Absolutely retarded option

I have lived a life of having a house and a sister, specifically described as "Why is my ghost girl so cute", "Is it a sister but not a sister", "Dao Le Yanjia's Ghost Shaking Girl", and my life is complete.But I always feel that something is almost there, um... By the way, I almost forgot that I am actually a sister-in-law!

Shandong is still quite warm towards the end of the year.

Uncle De was infected with the wind and cold like a sick donkey, "Master, you will get sick if you wear such thin clothes."

Isn't it just that the cold air hits and the temperature suddenly drops by more than ten degrees to make you sick?

"Uncle De, you are too imaginary, you don't stop visiting brothels."

Uncle De blushed, "The old man is almost sixty and his grandsons are married."

"Is your grandson married? Why don't I know?"

It is said that Uncle De's grandson was still a servant in my yard.

"He's already married in his twenties." Uncle De sighed at this point. His family has been passed down for nine generations, and his granddaughter-in-law's stomach hasn't moved yet.

"Look at your worried face, don't you have no great-grandson yet?"

Uncle De: "It's not that there's any movement or nothing. It might hurt your body after giving birth to a girl in a thousand years." When he talked about his granddaughter, he looked disgusted.

I don't like to hear that.

"Uncle De, are you 56 this year?"

"The old man is 59, and he will be [-] by the end of the year."

I muttered to myself: "At such an advanced age, your health is not good, and you are still sick. It is not suitable for use. It is better to let you retire. Pack up your things and go home, so you don't have to come back."

He is not a slave, which naturally saves a lot of trouble.

Uncle De was scared to death and knelt down with a plop, crying, "Master! What is wrong with the old man? You will be beaten and punished. How can you drive me away? I have stayed in the Taoist school all my life, woo woo woo..."

Am I unimpressed as a feminist, sympathetic to class enemies?Only a fool can do it.

"Needless to say, just take it away."

The November wind is like a knife, caressing my handsome face.Take out my beloved Red Star Erguotou from the backpack, and drink alone with the moon, what is life like.

"Very fragrant wine."

I was sitting on a big tree more than ten meters high, and this sound came from behind me, it must be a master.

I didn't turn my head back, and said with an air of a master, "Who are you?"

"Hong Qi."

"Hong Qi who looks like Pan An after taking a bath?"

"..."

After speaking, there was no sound for a long time, and I don't know martial arts and can't feel whether he is there or not.

It took him a long time before he said, "Who did you hear that I, Hong Qi... Pan An... are making trouble?"

"Have you taken a shower? If you haven't, stay away from me."

"..."

"There's a stove burning all the time and hot water in the house. Go take a shower."

Hong Qi: Asking an uninvited guest to take a bath, he has seen this kind of pride.He scratched his head and his hair was greasy and curled together. When was the last time he took a bath? It was the beginning of the year?Does that count as falling into the river?He was having a great time chasing and playing with his old friend Ouyang Feng, and suddenly he smelled the faint smell of wine here, and he ran for several streets to find the source. It must be the best wine that can float so far .But the good wine is in the hands of a mysterious master sitting on a branch as thick as an arm, and he dare not steal it.I had no choice but to enter someone's house and took off my clothes and entered the hot pool.Once soaked in it, he almost ascended to heaven, why is it so comfortable?

The top expert, who was dressed in a vulgar red silk and satin bun, looked like a woman, set his clothes on fire, and then sprayed some kind of pungent potion, "What are you spraying on?"

"Pesticide."

Rao Hong Qi, the unscrupulous beggar leader, was also irritated, "Am I that dirty? Did you spray my clothes with insecticide or burn them to ashes?"

I took a broom and swept the ground and went out.

Hong Qi was so angry that he didn't even want to get out of the pool. Shouldn't the beggars get one?

After a while, the mysterious white-clothed master came back. Based on his years of experience, he saw through the white clothes that most of them were coquettish hypocrites, such as Ouyang Feng.

The mysterious master pushed a small trolley full of bits and pieces of bottles and jars, "What did you get?"

I introduced in turn, "bath towel, shower gel, shampoo, conditioner, haircut set, pumice stone, hair scraper, perfume, body lotion, aloe vera gel, hydrating mask, whitening mask, eyebrow trimmer, toothbrush set, Towels, foot cloths, bath towels, bath salts, fingernail clippers, combs, toenail clippers, massage oils... and Dabao."

Hong Qi, whose body was submerged in the water with only a pair of eyes exposed, "...what are you doing?"

"For your use."

"What are they used for?" He didn't understand a few of the many words.

"For bathing?"

Hong Qi's three views were shattered, I clapped my hands, "Come in."

After finishing speaking, a skinny old man in shorts came in and gave me my luggage respectfully, "Dao Ming Si has seen the master."

After letting Uncle De receive his 30-year pension at one time and retire, the old man started crying and crying, seeing that the pension equal to his 50-year salary stopped crying immediately, he packed his things and left that night.The only old servant is gone, so new ones will come in. It’s easy to do without writing a recruitment notice. I went directly to the dental office (intermediary) and said the requirements. The family is honest and responsible for more than three people. Food and housing are not signed. The salary is also high, and almost no one knocked down the door of the dental shop.

The hired family lived in a slum with only two rooms. There were two middle-aged couples, two sons, two daughters, a grandson and a granddaughter. There were ten members of the family, and they owed a lot of foreign debts.The daughter is about the same age as the grandchildren, and the family is not separated. It is estimated that there is nothing to be separated.

The bathing pool was built in autumn, separated by a big house, and it was used by Lao Cao's family.

Lao Cao said that he had to change his name to show his loyalty to the host family. I am very opposed to this kind of outdated custom. He couldn't stand his repeated persuasion, so he named him Daoming Temple.

Lao Cao neatly took a bath towel into the water and rubbed Hong Qi's back. That's right, this young master who is "down in the world" is going to capture the hearts of all the young and old in the city this winter.Let them see what is the mysterious power from the bathhouse.

Although what he was doing was scrubbing, Lao Cao used to do physical work in the early years, he had great strength in his hands and got my advice to rub a tiger into a cat. Hong Qiyi decided that the master would get down obediently after being rubbed twice. The big guy kept dropping mud and couldn't help showing disgust. This pool is for soaking, not for bathing.The master told me before, but seeing that the master actually took out the bottles and cans for the VIPs, he didn’t dare to neglect. After rubbing his back, even washing and combing his hair is hard work. In the middle, Lao Cao cleaned up the pool here. After pouring new pool water and rubbing the legs of the distinguished guests, cutting nails and pedicures.The waiter Hong Qi was very embarrassed.Coming up without relatives or reasons gave him enjoyment that even the emperor did not have.Hong Qi thought that this was the ultimate enjoyment, but when the killer massage came out, he immediately collapsed.How can I take a shower like I've become a fairy.

Two full hours passed after taking a bath, and Lao Cao left quietly after scraping Hong Qi's feet with a pumice stone.Hong Qi was rubbed and lay lazily on the SPA bed like a cooked prawn. Ouyang Feng thought that he would be able to sneak attack at this time. Hong Qigong's skin is so good after using a full set of skin care and body care sets. It can be broken by blowing bombs.He has a good background, and his life as a beggar for so many years has not caused him any actual beauty damage.

"Master, you are too polite, Hong Qi can't repay you..."

Me: "You don't need to report, our Taoist Huaqing Pool set meal is ten guan dollars."

Hong Qi's eyes straightened, "Why don't you go grab it!"

"Do you think the service that the emperor can't enjoy is not worth ten guan? This is the most expensive service in my Taoist school. If there is no one to serve you, it's just a waste of time. It's only 30 yuan." If you change to a beautiful girl, you won't be charged [-] guan I'm sorry for my cheating father. "If you want to renege on your debt and run away, I know you, Hong Qi. I am also very familiar with the sub-helm of your beggar gang in Jinan. Think about your beggar gang's children knowing the famous Hong Qi's repudiation..."

I thought that entering the fairyland turned out to be a den of thieves. Where did Hong Qi get the money from begging for food and stealing chickens?

"I have no money."

I wanted to point at his nose and yell that if I don’t have money, I dare to come to my Huaqing Pool to be a male prostitute for three months to pay off my debts!As soon as the conversation turned around, I went to him in a blink of an eye, and carefully looked at Hong Qi who had been washed. Damn, the ancients did not deceive me. I really am a beauty who has been washed and turned into Pan An. Why doesn't Qingben take a bath.

"Have you ever looked in the mirror?"

Suddenly, Hong Qi didn't realize it, "What mirror."

Me: "Do you want to pay back the money?"

Hong Qi said without confidence: "Of course I have to pay back the money."

"But you have no money." I said with a sneer, and Hong Qi lowered his head again. I squeezed his chin and said, "Although I have no money, I can pay with flesh. You will be my number one card in Huaqing Pool from now on."

I made Hong Qi a set of clothes with fluttering sleeves from the Jin Dynasty, and asked him to work as a kanban clerk at Nvtang, serving in the lobby.

On the opening day, a carriage containing tens of thousands of coins quietly stopped at the back door of my house.

Lao Cao's family, young and old, went to help move the money into the cellar.

"Today, the master is happy, and one person always takes the money."

Lao Cao's family was terrified, and the ten pennies were rewarded like this?

"I'll take it for you."

Lao Cao's family woke up like a dream, carefully counted out the money, and vowed to work hard for the master.

In less than a month, I have opened Taoist Huaqingchi hot soup restaurants in several important towns in Shandong. In winter, it is so comfortable to come here for an hour or two when you have nothing to do.Especially children under the age of seven do not need money.Who knows if the child is seven years old or eight or nine years old, it's about the same.In some houses, a man brought several boys and women and seven or eight girls over, and the shopkeeper took them away without batting an eyelid.

The hot scene of daily income of tens of thousands passed quickly, and everyone has not developed the good habit of taking a bath every day, and those who can come once a month are considered clean.

In the second month, I looked at the ledger and fell into deep thought, "It's time to open up a new market."

In the first step, I decided to capture Kaifeng first.

I just did what I said, and the next day I took Jin Jin to Kaifeng by boat. At first, Hong Qi was not willing to go with me to be cleaned up, so he was honest.

After arriving in Kaifeng, I found that this year is not a good year for doing business.

Because the emperor is dead.

It is not accurate to say that, the emperor died last year, and after a long time, I found that worrying is completely unnecessary, the throne is too stable, and there is no atmosphere of what everyone should do.

What I can't accept the most is that Su Dongpo also died a few months ago!

In the restaurant, I cried bitterly, "Why didn't he wait for me to come before he died."

Attracting the guests from the side to look over, a chubby landlord Laocai came over and asked what was wrong, "Could it be that the high official has an old relationship with Dongpo Layman?"

I took a bite of the restaurant's signature dish, Dongpo elbow, "No, I'm so sad because I haven't met him. There's a question I've always wanted to ask him face to face."

Other guests also sat down and asked with great interest, "What's the problem?"

I sighed, "I just want to ask him how the old man has the ability to write such a beautiful sentence of life and death for ten years and make a new love at the same time. In fact, I am a superior person, and I think that a certain one can be regarded as romantic, but not as good as Su Lao." In case, I really want to meet and ask face to face, I think Layman Dongpo is definitely not a hypocrite and shameless person who is talking about desolation and thinking about his dead wife while having fun. ah."

Suddenly there was a loud and clear laugh.

I know, here comes the cliché male-language routine.

Any farsighted or out-of-time high-level remarks of the protagonist can always attract the attention of the bosses of all parties.

The owner of the voice was an ordinary man in his twenties.

Average looking.

It stands to reason that the royal family should grow longer and look better after being genetically improved with beautiful women, but it takes time.Judging by his appearance, it will take time to get rid of the Zhao family's beauty gene and improve it.

But he didn't come over, and it could be seen that I was not attractive enough to him.

Maybe it might be the jealousy of the average-looking students at the top of the list.

Soon after becoming famous in the world as the No. [-] Restaurant, I rented a suitable house. In order to prevent Hong Qi from running away, he shared a house with me. The house was so big that he lived outside and I lived inside.

It didn't take long for the concierge to say that a guest had come to the door, and it was actually Ximen Qing.

"Why did brother come to Tokyo?"

Ximenqing came to Bianjing more than a month ago to make connections, and just now saw an acquaintance on the street, after all, Brother Dao's face is very dazzling.

"I'm here to do business."

Ximen Qing raised his eyebrows in surprise, thinking it was not a ginseng business, "Brother is in good health?"

I urged my internal strength to force out a mouthful of blood and sprayed Ximen Qing's face, "Brother, wipe it off, I'm kidding, I'm much more energetic these days, but I spit blood and cough up blood from time to time."

But Ximen Qing was so scared, who knows if his disease is as contagious as tuberculosis?

"Brother, isn't your disease contagious?"

I waved my hand, "Not contagious."

Ximen Qing felt relieved, "I remember correctly, this is brother's first visit to Bianjing?"

I nodded.

Ximen Qing said: "Then I have to show my brother around."

So Ximenqing took me to Jinhuan Lane, a treasured place of geomantic omen in Bianjing.

A large group of wealthy people gathered here, shouting: "We want to see Master Li!"

The power of the group is huge, and I also shouted, "We want to see Jian Shui'er!"

It's a pity that I didn't shout to the same tune as them. After shouting, all the clients looked at me.

Hey?

The madam with a wrinkled smile came up to me, "My official, why is that Miss Jian, whom you have never heard of, in your heart more important than your teacher?"

The big guy who said this sentence nodded fiercely, and I was treated as an adulterer like a fake fan who confused the fan base.

Things have come to this point, I have to go all the way to the dark, I sneered, "Is Miss Jian comparable to Li Shishi?"

In a word, I have committed public outrage.

The sound of the qin behind the curtain upstairs stopped, and the building was silent, and the old bustard even put away her smirk, "Your Majesty, did you deliberately come here today to find fault?"

I puffed up my chest and raised my hips and said, "A certain family is just telling the truth."

In fact, I have a special book for reference in the future for this trick: If you want to attract someone's idea, even if you like her very much, you have to hack him, commonly known as - black fan.

Although I don't like Li Shishi.

In my heart, she is not as good as Mrs. Woli Pan.

"Don't talk about comparing with my goddess Jane, even a woman in my hometown, Li Shishi can't compare." I closed my eyes and flattered Pan Jinlian, I don't believe she can't compare with Li Shishi, who is still a little girl. The woman in the story is compared with a little girl, the former is Empress Wu, and the latter is a young girl who has just entered the palace. "The eyebrows are like willow leaves in early spring, often filled with rain and sorrow. The face is like peach blossoms in March, hiding the amorous feelings. The slender waist is graceful, restraining the swallows and the warblers. The light-hearted tongue seduces the bees and butterflies. Jade The appearance is enchanting, the flowers explain the language, and the fragrance is graceful and graceful."

My voice was like thunder: "This poem is about Pan Renmei, the number one beauty on Jingdong East Road!"

These days, the big guys are more secretive and like elegant ones, and when Pan Jinlian hits these noble girls who are selling points, they are defeated.

The big guy was still immersed in Pan Jinlian's color and couldn't get out. Suddenly someone asked: "Since she is so beautiful, why have I never heard of it?"

The people here are all veterans of Huacong, and they come from all over the world. It's really strange that no one has heard of it.

I sighed, "You don't know, that Pan Renmei is really suffering."

After I finished speaking, everyone was filled with righteous indignation, "How could a rich man in a remote place raise such a beautiful woman and force her to marry a dwarf?"

Me: "Exactly."

"It's so annoying!"

"Qinghe County...not far from here! Why don't I go there to seek justice for Mrs. Pan!"

"Extremely!"

I just said a few words, and Pan Jinlian's reputation was established in Kaifeng, the largest city in the world.

Fame and circumstances overwhelm Li Shishi.

The heart of the girl playing the piano upstairs jumped suddenly, feeling threatened.