Absolutely retarded option

The wind on Meteor Street was a bit noisy.

I was a little bit overwhelmed when the absolute option told me that the street office had been completely built.

【You can choose to stay or you can choose to leave. 】

Of course I'm leaving.

After Absolute Option repaired the system loopholes, he changed back to his original self, and Donald Duck disappeared. That’s right, Absolute Option has always been for the purpose of torturing me. What’s the point of choosing a child husband for an Il fan?

I choose to leave without saying goodbye, real men never look back at the explosion and say goodbye.

A thousand words are in the wine.

After traveling thousands of miles with bags on their backs, they finally returned to the edge of the Dark Continent.

The time changed inadvertently, and more than ten years later, my halo changed from "the director of the Meteor Street Sub-district Office" to "the gatekeeper of the boundary between the human world and the dark continent".

In addition, I also have the following halo titles: the eighth king, the king of the king, the overlord of the East China Sea gourmet empire, the owner of the whale island (not activated), the dragon chef, the world's first forging, the god judge (not activated), the master of conquering barbarians将军……这些还算好的,但是诸如帝光五黑、最终尾随痴汉、节操终结者、揍敌客宗妇、ntr精英、小叔子爱好者……都是什么鬼！

I ntr who fucked which brother-in-law!

The violent mountain wind blew across my jade-like face. Dahui, Erhuang, and Xiaozheng ran over happily. One rubbed against my calf, one arched my chest, and the other wrapped around my shoulder. Unexpectedly, after I left for so long, they still Waiting for me here, do they have feelings for me other than conquering by force?

"Haw! Haw!"

"What do you mean there is someone waiting for me in the house?" I suddenly turned around and out of the stone house came a man with the same short hair style as me and two cockroach whiskers.

"You are...Zhou Fangzun?"

After a few days, the woman no longer knew his name.

"You are here to take over my position, very good." I remembered that there was such a thing, I patted Xiaozheng on the head, "You go fight with him and try his methods."

It's not a point-and-shoot but a life-and-death struggle. Xiaozheng roared back into the Dark Night Emperor of the Dark Continent. I was a little worried whether Zhou Fangzun would be able to beat him. Obviously my worries were unnecessary.

Zhou Fangzun almost burned the wasteland into crystals, and Xiao Zheng shrank back to the size of a Kewpie.Lying in my arms motionless.

"Am I eligible to be the new gatekeeper?"

"Too much."

Throwing the blame to Zhou Fangzun, I went back to the metropolis happily, and Munakata Reiji invited me to drink tea, accusing me of taking away his chance to get along with Zhou Fangzun.

Hey, "You really don't know good from bad. If I don't help him, he would have died a long time ago. Where he can use the power of the Scarlet King at will. If you miss him, go see him!"

Reji Munakata gritted his teeth, "I don't miss him!"

I still don't admit it, it's really arrogant.

Xiongying’s classmates held a welcome party for me, and I sat among Xiao Shangao’s gifts and burst into tears, “Thank you for your love for me.” Thank you Xiongying for not taking care of that woman Qiao Xinmei.

The class started, and the school carefully evaluated my combat effectiveness and decided to transfer me to the hero class as a transfer student. This aroused the jealousy of many ordinary students, but considering my strong personality, no one dared to speak up.

I moved a chair and went to the hero department. Originally, I wanted to go to class 2, but the mentally retarded golden retriever in class [-] made me angry when I met him, saying that I was a fake fairy bitch. I have only seen such a cheap man in my life. Dad unceremoniously pressed his face into the toilet to accept the baptism of toilet cleaner.

"Let's think about the hero's name today. I invited the Mountain Lady to come over—"

Hero name!When a hero naturally wants to think about the name of the hero.I didn't have the idea of ​​being a hero, so my eyes were darkened, "Teacher, do I want to too?"

"Of course."

Aizawa-sensei also looked awake today.

Everyone reported their names one after another, some qualified and some unqualified.

Everyone came up with interesting, boring, ordinary and shameful titles, and it was my turn. I took the paper and walked up to the Mountain Woman, "Let me see that Daole's hero name is—ohmygod?! (Ou Mygood)”

"Doraku-san, are you serious?"

I nodded, in fact, it was the absolute option that asked me to choose this way, choose one of ohmygod and cake seller.

Do I have a choice?

The Mountain Lady whispered, "Even if you worship All Might..."

"I have decided."

Midoriya Izuku, who thinks he is the number one loyal fan of All Might, gave me an admiring look. Although he admires All Might, he hasn't reached the point where he has to match All Might's name as a hero.

After returning home, I chatted with Qianxu on the phone, "Qianxu, did you choose the name of the hero?"

"I chose."

"I chose too"

"Aren't you a general subject?"

"The principal thinks it's a pity that I'm not a hero."

"Oh, what's your name then?"

"You speak first."

The two of us argued about who was the first to argue, "Is your name really bloodbutterfly?"

"No."

I was a little bit expectant, "That's it?"

"bloodhunt."

bloodhunt?

"Blood hunting?"

"How about it, isn't it super cool?"

"I thought you would have given up—a name like that long ago."

Sangu Shangqianxu picked out her ears, "What? You don't think it sounds good."

"It feels like a second illness."

Qian Xu said that she was injured and wanted to have a cold war with me, "Under normal circumstances, based on the number of days we have been separated and the number of phone calls, we should have broken up long ago."

I lost my one and only best friend, and now I kind of miss Sancun.

The third semester was a bit difficult. Although I was transferred to the hero class, I didn't want to train, and the principal agreed.I love a free society.

"Have you heard that a transfer student is coming, and he's a handsome guy!" Why is Xiongying's girl so superficial?

"Hey, is he more handsome than classmate Hong?"

"Not sure."

The girls were chattering in a circle, I glanced at Hong Jiaodong from the corner of my eye, he obviously cared a little but pretended not to care about the slight movement of the back of his head, he must be eavesdropping!Unexpectedly, the male god Hong Jiao Dong, who became popular among heroic girls as soon as he entered school, actually cared about his image.

Anyway, I sat next to classmate Hong when I was idle and bored.

"Ah boom."

Hong Jiaodong: What is it, Ah Hong?

I smiled very familiarly, "Do you mind if I call you that?"

What else can I say?nodded.

I rubbed against him again, "Ah Hong, oops, that's a nice name." I suddenly discovered that Hong is actually a very easy-to-get-together type. It looks half like an iceberg and half like a flame, so maybe it's actually a particularly easy-to-handle type. .I'm like an old driver who has read thousands of sails and stared at an innocent female high school student who hasn't graduated from high school, secretly looking at him and coming up with countless hook-up plans as soon as he turned his mind.

"I heard that there is going to be a transfer student. I don't know if it's from the hero class or another class? It shouldn't be so easy to transfer to the hero class, right?" If you were to change to someone who has no vision, for example, Wuli Xie Er would definitely say: You Isn't it just switching from the general department to the hero department? Excuseme, are you implying that you are very good? Ha, ha, ha.

The upright and old-fashioned Hong Jiaodong has no meaning at all, "As long as you pass the exam, you should be fine."

I seem to be a stickler: "What about the actual combat test? You have played robots before entering school."

Hong Jiaodong thought to himself that those robots were slow and easy to defeat.

The class bell rang, and Aizawa-sensei came in with a tall boy with orange-brown short hair, "This is Ayanokouji Kiyotaka, and I will be your classmate from now on. Alright, the next thing is to introduce myself, Ayanokouji would like to introduce alone?"

"I don't want to."

"...Then sit behind the Dora Banquet."

Transfer students get better and transfer students have to sit together?What a bloody trick.

Because it is the front and rear desks and I am the No.1 beautiful girl of Xiongying High School, so Aizawa Yuta naturally asked me to show him around. In fact, it is better to leave this kind of thing to the class president who is obviously passionate, and it is not long since the start of school. I have just returned from being an exchange student and have forgotten many things, and I am not the type to know the way very well.

During the lunch break, I took Ayanokōji Kiyotaka for a stroll.

"Why did you transfer to Xiongying, which school did Ayanokōji go to before?"

"I never went to school."

I knew, "Ah, it's a tutor-type elite education. Don't look at me so strangely. Although it sounds a little rare, I'm not the type to make a fuss." I must be fascinated by me.Don't fall in love with your sister or you will just hide and cry secretly.

"Do you, Doraku, like to be noticed?"

I nodded without thinking, "I like it very much."

"Then what kind of place do you think Xiongying High School is?"

"The cradle for cultivating heroes?" I felt that this student Ayanokōji Kiyotaka was a little different, and seemed to be thinking too much, "Generally speaking, it's a good place."

"Then why did Doraku come here? You introduced yourself that you were a student in the general department but was forcibly assigned to the hero department because of your strong personality. What do you think about this?"

Appeared!

A character that does not exist in Heing High: Philosopher.

To deal with such a guy, the more complicated the simple vernacular, the better, "Isn't this how people are, although they are forced to do certain things, as long as the perpetrator is on the side of justice and the majority, he will use a negotiating tone to inform him and move him emotionally." It’s hard to say no to that.”

well said!Dao Le Banquet!

Ayanokōji Kiyotaka: "When dealing with coercion, you should fight back with coercion, right?"

Me: "Although you say that, you must have the strength to fight back."

I thought it made sense, but after a few seconds of silence, Ayanokōji Kiyotaka said, "Diraku-san, isn't it very powerful?"

Did he think I would throw in the towel like that?

I grabbed Ayanokouji's hand and put it on top of my heart, "Although I am strong, my heart is weak. Am I worthy of great strength when I am so weak?"

Ayanokouji fell silent, I took the initiative to admit my weakness, as the saying goes, advance by retreating!No one can laugh at a man who admits his weakness with a sad face!Including Ayanokoji.

In fact, maybe what he was thinking in his heart was: Why are you still living and wasting food if you are so weak.

The confrontation between me and this student Ayanokouji from Academy City has come to an end for the time being.

I don't know why we became acquainted strangely, but he actually waited for me for lunch the next day! 800 million waited for the girl to tickle me twice and push me out.

We ate bento in a picnic sanctuary surrounded by lilies under the two big trees. By the way, the bento was a luxurious two-person bento brought by Ayanokoji.In other words, we have just known each other for a day, and the relationship of bringing lunch to each other is too fast.

When the students around saw us here, they all moved away in a tacit understanding. The students of Xiongying High School are of high quality and strong.After all, they can even bully Bakugo Katsuki casually.

During the meal, Ayanokōji Kiyotaka asked a philosophical question again, "If my girlfriend asked me who I would save first if she and my mother fell into the water together" - in my opinion, this is the question.

Phew—if I hadn't pretended to be professional for many years, I would have been overwhelmed.

He asked, "What is needed, what is not needed, and what is needed."

Luckily he didn't ask me who he was, where he came from, who his family was and where he was going.

"What you can't discard is what you need, and what you can discard is what you don't need. Someone tells you to leave, but whether it's the expression, the eyes, or the mood, you want you to stay, that is, being needed."

Ayanokōji: "What can be discarded is unnecessary?"

I nodded, "Yes."

Ayanokōji Kiyotaka: "What about my life?"

Live bar essence, a distant relative of crayfish essence, three hundred and one catties, limited quantity, so hurry up to buy.

As soon as Uncle Gangjing is mentioned, I feel a little craving for crayfish.

The bento prepared by Ayanokoji also includes fried shrimp.

Ayanokōji Kiyotaka stared at me with cold, penetrating eyes.

At this moment, I understand.

After 16 years of pretending to be Leyan, I finally met my opponent.

·

After a quiz, I took the report card and looked at the bottom one, and I, the bottom two, Ayanokouji Kiyotaka, the two names next to each other were in a daze, "Ah Hong, it shouldn't be very good that he can transfer to Xiongying Is it?"

Hong Jiaodong wanted to say yes, but when he saw that my grades were even worse, he couldn't say it.

Ayanokoji Kiyotaka, commonly known as the unfathomable brother Lu, is skilled in both civil and martial arts, and has extraordinary wit.No matter how high you want to take the test, because you are too good, you have lost your vision for life.

Damn wuli Qi Mu didn't even think so. Could it be that you are stronger than Qi Mu and have a higher IQ than Qi Mu's brother?

Ayanokōji Kiyotaka's first failure in his life was when he wanted to take the last place in the exam, but he failed and came in second to last.

It's a shame that it's not the last one!

Hero Class A, all elites, everyone's grades are above good, and Ayanokōji Kiyotaka only passed the test.But he never expected Dao Leyan to fail the exam!

The red light at the door.

I'm innocent, okay? It's not that Kagome went to another world and had to bring a book to learn to show his superiority in front of Gouzi.

It was the first time for Mr. Aizawa to meet a student who failed the grade, just like meeting a poor student in Tokyo University.

"Dorakuyan, and Ayanokōji, come to the office after school to find me."

Oh.

I still like Aizawa Shouta, if it were Mediterranean Bald Lolicon who called me, I would definitely not go.As for why lolicon is added, it may be discriminatory to say that Mediterranean baldness, a hair follicle problem that most middle-aged men have, may be discriminatory.

We who live in democracies are sensitive to discrimination.

In the office, Aizawa Xiaota sighed, "I already know that Shigaraki has been to your house, tell me the truth, are you still in touch?"

I shook my head reflexively, "No contact."

Mr. Aizawa obviously didn't believe it.

Me: "Actually, I already have a new love. Oh, Mr. Aizawa is really good! Isn't it unusual for female high school students to fall in love with each other? You have to fall in love many times in high school to live up to your youth~" The smile was shining and bulingbuling.

Aizawa · Maternal single for 30 years · Xiaota, you can receive a magician. You can use magic when you are a virgin at the age of 25. You can become a magician at the age of 30... I am so envious!

Aizawa Yuta was taken aback by my bold statement, "Yes, that's right, for safety's sake, the teacher wants to know who your current boyfriend is... If it's inconvenient, you don't have to say it."

"It's nothing inconvenient." I pulled Ayanokōji Kiyotaka and hugged his arm, "Here, it's Kiyotaka!"