Absolutely retarded option

Still the same sentence, wouldn't it be useless to let me go if you told me to let go?A social person like me can lose everything but face, absolutely impossible.

Originally, I didn't really want to eat the roasted bird, but now——I grabbed Yundou's neck, and I didn't use much strength, but it looked very scary.Kyouya Hibari threw a mouse-snatching weapon in an instant, for fear that the bird would die if he was not careful.

I enjoyed his tension very much, and shook the bird, "Do you want it to live? You have to listen to me."

God testifies that I absolutely have no dirty thoughts about minors, Akashi... What I love is that Akashi's soul has nothing to do with his physical age, and I have long since left the vulgar taste.

Looking at his weapons are actually two short crutches, this weapon is very rare.

For example, many men want a famous watch to show their status, and social people will naturally be equipped with handsome and scumbag weapons.

However, in a civilized society, if you bring an explosive weapon to the street, for example, my [-]-meter Taidao will definitely be interrogated by the dedicated police uncle for tea. Hibari Kyoya’s weapon has no such concerns. It can be said that a three-year-old brother is acting. Bad needs crutches.

"What's the name of your weapon? And the shaky clothes that were so badly injured are still firmly draped over your body... Is there a hidden button or something?"

This question obviously poked into the heart of Absolute Option.

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[Mysterious junior high school student, god-like young Hibari Kyoya, has superb pretense skills, and is born with a leadership temperament. You know, there is a struggle in the world, and you have eight points of Dao Le Banquet, and Hibari Kyoya will be from you Can you bear it if you take away your breath?There is a saying that when you meet on a narrow road, the person who is more able to pretend will win. ① Let Hibari Kyoya have the fear of "this female disguise is so terrifying and invincible", and take away the face of his deputy uncle, and dominate the middle school. ②Tear off his school uniform jacket and uncover the mystery of why the school uniform does not come off. ③Take away his kidnapper]

What's the matter with such a long prelude, did you think it was broadcasting news?

Analysis, 1, huh, one option requires me to do three things, suppressing in my heart, buying the other party’s high-level executives, these two are fine, but what is a high school student who looks like an uncle with an uncle face?At least nine Japanese delinquents grow up like uncles, can you be more precise, such as their names?Zhaba Bingsheng Middle School... If I remember correctly, Hibari Kyoya is still a junior high school student, and my father and I are about to enter the second year of high school, and I went to Zhaba junior high school, which is too low.It is said that I also had the ambition to dominate the country back then.

2. Tear off the school uniform jacket, simple.But solving the puzzle is a bit ambiguous, what if the coat is snatched and the secret cannot be understood?The trap is right.

3. To snatch the kidnapper, you must subdue him first.But this kid is sick and he's about to fall down, and it's easy to subdue him.

I licked my lips and gave Hibari Kyouya a wolf-like look.

Hibari Kyouya tightened his chrysanthemum reflexively, as if an army of zombies had secretly surrounded him.

He gripped the crutches tightly.

I was like a strange man who asked a little girl to watch goldfish in the alley and stretched out his hand to Skylark, "Son, don't be afraid, come to Auntie."

Hibari Kyouya looked at "Auntie" with a strange expression, and his intuition told him that nothing good would happen.

Seeing that Hibari Kyoya could not be fooled, that's right, only the mentally retarded would be fooled by such a mentally retarded person, I grabbed Yundou maliciously and shook, "Do you still want your bird?"

Hibari Kyoya looked at me with despicable words written all over her eyes, but Yundou was his beloved pet, and it was impossible for him not to save it.I have mastered Hibari Kyouya's Achilles' heel, there's no way he won't be fooled.

"What do you want?" In fact, Kyouya Hibari felt that this question was superfluous. From the very beginning, this woman looked at him with the possessiveness of a garbage scumbag. Don't look at Kyouya Hibari at all like him at his age. The boy is full of interest in the opposite sex. In fact, he has quite strong confidence in his appearance. Although he is still young now, his facial features and posture can completely predict how charming he will be in ten years.

Although most of the rumors were that beautiful girls were taken away by powerful people as playthings, there were not a few cases where beautiful and handsome boys were taken away, but they were not discovered.

Hibari Kyouya regarded Dorakuyan as that kind of woman, but he only heard that the women who did that were all grown women, and he didn't expect that underage girls who were not a few years older than him also had this hobby.

This country is really rotten to the bone.skylark thought

I never thought that Hibari Kyoya's thoughts would be so complicated, let alone that he would look at me like this. Although my morals are a little lower than usual, my bottomless morals still hide a crystal-clear heart , I don’t know which person with sharp eyes will find this side of me.

Although he was seriously injured, Hibari Kyouya didn't want to show this side, after all, he is a social person.He approached with a duckweed axe in his hand, his steps were steady and powerful, he didn't seem to be injured at all, but the distance between us was less than three meters, Hibari Kyouya suddenly rushed over with a duckweed axe in his hand, he Haven't given up yet, are you going to fight to the death?

I yelled, "You don't want your bird to live." Zai seemed to strangle Yundou's neck hard.

Yundou screamed, his two claws straightened suddenly, and the feathers all over his body exploded into a round ball.It's dead.

Hibari Kyouya did not attack my other parts, but aimed at my wrist, and hit my wrist. When there was pain in my hand, he would reflexively let go of his hand and retracted his arm.

I did let go of my hand, and when Yunque reached out to grab Yundou, the other hand grabbed Yundou back faster than him.

Yundou experienced a shocking death scene, and the whole bird fainted.

But in Skylark's eyes, Yundou is dead.

He got angry and attacked me desperately.

To be honest, he couldn't touch me at all, and I didn't have the kindness to pretend to be hit, just to make him feel at ease.

He was fine just now, why did he go crazy all of a sudden?

While thinking about it, he leisurely avoided his attacking posture, as beautiful as a light butterfly, Hibari Kyouya swung hundreds of kidnappers at me in just one minute, and all of these attacks failed.He stopped panting, his eyes were sharp and full of killing intent.

I blinked my eyes in a daze, and raised my hand holding Yundou with an epiphany, wouldn't he think that I crushed Yundou to death, do I look like such a cruel person?

There was still a raging fire on the iron plate and under the pot beside it, and the skylark hit the iron plate, spilling all the seasonings, and all the chili powder on the red-hot iron plate, and the iron plate roasted the chili powder Sizzling, the strong spicy smell filled this small and narrow space, my eyes were burning, and my nose was itchy. I must not sneeze at this time, it would damage the image. Sneezing down, the breath is gone.

Skylark was already at the end of his strength, and he was exhausted after attacking desperately for so long, and he could no longer stand in front of him.

I waited for a while and saw that he didn't move, so I poked his forehead with my finger, and Hibari Kyouya fell back straight.

He actually stood dizzy!

Although his appearance is handsome, his character is completely tough.

My husband likes tough guys the most.

I especially like to tie them up and press them to make them cry. This is my deepest hidden obsession.

Hope to know.

He put Yundou in his pocket and hugged Hibari Kyouya, and kicked the wall to face a pineapple head with strange symbols in its eyes.

"Where do you want to take him?" Pineapple head said.

Me: "I want you to take care of it."

Liudao Mukuro activated the illusion with a flick of his fingers, and countless snakes came out from all directions, entangled my feet and climbed up.But actually, Dad, I am 100% magic resistant.

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[It's time to teach the tentacle lovers a lesson, ① stuff a cobra into his mouth ② into o. 】

This is so fucking evil!

Knives are okay, kidnappers are okay!But snakes!The difficulty of twisting and twisting the snake is too high, why don't I put a mouse in it first and then put a snake into the o to eat the mouse, which is simpler and quicker.

I grabbed a phantom snake, and Absolute Option instantly turned it into a live baby cobra that was as thick as a baby's wrist.

Liu Dao Mu realized something was wrong, but it was too late.

I kept Skylark on the ground, and held Liudaomu, Liudaoku struggled desperately, although I don't know how he activated the illusion to enter the girl's body.I grabbed the snake's head, pinched Liudaomu's chin and thrust it hard—Liudaoku struggled desperately, but couldn't escape from my palm at all!Even if he wanted to leave Collom's body, he couldn't do it.I skillfully pinched the snake and gave Liu Dao Mu a basic deep|throat.

Liudaokui was crying, his cheeks were flushed, his arms were pressed on top of his head, and his toes were kicking wildly.

Sawada Tsunagiri, Bourne, Italian silver short, and others who came to find Hibari Kyoya opened their mouths wide open, and Liudao Mu's minions, Italian Tabby and Italian Chinchilla, even had their eyes popped out of the window, and something obscene was stuffed into Mukuro's mouth !

I glanced at these people out of the corner of my eye. They didn't meet my high standards of aesthetics.

At this time, the cobra has penetrated into Liudao Mukuro's esophagus.He was so choked that he couldn't breathe, and Tsunayoshi Sawada panicked, "Riboen! That person seems to be dying!"

Tabby and Jinjila also reacted to his shout, and rushed forward meowing.

"Master Mukuro!"

I kicked the tabby away, "Sorry, I'm not from Cat Pie."

The city island dog's first reaction was that he was a canine boyfriend, and then the severe pain in his abdomen made him bared his teeth and barked, "Let go of Master Mukuro."

I sneered and continued to stuff the rest of the snake body into Liu Dao Mu’s mouth, “It’s so stupid, after seeing such an embarrassing scene, do you think the boss will regard you as a reliable subordinate in the future? I’m afraid he will think of you now when he sees you.” Bar."

Jojima Dog: "Nonsense! Master Mukuro wouldn't do that!"

I got off Liudaokuo and pulled him up so that his face faced my subordinates. At this moment, Liudaokuo's face was in a mess, like a female college student who had just escaped from a ravine.

I grabbed Liudao Mukuro's chin and forced him to look at the crowd, "I promise to your subordinates."

Shirojima Inu is going crazy, he cherishes and protects his beloved Lord Mukuro so much that this woman humiliates him in such a nasty way!

Liu Dao Mu couldn't speak at all, and couldn't close his mouth. I pressed his ear and said, "Thank me dear, I actually wanted to stuff the snake into this o." Rubbed his tailbone.

Liudaoku suffered from severe hypoxia and had hallucinations. It's so funny. He, a illusionist, would have hallucinations. In the hallucinations, he returned to the Italian town where he was a child... Before he could hold his mother's hand, the devil exploded in his ear The same woman's voice, what did she say?where to put it? !

I grabbed the tail of the snake and pulled the snake out little by little. The cobra had passed out.

"Remember one sentence, people who often play with snakes will one day be drilled into owls by snakes. Do you remember?"

"mortaccitua!" Liu Dao Mu angrily uttered an Italian curse.

The good guy actually told me to die, I grabbed Liudao Mukuro's pants, since he scolded me, I didn't show mercy, "Chisputatainsu, losputoglitornosulviso."

The kind-hearted Sawada Tsunayoshi couldn't stand it any longer, and yelled that he would try his best to save Liudaokuo and jumped out of his claws, "Although Liudaokui is not a good person, you can't abuse him!"

Partner of justice?

In other words, this kid is not my type at all.

Good luck to him.

Absolute Option didn't move either, and it seemed that they didn't plan to do anything to him.

Sawada Tsunayoshi was very apprehensive, for fear of being caught and treated the same way.Even so, Li Baoen will definitely save him, probably...

He suddenly turned his head to look at Li Baoen, the baby wearing a gentleman's hat was standing on top of the prison temple Hayato and gave him an evil smile.

Sawada Tsunayoshi shuddered, Li Baoen definitely had no intention of saving him!

Although Tsunayoshi Sawada jumped out, his legs were shaking all the time. I picked up the cobra covered with stomach acid and mucus with some disgust. Fortunately, the tail was not contaminated. "Why do you want to try it? It has been washed and painted seasoning, do you like sour ones?"

The flame above Tsunayoshi Sawada's head was instantly extinguished.

Mother, this woman is so scary, the devil is ten thousand times scarier than the mafia!

Li Baoen, "Gang, don't back down."

I glanced at the suit in surprise, I didn't expect him to be the one who can make the decision. Speaking of which, I have almost forgotten what the plot of the anime they are in is.

Moreover, the absolute option is obviously very interested in Yitou.

【You have triggered the secret of 7】

Whoa! 7!

I am the eighth king after the seven kings, and now there is another 7emmmm, an ominous premonition.

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[Congratulations to the knight for becoming the eighth child of the rainbow. Select the nipple color ① pink ② black ③ white ④ brown ⑤ mermaid color ⑥ pumpkin color ⑦ bean paste color ⑧ duck blood red ⑨ aunt color]

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1-4 is normal, 5-9 is so fat! ! !

Can't you just say "cut the male sex" and save 4 vacancies!

But my favorite is the ins super hot mermaid Jise, a must-have for Japanese girls.

Choose 5.

In an instant, my coat was shattered, and it was shredded by the wind blade made by Hibari Kyouya just now. After the coat was shattered, my perfect figure wearing a simple black sports vest was exposed.

It is said that a woman's underwear style can reflect her true heart, and my heart is as solid as this tight vest. IKEA.

Sawada Tsunayoshi's face instantly turned red and smoked.

The moment the clothes fell to the ground, a necklace appeared around my neck.

The pendant turned out to be a mermaid-colored pacifier, which happened to be caught in the cleavage, giving off an ambiguous pink light.

People are different. Wearing a pacifier on one head is an ordinary prop, but mine is like an immoral prop.

Riboun recognized at a glance that the pacifier I was wearing had the same power as Alcobaleno.

He jumped onto my shoulder in twos and reached for the pacifier.

Then, due to some mysterious force, the two pacifiers shone with light at the same time and enveloped Li Baoen. After the light dissipated, Li Baoen turned back into an eight-foot Italian handsome man, the kind that is unobstructed.Due to inertia, he changed from standing on my shoulder to hugging my shoulder from behind, and his hand changed from pinching the pacifier to clasping my chest.

Dad I was completely indifferent.

Ah... Sure enough, this level of contact is nothing to me.

Although he is now naked close to me.

If Bao En was only 50.00% surprised when he saw the eighth pacifier that had never appeared before, then the amount of shock would soar by 80.00% all of a sudden.

This pose gave me quite a sense of familiarity. I also deepened the father-son relationship with Ace in the same way.It's just that Ace is in the front and I am in the back.

I coughed, "Sir, there are many children under the age of 15 here, can you restrain yourself?" That's right, Li Baoen, please respect yourself.

Responding, Li Baoen picked up the lizard and conjured up a set of clothes, so he didn't have to wear it himself.

Li Baoen, who had regained his handsome state, held my wrist. I have to say that the abandoned building, dark colors, handsome men and glamorous girls are the first shocking still photos without retouching.

I'm sure there was a spark between us.