Absolutely retarded option

Early the next morning, I took my father's tablet and took the ghost girl to settle the score. Uncle De pulled me desperately, "How can the tablet move around so easily."

Dao Shishiniang can't be touched by the sun on weekdays, otherwise she will be out of her wits, but the sun can't hurt her when her brother holds her hand, it's really strange.

Her brother must be a very lucky person.

"Which coffin shop made Dad's tablet?"

"Wang's Coffin Shop." Fourteenth Niang has a good memory. She hasn't left the old house for ten years and she still remembers the big and small streets in Qinghe County. Besides, women in the Song Dynasty had a high status. go out.I don't know exactly how she died. I heard that if you ask a ghost how she died, you may be cursed. I'm a little scared.

After all, I haven't been to the world of Chinese metaphysics yet.

After walking two streets, I arrived at the coffin shop of Wang's family. I was dressed in luxurious clothes, which were given by Ximen Qing.There are two old women in the coffin shop, one is five or sixty years old, and the other is hard to find. One of them still wears a big pink flower on her head.

Aunt Fenhua saw me looking extravagant and immediately greeted me, "This official has a good face. I am a native of Qinghe County. I have never seen an official like this before."

Don't underestimate the memory and fighting power of a middle-aged woman who listens to everything. I decided to strike first and slapped my father's tablet on the table, "Is this tablet made by your family?"

There are definitely not many coffin shops in a county town. They are all time-honored brands, and each has its own imprint. When it comes to ancestors, no one dares to be lighthearted. "It looks familiar, but I need to carefully identify it. I don't know if this seam on the tablet is..."

"Hmph, I haven't been at home for many years. I went to worship my father this morning and suddenly saw the tablet cracked. Maybe you used rotten wood in your house! Poor workmanship!"

What matters in business is word of mouth, especially in counties with a limited floating population. Which one's products are good and which one's are bad? The word of mouth spreads widely. Incense, Fengshui, and their family don't want to gain a foothold in Qinghe County.The owner's wife was in a hurry and begged for mercy, "Master, don't do this, don't do this, I think this memorial tablet belongs to my family, the conscience of heaven and earth, my Wang family has been in the longevity material business in Qinghe County for more than [-] years, and there has never been anything wrong , can you wait a moment and let the shopkeeper come out to see what caused the crack?"

I waved my hand, "I didn't intend to cause trouble, but I just lost my head when I saw my father's tablet cracked, but if your family can't give me a reason to satisfy me, don't blame me for being ungrateful in Dao Le Yan."

The shopkeeper's wife rolled her eyes, and there was someone surnamed Tao... "You are the young master of the Taoist school? The young master of the Taoist school who has been missing for ten years?"

Such a bizarre incident in a small place in Qinghe County is enough for people to talk about for more than ten years, and it may become one of the folk stories.

"It was me."

The innkeeper's wife patted her thigh, "It turned out that the Taoist official was in front of me. I was blind and didn't recognize it. Please sit down quickly, and Jiu'er will call your grandfather out!"

So that timid waiter is her grandson?How can there be the style of a young master?

Not long after, a chubby old man came out, his hands were full of calluses, unlike his expensive wife, he was wearing a half-new jacket, with sawdust on his body, "The little old man is working inside, neglect Yes. This tablet... belongs to my family." As soon as he picked up the tablet and touched the grain, he knew that he made it, "I remember this tablet. I made it myself. I met Master Dao a few times. He He is a good man who is eager for justice and righteousness."

This old man looked simple and cunning, and in a few words he called himself an acquaintance of my father, and put on an uncle's hat. Anyway, there is no proof of death, how can I still be angry with my father's friends?

He touched the crack with his little finger, "The crack is very new, it just happened in the past few days, it doesn't look like a natural break, it's cracked from the inside to the outside... Strange. The old man has made thousands of tablets and still from I haven't seen such a thing before, could it be that the little official came back, and Master Dao was too happy?"

I really can't underestimate the honest man, such an unlucky thing like a broken tablet can make him say that the ghost of the old father was too happy to see his son come home safely, so he broke his own tablet... It's better than unfilial children and grandchildren or his Wang family's longevity. The material is much nicer.

The shopkeeper narrowed his eyes and handed me the tablet, "This is a good omen."

A friend of the shopkeeper's wife whispered, "No wonder your business is always booming. My cousin's mouth can really turn dead into life."

"However, the cracks are always unsightly, and there is no such rule in replacing a new one. Why don't I use other materials to repair the tablet, and make a wood inlaid with gold, wood inlaid with jade, how about silver-wrapped wood? Don't worry, it will definitely be exquisite for you. The old man is somewhat confident in his cooking skills."

What else can I say, "Just do it, tinkering gold and silver..."

The shopkeeper: "Since it's one and a half, I'll send it to the mansion when it's repaired."

The shopkeeper's wife looked dissatisfied but held back and said nothing.

I took my sister out, but in the eyes of others, I was alone, "Your official, go slowly!"

I hadn't gone a few steps before I heard a shout, and when I turned around, it turned out to be a friend of the owner's wife, an aunt with a dried-up orange skin face, "Slow down—"

"Who are you and why did you call me?"

Fourteenth Niang: "Brother forgot, she is the tea seller, Mrs. Wang, a well-known shrew, rascal, and cunning in Qinghe County."

It turned out to be the famous Grandma Wang, sorry for the disrespect!

"My surname is Wang, and I run a tea shop to make ends meet. Everyone calls me Wang Ganniang."

I figured why Wang Po called me to stop, Pan Jinlian's pole missed Ximen Qing but hit me, but I'm not Ximen Qing Seeing that Pan Jinlian couldn't walk, wait a minute...maybe I can use her to make me Pan Jinlian is out of the sea of ​​suffering.There is no need to ask whether Pan Jinlian wants to get out of the sea of ​​suffering.

"A few days ago, the old man heard that the high official had returned home. He couldn't help being overjoyed, and thought that the high official hadn't married yet, so he couldn't help worrying. The old man is a warm-hearted person, and he likes to help people's mediation. This Qinghe County and several nearby counties , everyone in the village is familiar, the girl in that family is knowledgeable, diligent, diligent, and good-natured, so the high officials don’t want someone who knows the cold and the hot at home?”

Wang Po actually wants to be a matchmaker for me.

Fourteen Niang's expression changed, and she also felt that it was absurd for her brother to be thirty and not get married. Back then, they had a filial piety in their teens, and they were in their early twenties after finishing their filial piety. There is no way to do this, "Brother, don't refuse in a hurry, it's better to listen to her."

That's exactly what I mean.

"Xiaosheng has met Wang Po." I used my electric eyes again, even old women like Wang Po couldn't stand it, "Why don't you find a place to talk?"

Wang Po was very happy when she saw that there was a business coming, "The old man's shop is not far from here, just a few steps away."

So I went to the famous Wang Po's house.

The meeting place of Ximen Qing and Pan Jinlian.

Maybe it's a psychological effect, I think this dark house is full of seductive coquettish air.

Wang Po quickly moved a stool for me and poured tea, "Your Majesty, please sit down."

Mrs. Wang's mouth can make a lot of money, she is very eloquent, and she has a lot of words, "I have said a lot, I don't know if there is a shadow of a beautiful woman in the mind of a high official."

I put down my teacup, smiled and said, "Let's do it, I don't ask much..." Wang Po listened quietly. The third is to be smart, beautiful, and unsurpassed. It is best to have the appearance of Xishi Diaochan, and to be wealthy. Born in a scholarly family or an official, the father and brother must be officials of the fifth rank or above. The figure is also not sloppy, it is best to be the only daughter in the family, it would be even better if she can at least archery and master the art of war..."

Wang Po listened and wanted to yell, you think you have the throne in your family, you can be selected according to the criteria of a queen and princess, if such a lady has an emperor and a prince, they will rush to get you a shabby Qinghe county hukou, A lunatic who kills the star and conquers the whole family.

I clapped my hands, "It's best to have sisters at home, so I can marry them all together, wouldn't it be great."

Fourteen Niang's stomach hurts from laughing.

Wang Po's face turned pale for a while, "With the conditions of a senior official, such a girl is old and has never heard of it. A small place like Qinghe County is useless. Why don't you go to Bianjing if you have the intention of parasols?" You may be able to marry such a beautiful woman in rich lands such as Jinling and Jinling."

My complexion suddenly changed, "Well, you Wang Ganniang! I was deceived by you because you boasted that you knew the gods, but I didn't know that all you knew were village girls and peasant girls! It's useless for me to expect anything from you. It’s my time! Hmph!” I flung down my sleeves and insulted Wang Po and left the teahouse angrily.It caused Wang Po to yell, "Do you think you are a Taoist or the richest man in Qinghe County ten years ago? You want to marry a lady from a high official's family, and you don't even weigh yourself! Bah!" The camel was bigger than the horse, so I had to curse in the room, and I couldn't relieve my anger. That night, I fell ill and lay on the bed like gossamer.

Pan Jinlian went to the shop the next morning, "I saw that the godmother wasn't open for business, so I came in to have a look if I was a little worried... What's wrong with the godmother?"

Wang Po drank the water Pan Jinlian gave her and sat up leaning on the pillow, "Yesterday there was a madman who wanted to marry a fairy, but if he knew I didn't, he said that I was a liar, and I was so angry that I fell ill."

Pan Jinlian asked strangely, "What request did he make?"

Wang Po didn't add fuel and jealousy this time. In fact, she didn't know what to add. "There are official ladies who have read poetry and books and are as beautiful as flowers, but they are both civil and military proficient in the art of war... Ouch!"

"Godmother, lie down quickly."

Wang Po grabbed Pan Jinlian's hand and said, "I'm sick, and only you are worried that I will come to see me. I thought I was going to die at home and no one would know about it. No one would find out until it rotted and stinks. The lady is so kind, it's fate." Bitter."

Pan Jinlian's expression was gloomy, "Life is bitter, and all living beings are suffering. How can I be alone. Although marrying a big man is not satisfactory, it is better than being tortured."

Wang Po: "My lady really thinks so?"

Pan Jinlian thought so, but it was just to comfort herself.

"What do godmother want to eat? I'll go buy it."

"Excuse me, my lady, the bean curd from the Jin family..."

"Godmother wait for me, go back as soon as you go."

Wang Po was ill these days, and she depended entirely on Pan Jinlian to take care of her. As an old widow without children, she had a dark heart and a venomous heart, and she couldn't help but have a double affection for Pan Jinlian.