[Batman] I, The Joker, how is that possible?

Chapter 12: Sabotage doesn’t work, but it’s cool

Hai Yun, who is called a tame horse by the Penguin people, is running happily on the grassland, ah, no, he is lighting up banknotes with physical and mental pleasure, and the banknotes are also part of the conditions at that time. It's really not easy to get the promised reward without being angry!

"One hundred dollars, one hundred dollars, one hundred dollars, one hundred dollars, one hundred dollars, one hundred dollars, one hundred dollars, fifty dollars, twenty dollars, twenty dollars..."

This is the sound of Yunhai happily counting money.

Nooooo - this is the system's cry of despair.

"790 seven dollars, why didn't he round it up?" But this is not an important question, the important thing is that the money is in hand, but this figure seems to imply something: "It is almost the price of a wooden warehouse, and the Penguin asked me to buy it." What are you doing after grabbing his hand?"

As Yunhai said, he opened a few wooden bins towards the crowd with his hands in a grabbing gesture, and he also made a bizarre dubbing of biubiubiu.

"You don't really intend to work for the Penguin, do you?" The system asked the words that it didn't believe, no, with such a host, anything is possible.

Oh my god, the clown works for the penguin?This picture is so beautiful that the system doesn't want to see it.

"The clown is synonymous with chaos, how could he be an employee honestly, be careful OOC when you do this!" The system is trying to make the last struggle and persuasion.

However, Yunhai didn't take the threat of the system into consideration at all. She rolled her eyes and kept moving her hands (yes, someone counted the bills again) and retorted: "The clown still regards money as dung!"

"And you already said it's a clown, look at me now."

She was talking about her disguised state.

"Besides, I'm not a real clown." This point Yunhai is very clear, her Yunhai is her Yunhai, and the clown is a clown. She is here to play the clown, not the clown himself.

"I'm a poor man." Yun Hai patted the jacket pocket that contained the money, and concluded in a friendly tone.

"Then would you buy a wooden warehouse?" the system asked.

"Of course not," Yunhai denied, "Nogun, nokilling, Batman doesn't use a wooden warehouse, and his mortal enemy, the clown, naturally doesn't use a wooden warehouse, fairenough."

The system always felt that these words were a little unclear, and it wisely did not raise any objections, but asked: "The debt has been paid, and the food has been eaten. What are we going to do now?"

"What are you doing, of course I'm going home." Yun Hai immediately changed the subject and said with a smile, "But before that, I have to take down the gift that was given to me."

As she spoke, she stretched her fingers into a comb, inserted them into the slightly curly black hair, and then slowly combed from the top of her head to the ends of her hair.

The first time, there was nothing but a broken hair, but Yunhai was not in a hurry, but patiently combed it twice, three times...

Finally, Yunhai opened his palm, and there was a small shiny black thing lying in the palm of his hand, not much bigger than a mung bean. It looked like a shiny beetle, and also like the associated jet jade in a coal mine. Amazing, but also amazingly bright.

"What a beautiful decoration." Yun Hai pinched the black gem with his index and middle fingers, and leaned towards the sun, it shone like a diamond.

"What is that?" The system looked at Yun Hai happily putting the thing on his head again, and then asked the question in a very strange way.

"A gift." Yun Hai paused for a while, then fiddled with his messy hair a few times and asked happily: "How is it? Does it look good?"

"No, it's invisible against a black background." The system answered honestly, a little worried that his answer was too straight, well, this is a new vocabulary that the system found from its own database.

"You're right." Yun Hai agreed as if he didn't realize it: "When he's in the dark, he's invisible, because he's not a Gotham hero, he's a silent guardian, a vigilant protector , a dark knight."

When she spoke this passage with the clown's original voice, her voice was deep and magnetic, even Charming.It's like reciting a poem in praise of something beautiful.

"He will never be a hero." Yun Hai raised his head and smiled, with heartfelt joy bursting out of his chest, "A hero will not send a bug to a suspicious passer-by."

"On this level, Wearethesame."

Yunhai's eyes sparkled with excitement, brighter than the gift in the hair.

The system doesn't understand why the host is so happy after learning that Batman has installed a monitoring device. Is it because the host is a lunatic?

No, the system doesn't want to understand the mental activities of a lunatic, it is more concerned about: "If this is a bug, wouldn't it have monitored the conversation between Penguin and you just now?"

"It's just what I want," Yun Hai spread her hands, "Is there any more powerful proof of innocence than this?" Then she gave the system a frivolous wink.

The system was speechless, "Be careful, although the conversation between the two of us is carried out in consciousness, but in case this machine can still record video, you can see that there is something wrong with your abnormal expression."

"Pinhole camera? NoNoNo, little bats wouldn't do that." Yun Hai raised her hand to veto it without thinking. She turned around on the crosswalk and spread her hands to touch the guardrail on the side of the road: "The bug has already Invasion of privacy enough, put surveillance?"

Yun Hai let out a sneer, "That would violate the bottom line of the little bat that refuses to give in no matter what."

"Why?" The system asked in bewilderment, it really couldn't figure out what human beings were thinking.What'sthedifference between bugs and pinhole cameras?

"Because he is Batman." Yun Hai said firmly.This is the answer, whether the system believes it or not.

Because he is Batman, his bottom line can be far lower than other heroes, because he is Batman, so his bottom line will never be broken.Superman can be destroyed, Wonder Woman can be destroyed, but Batman?He is indestructible.

It's like the unbreakable block in my world: bedrock, and Yunhai prefers to call it: the bottom line of Chaoying.

"Whether it's a monitor or a bug, throw it away quickly, why do you keep wearing it?" The system was so anxious that it wanted to grow a hand and throw away that hot potato for the host!

"When the spy is discovered, it loses the meaning of conveying information." Yun Hai patted his curly hair affectionately and smiled meaningfully, "This is my trump card."

Not only is it a killer tool for delivering wrong information to Bruce, but it's also a - (silencer) killer tool.This is the card that Yunhai took from fate, it is a trump card, a shortcut to checkmate.

Life is like a big gambling table, fate deals a card, and then Yunhai takes a look at the card and holds the card.The face of this card is the reversed fool. After that, the primary and secondary are reversed, the old world ends, and Newgamestarts.