Absolutely retarded option

I still chose Wu Song, "To be honest, Fourteenth Mother was married a long time ago. I heard that unmarried daughters cannot rest in peace after death, so I found a son-in-law..."

Half of the door-to-door sons-in-law only exist in extinct families in the patriarchal society with straight men and cancer. Ximen Qing thought I was still alive, so why would I want to find a door-to-door son-in-law for Fourteen Niang?

Ximen Qing smiled, "It's so, brother is thoughtful, I wonder where is that person from?"

Me: "It's not far from here, I'm from Yanggu County."

Yanggu County is the hometown of the Wu family brothers. Wu Da married Pan Jinlian and moved to Qinghe County because Pan Jinlian was as beautiful as a flower in Yanggu County.However, this argument cannot stand up to scrutiny. There is no rogue in Yanggu County who misses Pan Jinlian, so Qinghe County is gone?

"Oh? Yanggu County? I know that place very well. What is the name of my brother-in-law?" Ximen Qing cheekily called his brother-in-law.

It suddenly occurred to me that if Fourteen Niang married Wu Song, she would become my brother-in-law and also Ximen Qing's brother-in-law. Wu Song and Ximen Qing would actually become close relatives... But it doesn't hurt to think about it, maybe it's okay It is more convenient for Ximen Qing to enter the room. Maybe in the future when we eat at the same table, something will happen under the table.

Ximen Qing came here in high spirits but returned in disappointment. When he walked to the door, he suddenly turned back and said mysteriously: "The little lady who lost the window and propped the pole on brother's head today, can you see clearly?"

I said blankly, "I can't remember."

Ximen Qing was dubious, why did such a pretty lady forget about it when she saw it during the day and at night, it was something a man could do. That Wu Da is so ugly, so ugly and not very smart, how can you be worthy of your wife, why don't you and my brother do a good deed, how about helping the lady out of the sea of ​​suffering?"

"Brother, I understand what you mean. Wuhan University is a sea of ​​suffering, but you, Siquan, are a pit of fire! You can't jump, you can't jump..."

Ximenqing was not angry when he was ridiculed, he hugged me and sat under the big tree, just like when he was a child, "But my pit of fire is better than the sea of ​​bitterness, right?"

"This is the truth." I said it, and Ximen Qing had a smug look on his face, and was about to speak, I said: "You and my brother will not hide it from you, the fourteenth lady's tablet married the younger brother of Wu University, Wu Da. Erlang."

Ximen Qing had a strange expression on his face, "Is there really such a coincidence in the world?"

you do not say.

Although Ximen Qing said that he loves the other when he sees one, he still has some affection for Dao Shisi Niang who is married with his fingertips. Coupled with my face, he dares not to pay attention to Shi Si Niang.

"So, for the sake of Fourteenth Niang, you can no longer have an affair with the wife of Wuhan University."

Ximen Qing had a toothache, so after thinking about it, he agreed, "Forget it, there are so many women in the world, it's no good, and there are more little ladies waiting for me to love."

Although the stick hit me and not Ximen Qing, it also shows that the fate of Pan Jinlian and Ximen Qing has come, and Wu Song is coming back.

According to the procedure, Pan Jinlian first fell in love with Wu Song. Although Wu Song is a worthless rough guy in my eyes, in Pan Jinlian's eyes he is a proper male god.As a feminist, of course I firmly oppose the divorce between Pan Jinlian and Wuhan University, but Pan Jinlian agreed to it herself when they got married, although she had no choice but to agree, Wuhan University also knew it.Pan Jinlian's desire to divorce is unfair to Wuhan University, and Wuhan University's reluctance to divorce violates women's rights.What a dilemma.Once I did a multiple-choice question, what choice would I make if I were Pan Jinlian.Dad, I resolutely choose to die with Ximen Qing.

Moreover, I think there is true love between Pan Jinlian and Ximen Qing, just like King Zhou and Daji also have true love.trust me.

How about Pan Jinlian and Wuhan University and Ximen Qing? I agree with both hands.

I don't want to be nosy, and how to persuade Wuhan University to agree to Heli is a problem.

I changed the subject, "Do you think the Wushu Congress agrees to reconcile?"

Ximen Qing let out a "Huh" in surprise, "What do you mean brother?"

Me: "I am against extramarital affairs."

Ximen Qing didn't understand the meaning of extramarital affairs at first, "You mean to make Mrs. Pan and Wuhan University reconcile?" His eyes lit up all of a sudden, "I have a way to get Wuhan University to agree."

What can he do, it's not coercion, I can seem to see the tragic scene of Wu University being beaten to death.

"This matter needs to be discussed in the long run."

Ximen Qing looked suspicious, "Could it be that brother also fell in love with Mrs. Pan?"

"What nonsense, I don't know why someone's vision is so low."

After drinking a few bowls of wine, Ximenqing excused himself to be drunk and stayed at my house. In the past, he often stayed overnight, but they were all in the outer courtyard. The status of women in the Song Dynasty was the highest in history. It stands to reason that Ximenqing could not have met Fourteen Niang a few times You must know that they are in the same county, and the two families are close friends. I don’t know why Master Dao asked his daughter to play two roles. Could it be that it was planned to be robbed by bandits and feign death?When I first came, I was in a dungeon.Can't figure it out, can't figure it out.

I can't do such a bitch thing as an old servant in my family to get an old man up at night to entertain guests.

"Don't be too busy, brother clean up by himself."

I really can't stand the self-proclaimed Song Dynasty.

"Come on, that brother has gone to sleep."

Ximen Qing: "Your accent has changed a lot since you went to Luoyang."

In the middle of the night, I heard voices.The rustling sound seemed to be in my ears, and I opened one eye in an instant. The whole room was gusty and windy, and there was a screeching sound of fingernails scraping through the papered windows, as if there were some myriad animals behind. Slow crawl.

As a progressive person who grew up under the red flag and crossed halfway into the enemy's nest, I believe in science.Absolutely not like Newton's half-way defection.

Probably some kind of animal.

I hope it doesn't come to eat me, otherwise I will make it regret reincarnation.

I closed my eyes, and the crawling sound became clearer and clearer, as if it was right above my head.I opened one eye, and saw a female ghost hanging upside down on the roof, bleeding from all seven orifices, almost touching my face, her neck twisted at an abnormal angle.

No one told me that the old Taoist house is actually a haunted house!

I showed a 12 charming Pan An-style smile at the female ghost, and continued to discharge: "Xiaosheng didn't know this was the girl's room, did Xiaosheng scare the girl?"

In my lethal powerful smile, the pale face of the female ghost slowly turned red.

The neck actually twisted vigorously, returned to the normal angle, and the back of the head faced me.

My eyes lit up, "Girl, are you okay? Hanging upside down will cause brain congestion, girl, why don't you come down and talk."

The girl's thin body flickered, "Hiss..."

I couldn't wait any longer, so I stretched out my hand and pulled the ghost girl down, she just fell into my strong chest, and I put my arm around the girl's slender waist, brushing away her hair that was sticking to her face, revealing a bluish-white face Faced with a lifeless face with smoky makeup, the old man showed no fear and continued to discharge, "Girl? Girl."

The ghost girl was captured by my male god voice, and shyly climbed out of bed, "Who are you, why are you not afraid of me?"

"Why should I be afraid of you?"

The ghost girl didn't expect me to ask such a question, she stayed for a long time, arranged her hair carelessly, and said, "I'm a ghost."

"That's also a good-looking ghost. The girl is the most beautiful ghost I've ever seen in my life."

The ghost girl finally turned around. I was wearing a single shirt showing a large chest. In order to make it easier for me to disguise myself as a man, Absolute Option gave me a flat chest skin.

"The little girl's name is Dao Shisi Niang, she is the young lady of this family."

It turns out that there is such a person as Dao Fourteen Niang!

"The girl is a Taoist..."

"During the day, you came to Uncle De and said that you are the young master of the Taoist school, my brother, he is so old that even my brother can't recognize him. Besides, Ximen Qing and his brother have always been friends, so even he is confused. What kind of magic trick did you use? Replacing my elder brother?" Dao Shisi Niang said quietly.

"What's your brother's name?"

"Dao Le Banquet."

Isn't that me!

"I also have doubts about this matter... why don't you tell me that you died near Luoyang, why is your soul at home?"

Dao Shisi Niang blinked: "I... can't remember."

What a jack-of-all-trades answer.I can't think of a sentence and everything is pushed clean.

"I am Dao Le Yan."

Dao Shisi Niang: "Impossible!"

I calmly said: "Since everyone confirms that I am Dao Leyan, only you don't recognize it, is everyone wrong or you are wrong."

Dao Shisi Niang fell into confusion, she still doesn't know what it means that the truth is in the hands of a few people.

"I, could it be that I was wrong!" She grabbed her hair and shouted, with a ghostly air, and the lighter objects in the room vibrated.As far as I know, ghosts who have just died are generally light and powerless, and it takes at least three years for them to be able to move objects.According to the time when Miss Dao disappeared, she has been a ghost for ten years.

Ghost?

The ghost who should have died in Luoyang is at home, and there is a big problem in it.

I continued (guiding) to lure her, "It is said that ghosts cannot have all the memories of their lifetime."

Fourteen Niang tentatively said with tears in her eyes: "Brother, brother?"

I opened my arms towards her, "Come on, throw yourself into my brother's arms and act like a baby."

After so many years, our brother and sister lay on the same bed again. I stroked my sister's dirty hair and said, "Sister, even if you die, you have to dress up beautifully."

Fourteen Niang said aggrievedly: "I stay here alone and no one can see it. Who can I dress up for?"

I reproached: "That's not right. Why do women dress up for others to see? Of course it's to make themselves comfortable."

Fourteen Niangmao showed two swarthy eyes in my arms, "But mothers and aunts used to say that women are the ones who please themselves."

"Little boy, if they read more books and go out for a walk, they won't say that."

"Father also said before that my mother's hair is long but her knowledge is short."

"Then my father must be a man with a few little knowledge." I patted the cold face of the girl who was afraid of suspicion, "Our father and our mother are a good match, aren't they?"

·

The next morning, Uncle De came to say that my father's tablet in the Taoist ancestral hall was cracked.

"Remember the tablet was ordered from that longevity shop? Go to him and reason. What tablet is sold is not strong at all."