Absolutely retarded option

As the saying goes, where there are people, there are rivers and lakes, even looking at the toilet.

Wojin and Hisoka, who are both the toilet chief and the excrement picker, one is muscular and the other is intellectual but loves to fight. This is very similar to the strengthening system. After picking the excrement, the two will break their wrists and practice their fists. Quite a good taste of the years.

However, an unexpected guest appeared.

Sachs came over with Feitan who looked like I was not to be messed with, and as soon as he met Hisoka, he concluded that Feitan was the man he admired.

He couldn't help licking his lips, and his eyes moved down unconsciously, the newcomer's ass was too raised.

Hisoka was originally a big brother in the buttocks world, and naturally had a unique vision.

Wojin laughed a few times, "Why did you send a dwarf what can he do! He's not as tall as a dung bucket!"

Feitan's eyes were bloodshot, even though his mental ability hadn't recovered, his physical strength was not limited, and he rushed towards Wojin immediately.

Wojin, who looks like a savage, is not only big because of his size, but he is actually a martial artist. He beat Fei Tan hard with three blows, five times and two, and kept Fei Tan, "Why is your ass so big?"

Fei Tan's buttocks were on fire, hot and spicy, angry and unwilling to be beaten up, several emotions were intertwined, and blood spurted out suddenly, splashing Wojin all over.

Hisoka smoothed things over. After all, we will work together in the future, "He was caught and brought back. He should have suffered a lot of grief and was banned. It's normal that he can't beat you. In fact, he should be very powerful."

Hisoka's vision was unmistakable.

It turned out to be a sick patient, Wo Jin smacked his lips and put Fei Tan down. Sachs, who was not a martial artist, dared to go up to him. These three people were obviously masters in the street office, and the boss had to send them to the nursing home I don’t know what I’m thinking when I’m here to pick shit, the boss’s wisdom is beyond his ability to guess, “This is Fei Tan, I’ll work with you from now on.”

Wo Jin has always been indifferent, and Hisoka was promoted to the head of the toilet on his own initiative. At the moment, he doesn't have any eye-catching clothes, and he looks like a good boy in work clothes, "Come with me."

The houses are all newly built, with good benefits, and everyone has their own small apartment. Hisoka took the key off the wall and gave it to Fei Tan, "No. 0153 will be your home from now on."

Hearing the numbers 153, Feitan's face suddenly turned cold, and he glanced at Hisoka bleakly, and found that he didn't seem to have any other intentions. He took the key and opened the door. The apartment is a pre-installed model room, Hisoka said. , "Whatever you want, you can go to the logistics to get it with your ID card..."

Hisoka introduced everything in detail. Boss Daole said that doing this can relieve the tension of newcomers in an unfamiliar environment, but he doesn't know if it will help.

He read the common sense handbook issued by the sub-district office, but he took Wojin's as a table footer.

This cooking is really useful, Fei Tan is not so on guard anymore.

"No matter day or night, there are patrols. Our area sends people to patrol every day, every 30 days. You just came here, and you will be here in about ten days. The patrol must be alert. If there is a trouble, you can't be sloppy. After all, we in Xiong'an are not Peaceful."

Hisoka repeated the important speech delivered by Brother Dole.

He took Feitan to the logistics to get his ID card, quilt and other daily necessities, "You should have a good rest first, and tomorrow I will show you to familiarize yourself with the work."

Hisoka was about to leave, so Feitan naturally didn't know what seeing off guests was.

Hisoka: "By the way, is your butt natural?"

Feitan: "...Get lost."

This night Feitan passed extremely peacefully, no one broke in in the middle of the night to burn, kill and loot.

Yi Ermi couldn't sleep, and when he thought that Daole's property might no longer belong to him, he was so angry that he couldn't bear it. He subconsciously ignored the nearly 12-figure corruption income in his card, although he was greedy Quite a lot of Daole is just a drop in the bucket, thinking of the rest and the endless stream of gold mines in the future, Ill fans are like cats scratching their paws.

It is not difficult for him not to sleep. After thinking about it all night, Yi Ermi pointed the finger at Fei Tan. How can a man who is several years older than him and not taller than him have the right to fight ahead of him?Could it be that he is not as good-looking as Fei Tan?

Il fans expressed dissatisfaction.

Fei Tan insulted the lineage of Dadi Hakka...well, his mother's genes.

Irmi thought for a long time, and confirmed that women's clothing is useless to Daole. Both Feitan and Kurolo, who came later than him, are more favored than him. Working hard alone supported the economic system of the Meteor Street Sub-district Office, but now it is not as good as the goblin who picks up shit and the goblin secretary who brings tea and water to organize documents.

It won't work!

In the middle of the night, without going to bed, he ran to Hisoka and knocked on the window. Hisoka, who was wearing pajamas, laughed tremblingly, "Xiaoyi, you still come to see me at such a late hour, you miss me so much."

Yiermi materialized the nail silently, and Hisoka was eager to do it, when the patrolman yelled, "Why don't you two want to weave it anymore!"

Being well-organized = raising wages and being able to embezzle more, Yiermi understood, and he immediately got into Hisoka's room.

In the eyes of the patrolling people, Hisoka was lucky, regardless of Yiermi's age.

Yi Er fan asked like a ghost doll: "Is there any way to make Daole like me more?"

"Huh? Do you want her to like you more?"

Elmi nodded.

Hisoka smiled softly, "That's it..."

Kurollo's coffee brewing skills become more mellow and smooth.

"It's delicious." After boasting, he slapped it.At first Kuroro was not used to it, but now he can accept my compliment with a smile on his face.

Human potential is limitless.

As long as life goes by, I don't want to die.

The door was pushed open with a "bang", and Ilmi looked murderously at Kurolo, who was being stroked. Instead of being nervous, Kuroro replied politely, which in Ilmi's eyes was provocative. smile.

Zi is a wolf in the mountain, and if he succeeds, he will be rampant!

As strong as I am, I naturally don't feel the slight murderousness of Yiermi, so I withdrew my hand and asked, "What are you doing here when you're not working?"

I boss around Ilmi like a sarcastic boss.

Yi Ermi's eyes were red with grievances. Hisoka taught him to make good use of his appearance advantages. Kuroro's black cut black can pretend to be elegant and gentle, and he can be cute. No one in the world can refuse to be cute!

Cute is justice!

I don't know where Hisoka learned it from, but Yi Ermi thinks what he said makes sense.

Cuteness is justice!

I almost spit out a sip of coffee, did Il fans feel wronged?Why don't I believe it.

He must have a conspiracy.

I decided to pre-empt, "Stop saying I won't leave you an inheritance."

Chrollo rolled his eyes.

Il fan: "I'm not doing it for money."

Hahaha, I am laughing like Hélodie Jaqucline looking up to the sky, Il fans don't get it for money, but for love and peace?

But as the boss who can't express his emotions and anger, I can't laugh, I hold it too hard, my forehead is so big, I can cosplay Churchill with a change of clothes.

"I see, so why are you here?"

"I want to be your secretary."

Kuroro looked cold.

I'm not on Kuroro's side but honestly, "I already have a secretary and you're the economic secretary."

In Yiermi's ears, I was protecting Kuroro, "Isn't it the secretary's job, I can do it at the same time."

Now Kurolo couldn't sit still, "Oh, I can't keep silent if you say that, secretary, it's not that easy to be a secretary."

In the eyes of Il fans, the secretary and the housekeeper who beat the enemy Hakka are a routine. He also participated in the formulation of the housekeeper course. He is very familiar with it and said confidently: "Why don't we have a competition and the winner will be the secretary."

Kurollo: "You can get my position if you win, but I won't benefit at all, why should I promise you?"

There's nothing wrong with that, I nodded.

Just nodding, it became evidence that I favored and favored Kuroro.

Dad was wronged.

"If I lose, I will give you 100 nuns."

100 million, Il fans are so generous.

Kuroro didn't know how much money Il fans had embezzled and thought it was a lot, "Okay."

I think it's too late to stop Kuroro, I just have to bite the bullet and go.

Naturally, I presided over the competition, and I set the topic.

Whatever, "How about trying to make coffee."

Brewing coffee, Kuroro is fearless.

Il fans are also fearless. In order to be a killer, he has mastered countless skills, and disguising as a barista or bartender is also a must for him.

"no problem."

"can."

The battle of coffee with unlimited taste and materials has begun.

Because I like to drink coffee, there is a few meters of display cabinets in the office. There are hundreds of cans of coffee beans of various flavors. They are produced by infrastructure vehicles. They are pure wooden cans without names or grades. I want to find the best ones. Eyesight is required.

Kuroro has been a secretary for several months, and he is very familiar with all the coffee beans, so he took my favorite can with a clear purpose.

He made no secret of the superior conditions and expressed his appreciation for his passion for coffee.

The Il fan didn't choose the one that Ku Luoluo took, but opened the jars one by one to observe.

I thought he was going to read it all, that way there wouldn't be enough time.

Il fans only looked at a few jars to be sure.

There is a spare hand grinder in the office, hunters Damei and Ermei are concentrating on grinding coffee for me, the pinnacle of life is just like this.

With the addition of Hisoka, I have brought Mitsumi into the harem.

As I thought about it, Absolute Option suddenly beeped.

[You have already completed *Collecting the Three Great Beauties of Hunter x Hunter* Please pay attention to check the rewards. 】

After the Rejuvenation Pill, I finally got the reward again.Still two!

Kurollo and Ilmi grind the coffee beans according to the rules how many times they grind with master-level techniques, and they finish brewing the coffee beans and serve them to me at the same time.

Oh, I was intoxicated when I smelled the fragrance, but I couldn't tell the difference after tasting it.

"Krollo wins."

Kurolo smiled.

Il fans: "Why."

Me: "Kurolo's coffee has sincerity towards coffee, and this sincerity is something beyond the taste."

Il fans: She can say anything in order to protect Kuroro.

In fact, I also tasted Kuroro's sincerity, sincerity towards money.

Kuroro sent Ilmi out, "You are welcome to come anytime." He completely regarded himself as the master.

After dealing with the two goblins I was finally able to go back to the upstairs room to see what had fallen.

【Congratulations to Xiashi for obtaining Dihuang Pill x1 and Hairline Supplement x1】

"........."

The absolute choice is my system or someone else's system!Why do I drop things I don't need!What is the law of heaven!

Dihuang Wan is nothing more than that. After all, I also have kidneys. Maybe one day I will be able to stage a "Nine Dragons and One Phoenix" with my wolfish nature.

But hairline supplements!What's the use of this thing if I want it, will I be bald in the future?

That teenage girl will be bald!

"Could it be used as a hairdressing product, like black sesame?" Thinking about it, I clicked on the specific introduction.

Oral medicine, fresh orange flavor.Give back your black and thick hair, you deserve it.

Note: For men only.

It's easy to understand, playing games will also drop other equipment, just sell it.

"...Why the hell can't it be sold!" I slapped the table into powder angrily, "It's too much of a bully!"

There is no accident when ordering Dihuang Wan, and it is only limited to men.

I decided that no matter who I want to eat, I can't give it to him for nothing. With such a touching drop rate, I have to give it to him at least once after seven nights!Otherwise, you will lose money.