[Batman] I, The Joker, how is that possible?

Chapter 10: I, the clown, make money

"Look who I found—" Yun Hai exclaimed softly, she stood at the door of the restaurant, put her hand on the door and looked at the person wearing a retro peaked cap sitting in the corner.

Under the dim light, everything became softer, including the soft parted black hair covered by the peaked cap, the gentle and beautiful corners of the eyes and the beautiful chin.

It can be seen that the other party is trying his best not to attract others' attention, but in Yun Hai's eyes, he has his own highlights.

If possible, Yunhai would pay ten dollars in exchange for a permanent stay in this moment, because she doesn't have ten dollars in her pocket, brackets laugh.Yes, it's that true.

"What? Do you know this person?"

Yun Hai always felt that his system seemed to be lacking a muscle, and he didn't know how to read the air at all, otherwise why would he always jump out at such commemorative moments to sabotage.

But the system that spoke was somewhat suspicious: Even though he was staying with the host 24 hours a day, he didn't know who this person was?Or is this someone the host knew before?

Someone I knew before appeared in this world?How is this possible? Doesn't it have the ability to travel through time and space?

When the system was thinking about things, and he took the initiative to increase his sense of crisis, Yun Hai revealed the answer silently.

"Total, look carefully, isn't this our old friend Bruce Wayne?" She picked up a string of crystal decorations at the door with her hand, then turned her head and said jokingly.

The facial expression of Yunhai reflected by the flickering lights in the restaurant was somewhat blurred, as if he was smiling, but the smile was broken and distorted.

Bruce...that is, Batman?Is that Batman over there?It took the system two laps to understand it, and then said in horror: "Don't go any further! If you go any further, you will be recognized!" The fear of being recognized dominated the system, making it ignore Yunhai's objection. own name.

"I said, don't you think it's too late for this sentence?" Yun Hai walked towards Bruce with a clear goal as if he hadn't heard the system's stop, while teasing the system with his consciousness, "Seeing that surveillance camera Yet?"

While she was talking and walking, the camera at the door turned the angle silently, following Yun Hai's footsteps.

The system pressed its overheated center and understood Yun Hai's subtext, "You mean Batman hacked into the hotel's camera?"

After being affirmed by the host, the system only felt hopeless.God is going to kill me!It had heard its colleagues complain about this task before, saying that Batman was difficult to handle and had failed many times.But when I really experience it, I will understand what it means to be difficult!

It's only been a few 10 minutes since his host caused a power outage, and Batman has already found the superficial identity of the host's disguise?

It was the same at the charity auction before, as long as it was close, if it was close, the true identity of the host would be discovered!This task is really not something that ordinary systems can accomplish. We can only hope that the host will be smarter this time.

At least for this second, Yunhai is quite in line with the performance of a witty host.As she walked forward unhurriedly, she calmly pointed to the mobile phones of a few drunks and said, "And I have every reason to suspect that these mobile phones have also been connected to China Unicom, so that I can monitor my conversation."

Click——Didi——the center of the system was once again covered by an unidentified data flow, and the originally stable 0,1 code suddenly jittered uncontrollably.

After trying to calm down the commotion, the system gasped humanly, a little scared and thankful: "It's okay, okay, you've been talking to me on a conscious level, otherwise we would have been exposed just now!"

You are exposed, not me.But Yunhai didn't bother to point this out.

Did Bruce really dig out the superficial identity of Yunhai in just a few minutes?Not necessarily, Yun Hai reckoned that the other party had done what he would do: Suspected that he was acting for the Penguin, so he simply squatted in the intermediary hotel controlled by the Penguin first.If you don't find it, you don't find it, and if you find it——

Yun Hai smiled slightly at Bruce who raised his head and looked at her, then walked in front of him and pulled away the chair directly opposite.

But what difference does that make, it's a fait accompli now anyway.

"Do you mind if I share a table with you? After all, the business here is so good." Even though there were still many vacancies in the restaurant, Yun Hai still spoke nonsense with his eyes open.

As for Bruce, sure enough, talking to a smart person is easy, and the other party cleverly pretended to be confused, and nodded calmly.

"Lemonade, thank you, what? Oh, don't add cake, wait, let's add it, and add a large banana split, thank you." Yun Hai dismissed the winking waiter, then tilted his head Looking at Bruce, there was only a glass of red wine with ice in front of him.

Laxatives, just off the plane, drinking I'm a pro, I only drink 88 Sprite.

I don't know why, a little joke from her previous life suddenly appeared in Yunhai's mind, and she raised her cup and let out a happy voice.

Seeing the questioning eyes cast by Bruce Wayne under the brim of his hat, Yun Hai cleared his throat and spoke first: "Then, I really want to know, what attracted our Gotham billionaire Bruce Wayne to come to this shabby Underground restaurant."

"Then can you tell me why the waiter you saw at the charity auction just now is here?" Bruce asked slowly, holding a frosty wine glass in his hand and staring into the deep black eyes of the person in front of him.

He couldn't believe how lucky he was, to actually meet the person he was looking for while squatting in Penguin's underground restaurant.

Yun Hai couldn't believe his luck was so good, the second time with Bruce, ah, no, no, if you count the time with Batman, this should be the third time, this third chance to meet unexpectedly came So fast, did the other party come directly to block people in a Batmobile?

So, did he put on this outfit just to appear in front of me?

Concealingly biting the blue straw, Yunhai took a sip of the freshly served lemonade to cover up the quietly rising excitement, and she showed Bruce a sweet smile.

Be calm and take it step by step. It's too early and too boring to be exposed now, isn't it?

With a sideways smile, Yunhai stirred the ice cubes in the glass and suggested, "I'll answer your question, how about you come to treat me?"

This is definitely not because she has no money, and it is definitely not because she suddenly changed her mind and ordered a bunch of cakes when she just sat down, yes, these are all coincidences!Yunhai definitely didn't count on such a small amount of money!

Bruce agreed to a condition that wasn't even a condition for him without even thinking about it.

"The reason is quite simple."

Bruce held his breath.

"It's just that the family is poor, so I have to work two more odd jobs." Yun Hai shrugged his shoulders indifferently and waved his hands exaggeratedly, "Anyway, a billionaire like you won't understand."

Yun Hai knew very well that the other party didn't care about her casual answer, but obviously this straightforward answer made the other party choke, yes, this was considered to have achieved the goal.

But Bruce, who doesn't speak, is really pretty. Looking closely, those deep eyes are protected by slender eyelashes. When thinking, the eyelashes flutter gently like butterflies, so cute.

Yun Hai tried hard to control his urge to play with the opponent's eyelashes, oops, obviously Batman is attracted to the Joker in this way.In this way, she blamed the roles played by the two without any pressure.

It turned out that there was no answer from him. "I see." Bruce nodded, drank the remaining red wine in the glass in one gulp, leaned back and prepared to stand up.

He didn't ask why the other party was able to escape from the chaotic charity auction in four or ten minutes, just as the other party had a tacit understanding of not asking the same question.Perhaps from the bottom of their hearts, they understand each other.

"Wait—" The thin man who smiled quietly at him suddenly grabbed Bruce's arm.

"!"

The next moment this thin man was going to be slammed down on the bar, if Bruce didn't restrain himself.

I'm just an ordinary guy, I'm Bruce, I'm the president of Wayne Corporation, not Batman.Bruce tried hard to suppress his desire to attack and hypnotized himself over and over again.

It's ridiculous. At this moment, the two of them are restraining their real selves, manipulating the dummy to perform in front of the stage, like a silent shadow puppet show. The fly in the ointment is that only Yunhai can appreciate this comedy scene.

As for Yunhai, Yunhai is particularly eager to make Bruce one of the insiders, so that the two of them can enjoy the joyful scene together.

"What?" Bruce heard his own voice ringing in his ears, dry, like an orange peel that had been dried for a few days.

"I'll give you a piece of advice, don't come here next time." Yun Hai held Bruce's arm sincerely (ah, sincere, how is it possible?) and said, looking into his eyes, "Find some supermodels and have fun at sea Or take a vacation on any island."

"This is not the place for billionaires like you to come."

Bruce walked out of the restaurant, he was not in a hurry to leave, in fact he didn't intend to leave just like that, but there was one thing that made him a little bit concerned.

Standing where he was, Bruce looked intently at his arm.It was held by someone not long ago, and the temperature of the other person still remains at this moment.He was really confused when he studied the lines of his muscles.

The man he met just now gave Bruce a strange sense of familiarity, which made him curious and inquisitive: which side is his truth?

Is the one who kindly reminds you or the one who carries out the order, or neither?

Bruce put on the headphones with a serious face.