Absolutely retarded option

The so-called sparks often arise between two or more attractive men, women or animals, also known as incoming calls, usually manifested as - I want to have a monkey with you.

Li Baoen and I looked at each other affectionately, but the ignited spark was extinguished when Absolute Option told me maliciously that Li Baoen had lovers from all over the world.

Italian love Oh.

Did you think you were Reborn Stallone?

I looked at him coldly holding my hand, "Sir, please respect yourself."

Some good family members have always told me to respect myself, but I didn't expect that one day I would say this to others.

Li Baoen said with a particularly magnetic voice: "What else?"

He knows nothing about power.

Like the citizens of New York against the wave of millions of zombies.

Bourne was still a head taller than me as an adult even though I was wearing eight-centimeter heels.

In the eyes of others, we threatened each other with our ears close to each other, and it became a side-by-side relationship. I was innocent in the face of a group of minors who were flirting with each other in public.In fact, I'm not the type to worship foreigners, nor do I think that the golden model of foreigners is really better than that of Japanese people. Although this is the case, I have to lie for the dignity of our Yamato nation.

Unite when your dignity is insulted and you cannot stand up!

I believe in Akashi.

[Congratulations to the knight for winning the title of Bichi Girl who looks at the bowl and eats the pot. 】

Wait!Although I looked at what was in the bowl, I definitely didn't eat what was in the pot!Dad, I'm a good boy. I didn't even have a deep kiss before I was an adult, so what's my conscience for saying that!

Li Baoen picked up a lock of my long hair in dissatisfaction, completely ignoring Lark.

At this time, Skylark was almost awake, his eyes straightened as soon as he sat up and saw this scene, what's the matter?The pineapple-headed nasty woman lying on the ground biting ears with a dangerous adult carnivore again?

Hibari Kyouya is full of the sweet feeling of being abandoned.

Just now, he was full of possessive desires for him, and soon he moved on. Women are really big pigs.

Riboun has grown bigger!

Although I knew that Li Baoen became a baby because of the curse of the child of the rainbow, I have never felt it. When I suddenly saw the adult version of Li Baoen, Sawada Tsunayoshi felt very complicated.

Li Baoen seems to have quickly accepted the lifting of the curse, but countless questions linger in his mind, who is this woman, why does she have Alcbareno's pacifier on her body, why she can lift the curse of the child of the rainbow, her relationship with Pengo Li, and her purpose , demands... all kinds of problems.

[Congratulations to the knight for becoming the eighth child of the rainbow, the curse of the child of the rainbow is in effect, but the curse fails to be lifted, warning!warn! 】

What the hell is the failure to lift the curse?Is daddy going to be a baby too? !

Fuck your grandma!

Garbage option!Give me back my long legs!

In fact, I didn't have the guts to slander Absolute Option. He would call me. I tried it, and the withdrawal treatment was very successful.

It is obviously not easy for these people to stop and take Hibari Kyouya away, and I have no reason to take Hibari Kyouya away. If I have to say a reason, I will pick him up and he will be mine.

I had to pick up the duckweed crutch.

Sawada Tsunayoshi watched her snatch the kidnapper from Hibari-senpai who just woke up, trembling with fright.

Senior Yunque's eyes were so fierce that he was about to bleed, that woman was not afraid at all!

Liudao Mu finally caught his breath and stopped lying dead.

I slipped the kidnapper into my belt and pulled off Kyouya Hibari's school uniform jacket and put it on. Strangely, there was no obstacle when I pulled it off, and it didn't seem like there was a hidden button. Could it be a problem with the clothes?

After putting on the school uniform, I shook it and immediately slid off, which is strange.

Is it really relying on forced air to generate magnetic force or friction force like a high-speed rail?

I ignited the desire to explore.

Pressing Hibari Kyouya's shoulder, he buttoned the school uniform jacket on him again, and then slightly lifted it, but it really couldn't move!

It's amazing!

Could it be... "Are you actually a wizard? Your school uniform is the same as Doctor Strange?"

I vaguely remember watching Doctor Strange, and there is a magic cloak in it that has self-awareness and likes beautiful big-breasted ladies, which is inexplicably similar to the one worn by Hibari Kyoya.

Apart from I ignored as if ordinary coat.

What is the reason?

Ah, could it be... "Is this cloak of yours female?"

Hibari Kyouya no longer wants to listen to this psychopath.

But the kidnapper and the clothes are still in her hands.

"Give me Yundou, weapons, and clothes."

"Why should I give you what I snatched with my ability?" This person doesn't understand the rules of the world.

By the way, bird.

I touched my waist, the trouser pockets, where did the tight jeans have a trouser pocket that could hold a bird?

So, where did his bird go?

I opened my mouth and came up with a perfect reason to escape, "Don't blame me! You smashed my clothes when you attacked, and the bird is in my pocket. It's probably dead now."

Skylark heard the words, regardless of his seriously injured and bleeding body, he wanted to stand up and continue desperately.

Kyoya Lark, a good friend of birds.

"Actually, it might not be dead. After all, you didn't see the bird feathers, did you?" I snapped my fingers and picked up the abductee, "I'll look for it later."

If you look for it, you may not be able to find it. If you can’t find it, you will definitely not come back.

I am the fastest in the world and I will never be caught.But I ignored the uniqueness and width of the exit, and in the blink of an eye, Bourne blocked the exit, lifting a long leg to block the only way to pass.

A fierce light flashed in my eyes.

Stupid Italian man, I want to show you what is the mysterious power from the East.The secret technique of the Oriental Qimen "like a flower hitting the wall", this secret technique is officially called Tieshanjiao. Back then, I even smashed open the big submarine prison, and the abandoned building was just a piece of cake.

My slender body hit the reinforced concrete wall with a loud noise, and the wall shattered in response, and I managed to escape.

Still jumping off the cliff in the princess style with her back facing down, her hair fluttering and her clothes fluttering, coupled with the slow motion, it fully demonstrates the heroism of the princess's dedication.

According to the routine of the development of the story, my Meng Yi would jump down and approach me against the acceleration, hug me, and turn over and lay under me.

The fluttering red long hair was blowing to reveal my face painted with "pure angel" makeup, Li Baoen jumped down like Kaitou Kidd, stepped on the wall and quickly approached me!He grabbed my hand and put his arms around my waist, stepping on the gravel to move in the air, the chameleon turned into an umbrella and slowed down our landing speed, at this moment a gust of wind blew up the cherry tree, and the petals formed a tornado Wrapped us both.

I'm sorry I can't appreciate the beauty of it.

On the contrary, the junior high school students who looked out from the entrance of the cave were stunned.

Why did Ribon do this?Could it be that you want to conquer me with the charm of an Italian man?

I don't like that.

I was about to run after landing, and Li Baoen naturally wanted to stop me.

The fierce battle did not produce any sparks, but sweated all over. This guy's boxing skills are really good, and I don't know who is better than Kisho Arima.But no matter how strong they are, they are still not as strong as me.

[Choose your attributes: ①Sunny ②Rain ③Fog ④Lam ⑤Dark ⑥Cloud ⑦Thunder ⑧Forcing]

No matter how you look at this option, you are familiar with it!

I can distract myself and look at the absolute option in a life-and-death fight with Li Baoen, which is enough to prove my strength.

By the way, there were also eight options for choosing the title of King Power that time, but only the King of Forces can be chosen, and this time it is probably the same. I tried to choose 5 Dakong, but as expected, I couldn’t choose!

Absolute option actually came out of an old routine, could it be like those nine-rate Internet writers who only write one routine novel?

It seems I overestimated the absolute option.

In order to avoid fish that slipped through the net, I clicked on the eight options one by one, but I couldn't choose them as expected.

Gee.

Forcing attributes is forcing attributes.

The next second my head was on fire.

Force attribute flame!

Once this flame comes out, it looks like the king of different fires, even the emperor fire is no match for him, and other second-rate flames such as Jinglian Yaohuo, Wuwuyanyan, etc. can only be concubines.

Li Baoen felt the level suppression, "What kind of flame are you?"

"The flame of the kingly attribute, of course you don't know this kind of high-end product."

Sawada Tsunayoshi couldn't believe it, that woman escaped, Li Baoen... lost?

Li Baoen will lose!

Humming a ditty, I quickly found a public toilet and changed into a punk outfit.Confirmed that no one followed and left the crime scene calmly, as for going back?That's what mentally handicapped criminals do.

Reasoning drama routine 1: The prisoner is likely to return after leaving the crime scene.Just sit back and wait.

[The chivalrous man has become the eighth child of the rainbow, and a pet will be created immediately. 】

So a golden egg appeared in front of me.

The kind in the egg smashing game.

Only I can see what no one else can see.

excited!After so long, I finally have a pet, wait!What if something weird comes out, such as spiders and other bugs? "Can I return the product after knocking it open?"

【You can choose to sell or discard】

Now I can rest assured.

I went back along the original road, no matter how I looked at it, I didn't pass through the space or anything, but when I turned a corner, Accelerator appeared.

At the same time, I also received a notice that I can go home.

Although only occasionally I will be notified.

Accelerator was not there, I packed up my things, did housework and cooked a few dishes, when the courier arrived, "What did you buy that is so heavy."

"It's fitness equipment, sorry for your trouble." After signing for the receipt, I packed the barbell and other gifts in a gift box and put them on the bedside of Yifang Accelerator.

"I didn't expect to leave so soon."

As soon as I pushed the door open, I went back to my home.

My home is still my home, and my mother is still my mother.

After taking a bath for two hours, my mother told me to go downstairs for dinner, and said that my cousin was buried in Doma.

downstairs

The super-perfect otaku beauty Mizuma Doma is skillfully arranging the dishes for her aunt. Her brother Ohei Doma is looking at her sister speechlessly. She has never seen her so diligent at home.

"Xiao Bu is so diligent and often helps brother with housework at home, right?"

"No, my brother does all the housework. My brother likes to take care of people too much."

Doma Dahei: "..."

Mrs. Guili: "Yes. Daping has always been a careful and reliable child, and there will definitely be a noble and beautiful lady who likes it."

Regarding the aunt's remarks, Tuma smiled and said nothing.

Doma Dahei got angry, "You think I'm not welcome at all, don't you?"

Xiao Bu: "No, brother's advantages can only be known after getting along for a long time. The first impression is that of an ordinary office worker."

"You guy..."

Mrs. Guili brought out a ten-inch pudding, "Why hasn't Yanjiang come out for so long, Xiaobu, can you call her?"

Tu Jianbu jumped off the sofa all of a sudden, "Sister Yan and I haven't seen each other for a long time, we'll go right away!"

"This kid really likes Yanjiang."

"Yes."

I fell asleep in the bathtub. In the dream, I saw Bourne's abs and long legs, and I was old enough to have erotic dreams.

At this time, the door rang bang bang bang.

"Sister Yan! I'm Xiaobu! I'm going downstairs for dinner..."

"Immediately!" I yelled casually, and the chattering outside the door disappeared, turning into a silk-screened silence.

I squinted my eyes and crawled out of the bathtub into the steam room. After a few minutes, I was wrapped in a quilt-like towel and opened the door.

Xiao Bu was still there, "What's wrong with you?"

I grabbed the towel and poked her face, "Xiao Bu?"

Tu Jianbu backed away in a panic, his left foot mixed with his right and he fell down, "It hurts, hurts!"

"Are you okay?" I quickly helped her up.

Xiao Bu instantly used the speed he practiced in playing games to roll and escape, looking at me vigilantly and blushing, "Who are you and why do you know me?"

I tilted my head blankly.

Something seems wrong.

Why is Xiaobu so short?

I lowered my head and saw the much stronger chest muscles than Libun, lowered the towel, and Xiao Bu ran downstairs with a scream.

I really want to do whatever I want, and the Armstrong swing gun with abdominal muscles and pectoral muscles is also back.

I'm sexual again.

Take a bath and turn sex!This is my bathtub, not a female drowning fountain!

I scratched my hair with a headache, and in case anyone forgets, repeat, my sexuality is the red-haired Sephiroth.

After returning to the bathroom, I combed my hair, put on the men's yukata prepared for men, and my uncle went downstairs with a sigh of relief.

Downstairs, Domabu was jumping like a rabbit on the flat back of her not-so-strong brother Doma. My mother was having a headache and didn't know how to explain it.

"Actually, he is Yanjiang's boyfriend." Mrs. Guili explained wittily.

Doma Bui said that she is not a three-year-old who is not easy to deceive, "I called Sister Yan and he agreed! It is clear that Sister Yan is ah, I don't know what's wrong!"

Mom looked at me for help.

this……

"I am Dao Le Yan."

These words made me speak as if God said that if there is light, there will be light.

Xiaobu and Daping were dumbfounded, I naturally sat down and said hello, "Long time no see Xiaobu, Daping."

"Are you really Miss Yan?"

"If it's a fake replacement."

"Then why..."

I raised my finger mysteriously: "It's a scientific experiment of the government. There may be bugs installed in the house, so I won't say more."

Doma Daping: "Isn't it a personality or something...?"

My face turned black, and I actually forgot about my personality!

There are too many settings, and the brain is a bit messy.

"Ah, it's personality." I changed my words without blinking.

Xiao Bu: "This tone and face are very similar to Sister Yan." There is also the testimony of my aunt, it should be all right.

"However, Sister Yan, why are you so handsome when you become a man!" Xiaobu started chattering again after acknowledging my identity. "The elder brother who is also a man is completely useless."

"Little Buried!"

"Brother Daping is still very good. Although he is not the person you want to date at first sight, but if you get married, Brother Daping is a super perfect partner."

"Don't say that, it's weird for you to talk like that now."

"And Xiaobu, if you become a man, you will definitely become the No.1 man who wants to be hugged the most."

"That magazine, the girls in our class are also very interested. No. 1 is Saijo Takato?"

I really don't know this.

Mrs. Guili: "No, this year's No.1 is the newcomer Junta Higashitani. She is a super sunny type. After all, I am tired of seeing Saijo's face after so many years."

Mom, you said quite naturally, quite mean things.

"Does Yanjiang want to be a hero after graduation?"

"Not at all."

"So honest!"

"I still remember when I was a child, Yan Jiang said about my dream when I grow up."

I quickly recalled that it was not a decent dream.

Xiao Bu: "Huh? Why don't I remember?"

Daping: "Back then, Xiaobu and Yanjiang were only three years old. It was Yanjiang's four-year-old birthday, and Xiaobu was only three years old."

"What did Sister Yan say?" Xiao Bu asked with great interest.

I thought it was too late to stop Daping, "I remember money and beauties."

Doma was stunned for a moment, and then tears of laughter came out. I put a piece of tempura in my mouth expressionlessly, "It's not anymore."

Mom Xiaobu Daping looked at me.

"My dream now is career and love."

"Isn't that a meaning!"

"It's the same meaning when you say it differently!"

·

I will naturally ask for leave after my sex change, and the arrogant high-intelligence businessman with human fruit ability Shirokuma said that if I ask for leave again, I will repeat the grade.

Since the founding of Daxiongying School, many students have been expelled, but none of the students who were repeated.

I may be the first repeat student recorded in the history of Xiongying High School.

I am a little sad to be a poor student.

Wearing a hat and mask, I went to Ginza to have a drink, but I never expected to be drugged.Drugged, the drug has a strong effect, and the absolute option has actually hit the ground and sealed all my skills at this time, and even my physical strength has been adjusted to the level of an ordinary strong adult male.The person who administered the drug took me away without much trouble.

When I woke up I was in a room that said "Yakuza".

Sitting on the opposite sofa is a very imposing uncle and three generally lovely girls.

"You are Daole from Pengo Lie, right? This old man is Inukin from the Inujin Group."

The energy of being drugged has not disappeared, and I let out a long reflex "Oh—" What the hell is Pengo Lie?

Quan Jin: "Those who betray the family are unforgivable, but Timotuo, the ninth member of Peng Lie, is an old friend of this old man. He has always been kind-hearted and is not like a member of the underworld. He doesn't want to kill you, but he must punish you for secretly becoming an Ai. The punishment for Storaneo’s eyeliner, the old man suggested that you be handed over to me. But I didn’t expect you to escape right after getting off the plane, and it wasn’t because the old man’s subordinates were smart and capable that you really ran away. Take off his mask.”

The younger brother immediately took off the black hood.

My luna-like beauty makes this small team leader's office shine.

Inukane: "What a beauty! Such a beauty will definitely create a legendary idol! It would be such a waste to have you join Backstreet Girls!"

What?Why is this old man so excited all by himself, and besides, I have nothing to do with Vongola and Estoraneo.Wait...how does this old guy know my name is Daole?

I suddenly felt a cold in my crotch.

"Let me introduce to you first, these three are Airi, Jin, and Chika from the idol group Backstreet Girls of the Inukane Group. They are seniors with rich experience. Soon they will surpass them and become the number one singer in Japan."

Diva is the supreme title for female singers in Japan.

I half understood, but instinctively felt the danger.

Inukin: "Airi, explain to him."

The flaxen-haired one among the three women stood up, "Yes, it's the boss!"

"Did you forget what it's called Boss again! You idiot! Call me teacher!"

"Yes! Teacher Inukane!" Airi, who was slapped by Shanfei, a 28-year-old man with a cut hair, formerly known as Kentaro Yamamoto, got up and said to me: "This is Japan, the most benevolent underworld organization Inukane Group, which belongs to Yu Dakuhui, our teacher is the leader of the Inukane group. He single-handedly formed Japan's future No. [-] idol group Backstreet Girls, and also serves as a lyrics writer, producer, teacher and president of the super-class big brother!"

Inujin was very satisfied with this introduction, "Be humble, Airi."

"Yes! Inukane Sansan!"

"As for us, we all violated the rules of the group. The boss spared our lives, but as punishment, we had to undergo sex reassignment surgery. The simple surgery was successful, and we all became well-known local idols."

Quan Jin showed a ghostly smile, "The old man is not a devil, so naturally he won't let the younger brothers die. But, as the saying goes, capital crimes can avoid life crimes, so there are them now."

I looked at the three eldest sisters in shock.

"As for you, if you commit the felony of betraying your family, you should die completely, or be imprisoned in the Avengers Prison until you die, but the old man proposed to Timothy that you come to Japan to become an idol, so thank you old man for saving your life .”

What else can I say, "Thank you."

Quan Jin was very satisfied with my attitude, and pressed my head and threatened, "Okay, then the plane to Thailand will take off immediately, and I will send you there, but if you want to run away again this time Don't think that the old man will let you go so easily."

The backstreet girl trio gave me pitying looks.

In less than an hour, I was tied up and transferred again and put on the plane to Thailand, still in economy class.The little brother who sent me was very sorry, "I'm sorry, the accountant Yamada in the team is very stingy."

My luna-like appearance attracts the attention of passengers in the economy class, and people sneak peeks at me at any time.

The stewardess who originally served the first class also brought snacks from time to time.

"This passenger, there are still vacancies in the first class, would you like to upgrade?"

In normal times, of course I have to upgrade, but now I can’t control whether to upgrade or not.The most unbelievable thing is that the absolute option actually sealed up the pitiful one cubic meter of space, and I was like a guinea pig without money, gold, or strength.Only at the mercy of others.

The little brother He Lai who escorted me was kind-hearted, anyway, Daole couldn't escape on the plane, so why don't we let him go to the first class cabin——I thought so. "Go to the first class, it's already causing a commotion, you'd better wear sunglasses."

The ordinary-looking He Lai couldn't help but lamented that the Creator was so unfair, why a person like Daole was born so handsome, but he was so short that he couldn't be found among the crowd.

I picked up my sunglasses to cover up the beauty of the prosperous age, and followed the stewardess who peeked at me from time to time to the first-class cabin.

After completing the formalities, I got to my seat, and Seijuro Akashi was sitting next to me.

Could it be fate!Could it be God's will!

When I decided to forget Akashi, God let him appear in front of me again, is it possible for us?

Akashi didn't think so at all.

Akashi Seijuro:

Male

16 years old, almost 17, height 178 (grow up), agreed to be a dwarf together but he grew up quietly, have you considered the feelings of Feitan, Levi, and Heizi?

High school student

[Rich heir] was kidnapped many times.

I, Dao Le Ban:

female, transsexual male

16 and a half years old, because I have experienced a lot in different worlds, but my mentality is very young, about 20+, after the sex change, I look like a 25-30-year-old Caucasian male, with a height of 190+ because I have been walking around the death line all year round, with steel muscles and sharp eyes , full of murderous aura.

【Dangerous element】

Therefore, in Akashi's eyes, I am probably a member of a criminal group who came to kidnap him.The moment I sat down, Akashi became alert.Especially when he found out that the man in sunglasses had been watching him from the corner of his eye.

Akashi Seijuro pressed the alarm that he carried with him without leaving a trace. If he did not intend to hijack the plane but acted after getting off the plane, the bodyguards sent by the Akashi family to the airport would block the exit tightly, and he carried several A tiny positioning value, and even a chip implanted in the skin tissue, is absolutely safe.

He also has a certain degree of confidence in his own skills, and has also practiced against the hired mercenaries.

Come to think of it, getting out is not difficult.

If I knew what Akashi Seijuro was thinking, suppose I really planned to kidnap him.

Huh?kidnap him?

This recommendation is very exciting.

Capture Akashi and hide in the mountains of Southeast Asia. Although the Akashi family is a chaebol, how much power does it have in this land far away from Japan?

I get excited.

There is still some time to go to Thailand, so you might as well think about it carefully.

The fuselage shook violently for several minutes on the way. Passengers thought the plane was about to crash, and their faces were pale with fright, and some even wrote suicide notes.

Akashi Seijuro didn't intend to stop with silence, and wanted to break the deadlock, "Hi, I'm Akashi Seijuro."

Akashi actually talked to me?What is his idea?

"I'm dole." I said with a strong accent of an unknown country, probably a Sichuan accent.

Akashi: "..." What's the matter with this country style?

"What did Mr. Dole go to Thailand for?"

"Me? Go for sex reassignment surgery." The absolute option will not let me have the surgery, he just needs to cancel the sex conversion.

It's been a long time since I've been so honest, but Akashi doesn't seem to believe me at all.

It was written brightly in his eyes: Liar.

Is the entry standard for criminals so low now?Could it be that although he is a killer, his brain is not good?He should be the executor not the planner.

Akashi Seijuro planned to continue probing: "I don't know why."

Me: "To become an idol."

In fact, I still have questions. Although Airi and the others were not tall, they were considered medium in stature, and their bones were also very thick. When did sex reassignment surgery in Thailand develop so that even height and body shape can be transformed without leaving a trace?

Could it be that Thailand is occupied by aliens?

Akashi Seijuro: "..."

Fuck it and become an idol, if it weren't for his high quality, he would have yelled at him a long time ago.

I don't know which organization this idiot belongs to, but he can come up with such a weird reason.

Or maybe it wasn't his own thinking, but some mental retardation asked him to say so.

Bai has a good skin.