[Batman] I, The Joker, how is that possible?

Chapter 11: The Penguin

As a qualified entertainment venue, the restaurant has not only gambling tables but also pool tables and break-in gaming tables.After Yunhai and the bartender finished exchanging signals, Moxigan, who had been squinting and staring here, wiped his pool cue and walked over.

"You wait here for a while, and I will inform Mr.

Leader Mohawk led Yunhai into an air-conditioned room, and left after leaving these words.Yunhai noticed the chalk powder in the opponent's tiger's mouth.

"You said it would be great if you arranged for me to play the penguin." Yun Hai squeezed a big cherry and threw it into his mouth, squinting his eyes happily because of the sweet and sour taste, aha, once the time travel is realized With Cherry Freedom, there is no need to separate dry and wet garbage, which is quite good.

Regarding the first half of Yun Hai's words, the system has something to say: "My arrangement is fine. From a statistical point of view, it is much more difficult to get recognition as Batman playing a penguin than playing a clown."

For a moment, Yunhai grinned sourly, the cherries are not so delicious anymore, alas, no, system, I didn't test you, can you stop letting it go?You see, you betrayed your colleague at the same time (Yunhai’s system was not in charge of the villain before, so where did the data come from, it must be its colleague!), and at the same time betrayed the importance of Bruce. Bruce's endorsement?Children of the world?

"Ai——" Yunhai sighed heavily, and said with emotion in a vicissitudes of life: "The world is impermanent." Halfway through the words, it turned cheerful, "So we have to inject a joke into this impermanent world~"

The host has become very accustomed to the intermittent ventilation system, so it calmly ignored this meaningless sigh: Well, it is probably intoxicated by the accuracy of this system.

Mohawk pushed open the door and walked into the inner room. Unlike the outside, it is quieter here.Mohigan walked through the corridor, walked to a tall wooden door, and talked about Yunhai to his colleagues standing on both sides of the door, and then a person nodded and knocked on the door and walked in.

"More people need to check it out—" the words inside stopped abruptly, the speaker stared at the person who came in dissatisfiedly, watched the person walk towards the penguin, said something in his ear, and then was waved away up.

"Dear Oswald, your decision is—" Another person in the room desperately wanted a response from the Penguin.

"Fish, my friend." The skinny penguin stood up, walked to Fish's side in funny movements, put his hand on his shoulder and gave a friendly smile, "Your proposal is very good, but I don't need such a proposal." Drugs turned my trusty ally into a monster."

"But they will become very powerful! As long as we find the recipe!" Fish said impatiently.

"No, Fish, you still don't know me, my answer is NO. Hi, Butch," the penguin snapped his fingers, and a big man followed, "Send this Mr. Fish away."

Being dragged out by the arms, Fish turned back persistently: "If there is medicine, you will no longer have to worry about clowns replacing—"

There was a sound of a wooden barn, and Penguin put his gun on the long table in front of him with a crisp click, and then he complained to Butch: "Why can't they learn to shut up? And the clown? He's just a madman , why would anyone think he can replace me?"

"Maybe he left his head on the seat when he got up?" Butch agreed, tilting his head.

"Do you know why I like you, Butch?" Penguin happily tiptoed and patted Butch on the shoulder, then walked out the door.

"Yes?" Butch responded uncertainly, he followed up and put the person who fell down on his shoulder.

"Because you don't talk too much."

Facing the vaguely threatening eyes of the boss, Butch closed his mouth as if pulling the zipper, and handed over the weight on his shoulders to his colleague at the door.

"Now, let's go and see that Mr. Yun."

The cloud in the penguin population is someone who is galloping in the ocean of fruits at the moment. By the way, she asked for another plate of fruit after the mohawk came back, so this is her second plate of spoils.

"Can you stop eating, the penguin is coming!" The system was even more active than the sea of ​​clouds, as soon as it saw the back door move, it issued a warning to the host.

"Of course." Yun Hai sucked at the straw and drank the last sip of juice.

Hearing the sound of the air being sucked into the straw, the system almost wanted to cover its eyes. When it saw the Penguin walking out with the majestic steps of the gang boss (of course, still limping), this The desire grew stronger.

This is really embarrassing!Host!

In fact, Yunhai looked normal, and Penguin also looked normal. Both parties involved in the incident seemed to have not heard the voice. The only two who expressed objections to this were the big butch and the cowardly system.

Putting down the straw, Yunhai looked at the empty fruit plate with satisfaction and stood up.

"Thank goodness, you still know how to stand up to be polite!" the system sarcastically said.

"Why don't you know, I'm an educated and standard woman in the 21st century." Yun Hai answered naturally.

you?Standard female?The system's stomach hurts from laughing. Of course, it doesn't have a stomach.

"Mr. Yun." The Penguin stopped a few steps away from Yunhai. He first read Yunhai's Chinese surname, which was unexpectedly standard. It was obvious that he wanted to express his sincerity to her. "This is the ID document I promised earlier. .”

Bird-claw-like hands held a passport and driver's license ready.

Emmm, it is in line with the national conditions. After all, the United States does not have an ID card, and a passport and driver's license are enough.With this thought in mind, Yun Hai raised his right hand to take the certificate, but Penguin took it back a second before her fingertips touched it.

"Don't be too impatient, Mr. Yun," Penguin said meaningfully. He leaned forward and raised his head slightly to look at Yunhai: "Have you seen Batman?"

From this angle, Yunhai could see his smoky eyes under the strands of bangs.

But her focus is not on this——

"Have you noticed? The penguin is really short, is it 1.7 meters? It's a good thing you didn't let me play him before." Yun Hai complained to the system. Obviously, she is very concerned about her current height of 1.8 meters. Very satisfied.

System: ... "Can you be more serious?"

"Nein." Since the Penguin didn't intend to just give her the certificate, and Yunhai didn't intend to grab it directly, she stood up straight, and retreated to the safe distance just now, while casually saying: "No, what's the matter? "

"That's a pity." Penguin repeated his pity several times, and he said sincerely: "He is a special product of our Gotham, I really hope you can meet him."

What, wish I could do a few more bad things for you?Yun Hai lazily echoed, "Thank you for your suggestion, and—" Then she stretched out her right arm, with the back of her hand pointed outward.

"?" Penguin's puzzled eyes slid from the back of Yunhai's hand to the owner of the hand, a little confused about what medicine she was selling in her gourd.

Yun Hai smiled frivolously, then shook his arms, and two thin sheets of paper appeared between his fingers as if by magic, "And thank you for the documents you provided."

Penguin lowered his head and saw that he was holding two business cards instead of documents.It turns out that the package was changed at the very beginning, but I didn't find it...

"Sir, do you want me to teach him a lesson?" Butch said in a low tone after watching Yunhai leave.

"No need." The Penguin tore off the two business cards with one click, and scraps of paper fell from his fingertips. "I like to tame the fierce horse myself."

The author has something to say: At this time a little pony named Yunhai passed by in a high-profile way