Absolutely retarded option

Ms. Kuan, the director of the Royal Thai Transgender Institute, almost fainted. Such a perfect man actually wants to transgender!

"It's actually the Italian Mafia!" Ms. Kuan and Team Leader Inujin have cooperated several times, but it is undoubtedly a loss for all the women in the world if such a perfect man wants to change his gender!She will never allow it. "I'll talk to Inukin."

In front of me, Miss Kuan called Team Leader Quanjin, but the time was a bit wrong, and Quanjin's wife answered the phone.

"Ah, who are you?"

"width."

"Is that little slut in Thailand wide! You bitch who seduces married men!"

"...Huh? I'm a man."

"..."

Mrs. Inukin hung up the phone angrily.

Me: "Miss Kuan, are you male, male..."

Miss Kuan with blonde hair and big breasts flung her hair coquettishly, "Yes."

I involuntarily set my eyes on her chest, and took a closer look at Ms. Kuan’s height, which is more than 180. Because she is so tall and beautiful, and I didn’t notice it for a while because of my altitude. Ms. Kuan smiled slightly, “It’s fake. body."

It turned out to be a big guy in women's clothing.

"Actually, I'm Japanese."

"what?"

"The full name is Nahiro Asahina."

"Dean, the operating room is ready." A nurse came over and said.

So far, it's inevitable.

Ms. Kuan who entered the sterile operating room injected me with anesthesia, "It's too late to regret it now."

Before coma, I called the absolute option to make him feel better.

I don't know how long it took before I finally woke up, and what I saw was a vast expanse of whiteness and cleanliness.Hospital?

After being stunned for a few seconds, I finally realized where I was!

Hospital!

Like a young man who lost a chicken in a silkworm room, his first reaction was to reach out and touch it, and it's really gone!

Dad's first reaction was to cry.

It's not right, my feeling is normal, it doesn't look like anesthesia, but why can't I feel pain?

At this time, a little nurse came over with a cart and looked at me with pity, "You are awake, I will take your temperature and heart rate, your operation is a success."

My whole body was wrapped into rice dumplings, and I was locked in the ward. Next to me was a negligee who looked like a supporting actress in a horror movie, pushing a thick needle. Blue liquid medicine came out of the needle hole, and my spider sensor rang crazily. When I got up, I asked the nurse vigilantly, "What kind of medicine is this?"

The nurse grinned, "It's a medicine that can make you feel happy."

What a dubious answer.

"I refuse the injection."

Miss Nurse: "It's up to you."

After being mummified and turned into an ordinary person, I was completely unable to resist the mighty nurse, and was knocked down by a single needle a few seconds later.

The nurse went to the dean's room after cleaning the ward. "The patient seemed to have hallucinations and felt that the surroundings were full of danger."

Ms. Kuan: "After all, it will take a while to get to know yourself just after getting off the operating table, so pay more attention. There are precedents of patients who had short-term amnesia after surgery and ran out to cause trouble."

After being lethargic for a day, I quickly turned over and got out of bed and stuck it to the window. This place is probably a night|work|sick|building!And I was an innocent tourist caught by them to do immoral things.

There is an iron fence outside the window and the door is locked, so I can't get out!

Undoing the bandage in a hurry, what kind of plastic surgery did I look like?

When I look in the mirror, isn't this the original face and figure?

"Brother Jue, you did it, didn't you?"

Brother Jue didn't say anything, so I took it as his acquiescence.

But don't the doctors and nurses here find it strange?

【It's better to wrap the bandage】

Maybe it’s because the time has been speeded up. A few days later, the nurse said that the bandage can be removed. As the best product ever, the medical staff of the whole hospital were crowded indoors to watch me remove the bandage. The first thing to remove was the face. Miss and other medical staff couldn't help showing disappointed expressions.

What do you mean, what are you dissatisfied with the old man's flourishing beauty?

Ms. Kuan, "The operation was successful, and the healing is also very good, but the effect is not satisfactory."

How about saying directly that my body is not as good as the sex-transformed version?

After removing the bandages, I was sent back to Japan.

Inujin also showed disappointment at the female version of "Dao Le", "No no no no no..."

Airi: "Teacher, are you still not satisfied with being so beautiful?"

Inukin: "I mean very satisfied."

"Doraku, no, it can't be called Daole. Since you want to be an idol, you have to have a stage name." Inukin didn't ask my opinion at all.

So I got a stage name.

"You are a beautiful girl who is rare in 1 years. It's too inferior to be a backstreet girl." Inujin said coldly, regardless of Airi's three thoughts, "I want you to debut alone."

Me: "I think it's better to be in a group, how about I go to Backstreet Girls as a trainee first and then go solo?"

"You have no ambition!" Inujin roared, without any regard for the feelings of the beautiful girl who is rare in 1 years, "How about the dignity of being an idol! Solo in this era when group idols are mainstream means being able to I can’t please everyone, I just look at you alone! Without power behind you, you can’t do anything.”

At this time, he turned into a spiritual mentor.

"Becoming a girl is not easy for every man. The after-effects such as hemorrhoids... Renren passed away. Airi and the others have enough experience. You have to ask for advice. Take the time to rest as soon as you come back, and you will be fine in the future." There is a lot of training waiting for you." Inukin waved me and Airi and the others out of the office.

"I am the truth." "Me is Qianjia."

"What about your real name?"

"Ryo Tachibana..." "Heza Sugihara..."

……

The intensive idol practice started. Inujin asked me to debut alone, and gave me the character design of a beautiful girl who was trained in death by the KGB since I was a child. I have to say that the Japanese just dare to play.Quan Jin forced me to do a series of difficult movements and even stared at me with a small whip, "You Pengo Li killers have this level of physical fitness? You are teasing me! Jump for me!"

Spin~jump~I close my eyes~When will this kind of day end?

A month later, Inukin announced that I had passed the training, "As expected of Pengo Lie's elite, Airi and the other three useless idols had to go through a full year of idol training before they could pass. You will definitely become the most legendary in the 21st century." sexual and topical idol."

The Quanjin Group is just a local underworld organization, and there are many direct organizations at its head, and the Big Kuhui, which is at the top, is even more mysterious.That is to say, Quan Jin looks good, but he is not good at all. He is very difficult to manage backstreet girls, and then spends a lot of resources to support a newcomer. This kind of thing is like an old man in his eighties who insists on visiting brothels. .

"I wrote a song for you, the name is "The Fire of the Red Sun". It tells the story of you trying everything possible to escape from the organization for your idol dream. It will definitely resonate. You have to work hard, Yuriko." Inujin pressed my shoulder. exhorted.

"Teacher, what if I can't become the number one idol?"

Quan Jin quickly pulled out his pistol and made a hole in the back of the sofa I was sitting on, "You understand?"

Fully understand.

Make or break, I understand.

Quan Jin reprimanded the subordinates of the Propaganda Department for not knowing which younger brother was so unlucky that he was in the underworld and was no different from going to work, "Is there any news from the radio station? No news yet? How do you do things?"

"Boss... don't blame us for this, the radio station is very popular, and you have appointed a very popular program, there are too many idols you want to be on, we can't compete with others, Mr. Inujin."

"Competition! Who told you to compete? We are gangsters, so we must have gangster ways! Who told you to call me teacher, and call me big brother at this time!"

"yes, Sir!"

Inukin was finally satisfied and said to me: "I will definitely train you to be the number one idol in the world."

Just now I was number one in Japan and became number one in the world within a few minutes. Teacher, what you said made me feel a lot of pressure.

I've always had expectations that I shouldn't have at my age.

On the day of debut, Quanjin arranged for an extended Bentley to pick me up, of course it was rented.The Inukin group isn't so good yet.

"You can fight for the organization."

Has the current underworld changed their popularity to idols instead of fighting for territory?

Sooner or later pills.

Since the "transgender", the world has changed silently. People I know have disappeared, as if they have come to a parallel world.

Finally came the day of the decisive battle.

I dressed up super cute and went downstairs to sit in a Bentley to go to the studio, but I was hit by a heavy truck as soon as I got out of the hospital, and I was lifted up high, drawing a bloody parabola.Naturally, I can't feel pain when my body is digitized.

According to past experience, after I die, I will go back to my hometown to see my mother and all the goblins, but this time when I wake up, a bastard named Tatsumi Kotaro who wears sunglasses announces that I have become a zombie.

It is zombie.

"Yo~ hello! Yuriko Suzuke! You finally woke up!" He exaggeratedly grabbed my hand and burst into tears.

I was caught in a daze, howareyou big brother?

"Tatsumi Kotaro! The ace manager who wants to make you the world's number one idol."

Minamoto Sakura, Nikaidou Saki, Mizuno Ai, Konno Junko, Yugiri, Hoshikawa Lily, Yamada Myo, plus me are eight people!

No, eight zombies.

"You are the ones who want to become idols and save Saga!" Kotaro said climax in his mind.

What is the bastard talking to himself?

Among the eight people, apart from me, Yuan Ying was the first to regain consciousness. Because she was chased and killed by zombies (including me) who had not regained consciousness, she hurriedly escaped from the mansion, which is the house we were in, and met the patrolling Katana He called for help but was shot in the chest because of the green zombie face.Had to come back in despair.

Kotaro took out the CD player and played an educational film on zombies for teenagers. In fact, it is the specific steps and precautions for killing zombies. "Although you are conscious, it is the same as the zombies in the TV series! If you get a headshot, you will die!"

Yuan Ying touched the collarbone with lingering fear.

Kotaro enthusiastically introduced the others, I can't remember what he said, it was my turn, "Suzuke Yuriko! A beautiful girl who is rare in 1 years! Has the qualifications to become a legendary idol, but before her debut On the way to the studio after leaving the company, I was hit by a truck and died in exactly the same way as Sakura! From now on, you will be members of a group, come, shout with me, become an idol! Save Saga!"

"Become an idol! Save Saga!"

"I'm not from Saga, why do you want to save Saga, Hundan. Where is Saga?" My arrogant and bad tone immediately aroused the favor of Nikaidou Saki, she hugged my shoulder, "Not bad, where did you hang out before?"

"Don't forget who resurrected you! Zombies! If you want to go back to the grave, continue to oppose it."

The old man didn't want to go back to the grave, so he kept his mouth shut. Nikaido looked at me angrily, accusing me of having no bad pride.

What a zombie I should be proud of now.

By the way, how did Kotaro resurrect so many zombies?Is it possible that he secretly learned the stunts of our Xiangxi exorcist clan?

"That's weird, why isn't Yamada awake yet?"

Except for Yuan Ying, we all recovered our memories of life. As for the training to become an idol, I refused to participate. In the whole practice room, only Yuan Ying practiced hard.After the plastic flower friendship with Saki Nikaidou was over, I hooked up with Yugiri, "By the way, did you really hook up with Mibu Wolf?"

"real."

Although I have met Hijikata Toshirō, it doesn't mean that I have no plans for Hijikata Toshizo.

It's better than fourteen or three years old...probably.

Kotaro: "Give your favorite music genre singer group three seconds to think about writing it on the whiteboard! NOW!"

Naturally, I wrote about my favorite goatskin, which the British male rock daddy couldn't hold back no matter tens of thousands of years.

Kotaro walked up to the whiteboard with a serious face to observe. In fact, I guess he didn't understand anything at all, "Well... Yuriko likes a very special type. Rock idols, maybe they can be used as a gimmick."

I immediately raised my hand, "Actually, I just like to listen, I still like to sing little love songs."

"Objection is invalid! From now on, you will be positioned as a rock girl!"

Lao Tzu is clearly a secret agent girl.

I raised my hand blankly, "I have a question."

"Say."

Me: "After becoming a zombie, can I still eat? I hope there will be no special dishes in the recipe, such as brains."

"...Yes, no."

I and everyone breathed a sigh of relief.