[Batman] I, The Joker, how is that possible?

Chapter 13: The essence of temptation is——

Yunhai lived a carefree life for a few days, surrounded by sofas, fat house happy water, soap operas, and computers. She had a good time for a few days, and then she felt bored.

"I'm tired, system, let's have a quiz." Yun Hai lay on his back on the sofa and asked: "Question [-]: What does the clown need when he feels bored?"

"Death? Chaos?" The system responded weakly. It was already desperate, and lazily accused the host of this obvious passive sabotage.

"Wrong!" Yunhai said mercilessly, drew a character horoscope with his hand and pointed in the direction of the system, then raised his head and smiled at the ceiling: "Hneedsbatman."

Obviously Yunhai was very satisfied with her answer, then she rolled over on the armrest, propped her chin on her hands and said excitedly: "Let's have some fun." Together with Batman.

At that moment, the system's visual reception system seemed to see the demon's pointed tail swaying behind the host.

The bug that I just got was used for the wrong purpose, instead of Yunhai, it sent wrong information to Bruce, ah, no, Yunhai did receive a text message from Penguin who entrusted her to test Fisher (even the gangsters have paid attention to the endless mutant violence incidents recently) Arrived), but she pronounced it in a very contrived manner, and concealed the key time and place by the way.

As Yun Hai expected, within half an hour after she put down her phone, the phone number they exchanged in the restaurant came in handy, and Bruce sent a text message.

A secret joy bloomed in Yunhai's chest. Judging from this speed, Bruce must have raised his monitoring level to a very high level. How could this not make her happy?

They met in a quiet Chinese restaurant, where the scent of roses floated in the air, and only a few guests were whispering in the quiet restaurant.All was well, except that something less pleasant happened while seated.

Alfred!you!Bruce stared at a large bouquet of roses on the table, choked and speechless, for the first time he felt that Alfred's empathy was sometimes not so appropriate.He explained ruefully, "Sorry, Alfred, my butler, he thought—"

"Oh, it doesn't matter." Didn't it mean that our Gotham baby went to strengthen his disguise image, Yunhai said indifferently: "There are so many empty seats, you can change it to any one you want."

"I'm not talking about you, host," the listening system couldn't help expressing the deepest emotion in the soul: "Is there something wrong in your mind?"

"Such a good opportunity, so wasted?"

Great opportunity?Yun Hai snorted through his nose, and said lazily: "Inquire about Bruce's approval of some friends with sex."

"He's a bed partner." The system mumbled, but obediently searched the system, and then fell silent.

"What's the value?" But would Yunhai let her go like this?How can it be?The bad-hearted person asked which pot should not be opened and which pot should be lifted.

"The average is less than seven percent..."

"That's right." Yun Hai casually took the recipe that Bruce handed to him.When I opened it, it was all in Chinese.Pure Chinese character recipes, interesting, and he is watching my reaction.

Yun Hai smiled inwardly, and pressed his hand on the menu to rotate it so that it was facing him: He wanted to test it out, so it would be better to play it more realistically, and she, who grew up in China, had that capital.

It's a pity, Bruce darling, that your temptations are all going to fail.Yunhai sighed sincerely.

You test, I take the trick, like a tango that only belongs to two people, dancing on this unmanned stage, it is a very strange and stiff dance, no one is willing to give in, no one is willing to admit defeat, their hands Shaking, they attack each other.

Yunhai likes Bruce's pretentious and casual temptations, together with the way he is always lost in thought, even the way he pretends to be stupid is extremely cute.

When Bruce tried to ask about the hometown of Yunhai, she replied: "The place where I live is in the Jiangnan area of ​​China. In June and July, when the plums are ripe, there will be a long and continuous rainy season. , high temperature, everything gets wet, steam runs down the electrical wires, it's certainly not a pleasant season for the residents, but for the tourists—"

"Aha," Yunhai laughed, "If you went to Jiangnan at that time, you would see the China recorded in the history books. The buildings, towers and water pavilions are all covered in smoke, and the 480 temples in the Southern Dynasty, how many buildings are covered in smoke and rain."

Listen to this eloquent bass, humming exotic poems and tunes, is there anything more convincing than this?

And it was at this time that Yunhai suddenly stopped and asked abruptly, "Why don't you tell me about your own childhood, Bruce?" There was a strange light in her black eyes, and some kind of emotion was eager to try.

"My childhood?" Bruce repeated mechanically.The nightmarish past seemed to come back before his eyes.

The broken pearls rolled down one by one in front of him, and Bruce's eyes couldn't help following one of the free-falling pearls.It fell, then bounced, rolled, rolled in the muddy water, and then touched the body that was still warm.

Two pale but familiar faces, a never-ending rain.That's all Bruce can recall.

Yunhai watched the slight deformation of the chopsticks in Bruce's hand, and she felt his pain, as if it was hers too.The lip line that was inevitably tightened into a downward arc was even extra alluring.

"There's nothing to say, just like an ordinary rich second generation." A solid invisible copper wall was quickly formed between the two at lightning speed, and Bruce, who was fully armed, smirked defensively.

Ah - that's the reaction, how cute and irresistible!Yunhai can taste the pain in those words with the tip of her tongue!so wonderful!Like a poppy, it has eroded to the deepest part of her bone marrow. She can't resist, she doesn't want to resist, she just wants to sink, right now, right now!

The author has something to say: I am so mad, I have changed at least [-] words, I am not happy about how to change it, hurry up and pass these few chapters