Absolutely retarded option

There is a man in Qinghe County, surnamed Ximen and named Qing, he is a dilapidated businessman, but since he was 20 years old, his temperament has changed drastically. The bigger it is, the wider the path will be. Everyone envies and envies him, but they can only please him.The proud Ximen Qing was in a good mood that day. He did a Songjiang cloth business with a profit of 3000 taels, and was invited by the magistrate to have a drink. The daughter of the magistrate accidentally dropped a handkerchief on him. In front of the table.Presumably it won't be long before he becomes the son-in-law of the magistrate of the county... In the past few years, he would have been drunk several times, but now it is different from the past, his vision of Ximen Qing is not limited to Qinghe County or In Yanggu County, not to mention that his first wife had just died less than a year ago. In this year, it is necessary to observe filial piety for his wife, but how many people follow this rule?How about saying one thing and doing another?Ximenqing told the county magistrate that he would keep his wife mourning for the immortal and would not marry again for the time being, and the county magistrate was a little unhappy.But Ximenqing doesn't care what the county magistrate thinks, he has long been no longer someone who can be restrained by the county magistrate.

"Dai'an! Dai'an!" Ximen Qing, who was drunk, stumbled over the threshold of his house and called out the servant's name angrily. , I drank a lot again today, Dai'an will help you to rest."

Ximen Qing leaned on Dai'an, breathed out alcohol and asked, "Why did you come so late?"

Dai'an has been with Ximen Qing for many years, helped Ximen Qing aside and closed the door, and said in a low voice, "There are guests at home."

Ximen Qing narrowed his eyes, "Who's here? I'll send someone to the door without asking for instructions, Dai'an, you're getting more and more unruly."

Dai'an didn't dare to plead guilty, and begged for mercy: "How dare I, master, our family can't afford to offend this person."

"Master, I'm interested, who is it?"

"Yes, yes, the young master Dao is back."

Ximen Qing suddenly sat up in shock, most of his drunkenness subsided, "Who are you talking about?"

Dai'an hurriedly said: "How dare I lie to you, you little one, it's your best friend, Daoist young master Dao Leyan!"

"A few years ago, he and his sister were met by bandits on their way to visit relatives in Luoyang. They said they were dead. After all these years, why did they come back again? Are you right?"

Dai'an said: "You are young and not old, how can you misunderstand the young master Dao? Back then, you and Miss Dao were married on your fingertips. Miss Dao's parents died early, and only two brothers and sisters were left to carry the coffin back to the hometown. Didn't come back... Everyone thought Miss Dao's brother and sister were dead, but they didn't expect to be alive." After nearly ten years of separation, Ximen Qing had already married his regular wife. He was very happy to be back.

"Lead me to my brother quickly."

That's right, the old man has accepted a new script.

In my sinister childhood, there was another general——Ximen Qing.

Junk option, sooner or later pill.

I don't know whether my big brother is Brother Qing from Water Margin or Brother Qing from Golden Vase.

I closed the door at noon, but Ximen Qing was not there. I waited until evening, drank a few pots of tea, ate a meal, and Dai'an prepared a room for me. Sitting upright, full of admiration for this strange man.Not long after, Dai'an led in a handsome young man in dark Chinese attire. This man was about seven feet tall and very handsome. No wonder he was able to fascinate so many women with extraordinary capital.

As soon as Ximen Qing came in, he recognized that the sitting person must be his brother who hadn't run away, "Brother!"

This eager call pulled me back from my fugue. Ximen Qing had already run over and hugged me violently. The smell of makeup and alcohol almost choked me to death, "Brother, I didn't expect you to be alive for so many years."

I sighed and acted out the play, "Back then, my sister and I were forced to jump off the cliff when we got away with robbery. I escaped by chance, but my sister... my poor girl!"

Miss Dao who was engaged to him has passed away for many years, Ximen Qing felt relieved, "Oh..."

"Since brother is living a good life, why did he come back all these years?"

Me: "That day I fell off a cliff, hit my head, and woke up after being in a coma for several months. I didn't even remember who I was."

"Ah! That's the case." After all, Ximen Qing was in the medicinal material business and opened a pharmacy, so he naturally knew about the loss of soul disease.

I continued to make up nonsense routines, "Fortunately, there was a secluded expert under the cliff, who saved me. I only recovered my memory half a year ago. I left for nearly ten years. Things have changed in my hometown, and I don't know where to go when I come back." Wow, I even forgot where my home is, and I found out about your home after hearing my brother’s name all of a sudden..." At this point, I couldn't help crying.

Ximen Qing was also saddened by it, and hugged me to comfort me, "Since I'm back, I'll treat this as your home." As for the real estate and shops left by Brother Dao after his death, he laughed at him, but he didn't mention a word.Brothers should settle accounts clearly, if it wasn't for his brother's family property, he would be scrapped away by the county magistrate.Although it is different now than in the past, Ximen Qing has changed his shotgun for a long time and is no longer the young shopkeeper of the down-and-out medicine shop. Brother Dao's family property is nothing to him, but he will not do it if he is asked to spit it out for nothing.Brother Dao must have relied on him when he came back with no possessions, so he must not dare to make any demands.

I wiped away my tears and said, "I asked someone to find out, my dilapidated house and a few dilapidated shops are all run by my brother, thank you brother..."

Ximen Qing couldn't help but look ugly, "This..."

I waved my hand, "Brother has been taking care of the house for ten years, and there is nothing in return. There are many exotic flowers and plants growing under the cliff where I fell. This time I came back and brought a few thousand-year-old ginseng to give to my brother to express my love. "

Ximen Qing wanted to pick his ears to see if he was having auditory hallucinations. Why did he hear the words "thousand-year-old ginseng"?Brother Dao went to Luoyang, right?Is Luoyang the place where ginseng is produced?

As I said that, I opened the broken box on the side, and there were five human-shaped thousand-year-old ginseng inside. Ximen Qing's eyes were straight. This kind of fetish is definitely a priceless treasure, and offering one plant will definitely bring countless benefits. The brothers made five shots as soon as they shot? !Scared him to death.Ximen Qing was moved in disbelief, but at the same time, there was another thought in his mind. Brother Dao sold five sticks. Does it mean that he has more rare treasures?

As a traditional Chinese, Ximen Qing couldn't help but think of all kinds of "adventures" in the stories he heard when he was a child.

As a seasoned businessman, Ximen Qing's first reaction was to decline, and blamed: "Brother! Put it away quickly. How can such a treasure that surpasses heaven and earth be easily shown to others!"

He is really a countryman and has never seen the market. These ginsengs were dropped by me during a certain mission, and the medicinal effect is average. Compared with the dropped finished pills, they are as different as pheasants and phoenixes, so take them out for me. It's not a pity.See if it is better to take one out like this?

I said sanctimoniously: "Brother said yes, I was the one who was rude, how about this, how about I take back four?"

Ximen Qing's heart ached, why did he refuse!Five changed into one at once!

According to what I know about Ximen Qing, he might be plotting to seek money and kill his life now, so I hastened to remedy it, "The expert who saved me said that I was dead, but he used medical skills to hang my life It's been ten years, I don't think I have much time..." I coughed violently and spurted blood.

Ximen Qing's mood was like riding a roller coaster. Since Brother Dao is going to die sooner or later, he might as well be a good person to take care of Brother Dao. It will be a great reputation in the future, so he trembled and stroked it with three parts of sincerity and seven parts of hypocrisy. My back, "Brother, brother, what's wrong with you!! Why do you vomit blood! Please call the doctor!"

I took out a transparent medicine bottle from my pocket, unscrewed the stopper, and an astonishing strange fragrance came out, needless to say, it must be another precious medicine. I saw Ximen Qing's eyeballs straighten again, and sighed artificially, "This precious medicine is made from a hundred kinds of rare treasures from heaven and earth. The value of each pill is immeasurable. It has the effect of bringing the dead back to life. It's a pity that it is given to me, a dying person. No matter how much I eat, I will die... ..." After finishing speaking, he took two pills.

Chew it, it's crunchy.

Ximen Qing's face twitched in distress. If he was given this medicine, he would be able to become a high-ranking official in Bianjing within five years!

"Brother, what are you looking at me for? Do you want to eat it too? Although my brother is in good health, eating this food will not cause any harm to your body. It will not only cure all diseases, but also prolong your life. Brother, take a pill."

Ximen Qing ate a pill both happily and distressed.The pill entered his stomach, and he seemed to have taken fifty pills in an instant, which gave him the urge to fly.

"How does it taste?"

Ximen Qing stared at the medicine bottle and said: "It's really a precious medicine! It's getting late, brother is not in good health and rest as soon as possible, by the way, have you eaten tonight?"

"Not really."

"Neglected, neglected, Dan'an, hurry up and tell the kitchen to serve."

I stopped him and said, "I'm not in good health, so I don't want to be too oily, just some porridge and side dishes."

"Did you hear that? Hurry up and pass on the dishes!"

Dai'an ran away in a hurry, Ximenqing took a sip of tea and began to brag about his ups and downs in business over the years, "In the past, everyone said that I, Ximenqing, was a prodigal son who ruined his ancestral property. The shops on the street are all named Ximen!"

I praised him, "Brother is brilliant."

Ximen Qing didn't know whether he was really drunk or fake drunk, he shook his head and said, "I'll take you to your old house tomorrow, the floor is very clean, and your old servant is still there."

·

Ten years ago, he and his sister went back to their hometown to visit relatives. The missing and dead young master Dao of the Taoist restaurant is back!

Qinghe County said it was big or small, but overnight the whole county knew the news, and the teahouses and restaurants were discussing the news, "Master Dao is back. What about today?"

"Hey, the Taoist family is a foreigner and has no relatives in Qinghe County. The young lady of the Taoist family married Ximen Qing on her fingertips. His brother and sister died suddenly. It is normal for the family business to be taken over by Ximen Qing, a son-in-law. How can you say it was robbed? "

"Miss Dao and Ximen Qing are not married!"

"If you have the marriage certificate, you are a family. No matter how you say it, Ximen Qing is better than others."

At that time, the Taoist family was the richest man in Qinghe County, and they were known as half of the Daoist city. Ximen Qing had all the family property. At that time, some people wondered whether Ximen Qing bought murders for the Taoist family property.

But after so many years, who can tell what happened back then.

"Which of you has met the young master Dao?"

"Me, me, me!" a helper said quickly, talking vividly, "Master Dao entered the county yesterday, and I was the first to see him. I used to have contacts with Master Dao back then. Really, although the appearance has changed a lot over the years, I still recognized it at a glance. I thought I saw a ghost. Young Master Dao fell off a cliff and lost his soul. I don’t remember who I am, Miss Dao It’s also fragrant. I just remembered who I am not long ago, but I don’t even remember where my home is when I come back. I think the Taoist Mansion is already Ximen Qing’s place, so of course I dare not take him there. The young master still remembers Ximen High official, I took him to the high official's mansion, and the high official's servant gave me a reward."

The other helpers joked that he was lucky, "This kind of miracle happened to you."

"What will the officials of Ximen do to the young master?"

"Because I haven't seen the Eldest Young Master being kicked out, would you still miss the old relationship if you want to come to Ximen High Official? After all, it's his uncle!"

"I think you are confused. How can Ximen senior officials be people with feelings? Mostly they have plans."

The gangster said: "The eldest young master came back and I saw that he was naked and alone. How can there be any good plans? Today is different from the past. The high officials are not what they used to be. The Taoist family property is nothing to him. , Don’t look at people with old eyes.”

"That's a restaurant plus four shops and a house. Even if Mr. Ximen has a small amount of money, even if the Ximen officials have money, they may not be willing to part with it!"

Everyone nodded.

So what is Ximen Qing thinking in his heart now?

Ximen Qing, who was [-]% drunk, was forced by money to energize his willpower, and he didn't fall asleep all night. At this time, he hadn't met Pan Jinlian, the goddess of death, so naturally he wouldn't be dizzy. Brother who won't live long... wait!Ximen Qing jumped up suddenly, who knows how long the brother said, is it three to five months, or three to five years?I think they are only in their twenties, and if they died forty years ago, it will not be long after fortune telling.In case Brother Dao can live for about ten years, he can't wait any longer.If it is murder for money, who knows if Brother Dao has more treasures that he doesn't know?If he was killed, wouldn't it mean that he would miss out on those treasures he hadn't met.He, Ximen Qing, doesn't want to lose money.

After thinking about it, Ximen Qing suffered from insomnia.

Early in the morning, I saw Ximen Qing come out with two big dark circles under his eyes, and smiled at me, "Brother, we agreed to go to the old house today, have you cleaned it up?"

"I'm fine, Ah Qing, your face is a bit ugly."

"I didn't sleep all night last night."

"Why?"

"How can I sleep if you escaped from death, we should have a long talk all night."

Anyone who saw it thought we were brothers.

Xiangxie went out and went up the street. There were always people peeking at us. Ximen Qing looked at me nervously and said: "Everyone heard that you are back and want to see the excitement."

Walking through a street, I was hit by something on the top of my head suddenly, and I yelled "Ouch".

"What's the matter, brother? Someone dared to hit you. I really don't think of me, Ximen Qing."

Looking at the wooden sticks rolling on the ground, I felt something was wrong. Looking up, there was a panicked and beautiful lady standing on the second floor of the small building next to her. Zhu Chai, who is not old, is very virtuous and virtuous.

As soon as Ximen Qing saw her, he became dumb and scolded silently. The woman upstairs apologized and took away the wooden support, "My family is rude."

"My lady, it's all right."

When I looked at Ximen Qing, my eyes became straight. I must be sure that she was right about Pan Jinlian. Pan Jinlian was naturally apologizing to me, and I don't know what Ximen was talking about.

After Pan Jinlian left, I shook him, "I've returned to my soul."

Ximen Qing smiled awkwardly, and flicked his fan, "This little girl is really beautiful."

I said coolly, "It's just average."

Ximen Qing was shocked, "When did my brother become so high-sighted?"

I sighed, "Oh, you don't know, I went to a nunnery in Mengzhou, and women in the world have never been seen again." I almost couldn't stand still and wished I could fly to Ganye Temple immediately.

Soon I arrived at the old Taoist house, not far from Ximen Qing's house, the appearance was well maintained, and a delicate woman won out as soon as the door was opened, "Grand official~"

Ximen Qing's face was ugly, this woman was his recently adopted concubine, she was Liu'er, who was redeemed by him from the brothel last month and placed here, but he didn't want to get a new love, Meng Yulou, and leave her behind.Using the old house of my brother's house to support the outer room, no matter how thick-skinned Ximen Qing is, he can't bear it anymore. His face turns blue and white. As a qualified good brother, of course I have to take care of Ximen Qing's face, "This must be Mrs. ?”

Ximen Qing, "Hahaha! This is Liu'er."

Wang Liuer's face turned pink when I called my sister-in-law teased, and she couldn't do it shyly, "Where does my family dare to be an elder brother and say sister-in-law, come in quickly."

Ximen Qing: "This was originally my brother's old house. I have been taking care of it all these years. I asked you to live here temporarily a few days ago."

"It turned out to be like this, the slave family offended..."

"Sister-in-law is a lucky person, maybe I can come back only after you stay here."

Both Ximenqing and Wang Liuer couldn't help laughing.

During the period, Wang Liuer and Ximen Qing said: "Your brother is different from others, and I like it when I see you."

Ximen Qing said very frivolously, "How about asking you to accompany him if you like?"

Wang Liu'er has no love for Ximen Qing, and he is not angry after hearing these words, "You see how he likes me, your other friends want to stick their eyes to me when they see me, but what about him? Don't squint."

Ximen Qing smiled and said, "He, I don't know yet, he's always been a hypocrite. I'm here. If I wasn't here, you might have been dragged into the room by him."

Ximenqing handed over the land deed and house deed to me, and took out several thousand taels of silver notes, "This is the income from running the property of my brother's family for many years, so don't think it is too little." For the sake of the thousand-year-old ginseng, Ximenqing was extremely generous.

I naturally declined, and I may not be able to use it.

"I don't know what plans my brother has in the future."

"One day counts as one day."

Ximenqing asked me to drink flower wine again. As a reliable adult man, the old man of course refused, "I can't take it anymore."

Ximen Qing looked at me with more sympathy.

Thanks to me too, he took Wang Liu'er away when he left, and only me and a blind old servant were left in the huge Taoist mansion.

Looking at the Taoist mansion, I snorted, the house of the richest man in the county is too dilapidated, bear with it.

The blind old servant didn't know what his name was. Ximen Qing called him Uncle De, and the old man burst into tears, "Young master, you are finally back. Don't be fooled by Ximen Qing, you are the eldest girl who was killed by him!"

The eldest girl was talking about my sister, of course.

That's me.

Headache.

It is really a question about how I called Ximen Qing brothers and sisters and at the same time acted as his charming fiancee and was not discovered to be alone.But it's all right now, my sister died early, so I don't have to worry about it.

Unexpectedly, just after dark at night, Ximen Qing came again, and said: "I want to marry the fourteenth mother's tablet, enter my Ximen family tree, ancestral grave, and promise to my brother."

Even though I am younger than Ximen Qing, I am still his brother-in-law in name.

Ximenqing played a good plan, the fourteenth mother is dead, it’s okay to marry a memorial tablet and put it home, it will influence him to continue the string in the future, but the benefits of marrying the memorial tablet are endless, not only can he inherit the Taoism in a fair and honest way Industry can also figure out Brother Dao's family background, killing two birds with one stone, he is really too shrewd!Ximen Qing laughed three times at this magical stroke.

A good abacus!

I saw what he was planning at a glance, and I didn't want to make him happy.

[Choose, in fact, I married the fourteenth mother to someone else, this person is ①Wu Song②Lin Chong③Hua Rong④Yan Qing]

I analyzed with full firepower, the first one to pass was Lin Chong, he is already married, okay?Huarong doesn't understand, Wu Song doesn't understand that the style is too rough, in fact, I just want to choose Yanqing.

But I am most familiar with Wu Song.

He was still close.

Do you want to take the risk and choose Wu Song?