live in jail [interstellar]

Gabriel, who was originally pure black and pure black, now sits cross-legged among the five people, like a luminous body, pure white, matching his clothes, and his clean face, even the forehead covered by Qiao Mo The red seal printed in vain makes people look at it with pity.

At the beginning, Zhou Quan was still listening to the fairy tales and fell drowsily on Wen Jiuhuai. Gradually, the person with his eyes closed seemed to sense something. He opened his eyes and looked in the direction of Gabriel, but there was nothing he could do just by looking at him. Close your eyes.

Surrounded by five people, three heads soon turned in the same direction.

Qiao Mobai felt that this guy was too lethal at a glance, and quickly took out the live broadcast mobile phone from his coat pocket: "Guys, please help me explain it with scientific theories. Now just telling stories can make plastic surgery?"

"Come downstairs, I can't explain it."

"Let's go downstairs, I also give up."

"Can I ask the anchor to tell me fairy tales every day! Although I can already recite these stories fluently, but for this cosmetic effect, I can listen to them [-] times!"

The audience in the live broadcast room, from Gabriel getting up in the morning and being hit on the head by a stinky sock, to the few of them being fooled by the anchor into this dirty and abandoned passage.

Every pair of eyes never moved away from the screen, so Gabor, who was sitting directly opposite the anchor, seemed to be polished by an invisible God, and became another person visible to the naked eye.

"It's over, looking at Gabriel's face, I have now become his number one fan, the kind of die-hard fan!"

"Me too, he looks like an angel."

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"Let's go, let's form a team!"

A group of people never expected that they would discover a new beauty artifact through a live broadcast.

Qiao Mobai, who was holding up his mobile phone and waiting for the audience to give him a scientific explanation, was dumbfounded.

Is it the same for the audience this year, or has he been away from the earth for too long, and his brain waves have already merged with the people of the earth?

"Everyone, are you ignoring my question on purpose? If you do this again, I will turn off the live broadcast." In order to keep up with the brainwaves of the people on Earth, Qiao Mobai had to use his trump card.

"Don't turn off the host!!"

"Don't turn it off!!!"

"Quickly, some big guy will explain, what's going on with Gabriel's situation!!"

"We are not talented enough to learn! It's not that we don't help the anchor, it's really that we can't help."

"Let's talk later." Qiao Mobai looked at the angelic Gabriel, put the phone in his pocket, stood up from the passageway, and said, "Papapapa."

The three big ear scrapers twitched towards the back of their heads, and the three people who almost fell on Gabriel's body immediately regained consciousness from their dazed eyes.

"Ah, it hurts so much!" Zhou Quan covered his head, his consciousness suddenly went from dazed to extra sober.

The other two also came to their senses, and three pairs of puzzled eyes came over.

"Little brothers, your resistance is a bit weak."

Qiao Mobai shook his head, and pointed to Gabriel over there, "He looks like him. I haven't seen a thousand, but I have seen a hundred. There are thousands of pictures of beauties and men in my mobile phone. I can see them." The kind you have nosebleeds, his kind is weak in my eyes."

At any rate, he is also someone who has experienced the glorious era of the entertainment industry. Every day, the hottest idols and male stars are listed on the headlines. In addition, plastic surgery is well developed. As a guide of a travel agency, Qiao Mobai has seen countless beauties and handsome men. Well, Gabriel's level at most makes him sigh, this pyramid scheme is thrown into the crew for filming, and there is no need to polish the board.

As for other thoughts... The earthling lifted Gabriel's chin, turned his head to the left and right a few times, then shook his head in distaste: "It looks really ordinary."

At most, he has a better temperament, but when he called someone cute, Qiao Mobai always automatically ignored his appearance with his unscrupulous posture.

"But..." Wen Jiuhuai wanted to explain the situation just now.

"Gabriel opened his eyes, I'll show you something else."

Qiao Mobai interrupted Wen Jiuhuai's words, and after opening Gabriel's eyes, which had been closed all the time, he took out his mobile phone and opened his photo album.

"Come on, let me show you."

There is a pair of brothers and sisters next door to his house. The older one is two years older than him, and the younger sister is only eight years old this year. She has to change her idol every three months. The little girl took it secretly, used his mobile phone to search for the latest news of idols, and also saved the photos, and kept them in the future to print them out when she had money.

Over the past few years, the idols I have been obsessed with have changed countless times. Apart from filling up the memory of Qiao Mobai's mobile phone, I have never printed a single photo. The reason is that she is still young, and if she falls in love now, she will be opposed by her vicious brother. .

In order not to let the idols fall in love, she can only hold back her heartbeat and look at the photos on her mobile phone for a while.

Opening the album, countless photos of beautiful men popped up, with yellow, white, green and pink hair, each with white and tender meat, the four aliens couldn't believe their eyes for a while.

"What are these?" Gabori opened his eyes wide, looking at the boy on the small screen.

"These are treasures."

There was a strange smile on the face of the earthling who sells Amway in the fan circle, and he conveniently sent out the GIFs of the most perfect moments of the idols saved by the little girl next door.

All of a sudden, the four aliens in the abandoned passage looked even more enthusiastic.

Zhou Quan looked at the flying figure, "Is he in mid-air? Where is his aircraft? Has your planet developed an invisibility device?"

"His clothes are so long, they look good." Gabriel held his face, imagining that he would be no worse than this person in this long dress.

Qiao Mobai glanced at the screen of the mobile phone, and now there is a moving picture of a popular male star's Xianxia drama. The posture, so that several aliens do not want to look away after seeing it.

"Mobai, who is he?"

Wen Jiuhuai looked away from the photo, wanting to find out who this person is.

"Friend, don't think about it, he won't take a fancy to you." Qiao Mobai patted him on the shoulder, telling him to give up the thoughts in his head.

This male star is a straight straight man at first glance. Even if he really likes a man, he will not be with an alien.

"..." Wen Jiuhuai calmed down, imitating his posture just now, and tapped lightly on the screen with his finger.

After the man in the fairy clothes left just now, the next picture is a brand new face, and there are two men.

"I want to wear this dress too, where can I buy it!!!"

Gabriel grabbed the phone excitedly, wishing he could put his eyeballs on it.

The photo I saw this time showed two men wearing long black clothes and walking out of a dark passage. The figure walking side by side made Huang Mastiff, who had been silent all this time, couldn't help but say: "They are doing What?"

"One of these two people is a foreign god, and the other is a foreign underworld official."

Four pairs of curious baby eyes looked at him, wanting him to say more.

"It was a general who killed many, many people. In the end, the king thought he had too much power and let him die. After he died, he became a god because he killed too many people during his lifetime, and lived in this world forever."

"The underworld means that after people die, they will meet an existence called the underworld organization. They will score you according to the behavior you did during your lifetime. People who have done a lot of good deeds can continue to be reborn as human beings after death, and those who have done many bad things in the underworld. People will let you reincarnate into food."

"Everything he said was recorded. Find someone to find out, where did the Qiao family look for it?" In the deepest part of the ground, the old man on crutches sat in the dark, and the screen on the table kept playing Qiao Mobai at this moment. Every word spoken.

The black-clothed black-eyed robot standing in the corner accepted the task, got up and went out to investigate all this.

In the room, the old man was still playing back the recording.

"Killing too many people can live forever? There is such a strange place in the interstellar world, where people become food after death? What kind of place is this? Why did the Qiao family send such a person to the Lion Prison."

No one heard the old man's muttering, and the recording was played repeatedly, even the fairy tale that Qiao Mobai used for spa treatment at the beginning was not let go.

In the outside world, the black-clothed robot who took orders quickly changed his outfit and left the Lion Prison. The casual brown coat and black eyes made it impossible for outsiders to distinguish whether he was a robot or an ordinary human from his appearance.

After getting away from the range of the Lion Prison, the number of vehicles on the road gradually increased, and the noisy and noisy, the unique group life world of human beings came into view.

"Damn it, I will kill you today!"

Next to the black vehicle, a fat figure got in from the vehicle, chasing a fat mouse, complaining non-stop, chasing the mouse and trying to trample it to death.

"Squeak! Squeak!" The mouse got into the traffic and quickly disappeared, but the fat figure was not disturbed at all, as if the other party was hiding anywhere, he could search for it immediately.

The black vehicle drove away from the funny scene, all the way to the destination this time, the things that the fat figure did happened countless times on the road, every time the human beings in this city passed in front of those people, their faces were full of smiles. expressions of disgust and horror.

These images were collected by the pair of black machine eyes, and made into data and sent to the superior.

Deep underground in the prison, the old man who was listening to Qiao Mobai's fairy tale looked at the picture sent back from the top of the screen: "These people are all trash!"

Obviously they can have such a special existence, such a powerful existence, but they don't know how to train them, but they don't know how to use them, they just want to destroy them!What a waste!

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