Absolutely retarded option

As God testifies, I have no ill intentions towards Ayanokōji Kiyotaka.Maybe I still have a crush on Akashi subconsciously.

"Then teacher, let's go first." I dragged Ayanokouji Qingtaka away.

When walking around a corner, Ayanokōji grabbed my wrist domineeringly, wanting to show his strong masculinity. Do you believe that I can break your wrist like disposable chopsticks with just a quick snap?

Ayanokōji Kiyotaka parted his lips slightly, his orange eyes looked at me affectionately, huh?deep feeling

"You still remember me, Dao Le Yan." He said in a certain tone.

In the campus corridor at dusk, a tall and beautiful boy is grabbing the wrist of a girl who looks like a coquettish bitch, and pressing her against the wall. At this time, the girl's lips are slightly opened, as if inviting someone to taste .

The reason I didn't fight against Ayanokoji's brutality was because the absolute option rang.

[Memory killing stage begins——]

Memory kill!

Where did Ayanokoji and I get any memory kills from?Another parallel world?In the parallel world, I am not bound to an absolute option. I am naturally a pure and beautiful girl. Isn't it natural to talk about a love without responsibility with all kinds of boys?

The wrist held by Ayanokouji Kiyotaka looked so slender, and the girl's delicate body trembled under Ayanokouji's gaze.

I will never allow him to offend my king's dignity!I pushed Ayanokōji Kiyotaka against the wall with my backhand, he was startled and struggled immediately, but that bit of strength was like a mayfly shaking a big tree in front of me, not worth mentioning.I brushed the broken hair in front of my forehead, and buried my face in Ayanokouji's chest.

[Choose it ①Say to Qingtaka Ayanokoji: Don't explore me. ② It is just a legend to say not to be obsessed with brother. 】

Option 2 is too dickish, choose 1.

"Don't probe me, Ayanokōji Kiyotaka." I said in a low voice.Ayanokouji Kiyotaka's heartbeat quickened as if responding to me.

I let him go slowly, turned around, picked up the schoolbag that fell on the ground, and said without looking back, "Don't follow."

Ayanokouji watched me go away.

Since he was a baby, Ayanokōji Kiyotaka has been trained in the white room of the secret institution in Academy City. Over the years, there is not much humanity left.In Ayanokōji Kiyotaka's pure white childhood, there is an existence that cannot be ignored.

——Dao Le Banquet.

The first time we met was in the laboratory, and the girl was even thinner than him.

Seeing him look over, the girl showed a smile brighter than the sun.

"Is it the first time seeing a child my age in the lab? Are you sick too?"

Ayanokōji Kiyotaka shook his head, he didn't come here because of illness.

"I got a very serious disease. Ordinary hospitals have no choice but to treat me. Only science can. My mother said that the most powerful science here will definitely cure me!" said the young girl with countless tubes inserted into her body.The girl had a conversation with him and was put on a ventilator by the scientific staff. He watched her little face gradually become sickly flushed, and she clenched her toes in pain. Even though she was wearing a ventilator, she still had difficulty breathing.

He asked the researcher, "Is she seriously ill?"

The researcher said: "It's a very serious genetic collapse. This is the first time we have encountered such a situation. Her genes are on the verge of collapse at any time. If she didn't come here, it would be difficult to survive. Well, even in the whiteroom, The possibility of surviving is less than [-]%, and she can only do her best. It depends on whether the fate will let her live."

destiny.

Whiteroom, a place that believes in science, will also have people pin their hopes on religion.Also, science always has untouchable corners, but the power of religion knows everything.

Destiny favored Dao Leyan, and she survived.

Wearing a fat hospital gown, the girl climbed onto the window sill in two or three steps, making the iconic action of Superman, "Hey hey hey, I survived!"

The moment the window was blown open, the cherry blossoms in April were blown into the ward by the passing wind. At this moment, Ayanokōji Kiyotaka felt that she was very beautiful.

Lying on the bed and watching Ayanokoji Kiyotaka's memories of killing me, I nodded with a feeling in my heart. It turns out that this is how I look in the eyes of others. How could I be so cute when I was young?Climb up to the window sill swinging his radish legs, and the hospital gown was blown up by the wind, revealing a faint fatness... Ayanokoji Kiyotaka is not shy at all, which is amazing!

Speaking of parallel time and space, I am so miserable that my genes have collapsed.

"Why didn't my genes collapse in this world? Could it be because of the absolute option? No, I was bound to the absolute option when I was 12 years old."

[I have been lurking in your body since you were not born. ]

It’s the first time I’ve taken this routine and I don’t have much experience, and watching Ayanokoji Kiyotaka’s memories, it seems to be some kind of love drama model. Boys and girls who shared hardships when they were young meet again when they grow up. Boys remember All the girls forget everything, and the boy is in pain, pretending to be an ordinary classmate and becoming friends with the girl, watching the girl fall in love with other boys, encouraging her to pursue love bravely while secretly feeling sad, after the pain, he still chooses to help her get what she wants Beloved, such a story of youthful pain.

Having experienced pain/scars/abusive youth novels, I have no fear at all, although that April is your lie, I have never dared to watch the abusive anime in the legend.

So, how should I treat Ayanokōji Kiyotaka?If he's really as smart as the legend says, it won't be easy to fool him with my acting skills.

As I thought about it, the first round of Ayanokoji Kiyotaka's memory killing "Sweet and Bitter: Your White and White Room" ended.

Every meeting with him triggers a little memory.Looking at the other self has a slight sense of shame!

After entering the memory killing dungeon, I was clearly told that I can enjoy high school life without challenging the bottom line of morality. I was a little scared to say that the absolute option said so. I immediately followed up with a new episode of "Dark Poetry" to wash my eyes. The male protagonist and The heroine sparked and kissed passionately in the cemetery for more than ten seconds. When I thought that the two of them would be loving and loving together and become killers like the Smiths eyes.At the end, the male lead thought he was done and lost his guard and was killed by the female lead with a single shot.Ben Shennong was almost poisoned to death.

Early in the morning, my mother came into my apartment with a spare key, brought a large box of pickles|vegetables| put them in the refrigerator and cleaned the room, "What time is it and you still can't get up?!"

"Not bound by time and society, sleeping naturally and waking up naturally is a lonely behavior, but this kind of behavior can be equal to modern people and can be cured to the greatest extent." Uncle casually said a famous line, when I grabbed my hair like a bird's nest When I opened the refrigerator with squinted eyes and saw a lot of kimchi inside, I couldn't help complaining: "Our family is not Korean, what kind of kimchi do we eat?"

"That? It's not kimchi, it's Japanese pickles."

It turned out to be the case.

I opened a box and it was clearly spicy cabbage!

Mrs. Guili packed up the house and urged: "It's time to go. Why don't you eat bibimbap? The funeral started at ten o'clock and now it's nine o'clock."

I swallowed a mouthful of rice and felt that the taste was not enough, so I squeezed some abalone juice, and asked casually, "What funeral?"

"Didn't you see I texted you?"

How could I see it? I am not a teenager who never leaves his mobile phone.

"What? Who's dead?"

Mrs. Guili sighed, "Do you still remember the boy from the neighbor's house who lived next to our house when we were young, in the third grade of elementary school before we moved, and you always yelled for him to hug Ah Yue who was going to marry him?"

I almost choked to death on the bibimbap, "Mom, what are you talking about, Brother Yue... is dead?"

Mrs. Guili sighed, "That's right, that kid is very promising. He was the first in the country in the college entrance examination and was admitted to Dongdae University. He became a police station at a young age... Hey! Go and change your clothes."

Since my childhood sweetheart, Ah Cheng, I have also sent away my neighbor’s big brother, Ye Shenyue, whom I had a crush on when I was young.

Unlike Ah Mai, Brother Yue is a really good man.

There has never been a problem with women, it seems that cleanliness is very serious.

Before moving, I cried and told him that when I grow up, I will definitely find him to be his bride.

In the mourning hall, Brother Yue’s younger sister Zhuo Yu pulled me to sit on a chair, and I asked her with red eyes, “How did Brother Yue die?”

"While chasing the criminal..."

I comforted her and said, "Brother Yue is such a good person, he will go to a good place."

Ye Shen Zhuangyu was taken aback, nodded stiffly, and said perfunctorily, "You're right."

After all, we hadn't seen each other for many years. Daole Guili took his daughter away after mourning. It's strange, Sergeant Ye Shen also died not long ago, and now it's that child again, their family is really in trouble."

It’s not a pleasant thing to die your first love. After returning home, I checked the notebook and found that Ah Cheng and Brother Yue died on the same day. Go twice.I bought flowers and took a taxi to the cemetery. The worshipers had all left, and the cemetery was deserted.

I walked to Brother Yue's grave and saw a blond woman standing there.

She looks pretty old, at least over 20 years old and still wears loli skirts.

I hesitated and asked, "Hi, may I ask you..."

The blonde girl turned her head slowly, who is this!So familiar!

An idol model entertainer who is very active on TV, and has been rumored to have an affair with Nobu Teruhashi, "Mi Haisa?"

Mi Haisha looked hesitantly, "Are you ... Yue's acquaintance? It shouldn't be an ordinary relationship to come here by yourself?"

What's the matter with this woman? Brother Yue is dead. Why is she still so hostile to me?

It's like I'm some kind of shady little lover.

"Why are you here?" I unceremoniously walked over and squeezed Mi Haisha away and put the lily under Brother Yue's tombstone. I know Brother Yue's vision and taste very well. An empty-headed and ordinary-looking idol like Kami Mikaisa.

Unless you want to use her.

"I'm Yue's fiancée."

I didn't believe it at all, so I put on a mocking expression, "Oh? Then why did you avoid Brother Yue's mother and sister and come here alone? Didn't you do something wrong?"

Mi Haisha didn't expect this little girl to be so rude, she is physically and mentally exhausted and hasn't figured out how to live in the future.

I twitched the corners of my mouth and said: "No matter what your relationship is with Brother Yue, I can confirm that he will never like a woman like you, sober up from self-satisfaction as soon as possible, you and that artist named Zhao Qiaoxin Don’t you have a lot of gossip? You are suitable for someone like him.” In fact, I have no ill-feeling towards Qiao Xin. I haven’t watched his movies and TV shows, nor read magazines. It’s more because of Zhao Xinmei.

It is the evil house and the crow.

Mi Haisha smiled wryly, such a young girl can tell that Yue doesn't like her and just wants to use her, but it's ridiculous that she can't see it.

It was already dark when we came out of the cemetery.

Only one light was on in the apartment next to the cemetery. Thinking about it, this residential building has been built for several years, and so far, few units have been sold. It’s so nice to be next to the cemetery. It’s quiet and the crime rate is low.

Girls don't go alone at night, and don't go to remote places alone no matter day or night.Probably every girl has been warned.

But it doesn't matter if I'm so powerful.

When I passed under the overpass, I keenly felt that someone was following me behind?

Could it be an idiot?The heavens can learn from the sky, finally there is a idiot brother with sharp eyesight who finds my beauty and is willing to risk prison or death may follow me!

It was the first time in my 17 years of life that I was followed. I couldn't stop my excitement.Calm down, Dao Leyan, just pretend you didn't find out and don't frighten him.

After walking for a while, I reservedly did not look back, and confirmed the footsteps, yes, he is still there!

I hope he is an idiot with a passing appearance and figure, otherwise I won't put fat times on his head.

There is a fork in the road ahead, one is brightly lit, and the other is broken and very dark.

Frost said when there are two roads ahead of you, take the one less traveled by.

I turned and turned into the dark one.

The sound of footsteps behind me was still unhurried, but the lack of it caused me a strong sense of excitement.I am indeed a woman who is restless in the room and can't stand being ordinary.

As I was walking, I started to run fast, and the footsteps chasing me became quicker, and I quickly turned a dirty bend. I stuck to the cold wall, and a moon came in through the gap of the building, for a few seconds After the clock, a boy ran over quickly.

The moonlight shone on his flawless side face—urgent and flustered, the first time he saw her, Jiulan Litu couldn't help but chase after her.

It seems to be fatefully entangled or something...

Instinctively, I stretched out a foot and stopped in front of him who was running.

Jiulan and Litu fell to their feet.

Absolute option beeped and told me that this handsome man is a vampire. In modern society, he has no official status and can do whatever he wants without violating human rights.

Jiulan Litu fell very hard, although it didn't hurt but—as a pure-blooded vampire, he fell in such a mess, even without the help of moonlight, he could see his back, smell and look like his sister and his beloved Jiu The human girl in the orchid tree is slowly retracting her red leather shoes.

The bright moon hanging high in the sky was suddenly covered by a burst of dark clouds, and the dim alley suddenly became dark.

Jiulan Litu smiled softly, yes, even if it is a substitute, he doesn't dislike it.

Since fate made them meet, this human girl will be his property from now on, "As a substitute in the tree, you should feel honored..."

Nani?alternatives?Want me to be a woman's substitute?I flicked my blood-red curly hair coquettishly, and licked my index finger alluringly, naturally for the visual effect, but actually I don't like it, after all I haven't washed my hands for a while, I don't know how many bacteria there are.

"Is the woman you mentioned as beautiful as me?"

Jiulan Litu was surprised by the attitude of the human girl, but she was not afraid.And she actually had the guts to compare with Shuli, Jiulan Litu sneered, "Humans still need to be trained..."

The dark clouds drifted away, and the alley became clear again.

I looked unkindly at the man who was going to train me, and for the sake of his good face, I told him, "What, you have a used rubber product on top of your head."

Jiulan Litu paused for a few seconds, and took off the rubber product with graceful fingers like smoking, as if some liquid was still dripping from his hair.

Being kind-hearted, I couldn't help comforting me: "It seems that it must have been water after it rained just now, hahaha!"

Jiulan and Litu ignited the fireball with her fingers and burned the rubber products to ashes.

I bit my lip and said with difficulty: "Even if you want to pretend that nothing happened, but I saw it and I still remember it very deeply. By the way, what is your name? Our name is Dao Le Yan."

Encounters of the third kind should be encounters of the third kind. I’m so excited. Although I’ve been to many worlds, this is the first time I’ve seen a “vampire”. As a descendant of a friendly former dragon, a descendant of socialism successor Yanhuang The little Japan in this life will naturally be very friendly to friends of other races, and automatically treat itself as a second-class citizen for the sake of racial unity.

"What's your name?" Because he was nervous, his accent changed unconsciously.

Jiulan Litu: Why did you follow her rhythm?

"I am Jiulan Litu, from now on you will be my belonging..."

"That can't be done. The freedom and independence given to people by modern society can't revive the legacy of any old society. If I live alone, do you want to go back with me?"

I feel that I am a human being and a special human being that can't hurt him and he can live long enough to be so boring that he might as well play with me, because of the above reasons, I went back with me.After all, I have lived in human society for quite a long time without pointing at my townhouse with a sneer on my face: Is this a house?

It's great that vampires live in castles.

When I went up the stairs, I met Matsuzaka Granose again, a cute pink-cut black and beautiful neighbor, Jiulan Litu's perfect appearance was particularly attractive under the moonlight, even the former straight girl Matsuzaka Granose was stunned, "You Ann, Dole-chan."

"Gui'an, Granose."

According to the old rules, we naturally had to exchange pleasantries, and the topic revolved around Jiulan and Litu, "This gentleman is—"

Me: "I picked it up, because it's too cute, I couldn't help but bring it back."

Matsuzaka Granose: "..."

Jiulan Litu: "..."

Why is this statement so similar to what she thought when she brought the salt sauce back? Matsuzaka Granose shook her head vigorously to drive out this dangerous thought. When she brought the salt sauce back, the high fever of the salt sauce persisted and passed out. Do good things!Moreover, Yan Jiang was still a child in kindergarten, while the man brought back by Dao Le Yan was an adult with normal behavior.Even though it looks a little awkward.

...It must be some kind of special play.

Matsuzaka Grano of society thinks so. The words "communication assistance" floated in front of her eyes, she smiled with the corners of her mouth pulled, and took the initiative to step aside to let us pass.

"Goodbye sugar sauce."

So I returned to the lair with my prey.

The moment Jiulan Litu stepped into my house, the mentally retarded memories of me and him started, damn mentally retarded!It turns out that memory killing is not a one-shot thing?Using the deductive method to speculate on the absolute option requires at least seven memory kills.

Jiulan Litu's orthopedic memories "Thousand Years of Blood Love: My Sister Is So Cute" begins.

Oh, he actually has me in his memories?

It turns out that I have traveled through parallel time and space?

Jiulan Litu, Jiulan Shuli, and Jiulanyou are three brothers and sisters, the eldest brother among the three.He is the idiot of his younger sister. His vampire life can be described by the non-mainstream "Shang". The name Jiulanshang is more suitable for him, and he can also form a sad combination with Jiulanyou. Isn't it more like a brother?

Jiulan Litu has a tragic fate, and he probably thinks so himself.But I think the most tragic thing about him is not that Orthopedics fell in love with his sister and couldn't ask for it. Orthopedics is reasonable among vampires and can maintain the purity of blood. Suddenly, I understand why so many people like vampires because Orthopedics can be upright.The most tragic thing about him is that he fell in love with his younger sister at the same time as his younger brother, but her younger sister married Jiu Lanyou but not him.

Little girl is not talented, please let me laugh for a while.

I quickly introduced the ordinary small second floor of my house to Jiulan Litu, "You live in this room. There is one in the closet, which has not been unpacked. I still have something to do, and I will come to you later." After finishing speaking Throw him into the bathroom.

Jiulan Litu instinctively wanted to open the door and go out, but the flash in the mirror made him stop, after all, he should take a shower after falling into the alley.

He skillfully turned on the water heater and took off his clothes. I took the bathrobe and "swiped—" and opened the door. Fuck, this man is really hot, but he has been married for many years, and a son.

What about being crazy about my sister?

A man's love and lust are really separate, even vampires are not immune.

It seems that I have lost my mind to bring such an innocent man back. He can only become my lover, and I must not give him a title.

I turned on the computer with solemn eyes, quickly read and printed out a "Nursing Agreement", I am Party A, and Jiulan Litu is Party B.

Soon the Jiulan Li soil was washed and came out.

What was placed in front of him was an "agreement" that didn't have any effect on him, but... nurturing?

The agreement clearly stipulates Party A's ownership and control over Party B, Party B's obligations to Party A and the treatment it enjoys.

Jiulan Litu didn't say that he is a vampire so I don't know.Jiulan and Litu were in a complicated mood. It was the first time a human woman wanted to keep him, and she even came up with such an insincere agreement, 100 million yen a month, and the agreement date was five months, so he was worth 100 million yuan. months?

The character Jiulan Litu has never had such a big insult.

I looked at him with the eyes of "you can only be worth this price", and my eyes signaled him to sign quickly.

Jiulan Litu showed a smile. Anyway, it is so boring that it is better to play with the little human girl. Such a small human girl will take care of a man as soon as she is weaned. Ha, it is amazing.

"It's really interesting," Jiulan Litu boldly raised my chin, "Is that how you want me..."

It seems that this man has not recognized his position.

As soon as Jiulan Litu picked up the pen, the door of my house was violently kicked open. A boy with flaxen brown and red short hair rushed in angrily. "Jiulan Litu! What are you going to do to Xiaoyan!"

I gasped, I was so worthy of being me in the parallel world!Both father and son can play together!

I looked at this pair of father and son who were like enemies with a sense of doubt, "You are..."

Zhi Kui Qianli looked at the girl's blank face, the unfamiliar eyes made his heart twitch unconsciously.

Zhi Kui Qianli couldn't help but walked quickly to the sofa, grabbed the girl's hand and pulled him away from Jiulan Litu, then picked up the "Nursing Agreement", angrily tore up the agreement without seeing who Party A and Party B were , the anger made him forget the level gap with Jiulan Litu, "You are shameless!"

Letting down his mother caused her so much pain, and now even his little banquet was taken away.

Jiulan Litu looked at this son who had no feelings for him. He naturally had no relatives to him. Zhikui Qianli was just his container, "Qianli, she is just a human being. Are you going to disobey me for a human being?"

In my goose-yellow hut, there was a chilling atmosphere.

But I don't know why, the kind of enthusiasm that I can't feel anymore after reaching Akashi surges up again. I know that the difference between this feeling and Akashi is not obsessive love, but a lustful instinct.

No wonder some men like twin sisters, mother and daughter, etc. It turns out that I also have the same hobby for father and son twin brothers!

After being puzzled for 0..3 seconds, I accepted this kind of myself.

This pair of beautiful father and son seems to be about to fight for me. Am I a bystander or an organizer?

Zhikui Qianli: "Xiaoyan, follow me."

Of course I can't go with him. Although the boy is good, but a slut like Jiulan Litu would be more exciting, "Who are you? Do you know me?"

My words were like turning on some switch, Zhikui Qianli painfully remembered the past, "Xiaoyan."

don't you remember me?

Ten years ago, the young Zhikui Qianli was hunted down by a group of hawkish vampire hunters. He managed to escape by burning most of his blood with vampire secret techniques several times, but the vampire hunters did not let him go.Zhikui Qianli had no choice but to escape to a human sanatorium, where many patients were unconscious for a long time, with scars from being abused by medical staff, and the tooth marks that would disappear in a few days would not attract anyone's attention.It's just that the blood is hard to drink.Zhikui jumped into the room and quickly jumped onto the sleeping woman on the hospital bed. As soon as his fangs were exposed, he was pressed to the floor by a huge force, and the hand holding him was smaller than his. But how can there be so much strength.

His chubby fingers rubbed his neck and groped to his mouth, and his dirty fingers reached into his mouth, pinched the fangs and touched them carefully, "It's really a vampire, Kassan! I caught a vampire! "

The five-year-old girl held the poor little monster with sparkling eyes and cried out excitedly.

The woman sleeping on the hospital bed is Mrs. Kiri. She has not had a good rest for a long time to take care of her daughter who has a strange disease.Xiao Yan didn't know what kind of disease she had, and the hospital couldn't detect it at all. When she didn't have the disease, she was as strong as a cow and could smash the TV out of the hole with her bare hands.If it wasn't for the child's personality not yet awakened, she would have thought that the child's personality was strength.

Mrs. Guili got out of bed and saw the little boy held by her daughter, "Xiao Yan, let him go."

"Mom! He's a vampire!"

The girl easily turned Zhikui Qianli's face away, "Look at his fangs and red eyes... Eh?!"

Zhikui Qianli, who has a strong will to survive, retracted her fangs, wrinkled her angel-like face, and cried "wow" for the first time in her life.

At this time, I am confused in parallel time and space.

The aggrieved Baba who cried and cried hugged my mother's neck and accused me of bullying him so hard, I: "..."

OK, you dramatist.

Although I haven't seen what happened later, it is necessary for me to avenge myself in the parallel world.

Throwing off Kai Kui Qianli's hand, he kicked him in the crook of the leg. Just as Zhi Kui Qianli was about to say a word with such great strength, I pushed him on the sofa and thumped on the bed, "I don't know what's the relationship between you and Li Tu , since you sent it to the door by yourself, I don't mean to drive you out, why don't you two stay with me, how about it."

Like a master of flowers, I made suggestions with tact.