[Batman] I, The Joker, how is that possible?

Chapter 68: Fighting relegation

It was a pure hexahedron made of white tiles, a spotless cube, and even the white door seemed to be floating and embedded in it.And the only color in this space is a person we are all familiar with.

Yunhai was leaning against a wall and playing with a small box.Throwing it out and catching it back, the box flickered between the flexible hands as if it was hooked by a thread, and it couldn't be separated.

Everything is under control, so what is control?Yun Hai stared at the box that was thrown high, watched it fall slowly, fell, and then turned his right hand at the moment of approaching so that the small cube landed on the back of his hand.

After scrolling a bit, the small box became quiet, and at this moment a voice came from the room:

"Mission S9-988 is 2999% complete, and system [-] is applying to return to the main space—" the mechanical voice stopped abruptly here, and Yun Hai looked up at a light-colored ball of light in the middle of the room and put the box back.

"Host? Why are you here?" The ball of light, that is, the system that has been missing for several days, asked in surprise at this moment, and the shock in that voice could not be more obvious.

"Good question." Patting her pocket, Yunhai praised without hesitation, and then she threw the question back lightly: "Then do you know why I am here?"

Before that, the system has quickly conducted the most superficial self-examination and came to such an unsurprising conclusion: "You deceived the energy detection device and forcibly activated me who was sleeping, and my logic operation This situation is automatically judged as the task has been completed and arrived at the transfer station."

Faced with this answer, Yunhai was amazed: "As an artificial intelligence, your level of intelligence is too high." Then she changed the subject and made a wave of Amway with sincerity: "Speaking of which, do you want to try our human figure? Spirit test? It'll be fun."

Ignoring the host's convulsions, the system further said: "I don't understand what this means to you."

"Is it such a coincidence? I don't understand either." Yun Hai shrugged.

"I don't know what method you used to prevent me from returning to the transfer station after the mission was successful—" At this time, the system seemed to understand something and said with great certainty: "The mission was completed a long time ago, right? I guess it was done when you jumped out of the plane."

The system's rare IQ online made Yunhai laugh, she took out the small box in her arms and put it back, and immediately performed a scene for the system to become a living person.It was a small signal shielding device, small in size but quite useful.

"Do you think you have won? Yunhai" This is the first time the system does not use the host to address Yunhai, but this time the tone is extremely scary.

"I've already won." Yun Hai stood leisurely and contentedly at the bottom of the ball of light, and looked up comfortably at the system that looked like a ball of light.Now she knows why the villain likes to talk before winning, because it's so good!

Not thinking of himself as a villain, Yunhai opened his arms and pointed around and asked, "Look around, what do you see?"

A strange world with nothing in it, nothing, not even this damned human being in front of her (she became invisible when holding the signal jammer).This is what the system sees, but it is also what it will not tell Yunhai.

But there is no doubt that the silence from the system has told Yunhai too much information. She grinned and opened her arms to answer for it: "A cage." A cage that can completely shut down the system, a cage that can be tested as much as you like.Here, falling asleep is a luxury.

It was at this time that the system suddenly realized that having a host who was too worry-free might not be a good thing.

"Welcome to this cage that Bruce and I have specially built for you." Saying so, Yun Hai showed a perfect shark-like smile that could show all the white teeth.

The system has given up struggling.What does it mean for the child of the world to unite with the host?It means that the legendary situation where you are absolutely powerless to come back has appeared!In other words, as Yunhai said, she has already won.

Maybe it would have been a different story if we had chosen to cooperate rather than try to dominate in the first place, but now?Oh, it's impossible to recover now.

Outside the observation room, Bruce was doing the most superficial research on the alien product of the system.

When Yunhai let out a series of sighs, Bruce calmly pressed a set of instructions.When the sea of ​​clouds rattled inexplicably, Bruce frantically adjusted the parameters.When the singing sound surrounded the console, Bruce, Bruce angrily grabbed the earphones from his head and slapped them on the table!

"What the hell are you trying to do?!"

"Don't be angry, Baby Bruce." Yun Hai curled his hair and said in an extremely innocent tone: "It's not as fun for me to study this broken system."

I suspect you are driving, and the evidence is solid.But Bruce, who had already seen through the essence of the sea of ​​clouds, was even more ruthless than he imagined, and he replied unwaveringly: "Speak human."

Am I speaking an alien language?No fun, straight thinking, lonely life, Yunhai can only use these three sets of good wishes to describe Bruce at the moment.She made an extremely unhappy cut and went straight to the topic: "Dinner at noon, together?"

So after 5 minutes, the two left the basement where the system was held and headed towards the ground.A straight up and down elevator is the only way to communicate with the basement 50 meters underground and the Wayne Building, and this short few minutes of alone time can be a torment for Bruce, um, although it is a sweet torment.

In the elevator, Yun Hai tapped his collarbone, which was tightly blocked by his clothes, and asked a question that hit his soul: "Here, the collar button is unbuttoned, you should know."

That's right, it wasn't until this moment that she realized that Bruce had been dangling around in the company wearing a flowery shirt with a wide neckline all day long. Although this was indeed quite in line with the role of a playboy, the problem was——

The problem is that he has his own scratches and bite marks all over his chest and neck. ! !The instigator, Yun, licked her canine teeth unconsciously in embarrassment. She didn't realize that she still had this strange habit before, and now she regrets it very much.

It can be said that one of the parties likes to bite the neck for fun, so what if both parties like to do this kind of thing?Wow, that is definitely a disaster! ——The sea of ​​clouds, staring at Bruce's neckline, unconsciously covered his neck.

"Where? Show me." On the other side, Bruce was still asking innocently, but when he noticed Yun Hai's movement of covering his neck, he couldn't help but start to feel hot at the tips of his ears.

"You did it on purpose." Yun Hai, who was speechless for a while and pretended to be stupid, suddenly smiled strangely, and then she slowly approached Bruce in a strange and slightly oppressive way.

Bruce quietly watched Yunhai gradually approaching him with weird steps, not straight, but approaching with some twists and turns.

The well-proportioned tendons covered by the shirt were slightly raised due to the force of the sea of ​​clouds, which was not an exaggeration, but the explosive power hidden under it was definitely not a joke.

The exposed limbs contracted in an absolute predatory state, as if they could not help but rush up and tear Bruce's throat out the next moment...

None of this is important, the most important thing is that when the sea of ​​clouds is approaching with an astonishing sense of oppression, there is still a lazy smile in her black eyes.

The harmless expression is paired with the extremely threatening movements, and a strong sense of tearing and conflict immediately hits the face.So contradictory, yet so fascinating that it's disorienting.

This feeling is really strange. While I can't help being on guard because of the oppressive feeling, I can't help but start to look forward to what will happen next.That is the fatal attraction that Bruce can always feel from Yunhai.Deadly, and damn attractive.

For him at least.

That fatality is not just for fun, but if another person faces Yunhai, the sharp play will immediately turn into a bloody and ruthless bite.Ah, it might be unfair to say that, because if the other party wasn't Bruce, Yun Hai might not even take a second look.

I have no alternatives, nor do I plan to have any, but you.Even though Yunhai never said this sentence, Bruce knew it clearly.

One step, two steps, those few seconds made Bruce feel tormented, finally, Yunhai stopped very close to him, and his hot right hand gently covered Bruce's chest, just above the heart.

The scorching heat that didn't belong to him continued to pass through the fabric, making Bruce's heartbeat even a step out of order.It was really bloody hot, almost burning through his heart.

And he consumed all his willpower just to cover up his trembling upper arm and the urge to pull the owner into his arms regardless.

"Are you sure you want me to show it to you?" Yun Hai's final voice was so picky to the bone.

Bruce pressed Yun Hai's restless paw, and he had a hunch that if he continued like this, he wouldn't be able to leave the basement for a day, of course, the premise was that the other party thought so too.

And Bruce is 80.00% sure that Yunhai is just playing around at the moment, that's right!He has already seen through Yunhai's nature of only being responsible for provoking and not planning to take action at all!So this time I will definitely not be fooled!

"What's wrong with him?" Fox watched Bruce come out of the elevator angrily, and asked Yunhai who was one step behind.

Yun Hai shrugged his shoulders and cast a helpless look at Fox and said casually: "Who knows, it's probably a special time of the month." After speaking, he found that the latter had a strange expression, it seemed that it was not because of his own words content but because of something else.

Coughing dryly, Fox, whose expression was fixed on the old man looking at a jpg on his phone, reminded him tactfully: "Let's tidy up your clothes, it's messed up."

Looking down, Yun Hai's expression was very rich after he realized what good deed he had done with Bruce.The button of the shirt, which was well buttoned before, was unbuttoned at some point, revealing the neck that was also covered with hickey marks.This almost means that the big baby is deliberately exposing the relationship between the two:

Two people with hickeys all over their necks hanging out in the company?Anyone with a discerning eye knows what's going on.If Fox hadn't reminded Yunhai, he wouldn't know when he would have discovered this.

And Fox simply blocked his head with a few documents after saying that and buried himself in this month's financial report.He didn't intend to get involved in the strange situation between Little Wayne and his secretary, well, this time it should be said to be between Batman and this sea of ​​clouds.

However, curiosity and concern for the younger generation still drove Fox to raise his eyes carefully over the slid glasses and aim at the secretary who was buried in the motionless.

It didn't look good at first glance, because the other party was clearly on the verge of rage.But after a while, the anger that was about to explode suddenly turned into silent laughter.

It was actually placed together!Yun Hai shook his head while laughing and said with emotion: "Good guy, the downgrade of struggle is much faster than the downgrade of consumption!"

The young man now—pushed his glasses and Fox was completely immersed in the document.

The author has something to say: life and death are bearish, if you don't accept it, do it!