The black-clothed prison guard raised his foot, stepped back the raised brick and flattened it, his cold voice was clean and without any emotion; "You take me to the right passage."

"Hey, I'll take you there, it's strange, why do you always forget these things, why don't you find a time to repair the program."

Fortunately, this kind of low-level mistake was only discovered by him in the prison. If it was discovered by other colleagues, Zeng Dong might have to report it and then repair it.

It is said that the people above often like to update the program after maintenance. Once, the prison guard in the second area was updated with the wrong program, and he went crazy and made a mess in the basement, and even broke a cup of him.

The two prison guards in black gradually walked away with Agou's voice. Ten meters below the flattened brick, the SPA treatment between the earth and the aliens was continuing.

One morning, when Qiao Mobai talked so dry that he almost vomited blood again, he finally noticed a special change in the four aliens in front of him.

Among the four people, Wen Jiuhuai's black-hearted cotton was the most serious, followed by Zhou Quan, followed by Huang Mastiff's black-hearted cotton.

These three people were brainwashed by their own fairy tales and dozens of short stories about the king of fairy tales, and the color of the black heart cotton on their bodies changed from black to gray.

Compared with these three people, Qiao Mobai was a little shocked by the state of Gabriel who was sitting opposite Qiao Mobai at the moment.

"This alien who engages in pyramid schemes seems to have some real skills!"

The author has something to say: ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah, I have been traveling with my computer recently, and I almost finished writing the manuscript at night. ! !The hotel has no way to repair the computer, so I can only borrow the computer from my colleagues and start writing again! ! ! ! !Thanks to the little angels who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution~

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