Absolutely retarded option

I thought Ill fans had been taught enough, but he didn't. Every day, he ran to the office to grab goods from Kuroro. Shrugged and looked at me with a wry smile.

He wants to recognize me as his master.

Alas... Office wars cannot escape no matter which world you live in.But I really enjoy the feeling of hugging left and right.

Yiermi stays on Meteor Street and doesn't go home, but Kiqiu is very anxious. On the one hand, she is a mother who trains her son strictly, and on the other hand, she loves her child like all mothers, but the way of loving her is different from other families, and her thoughts Same as those moms: some succubus must have seduced my son!

Generally, parents who have no vision and no pattern hold their children very firmly, as if doing so can prove that they are not losers.

"Ilmi, why don't you go home yet?"

"I'm making money."

"You've made a lot of money."

"there are more."

"There is never enough money in the world."

"I know, I'll go home after this business is done."

The sincerity of IL fans towards money is unshakable.

The toilet chief Xi Suo took Feitan to familiarize himself with the daily work. Wojin was right. Feitan’s manure bucket was indeed a bit big for him. Many residents in the new district who met Feitan felt strange about the boss’ behavior. Oh, how can Hisoka and Feitan, two such delicate children, let them pick up shit?

"Because the two children are very talented, maybe the boss wants to grind their arrogance."

Then grind it.

With a gas mask on his face, Feitan was brought by Hisoka to the septic tank, demonstrated some steps and took a water spray gun, a shovel and other tools, "This pool is your responsibility."

Feitan's face was ugly, he wanted to run, but the restriction planted by the ability to think made him feel heart-piercing pain whenever he had this thought, worse than death.Aggrieved, Fei Tan resigned to his fate, carried the dung bucket and started to do it.

Me: "Don't worry about the large septic tank, the development of our new district is changing with each passing day and we will soon be able to build a fully automated septic tank, and then you can directly operate the machine to complete the work."

My words brought a glimmer of light to Feitan's dark life.

Yierfan took Ku Luoluo to the outside of Xiong'an New District, "You either leave or die here." Yierfan has always used money to kill people, but he will kill people when he is angry.

"What if I refuse."

Elmi conjures a nail.

Kuroro recognized it, "It was indeed you who attacked me that night."

Since the nails were exposed, Ilmi didn't plan to put Kurolo back alive, but he realized that he was wrong as soon as he started. Kuroro, who is a character who relies on beauty, invites pets and flattery, is obviously a master who is not weaker than him.

The two of you came and went for a while, Kuroro was exhausted by Ilmi's tricky, weird and fierce attack methods, and Ilmi was tired of coping with Kuroro's endless thoughts.

No one took advantage of the ten minutes of fighting.

Il fans realized that there was no result in continuing to fight and decisively stopped.

Kuroro also withdrew his edge and turned into a harmless black and white rabbit.

Yi Ermi didn't ask what purpose Kuroro had, and the two walked back with a distance of seven or eight meters.As they walked, the two stopped at the same time. There were people nearby, and there were quite a few of them.

The two of them hid themselves in an instant. Needless to say, Yi Ermi hid him, and it was really impossible for others to find him.After a while, the sound of footsteps became chaotic, and a group of ragged and vicious people from Meteor Street rushed over, armed with weapons, and the visitors were not friendly.

"There are thousands of them..."

"What are you afraid of? We have hundreds of people. Even if we can't beat them, it's okay to run away after robbing them."

I heard that there are poor brothers here who have become rich, and they come to fight the autumn wind, isn't it normal?

The Meteor Street people didn't think there was anything wrong.

Hundreds of good people passed by where Kuroro and Yiermi were hiding, but they didn't find them.

After the figures of these people disappeared completely, Ku Luoluo and Yi Ermi came out from their respective hiding places. The two had the same idea, should they go back and remind everyone?

Yi Ermi calculated how much benefit he could get, and when Daole found out, he might write his name on the will as soon as he was happy.

But at this time, he is not the only one who knows, Kuroro also knows, if he rushes to speak out before him, it will be bad.The two just had a truce, and they were about to fight because of the new division of interests.

Il fans want to use this matter to get Daole to look good. The same is true for Kuroro. The two of them had the same goal and quickly handed in hundreds of rounds in an instant, but they still failed to take advantage of each other. Il fans thought Go back and call Hisoka, and the two of them scoured Ku Luoluo's sack together, and gave him a good meal, even if he couldn't be killed, he would be half disabled.

Kuroro is a good person, so he naturally wants to face everyone.

The two rushed back to the office against time.

I closed the file and stood up, with a serious expression on my face. Someone was going to attack me. Do you really think I, the number one force on Meteor Street, can't be squeezed by mud?

"How many are they?"

"Between 300 and 350."

I sneered, this number of people dare to come and die, so it is possible... "They have masters."

Yi Erfan shook his head, "No."

It's just a group of idiots who thought that there were too many ants and killed the elephant.

"Why are you two together?"

Ku Luoluo and Yier fans didn't expect me to ask this point, why did they go outside the Xiong'an New Area and couldn't explain it?

"After all, you have grown up and need your own privacy. I won't ask." I looked at them kindly. "Tell this to the big guys, and let everyone prepare to fight."

Although I have been a construction worker for a year, the civil servants in the Xiongan New Area have not lost their combat effectiveness. As early as a month after the construction of the new area, I had someone build a training ground. The necessary conditions for survival cannot be neglected.This move has also been unanimously agreed by all the sub-district offices.

There are only more than 300 enemies, and there are too many wolves and too little flesh. Everyone has been suffocated this year, and they can't kill people. Is it still a human life?

I said: "Those who want to fight will automatically stand up."

Now, nearly [-]% of the people stood up automatically, all gearing up.

Fortunately, there are still four adults who love peace.

Headache.

"I feel like I can still hold back and retreat." ——No one moved!

Can't stand it anymore?Do you want to be so strong!

There are only about [-] enemies, so if you all go up, don't you have to play one of them, it's too cruel.

"No, since you can't feel it yourself, I, the boss, can only make the decision. In this way, those who are under 15 years old and over 50 years old will step back, and those who are married will step back and those with children will step back."

A lot of people retreated in a hurry, and even so, there were still 800 people.

A big man suddenly pointed to a figure in the crowd and said, "That kid is not yet 15 years old, why didn't he back down?"

Everyone looked over, and I looked over there too, wow, Feitan.

Feitan was trembling all over, I waved my hand and explained, "He's almost 18."

Big guy: "What? I don't believe it."

"Lick, can boss fool you fool?"

Feitan deeply remembered the big man's face.

What to do with so many people left, "You...the good-looking ones stand back, and the ugly ones don't move."

Here comes the question, do you think you are good-looking and step back, or admit that you are ugly and stand?

Meteor Street people don't care about beauty or ugliness.

No one moved.

"All of you can go if you want. Remember, don't kill them for the purpose of catching alive. Everyone is precious." Labor.

"Yes!!"

After so long, everyone was so excited that they wanted to have sex. They were gearing up and decided that they must be the first to rush to the front and chop a few more. As for capturing them alive?After all, those people are also from Meteor Street, maybe there are many acquaintances, their bodies are all strong, and they can't die if they are chopped up.Wouldn't there be a doctor if there was someone who really couldn't survive?

There are doctors who treat them and die... Such people are wasting food while they are still alive.

The solid Meteor Street man thought honestly.

The preparations are almost ready, the enemies who came from the other side of Meteor Street came, they rushed up without any tactics to fight each other, the civil servants of the street office also rushed up, and the moment the two sides collided, the residual value Severed arms are everywhere.

It's too bloody.

Just like that, they were still so excited, stepping on their comrades and rushing forward, wondering if anyone would be trampled to death.

The fastest ones were Feitan and Hisoka, and they picked the boss of each other at the same time.

"Get out of the way and he's mine!"

"Hehehe, why?"

The boss of the enemy, "Why do you smell so bad?"

Wo Jin meets the conditions of being over 15 years old and under 50 years old, unmarried, no children, no father, no mother, a widow, and a widow.

"Why are you two arguing? The boss said that we are our own people and we need to be friendly."

Fei Tan said violently: "You know what friendship is!"

Wo Jin grinned, "I know." After speaking, he reached Fei Tan's armpit and hugged him up, "Good boy, hold him up high~ give me a kiss~" A big fat mouth said and pressed towards Fei Tan down.

Fei Tan kicked his calf wildly, kicking Wo Jin's chin with his toes, "Die you!"

The enemy came in a swarm, none of them came back, they captured them all alive, but half of them were seriously injured, and rushed to the hospital. The doctor jumped angrily, "Is it impossible to send so many people at once to treat our doctor as iron?"

One of our patients said: "Drinking together yesterday, I heard your brother say that he is a 50-year-old King Kong cannon..."

The doctor poured a bottle of alcohol on his wound, "You can't shut your mouth."

In this battle, the Meteor Street Sub-district Office won a complete victory and completely established its reputation.

"We won. According to the system, rewards will be given to the big guys. Is there anything you want?"

The house has food and food, what else do you want?The Meteor Street people expressed their contentment and did not dare to cause trouble to the organization.

Really nice staff.

In the past few days, Yier fans have hinted that it is time for me to give him a favor. Such a big pile of money is hanging around all day, okay, I invited everyone to announce, "From now on, Xiaoyi will be my goddaughter, and my property will be inherited by her. "

Yi Er's mouth was full of complacency and he almost smiled crookedly.

Isn't it too exaggerated for the boss and Xiaoyi to be goddaughters by less than ten years old?

Everyone thought so, but no one said it.

I am so happy to have a daughter, like a maid who wants to play dress-up with a little white girl like an angel, something awakened deep inside.Girls before puberty are really fairies, so I quickly found someone to order a batch of women's clothing in the size of Il fans.Various styles have hundreds of batches.

I hugged the little skirt and approached Yier fans, "Xiaoyi, let mom dress up~"

Il's eyes were dead.

Do all women in the world have this hobby.

In a blink of an eye, I stripped Yiermi naked, leaving only pumpkin shorts and a small vest. I squeezed the flesh on his arm, "Xiao Yi is so strong, but it's too bad if you can't practice too strong and can't fit in the little skirt." .”

Lolita dress, kimono, princess dress, fairy dress, fairy tale dress... After some greetings, Yi Ermi was dressed as Little Red Riding Hood in red leather shoes and lay dead on the bed.

The absolute option would be to have Miracle Xiaoyi's dress-up system.

Satisfied with my desire to change clothes, I walked out with a slap in the face.

[Congratulations to the Chevalier Dao Le Banquet for achieving both sons and daughters and getting diamond x1]

I put the diamond in my hand and looked at it, it was just an ordinary diamond with no additional abilities, what the heck.Not as big as my blood diamond when Ilmi divorced.

Thinking of the beauty of an adult Il fan, I had a nurturing idea of ​​the girl in the room.

[The world is getting worse, people's hearts are not old, and the quality of men is worrying. In order to let my lovely little daughter live a happy life, it is necessary to choose a husband for her. 】

[Then let's choose ① As a bigwig, it is necessary to choose a gentleman to marry in. What do you think of Kurolo Luxilu?He has excellent genes. Although he was abandoned by the goddess of hair follicles, Chevalier has obtained hair growth agent x1, which can effectively cure genetic defects. His high IQ is even more rare, and he will surely give birth to excellent children. ② Hisoka is the best choice, Ling Ai's official spouse, the two have signed a prenuptial agreement, and with the help of a knight, they will surely have a happy life. ③Fei Tan, if the knight chooses this person to marry, the absolute option will sponsor a pill of beef marrow and bone strengthening, and the rapid growth of 30cm is not a dream. ④ If the chivalrous man is not satisfied with the above three people, he might as well choose the unknown fourth person. The unknown is so attractive and full of infinite possibilities. 】

How tempting is the proposal for my future child's father to choose a son-in-law. The absolute choice must be to watch Sword Art Online 3 and want to play with my childhood sweetheart.

But Il fans are 12 years old and not 5 or 6 years old.

Are childhood sweethearts a little younger?

According to Maisel's father, finding a friend is like fighting a war. Finding a good friend is like winning a battle, and finding a bad friend is like losing a battle.Find a man who can take a bullet for you.

So here comes the question, will Kurolo block bullets for Il fans?Will Feitan do it?

Looks like only Hisoka.

But Hisoka is too flamboyant. While pestering Il, he chases Kuroro fiercely and hooks up with others from time to time like a human Teddy... Which mother would choose such a man for her daughter?

All passes.

Let me see if I don't choose, the consequences will be... sores on the soles of my feet?

Let's choose.

4... Unlimited unknowns, infinite maliciousness, who knows who will be chosen by the absolute option, and if it is Brother Cheng, how will he break it?

It's better to choose Hisoka, but I really want to know who 4 is.

Just choose 4!

Then a duck monster in a blue sailor suit fell into my arms.

"I'm Donald Duck, I heard that my fiancée is here?"

Xiaoyi's fiancé, a top-level monster from the Dark Continent, is the heir in the will of his uncle who owns 600 billion or so nuns.

I think Il fans will be very satisfied with him.