Absolutely retarded option

Fahong intentionally framed Zhang Qing, maybe he was the murderer who killed Wuye, I can almost say for sure.But this is my family’s opinion after all, Fahong showed his super high quality as a magic stick at this time and threw me away, "Stop talking nonsense! Zhang Qing, people will come soon, if you don’t hurry up, it will be too late gone."

Hearing what he said, I suddenly had a little immature thought, "Master, you are so anxious to let Zhang Qing go away, but the person who came to fetch Zhang Qing has been missing for a long time. Although we are far away It's far away, but it's too strange to hear no sound at all. Could it be that although Wu Ye died, the body has not been found yet?"

Fahong was extremely nervous, "You spout blood! Brother Zhang Qing!"

Zhang Qing was in a difficult situation. On the one hand, he was a brother he had just met. The two went whoring together in Ganye Temple, were arrested together, and escaped together. They hit it off long ago.On the one hand is Master Fahong who has taken care of him for many years. He really doesn't know who to trust.

I made a decision, "Brother Zhang, why don't I take the great monk to the main hall to have a look, you go to the mountain and hide first, if nothing happens, I will go find you tonight."

Thinking of my fairy-like lightness kung fu, Zhang Qing agreed.The great monk shouted, "Zhang Qing, don't make mistakes!" I dragged him away by the neck, and his weight of [-] catties floated like a feather in my hand.

During this period, the great monk wanted to escape several times, and even threatened and lured him, "If you pretend you don't know anything, I will give you the benefits of freedom. If you really meet the abbot, will he believe you or me?"

Naive.

He thought I really wanted to take him to the main hall to meet the abbot?

"I'll take you to Wu Ye's room, knock you unconscious, and then put you and Wu Ye together. After you made out that the spoils were not evenly shared between you two, you accidentally smashed Wu Ye, and Wu Ye panicked and fell down on the corner of the table... What do you think? "

Fahong's teeth were shaking, so he was really indisputable.

"Good man spare your life!"

I was very pleased to be called a hero for the first time. I shook my head and sighed: "I knew why I should have polluted the pure land of Buddhism for nothing."

I lay on the floor of the main hall after being a hero. Before noon, someone found Wuye and Fahong passed out in Wuye's room. Wuye was out of breath and Fahong woke up several hours later. Carrying a bag containing hundreds of taels of silver.

The abbot thought for a while and sighed after knowing, "Go and catch Zhang Qing..."

I understand, the abbot does not want to spread the notoriety that "monastery monks kill each other because of money". Temples rely on their reputation to make money. Without their reputation, how can they trick pilgrims into donating money?

Learned another trick.

I sneaked out of the main hall and went to the forest to find Zhang Qing. After talking about the cause and effect, Zhang Qing looked at the Temple of Mercy sadly, "I didn't expect it to be like this."

Zhang Qing and I left the Mercy Temple and went to Shizipo to fall into the grass and become bandits.

It hasn't opened for several days.

Zhang Qing scolded: "There is no rich person here to play around here!"

"You said that you are a rich man from Bird?"

Zhang Qing had nothing to say, "Not even a poor ghost!"

Me: "If the poor come here, we won't be able to grab half a penny. Besides, we are righteous bandits, and robbers have their own way."

Zhang Qing said that he only wanted to eat meat and drink, and he didn't want to be a bandit at all. "It's almost over... You don't agree with us stealing chickens."

"Stealing chickens and dogs is something that only bums do. Sooner or later our brothers will be the ones who will become big things."

Only then did Zhang Qing see some color in his eyes, "That's right, it's a big deal! Marry eight wives!"

Pooh!And eight wives!You, Zhang Qing, are blind to me, a beautiful woman who is so beautiful that you just can't recognize him, "I look at my brother's face, it's the appearance of a married woman."

He asked: "Which family is the bride, and what does she look like?"

I was heartbroken: "Appearance! You know the appearance, morality is not important?"

Zhang Qing waved his hands with disdain on his face, "Hypocrites care about those things, aren't they all just excuses for half-heartedness."

The two of us talked about women by moonlight.

The moonlight shone on Zhang Qing's hungry face, which was particularly scary.

"You don't want Brother Cui anymore"

"I have said many times that it is Cui Niang."

"What kind of motherfucker, tell me the truth."

"Hey, the temple said that I killed someone, so the government must have filed a case. How can I cause trouble for Cuiniang?"

"I can't see that you are still a kind person."

"...Cui Niangfei scraped me with a butcher's knife, I've seen him butcher a pig before."

"I have a question. Everyone else calls themselves a certain family. Why don't you say that?"

Zhang Qing was speechless, "Brother is happy."

After half a year of weeding on Cross Slope, we really couldn’t hold on any longer. If we had known earlier, we should have taken all of that bag of silver, so why bother to leave half of it.

·

One day, Zhang Qing came back with a peach blossom face, and met the right girl.

I slapped my thigh, "Then we have to confess."

Zhang Qing looked masculine, "I'm not good enough for her."

I opened my eyes and said nonsense, "Nonsense! Why can't my brother be worthy of his handsome appearance? Could it be that she is the lady of an official family?"

"No."

"Since you open a restaurant and sell your handicrafts, you deserve it."

"But I have no money."

I want to say that I have, and my Dao Le Yan has always donated money.

However, there have been good things in the sky that have dropped the pie several times, "Na Ni sold herself in, and served her with tea, water, laundry, and clothes."

Zhang Qing was dumbfounded, "Why?"

I smacked him on the back of the head with my backhand, "You bitch, do you know that you have to be close to the water first? Don't you just wait on a bed? You look like this, so you can't go to any bed if you are a little bit more sloppy. Brother, come here and teach me." One sentence, remember, be bold and cautious. The bold will starve to death the timid.”

Zhang Qing nodded heavily, "I see."

"Then go."

Zhang Qing went, and returned within a few hours with a bruised nose and a swollen face, "Er Niang said that he is not recruiting."

I was surprised, "If you don't recruit people, you don't recruit people, so why are you still being beaten?"

"Er Niang said I deserved a beating."

My mind turned, "She beat you because she was embarrassed! You must have exposed your intentions towards her, so she beat you. Do you think she is a social person who runs a shop and does business for nothing? Everyone pays attention to it." Peace of mind makes money.”

"Is that right?"

Seeing that he believed it, I pushed him away, "Go, brother, go and seek justice for you."

Zhang Qing was in a hurry, "Don't go, don't go, in case Erniang gets angry..."

I smacked the back of his head with my backhand. I was really afraid that he would be stupid. "Are you stupid? You play on time every day, and you will get to know each other once or twice. At most, you will be beaten to death by her. If you can't beat her, you won't run away." If you can't run away, you won't take advantage of the opportunity!"

Zhang Qing said coyly: "Well, taking advantage is not what a gentleman does."

I couldn't help itching and wanted to slap him again.

"Go away!"

So we went to the famous black shop on Shizipo. From the outside, it looked very wild and exquisite, with no decorations. Isn’t there a saying in the fashion industry that less is more.

The dumb second elder brother, who has eyes and ears, heard someone coming and immediately ran out. Seeing that it was Zhang Qing, he closed the door with his nostrils turned upside down, "Why did you mess with him after only running here twice? Or is this kid practicing mother?"

Zhang Qing didn't understand what Lianmu meant, so he just said, "What should we do now."

I reassured him, "Brother, do you know that when I become an adult, I will go to Tianxia to study and pass through Shuzhong?"

This sentence is so bad that Zhang Qing doesn't know how to complain, "Brother, have you ever read a book?"

I stuck out my hips, "Study is rich and five cars."

Zhang Qing had a headache, "What happened in Sichuan?"

Me: "People there like to sing folk songs for courtship."

The word "court love" made Zhang Qing blush a lot. I didn't realize that he is so thin-skinned. Although he eats, drinks, prostitutes and gambles, he is still a good young man, I know that.

Zhang Qing hesitated: "But I can't sing folk songs."

I shook my hair that hadn't been washed for several days, "I'll teach you."

choose

[Although your meddling will not affect Zhang Qing's life, the system is happy to hear and see it, ① sing a courtship song tailored for Sun Erniang. ②Come to a famous song Liu Hai chopping firewood】

No matter how you look at it, 1 is more suitable than 2, and Zhang Qing and Sun Erniang are not compatible with Lao Liu.

then choose 1

After seeing the song to be sung, my face turned black. Zhang Qing asked me what was wrong, and I patted his shoulder, hoping that brother, you would not be beaten to death.Although Zhang Qing probably won't sing with me, the absolute option will definitely control his behavior, "I sing a sentence and you sing a sentence, success or failure depends on it."

Zhang Qing nodded solemnly, "Medium."

Come on.

Me: "Let's go, let's go, it's going to rain soon"

Zhang Qing: "...Let's go, let's go, it will rain soon..." What a fat tune this is!

I closed my eyes and continued to sing, with a loud voice: "What's wrong, what's wrong with you?"

Zhang Qing: "What's wrong, what's wrong with you..." Do people in Sichuan sing like this? !

Me: "I can't see, I can't see anything..." It seems that the order is a bit wrong, and I don't care.

Zhang Qing: "I can't see, I can't see anything!"

Me: "I can't see how far the cross slope is!"

Zhang Qing: "I can't see how far the cross slope is." There is also a cross slope in Sichuan?

Me: "Touch Naizi, that year!"

Zhang Qing: "Touch Naizi, that year!" What is Naizi?

Me: "The son of the second daughter-in-law... never appeared again!"

Zhang Qingwang sang as if dying: "The son of Sun Er's wife has never appeared again!"

Sun Erniang in the room was so angry that her face turned red and black!Two skinny scoundrels with rotten feet and black soles.

Whenever Sun Erniang passes by selling buns, she can't help making fun of her overly plump upper body. In this era where thinness is considered beautiful, she has received all kinds of attention, but like the two outside...

"Who is outside the mute?"

"Ahhh!"

"Zhang Qing?"

That Zhang Qing came to Shizipo Luocao not long ago. The Shizipo is very big. Zhang Qing occasionally robs and waits for a long time for no one to come to her shop to eat. Sun Erniang also has other meals besides human meat buns.The two became acquainted after one or two days. As for why Erniang Sun didn't make Zhang Qing into a bun, Erniang Sun secretly hated him when she thought of Erniang Sun. I don't know why the Mongolian sweat medicine didn't work on him at all, and he didn't get drunk no matter how much he drank. What a nuisance!

Sun Erniang raised the knife and jumped down from the second floor, shouting: "Look at the knife!"

What a good woman, I would like to remind you before killing people.

Zhang Qing was stupid, he couldn't beat Sun Erniang, and he didn't want to beat her.Besides, she has a knife.

Sun Erniang's sword technique is a murderous knife technique, and she only picks deadly places to cut.

Zhang Qing screamed, "Brother save me!"

Really useless!Can't you be slashed by Sun Erniang in an upright manner?

Sun Erniang pursued and killed Zhang Qing with red eyes. Although she was a black widow who opened a black shop, she was ashamed to want to kill after being blatantly called Naizi for a long time, "Zhang Qing! Today is your death day next year."

Zhang Qing was jumping up and down, in a state of distress, I stood leisurely and watched the sunny day beating up a man, and I was also idle when I was idle.

Sun Erniang kicked Zhang Qing away, and looked at me for some reason, Zhang Qing shouted: "It's him! Brother Dao told me to sing!"

Sun Erniang's eyes showed a fierce look, "Too much deception!"

She was hitting a rock with an egg, and I moved my eyes to make a plan, and grabbed Sun Erniang with one move. The old man said in a rough voice: "It just so happens that I still need a Mrs. Yazhai. Seeing that you are mediocre, you can't be Mrs. I can't help it." Be a concubine."

Sun Erniang was extremely angry, but how could she earn more than me.

Zhang Qing rolled and jumped up like a lazy donkey, "Brother! Don't bully your friend's wife!"

I stared, kindly helping you as a wingman so blind?

"Second Niang is my woman!"

Sun Erniang spit at his face, "Who is your woman!"

Zhang Qing said affectionately, "I, Zhang Qing, recognize you."

I sneered, "You two dare to flirt in front of me and give me a cuckold!"

Erniang Sun: "...you are so shameless!"

I straightened my hips, "Little beauty, go back to the cottage with the old man." Zhang Qingda and I went to a bandit in the Shizipo cottage to go public on the backdoor.

Sun Erniang didn't know why she suddenly had a seizure and struggled desperately, "I killed you."

After all, this elder sister is Zhang Qing's heart. I have always spoken. Although I have always pitying, although Sun Er Niang looks like I am generally not good at hitting her, she hid left and right, and suddenly fell out of my pants' legs.

Sun Erniang stared at the eggplant without saying a word.

Zhang Qing looked at the eggplant in confusion, "...I said why there are always so few eggplants in the kitchen...Brother, what are you doing with an eggplant? Could it be that you are very hungry and eat it raw?"

Sun Erniang suddenly laughed, "It's useless for me to boast that I have a sharp eye for so many years, but I didn't expect to see it wrong. This girl's ability to disguise as a man is the most superb I have ever seen."

Zhang Qing: Meow meow?

"Girl? Brother Dao, you...impossible!" This brother can be called a perverted evil spirit, and he is definitely a veteran of Huacong. "Er Niang, are you out of your wits, are you stupid?"

Sun Erniang swung the knife out with her hand, brushed Zhang Qing's scalp, and shaved off a bunch of hair. Zhang Qing was so frightened that his face turned blue. Is she sexist?

I followed Erniang Sun into the house, and Zhang Qing also wanted to come in. Erniang Sun told the mute, "Go get a sign that says Zhang Qing and dogs are not allowed in."

Zhang Qing looked at me and Sun Erniang helplessly, and I took Sun Erniang's hand, "Sister Sun, why don't you let Zhang Qing stay to work and order him around hard without paying him wages, which can save trouble and relieve anger. "

Sun Erniang said: "That's a good idea, Zhang Qing, get out here."

So Zhang Qing and I entered the room.