[Batman] I, The Joker, how is that possible?

Chapter 67: The First and Last Promise

"Why stop me?" A second before the dagger was inserted into the scarecrow's heart, an unlikely person stopped Bruce's movement.

Viscous dark red liquid flowed down from the hand holding the knife, dipping the pale and slightly slender wrist into a red and white intertwined appearance, the red became redder, and the white became whiter.

Facing the questioning words, Yunhai just smiled: "My dear, do you know the difference between a joke and a fear?"

boring.Bruce commented like this, but lowered his hand and let the metal fall to the ground. Instead of looking up at the phantom, he turned around and walked out the door.

Tired of staying up all night?Yunhai glanced at Bruce, who was somewhat unresponsive, and immediately got the reason.Go back to sleep when you're sleepy, but before that—

"Okay, you just passed out." And I have to deal with this mess.Yun Hai silently kicked the scarecrow beside him who had fainted due to too much pressure.She tried to find the Scarecrow's base as soon as she came out of Wayne Manor, but due to physical and technological limitations, it took a long time to find it.

Well, thanks to the friendly support from the housekeeper A Fu, this time has been shortened a lot.

"Yes, I think he's in good condition. He didn't suffer any fatal injuries. We'll go back to Wayne Manor in a while." With his head lowered and nodding on the communication, Yun Hai briefly explained the current situation to the anxious Ah Fu on the other side.

To be honest, she suspected that if she didn't talk about the situation, Alfred would have a heart attack, and then Bruce would come to her to settle the score, tsk tsk tsk, let's forget it, the loss outweighs the gain!

"Thank God." After a long breath, Ah Fu had the opportunity to straighten his bow tie because he had been paying attention all the time and had no time to fix it: "I think the master must be starving, I'm going to prepare some supper now .”

What?I think I heard someone say supper?Yun Hai's ears pricked up: "Wait, wait, wait, Ah Fu! I want to eat strawberry pudding!" Before Ah Fu ended the call, she hurriedly made the request with sparkling eyes.

That's right, strawberry pudding!Please, Ah Fu, you are my little angel!Let's make some pudding!Super delicious!

But the reality is cruel. Faced with Yunhai's courteous call, the old butler gave her a "hehe" as a conclusion and cut off the communication, leaving the former to pat his slightly stubbled chin and think about what these two modal particles mean. .

In any case, it is inseparable from: no problem, let go of your stomach and eat whatever you want, etc. Let's wait for these meanings!Yun Hai made a hammer with her right hand and smashed it on the palm of her left hand. She suddenly realized that she raised her head excitedly and tried to summon her little friends.

"So, Bru—" It turned out that someone had gone a long way...huh?No brother?Why are you walking so fast? "Bruce? Brucey?"

No response, but who is Yunhai?I saw that she only stayed for a short moment, and then immediately ran up with a thick face and joy, persistently creating 3D stereo surround sound around Bruce, with the purpose of killing Batman: "Baby? Big baby? Honey ? Kiss the little bat?"

But Bruce's five senses seemed to be blinded by something, and he still walked forward unconsciously.

The scarecrow's potion was still going on, making his whole body extremely hot at the moment, and the pain and anger together almost burned all the blood and reason in Bruce's body to ashes.Clenching his fists tightly, he lowered his head and staggered, turned and walked down the steps.

It's hard to say, but it's nothing compared to the pain of losing Robin, the pain of losing Jim, and the last of his family, Alfred, Yun…

"Hey." But before that, another person stopped him: "Okay, don't be so sad, your old butler Robin and the director of Gotham are all fine!"

? !

The dark knight raised his head sharply, and met Yunhai's sight, but the latter was shocked by the beautiful scenery he saw after stopping Batman.

Those bright obsidian-like eyes were covered with broken bloodshots at this moment, anger was mixed with despair, and extreme black appeared in the deepest part of the blood-red eyes.The scene was so beautiful that Yunhai stopped breathing, and after a long time, she slowly exhaled.

To be honest, the look of Batman with red eyes trying to hide the pain is really good for Yunhai, but she thinks Batsy is pretty good under normal circumstances, so it's almost enough to see this kind of beauty once or twice.

"Okay, stop looking at me with those pitiful red eyes." Yun Hai turned his head in disgust, and Yun Hai exerted all his strength to prevent himself from stroking Bruce's messy hair uncontrollably.

Poor... Bruce repeated slowly, and it took him a while to finally realize that the person in front of him was not a phantom, and everything that happened to his significant other was just a scarecrow's lie.

How should we behave at this time?Relieved?Overjoyed?Passed out dizzy?No, not at all, what Bruce wants to do more than these things at this moment is another thing.

"You told me to stop earlier, and I obeyed."

"Yes, and then?" Yun Hai casually raised his eyebrows and turned his upper body sideways to look at Batman who had walked very close to him at some point.This distance——emmmm, I want to step back a little bit.

"Then in exchange, should you agree to one of my requests?"

Moving forward again, Bruce's strong chest forced the sea of ​​clouds to the wall of the narrow stairwell. Someone turned his head to avoid the scorching hot breath and said with dead fish eyes: "I have an ominous premonition."

"There's nothing ominous." Bruce asked in a slightly hoarse voice, "Do you want to kiss?" His gaze The foothold is on the latter's light-colored and moist thin lips.

After thinking for a second, Yun Moumou, who found that she couldn't refuse the proposal, happily agreed: "Okay! Huh—?" Then she regretted it a little bit the next moment.

The breath was taken away in an instant, and the extremely hot lips were imprinted on her own lips when Yun Hai was a little dazed.

It can't be that they haven't kissed.As soon as this idea came to Yun Hai's mind, Bruce bit her lower lip when she noticed that she was distracted.hiss--

She bit it back without even thinking about it, and her desire to win was instantly aroused: between us, there may not necessarily be a conclusion about who wins and who loses!However, a minute later, someone whose breath was completely messed up wanted to beat himself up a minute ago.

"Loosen, let go, my back hurts." I pushed it, but there was no response, pushed it again, and the hell it tightened? !Wait a minute, this, this pectoral muscle seems to feel pretty good?The action of pushing away turned into a caress for some reason, and Yun Hai stared at his unsatisfied seductive hand.

But the other side was not much better off.

"From now on, come to me whenever you need it, and I won't force you when I need it but you don't want to."

Bruce's voice was torn apart by the suppressed panting, and he forced Yunhai to look at himself: "One more thing, you have to say goodbye to the chaotic personal relationship before, if you have any."

Don't try to trick me, I will monitor every inch of your footsteps.Bruce didn't say the second half of the sentence, he knew he was annoying sometimes, but he just couldn't help it.

I always feel that admitting that I don’t have a relationship with a man and a woman at this time is a sign of weakness——Yunhai’s strange brain circuit came online again, she rubbed her chest and sneered and said slightly sarcastically: "You just established a relationship and you are eager to control it? Batsy Your desire to control is really amazing!"

Bruce didn't speak, he was waiting for the other party's answer.

"But I can't make any promises to you." After thinking for a while, Yunhai said with a strange smile: "After all, we humans are a fickle race, even if you are Batsy."

Ignoring the increasing strength around her waist, she said the second half of her sentence with a little difficulty:

"You're attracted to me, ha (gasp), but that's just the moment, no one knows what's going to happen, and I don't know when I'm going to get tired of the game."

"I will never." As if swearing, Bruce said the promise slowly with great certainty.

"What?" Yun Hai provoked: "Are you going to include our relationship with your unbreakable bottom line?"

Buried his head on the warm skin, Bruce bit down hard. When he saw the blood oozing from the bright red and purple bruise, he said fiercely: "Ihate you Joker (sea of ​​clouds)."

Amid the smell of blood, Yunhai took a quick breath, and the painful feeling triggered a series of shivering sparks in her heart like an electric shock.Suppressing the trembling feeling all over her body, she agreed: "It's a good start, at least hate is also a strong emotion."

"But I hate the fact that I love you even more I hate that I love you." Bruce said and gagged her.

She and they kissed, in the abandoned stairway, under the ambiguous light, the temperature of the air gradually became hotter.

One thing Bruce didn't know was that Yunhai lied again. A long time ago, when the two jumped off the fighter plane, Yunhai had already made a unilateral and rough decision:

Lonely light in the cold night, you have nowhere to escape, except in my arms, where else do you want to go?You can't go anywhere, so stay with me.

Returning a wild kiss, the sea of ​​clouds dragged Bruce deeper into the abyss.

The author has something to say: Hey hey, giggling

No matter what the original universe was like, it’s true that the two soul mates in this article are each other’s soul mates. Anyway, they are my right-handed and left-handed fighting tricks (fog)

The main storyline is a good ending where the two love each other happily. I also have a normal ending where the lovers above Youda are not satisfied, and a bad ending where they miss each other. Anyone want to see it?

☆, Fanwai: two branch endings

Normal ending: Times have changed adults!

"Where are you going to go next?" Bruce asked Yunhai. The muscles in his arms were tense, and he planned to beat him into Arkham Asylum with his iron fist as soon as he heard bad news. Inside the wall, even if you can't pull it out, beat it in.

But the other party's answer was unexpected.

"Joker is tired." Without looking at Batman, Yunhai stared at the warm sunset in the sky and sighed: "He wants to take a walk in the forest in the early morning, play in the stream at noon, and play with him at night. Netizens cheating." Aha, cheating with netizens, this is indeed Yunhai Benyun's true thoughts.

"I'm really sorry for Batman." Yun Hai sincerely apologized.

"For What?" Bruce's eyebrows furrowed.

"Brother, on the way to become immortal, I will leave first and leave you here alone." Yun Hai called Batman brother, and then patted Batman on the shoulder affectionately like a real brother or sister.

Aha, her siblings, maybe she really thinks so or maybe.

"The clown is tired, he's just an ordinary person, and now this ordinary person is going to return to the life of an ordinary person."

After leaving these words, Yunhai hummed a little tune and left.A few months ago, she used some dirty money to buy a small villa in the countryside, far away from the core area of ​​Gotham, but not far from here, and she was going to enjoy life.

Batman stared at the far away back without making a sound, playing the unknown melody, Joker waved his hands and walked towards the bright street, he looked extremely satisfied and cheerful.

The clown has become normal, isn't this the result he had hoped for?

'You're starting to get weak, Batman, and Batman will never be weak. ' Bruce said to himself, then turned and walked alone into the dark alley that stretched out infinitely.Behind him, the black cloak was blown out by the wind, like a pair of huge black wings.

"Master, do you know, when you went out for a few years, I thought you would never come back, or I hope you never come back, in Gotham, there is nothing here, no joy, no happiness ..."

"Except for pain and sorrow, there is nothing more that this city can give you, young master, and I once wanted you to have more, even today."

"I see Alfred."

"No, you don't understand." Sighed, "What I need is not Batman, and Gotham doesn't necessarily need a Batman all the time, you know what I want, sir, we all know, but I also know, then It's something you never let go of."

"I will, when that day comes."

The question is, when?That day came earlier than Ah Fu imagined.

"Gotham is safe, get ready for the Fallen Knight plan." Those were the last words Batman said, and an hour later, the whole world witnessed his fall, and Wayne Manor was burned.

When the flames went out, reporters and police officers in Gotham found that everything had disappeared without a trace, as if Batman had never existed.

Half a month later, Yunhai was awakened by a rhythmic knock on the door early in the morning, and she yawned. She maintained a delicate wake-up breath and opened the front door in despair, but the moment she saw the person in front of her, she was refreshed. stand up.

"Let's re-introduce, I'm your new neighbor Bruce, are you still welcome here?" The light of dawn just fell on that face, revealing a tired but relieved smile.

"Of course! My brother!" Yun Hai laughed, and opened the door to let the neighbor who knew how to visit with a biscuit walk in.

"This is the biscuit made by Ah Fu. There are many flavors. There should be one you like in it." Bruce took off his shoes and walked into the living room, his steady voice gradually faded away.

But behind him, when Yunhaiguan came to the door, she couldn't help laughing while clutching her stomach.Shouldn't she be happy at the moment?Of course she should be happy!Because—'Finally!finally!In the end I won the game!'

At the cost of the Joker's disappearance, Yunhai took Gotham's Dark Knight away.

This round, she won.

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Bad Ending: The Long Night

"The main task failed, and the failure analysis began..."

"The data shows that the host's abnormal death method in the previous life was a gunshot wound. Aren't you going to explain your suicidal tendencies?"

"..."

"Please understand that the data you provide is very important, and they may be the key points for the completion of future missions."

"..."

"Host? Host?"

"..."

"The scan shows that although your consciousness is dissipating, you are not completely dead. Please respond to me immediately."

Finally, there was a cold sentence in the void: "Go away, don't bother me."

"You know I have endured you for a long time."

Drip——It is detected that the host is completely dead, and the dormant drifting plan is officially launched. The expected awakening time is after 1000 years of the earth.

"Master? You look more depressed than usual. What happened?"

"Tonight Jokerdied, Alfred" Batman took off his helmet, revealing Bruce Wayne's face.

He has a lot to tell Joker, such as he believes he is the spirit called Yunhai, such as he is grateful for her sneaking into Arkham.But when the object to speak no longer exists, these words lose their original meaning.

Gotham without clowns is not so crazy.

Batman misses Joker for a moment as Batman wraps up his peaceful night watch once again.But that was only a moment, and the only thing that changed was probably the long night that became more and more difficult.

The long dull and dreary night.

The author has something to say: Let’s see, even if it’s a bad ending, how bad it can be, at most one disappears and the other stays.

Do you think my name as a sweet essay writer is for nothing?Proud face~

Warm reminder, there are 2-3 chapters left before the end of this article + a few extra episodes