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"We're Witnessing the Rise of a City of Miracles" - Meteor Street Journal.

Because I found a complete set of printing factory equipment, I circled a place and built a printing factory, all of which were temporary. After the first batch of newspapers were printed, I received feedback quickly: the literacy rate of people in Meteor Street is too low, and [-]% of them are. Illiterate, there is no way he has Zhang Liang plan and I have a wall ladder, find someone with the ability to let the newspaper speak for itself.The poor psychic is in a state of high consumption every day, and loses weight several times in a few days. Fortunately, his nutrition can keep up, otherwise he would have died of kidney failure.

The effect of the newspaper is obvious. In less than three days, the total number of development teams in the Xiongan New Area increased tenfold.

I had nearly a thousand soldiers and horses at once.

Became the biggest force on Meteor Street.

Why did I rise so quickly.

Because I have money and food, not only have but also manage enough, you say you are not angry.

The bigwigs on Meteor Street who heard the news just got together to discuss countermeasures, but before they finished discussing, they realized that they couldn't beat me.

Big Brother No. [-] said: "She has only come to Meteor Street for a few days? There are so many people gathered, and people's hearts are floating. It looks like a huge momentum, but the actual combat power should be scattered, and it is definitely not our opponent."

The other bigwigs nodded in agreement.

"Even if they gather together in a mess, we can't underestimate them. It's not wise to confront them head-on. Why don't we send someone to get rid of that woman?"

"The method is good, but it's a pity that she has the ability to read."

That's right, the ability to decompose, synthesize, and recreate materialized material can be called a divine tool, if it can fall into your own hands...

Of course, I want to kill that woman, but it would be better if I can control her for my own use.

So the big brothers confirmed the plan, and the priority was to capture alive.Take out a bounty of [-] million monks.

Bator Kia Republic, Kukulu Mountain, beating the enemy Hakka, "This person with a bounty of [-] million is just for Il fans to practice."

Dadike's eldest son, Yiermi, is 12 years old, has short and medium hair, and is handsome and beautiful. Because of his mother's hobby, he has grown into a master of women's clothing with superb skills.

"Call Elmi over here."

A few minutes later, a girl with shoulder-length hair in a purple kimono came in, "Go to Meteor Street and capture or kill this woman alive." Shiba took out a photo of Dora Yan.

After briefly explaining Daoleyan's ability to read, Yiermi's eyes lit up.

He vacillates between money and assignments.

An hour later the airship was ready.

The Xiong'an New District on Meteor Street has posted slogans everywhere, "How bold people are, how fast construction can be", "As long as you are not afraid of hardship, you will not be afraid of tiredness day and night", "The faster you work, the higher you will build" and so on.

If there are too many people, there is no need to work more than 16 hours a day. As a successor to socialism, I recruited a few brains who can read and write. "Two hours after dark at night is the time for literacy."

"Everyone, you will soon be full-time employees of the Meteor Street Sub-district Office. How can you not know how to read? There is a saying that people do not know righteousness if they don't learn. You must know right and wrong, and be a qualified Meteor Street person!"

My words are the truth in Xiongan. When it gets dark, everyone sits in their respective shifts after dinner, and the brains (weak chickens) give lectures. The first class is to learn to write the word "Dao Le".

"The boss's name! Everyone has to remember. The next step is to write your own name. It is best if you are smart enough to learn the names of other students."

Some people have said that Meteor Street is full of uncontrollable gangsters, why are they so obedient?

Again, I have money and food.

Within a few days, discordant factors emerged.A group of thieves from far away are coming to rob, I can’t understand, “We are all masters, where do they have the courage? Could it be that the masters of art are bold.”

Facts proved that I was too worried, a group of 13 people were all taken down, "We are the Silver Ghost Brigade!"

One Phantom and one Silver Phantom, do you think you are more luxurious than Phantom?

"Your total reward amount is 300 billion ring nuns?"

The bounty for all 13 members of the Phantom Troupe is only 240 billion.

I looked at them with a fierce look in their eyes.

Several people felt murderous, "In fact, our group's bounty is less than 500 million nuns!"

All of a sudden 6000 times less, I am very disappointed.

Mosquitoes are meat no matter how small they are.

"Stay and work to repay the debt!"

According to their bounty, 13 people will be enough to work for three months, but they obviously don't know how to settle accounts and think that this life will be mine from now on, and I can't leave without dying.

After staying for a day, the Silver Magic Brigade found out——this place is so fucking happy!

Eat whatever you want and sleep in a clean house at night, not afraid of being killed in your dreams, there are sentinels patrolling every area.

The next day, Sachs brought a beautiful girl, "Boss, she said she has special abilities."

Through the back door?Sachs was so confused by the beautiful girl that he couldn't tell the difference between the south, the north, and the north. If he took a closer look, this beautiful girl looked familiar.

The beautiful girl's voice was very cute and soft as soon as she opened her mouth, "I can help you train your subordinates to resist poison."

"No need, I'm the production team here. Do you have any skills related to money?"

Il fan: "I know how to do business and keep accounts."

So far, the construction site of the sub-district office is basically self-produced and sold, and the goods produced without contact with the outside world cannot be sold, and naturally there is no income for the monks.

The arrival of the girl Xiaoyi is like a shot in the heart of Xiong'an. She ordered the workers to screen out high-value goods, build a simple apron, contact buyers, and negotiate business. Everything is in order, because there is a lot of garbage on Meteor Street The waste of non-renewable resources is of high value after synthesis, and there are resources that the outside world can no longer produce again. It is the first time in Yi Ermei's life that he has made money so excitingly.

Several days have passed, and the boss of Meteor Street has not heard the news that the beating enemy has completed the task, so he called Shiba to ask what happened, but Shiba didn't know.

"Il fans, what's going on?"

"I work under Daole." Yi Ermi said, "I was responsible for the transformation of lean infrastructure vehicles into recycled resources and commodities, and made two accounts." In just half a month, he embezzled billions of monies.

"Father, if Daole becomes the leader of Meteor Street, the benefits will be countless. I want to entrust you to kill the client who entrusted me to kill Daole. How about it?"

Yi Ermi decided to kill the client for money.

Knowing how much money Yiermi earned, Shiba remained silent.

Hiring him to kill the client does not violate the Creed of Beating the Enemy.

I didn't know that at least half of the earned money was embezzled by Il fans. When Il fans put the ledger in front of me, I said: "Money is just a number to me."

I'm a gold mine that treats money like dung in the hearts of Il fans.

At this moment, he had a strong desire to possess me.

I naturally know that Xiaoyi is a fan of Yier, he looks so iconic, but his women's clothing is more charming than his men's clothing.Having been a man for a long time my orientation bent a little.

One day, there was a high-level meeting of the sub-district office. I drank some wine and talked about my two children. I didn’t say that I was born in a parallel time and space, but that I adopted them.

The next day, Il fans showed me an adoption agreement.

I rubbed my eyes, "Zidole adopted Yiermi as his adopted daughter, and all the inheritance belongs to Yiermi. Party A is Yiermi Daole, and party B is Daole Yan."

What the hell is this!

Why did I adopt Yiermi as my daughter!

Do you have the guts to forge a certificate and take off your clothes!

There is also my signature and fingerprints on the agreement!This guy actually got me drunk and used his harmless loli appearance to plot against me!

"Xiao Yi, you forgot that I still have two sons, and the property cannot be left to you."

Elmi's big black eyes swept across the storm.

"Isn't it enough that you made so much money by making false accounts?"

not enough.

The pursuit of money by IL fans is endless.

If I can't make it, Ill fans have a plan, if I can't be her adopted son (daughter), then I'll be her man!

only……

Yi Ermi took off his clothes and looked at the boy's body in the mirror, which was obviously a child's figure. It would take three years at best.

I have absolutely no idea what the Il fans are up to.

Suddenly one morning, I saw a red-haired boy pressing Ilmi to the ground with his hands!

Yi Er's hair was messed up and his clothes were torn, only covering the important parts, and the others were filled with righteous indignation. From their point of view, it was clear that Xiao Yi, Lori, was bullied and ready to fuck.

"Stop it and let them fight."

Yier fan obviously didn't take it seriously, what was he expecting?Am I being deceived by his helpless look?

Hisoka, who didn't know that Xiaoyi was a man, excitedly punched Yiermi in the face, "Why didn't you fight back? You are so weak? Little Apple."

abnormal.

Yi Ermi didn't know how to offend him, and after being chased and beaten for a while, he simply rushed forward.His character design here is a brain school, and he can't reveal his killer side, not to mention Hisoka is indeed very strong.

Finally, there were flower protectors around who couldn't stand it any longer, and rushed forward with roars. Hisoka climbed off Yiermi impatiently, and a big sister immediately took off her coat and put it on Yiermi.

Il fans: Mom is really scheming for the special treatment for girls.

On the other side, Hisoka fell into the crowd tactics. He had just awakened his mind ability and soon he was in a dilemma, and his body was red. At this moment, I said, "Don't beat him to death, and leave him to work."

Generally, those who cause trouble and are arrested are coolies, and they need to do any dirty work.

The last one who sneaked in was assigned to pick up big shit.

"Boy, what's your name?"

"Sisso."

"It just so happened that Wo Jin said that he couldn't pick a single person, so you go and be his companion."

There are currently only two members of the phantom poop picking group, but I believe that as long as they persist, they will become a star group in the poop picking world sooner or later.

On the day of the inauguration of the Meteor Street Sub-district Office, I took several top cadres to cut the ribbon and delivered an important speech: "The Sub-district Office is an organization that serves the people of Meteor Street. From now on, everyone must unite and strive for the tomorrow of Meteor Street. "

Literacy classes have also achieved preliminary results, and the per capita mastery of [-] commonly used characters has basically been achieved.

Sitting in the brand-new street office, I made a cup of tea like an old cadre, and I always felt that there was still something missing.

Suddenly, a light flashed in my mind, I lack a secretary!

No secretary dares to say that he is the boss?The secretary's appearance and figure reflect the economic strength of the boss!

I beckoned Sachs over, "The hair department recruits a chief secretary, male or female..."

A few days later, Sachs raised his head and pulled a handsome young man over, "This is Kuroro. He has passed my test and will definitely be a qualified secretary."

The black-haired boy with broken bangs smiled softly at me, exuding a bookish air.

"Gui'an, Director Daole."

Yi Ermi was extremely upset, and those who passed by him felt the chill.

"Is Xiaoyi unhappy?"

"Ah."

"Because of Chrollo?"

"Ah."

"Don't think too much, the boss hurts you the most."

The big-eyed doll Kuroro is obviously more lovable than the big-eyed and dull Yier fans, and Kuroro, who is always smiling with everyone, soon won the love of men, women and children in the office.

"Director, drink tea." Just as I felt my mouth dry up, a cup of steaming barley tea was delivered to the corner of the table, where it would never be knocked over.

That's so sweet, Chrollo.

I couldn't help giving him a slap, "So cute."

Kuroro stiffened and let me touch it.

Since then, masturbating Kuroro has become my daily activity, accompanied by compliments such as "Kuroro is awesome", "Kuroro is so smart", "Kuroro is so good".

One day Kuroro was sleeping, when suddenly a certain ability weapon pierced through the wall and hit the wind, Kuroro instantly opened his eyes and turned his head. The wind blew Kuroro's bangs.

Who is going to kill him?

Yiermi immediately hid in the darkness when he missed a hit.

Kuroro didn't chase him out, but instead kept his eyes open all night.

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"Director, I'm going to ask for leave to go home." Yi Ermi said.

"What's the matter?" You can let the Il fans take time off without making money. You must know that he can embezzle tens of millions to hundreds of millions of nuns a day.

"My mother is having a baby."

It turned out that my brother-in-law was about to be born.

"Success, you go back."

Yi Ermi boarded the airship he bought and left Meteor Street to save a lot of money for the boat ticket. He was thinking about Xiao Jiujiu, going back to see the child who will be born, and delaying the money he earned (greedy) as a younger brother (sister). debt.

Poor Mime was in debt before he was even born.

The mother gave birth to a boy with black hair and a weak constitution.

The qualifications are not good.

The Dadike family was very disappointed.

Yier fans looked at the baby in the cradle, so weak, can he make money as a killer?

Rao is the construction of infrastructure vehicles that start work around the clock, but compared to the size of Meteor Street, it is just a drop in the bucket.

It would be nice to have a few more infrastructure cars.

And my actions finally attracted the attention of the Council of Elders, the ruler of Meteor Street.

They sent me an invitation letter asking me to come over.

I threw the invitation in the trash, what did they think they told me to come and I had to go?

"Boss, are you really not going?"

The way I didn't give face to the Council of Elders greatly angered them, and they wanted to challenge me to a duel!

Speaking of being pampered and pampered for so many years, do they still have fighting power?

I am very confused.

The Council of Elders is going to hold a "proxy" duel.

It is to send one person from each group.

I asked my younger brothers, "Which one of you will go?" No one spoke.

I was very reasonable, "Since you guys don't go, I have to do it myself."

Everyone always thought that I was from the support department and was not good at fighting.

The person sent was a masked dwarf, Yiermi was 12, Kurolo was 14, and Feitan was 16. It turned out that he was as tall as 16 years old and 28 years old.

I said: "The loser will be dealt with by the other party."

Fei Tan agreed.

He rushed towards me waving a small umbrella, I didn't move at all, and only used two fingers to clamp the umbrella, Lingxi pointed to understand.

He snatched the small umbrella without any hassle.

Um?This is not the same as the later one.

I pressed Feitan's head with one hand, and he couldn't touch me no matter what he waved his hands and feet.

[Choose ① Break the will of the world and raise Fei Tan well so that he grows [-] centimeters taller ② Bad children have no sweets to eat, give Fei Tan love education, let him know that he is wrong (slam his pp [-] times)]

I'm sooooooooooooooo!

Jue Ge is still my Jue Ge and has not become a coquettish slut because of the update.

Analyze it.

Height is 33cm, Feitan's official height is between 155-158, and everyone knows that the official height is at least -5 with moisture, so Feitan should be between 150-153, and the height is 30cm, at least Got 180-183, as tall as an adult IL fan.

Too unscientific!

Are you sure it's not 3.3 cm?

Feitan is only cute because he is petite.

1 is clearly an impossible task.

Then there are only 2.

I swallowed uncontrollably.

A hand knife slashed Feitan's shoulder.

Fei Tan fainted.

The Council of Elders did not expect that the number one thug Fei Tan would be so vulnerable, "Life and death depend on fate and wealth. Since he loses, he will be at my disposal. According to the agreement, you will give up half of the territory to me—" My eyes rolled Glaring, the nine members of the Council of Elders knelt down and begged for mercy.

The halo of the director of the street office: In your office, you are the king, and everyone must submit to the halo of the director.

I carried Feitan back to the office with my own hands.

Sachs: "Boss, where is he going to work? This kid is very fierce, what if..."

"Don't let him work yet."

Sachs wanted to say something and was dragged away by his companion, "Aren't you stupid to see how much the boss cares about that kid? Have you ever seen the boss care so much about who for so long?"

Is that right?

Soon, the news that the boss came back with a petite and beautiful boy became known to everyone.

The Yier fans who just got off the airship after watching the younger brother with poor qualifications also know: Daole came back with a man.

Also brought into the room.

In an instant, his black hair slid automatically without wind, as if the god of death had descended.

In the office, Fei Tan woke up leisurely, was in a daze for a few seconds and suddenly became violent, but his ankles were chained and his mind ability was blocked!

This familiar feeling!

Feitan looks so good-looking, what kind of inhuman treatment he suffered when he was weak made him what he is now, Feitan struggled furiously, the iron bars seemed to be snapped at any time.

The animal-faced woman who captured him was sitting on a chair leisurely drinking iced tea, "Are you awake?"

Thinking of what I'm about to do, I'm a little hesitant, a little excited, and a little itchy!

"According to the agreement, if you lose, you will be at my disposal." I was so excited when I said "let me dispose of", as if something was about to wake up.

Fei Tan quickly glanced around the room, his eyes fixed on the black whips, handcuffs, candles, ropes, electric shock devices and other "torture" items on the shelf, he smiled like a poppy flower in full bloom.

He took off his clothes one by one, revealing his tough and thin body, and licked his lips at me, "Come on."

My heart beat a beat faster.

Okita Sougo said that m and s can transform into each other under certain conditions, and his old man really did not deceive me.

I walked to the bed with enthusiasm, and commanded condescendingly: "Turn around and kneel down."

Fei Tan complied.

Then he was beaten.

"Making love!"

"Making love!"

A total of [-] beats, and it was time to call it a day.

With the bottom line of morality refreshed again, I let out a long sigh of relief and dialed the internal number to ask Sachs to come pick him up and pick up shit with Sisuowojin.

Feitan was still in a daze, his buttocks quickly became red and swollen, and I said dissatisfiedly: "Hurry up and get dressed, it's time to do..." The work is over.

Before he finished speaking, the door was kicked open, and an angry Yi Ermi broke in and saw the nosebleed scene on the bed at a glance.

He glared at me with the eyes of "I didn't expect you to be so good".

What's wrong with me?

Feitan heard that someone was coming and quickly got dressed.

As an Il fan, I am not qualified to ask me to explain. I frowned, "Why didn't you knock on the door when you came in? There is no rule, and one month's salary will be deducted." Il fan's monthly salary is only 50 yuan, so he can be greedy every day. Losing at least tens of millions of monks is a drop in the bucket.

Yi Ermi got even colder, and left without saying a word.

A few minutes later, Sachs walked in cautiously, "Boss?"

I said, "Fei Tan's ability to read has been blocked, and his heart has been restricted by me. As long as he dares to escape, he will be in pain."

"I will take revenge." Fei Tan looked at me with a ferocious smile of 'It's not too late for a gentleman to take revenge in ten years'.

Sorry, but you won't be able to beat me in ten years.

Didn't grow taller either.

"That's right." I called Fei Tan to stop.

Fei Tan paused, and sneered: Could it be that she regretted and continued to torment me.

I thought about it and said, "You, remember to drink more milk. By the way, you are also 16 years old, and you are not as tall as Xiao Yi, who is 12 years old."

Fei Tan gritted his teeth, snorted coldly and left.

I thought: I will definitely grow taller than that little Yi.

Kill Dole again.

Thinking about it, he walked out clutching his swollen PP.