live in jail [interstellar]

The colleagues in the monitoring station stared at the bouncing figure in the camera with cold eyes, and their thin lips slightly raised: "Are you idle?"

Agou immediately stood up straight, picked up his favorite coffee, and poured it all into his mouth with his head raised. The hot coffee tortured the robot's sensitive tongue. He whimpered and put down the teacup with the puppy pattern: "I'm going to patrol !"

It was not until he got on the elevator and left the basement that Ah Gou dared to stick out his tongue: "Ahhh, it's so hot! It hurts!"

"Ding!" The elevator door made a sound and stopped on the 32nd floor.

The man with his tongue sticking out like a dog covered his mouth with his hands and looked at his colleague standing outside the elevator door.

Xifeng glanced at his colleagues in the elevator, and stepped into the elevator with the smell of tobacco all over his body.

The elevator doors closed again, Ah Gou clutched his scalded tongue, and stared tearfully at the back of his colleague in front of him.

"Have you been bullied by Zeng Dong again?" The person in front of him was watching the number jumping on the elevator. He obviously didn't look back, but it was as if he had eyes behind him. He didn't need to look back to know what was going on with that guy.

"He didn't bully me, but my tongue was accidentally burned by coffee."

Although his colleague was a bit fierce, Ah Gou still explained it seriously.

Xifeng calmly snuffed out the cigarette between his fingers, spit out a long white cigarette, turned around in Ah Gou's tearful eyes, took off his palm that covered his lips, and slipped his slender fingers that smelled of smoke through the gap. To plug in, to open, to expand.

The scalded tongue shrank timidly in the mouth, and the tall figure covered it. The edge of the index finger in the mouth flicked the tongue that refused to come out. Xifeng raised his eyebrows: "Stick out the tongue."

"I'll make up for it." With a vague voice, his tongue involuntarily touched the other person's fingers while speaking, and Ah Gou tilted his head back, wanting him to take out his fingers.

The back of his head was blocked by a hand, which prevented him from leaning back, and turned into an expression of raising his head and opening his mouth.

"Tsk, are you seducing me?"

"I... woo..."

Five minutes later, the elevator door reopened. Ah Gou stood behind Xifeng with his head down. The corner of the mouth of the person in front of him was raised, and he got out of the elevator with ease, and went to patrol the No. 5 area.

Behind him, Ah Gou raised his head. At this moment, his eyes were red, and his mouth was also red. When he returned to patrol in area [-], he even found a mask to wear on his face.

"Is this the latest fashion out there?" Butch, holding scissors in his hand, was coming out of his cell in the studio. Seeing that Agou had an extra mask on his outfit today, he dragged his chin and said that this style match is also very good , a black suit, with a white mask, and red eye makeup. It is best to dye the hair color again. Agou’s hairstyle is a bit of a failure. Everyone can show a special sense of beauty.

"Brother, let's make some masks too, I just found inspiration from Agou!"

There is nothing more exciting than making new clothes. Butch quickly knocked on the door of Blow next door, "Brother, let's make some masks too. I just found inspiration from Agou!"

"You draw a blueprint first, and I'll finish this suit first." Blow didn't lift his head, stepped on the sewing machine under his feet, pressed his fingers on the edge of the fabric, and sewed quickly.

The two brothers are obsessed with making clothes and don't care about the outside world at all.

Gabriel came out of the No. 2 cell next door. For the first time, the button of the white robe was buttoned neatly from top to bottom. He came out of the No. [-] area and entered the No. [-] area without looking sideways.

Under the night, a lonely figure stood at the door of Cell No. [-], "Little cutie, are you asleep yet?"

"Little cutie, open the door for me."

In Cell No. [-], after Qiao Mobai scolded Zeng Dong, he lay down and continued to sleep again, but this time he seemed to have a dream.

In the dream, I became Little Red Riding Hood, and there was a big bad wolf squatting at the door, shouting "Little Red Riding Hood, open the door!"

"Little Red Riding Hood, don't think you're not at home!"

The person trapped in the single bed tried his best to shrink his body into a ball, but no matter how he shrunk, the voice of the big bad wolf chased him like a magic sound piercing his brain.

Qiao Mobai tried his best to open the glued eyes, the magic voice next to his ear was still screaming, listening carefully, the source of the sound was actually at the door of his room.

The earthling whose sleep was disturbed, gritted his teeth and took out the wooden stick hidden under his bed, and opened the door aggressively. After meeting those blue eyes, he finally made sure that he had been killed by a big gray in his dreams. Who is the guy that the wolf is chasing after.

"Okay, you can rest in peace!" The solid wood was knocked down, and Gabriel fell down before he could say a word.

Qiao Mobai threw away the stick, dragged the big bad wolf into the room, found his own socks and stuffed them into his mouth, tied his hands and feet with two pairs of trousers, dragged him to the pool and threw him away casually. He returned to his little bed, covered himself with the still warm quilt, and continued his sleep.

The morning sun brings warm humidity, waking up the sleeping people.

On the iron-framed single bed, the sleeping person with closed eyes slowly opened his black eyes. In the quiet morning, the moment when everything came to life, Qiao Mobai rubbed his head on the pillow again and again, feeling a little reluctant to wake up.

"Woo! Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!" Gabori in the pool fell to the ground, his hands and feet were tied up, and a sock that smelled like vomiting was stuffed in his mouth.

After he woke up, he felt a particularly painful forehead, but not only could he not see whether his face was injured, but he was also tied up.

The person on the small bed leaned half out of the bed, and looked at the whining alien with a pair of eyes that hadn't been fully opened, "Shut up!"

Gabriel: "...... Woooo..."

A pair of feet protruded from the quilt, bent down and lifted the toes, and a sock that was hot from the quilt was taken off, and it was thrown out with a raised hand.

"If you make any more strange noises, I'll put the last sock in your mouth!"

The terrifying threatening sound made Gabriel completely quiet, and the half-protruded person lay back down again. After another 5 minutes, Qiao Mobai got up from the bed, washed his face, brushed his teeth and changed his clothes, staying indoors the whole time. There is no Gabriel.

After he packed everything up and said good morning to the audience live on his mobile phone, he lazily walked to the pool with the extra food bag he took yesterday, and took the sock from Gabriel's mouth: "I know Where did I go wrong?"

Gabriel: "Cutie! You! What's your name? From today onwards, don't expect me to call you cutie!"

He is no longer his own cutie, he is a devil!

"Hehe, you call me cute every day without even knowing my name. You really are a pyramid scheme scammer!" Qiao Mobai handed him an extra food bag. The reason for pretending to be a ghost, I will let you go if you say it well, but if you say it badly..." Qiao Mobai's eyes became sharp, and he stayed for a few seconds on Gabriel's face and the messy robe on his body, intentionally refers to.

The cutie became so strong all of a sudden, the last time the picture of jumping over the wall in front of those two idiots Bai Ding came to mind again, Gabriel's face turned red involuntarily, and he shook his shoulders awkwardly: "So, You tied me up because you wanted to do this to me."

If he told himself well, he wouldn't disagree.

"Crack! Be serious!" Qiao Mobai snapped his fingers at the red mark of the wooden stick on his forehead.

In the live broadcast room, the viewers who were attracted by the anchor's diligent live broadcast early in the morning, saw this scene, and turned into a haha ​​party in the comments.

"Here, I am laughing at you mentally." The person holding the mobile phone pointed out the content on the mobile phone screen to the alien pyramid schemer.

Gabriel, whose hands and feet were tied and only his head could move, looked at the hahahaha words: "No, your mental body must have felt my strength, so you see, he is very happy."

Audience: "Yes, yes, Gabriel is right."

"Gabori is right. It was really because of him early in the morning. Now I laugh so hard that my face cramps."

"Hahahaha, he is too cute!"

With a crooked hand on the earth, the unreliable mental body screen disappeared from Gabriel's eyes: "Don't change the subject for me, and focus on the point."

Bringing up the business, Gabriel finally put away the charm that he exudes all the time: "I...the treatment failed."

No. 2 in No. [-] area has been appeased three times under his treatment. Originally, he only needs to do it twice, and the other party can be released from prison.

But yesterday he failed, and Gabriel did not give up. He wondered if his failure was due to his poor condition. He tried again last night, but he still failed.

"I told you a long time ago, I told you not to do such useless things again." Qiao Mobai drank the food in the bag in one breath, and grabbed a handful of black heart cotton from the top of Gabori's head.

A few days ago, the black cotton on this person was still gray, but the black cotton in front of him was completely black from the inside to the outside.

"Impossible, everyone who has done it before said it works!"

"Of course it works. Your body is no different from an absorber. It absorbs all the diseases on them and transfers them to yourself, but you are just like this bag. You can only absorb so much, and you can't stuff it in after you absorb it."

Holding the food bag, Qiao Mobai gave him an easy-to-understand analogy.

Gabriel, who was refuted, frowned, recalling what he did when he treated those people.

Looking at the bag in his hand with a guilty conscience, he seems to have absorbed it every time. Could it be because he absorbed too much.

"Hey, what are you thinking about?" Qiao Mobai moved his fingers away from his forehead, and his face would turn so red when he thought about something. Could this guy belong to Teddy?

"I didn't think about it..."

The pitiful and helpless voice didn't impress Qiao Xiaocuti at all. Not only was he unimpressed, but a ferocious smile appeared on the other party's face: "If you lose your mind again, I'll stuff ten-day-unwashed socks into your mouth overnight!"

The author has something to say: Gabriel: What is Teddy?

Recommend a super cute book today! !The world structure is amazing, the sun falls from the sky, half of the mainland is daytime, and half is nighttime, a world where humans and monsters coexist, so many monsters are cute and want to be raised!This guy still has a lot of manuscripts, leaving tears of envy...

This is the title of the book [Don't make trouble, take good care of your baby] Hou Lai]

"Don't make trouble, take good care of your baby" by Hou Lai

The following is the copy

Ever since the first monarch fell into a demon and died, and Xiong Ai succeeded to the throne, Nie Jueya has the final say in the state of Chu.

Everyone said that Nie Jueya's wolfish ambition was unbelievable, but Xiong Ai saw that he was a gentleman and a good minister. Suddenly one day, Nie Jueya climbed the dragon bed and changed his face.

He was not allowed to go to court early, the ministers forbade him to see him, the palace forbade him to go out, and the delicious food and drink were sent to the palace like running water. Only then did Xiong Ai know that Nie Jueya wanted to keep him abolished!I want to lock myself in the palace and give birth to him!

He is an imposing man, the king of a country!It is tolerable or unbearable!

Xiong Ai: "Are you trying to usurp the throne, you bastard? I'm pregnant with your child, and you treat me like this!"

Nie Jueya sat behind the mountain-like letter and nodded perfunctorily, "Take care of your baby and don't think about it."

【Edible Guide】

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