Absolutely retarded option

In the end Ah Mai persuaded Sister Fenfa to reject me!

In the bleak autumn wind, a 16-year-old beautiful girl in a pink loli dress shivered in the cold wind and walked home alone.

What's particularly annoying is that there is no idiot following me on the road!

Today's idiots really have no professional ethics at all.

When I got home, Wumao gave me a face.

My life is very difficult.

What happened to me must be because of that woman!

As the belle of Xiongying High School, I actually suffered Waterloo after going to PK Academy, a little-known high school!

——The woman Zhaoqiao Xinmei completely suppressed me in terms of beauty!It really drives me crazy!

I couldn't figure it out, I blocked Zhaoqiao Xinmei in the toilet, "What is your personality?"

"I have no personality."

"Liar! Your personality is charm!"

Zhaoqiao Xinmei: How did she know! (⊙o⊙)

I must make her look good.

OK, so choose.

[①Let Saiki Kusuo say "oh hoo" to you first, and give Teruhashi Shinmi a little color. ② It doesn't matter to men to take away Zhaoqiaoxin's love from Qiaoxinmei, the elder brother is the justice in the world. ③Won't Brother Saiki come and have a shot? ]

Once, I accidentally provoked Brother Dadike, this unspeakable Brother Qimu forgive me for declining.

Saiki Kusuo.My classmate, a ventriloquist master, has no mouth, except that he has the same face as Akashi Seijuro, nothing special... The two lollipops on his head are really unpredictable through.

I stared at Saiki Kusuo in a daze, and although Saiki Kusuo felt Dora Yan's gaze, he couldn't hear her heartfelt voice.At first he thought that Dao Leyan's personality played a role, but later he realized that Dao Leyan was just another burning force.

Although she is countless levels prettier than Rantang, it still can't change the nature of her brain as a reptilian.

Zhao Qiaoxin, I know, big stars, their brothers and sisters have charming personalities.It is unrealistic and unrealistic for me, a high school student, to get in touch with Zhaoqiaoxin. It is still such a complicated and embarrassing thing as "love".

Then choose 1.

I decided to hit a straight ball with Kusuo Saiki.

"Hey, good afternoon, my best buddy, Burning Hall."

On the first day I transferred to PK Middle School, I had a strong liking for Rantang, who had a very beautiful chin.A slit in the middle of the chin is a sign of beauty. If it is a world where slits are considered beautiful, Ran Tang must be the most beautiful man in the world.

"Hey, my good brother's birthday party."

Rantang and I went to have lunch together shoulder to shoulder.

"Rantang, I have something to tell you."

"What, do you want to confess to me? We are brothers." Ran Tang showed a tangled expression.

"No, I have my eyes on Saiki Kusuo."

"Ah! It's buddy!"

I nod. "I want him to say ooh to me."

Rantang suddenly stood up, and waved at Saiki Kusuo, "Hey—brother, come here!"

Too reliable my dear friend Rantang!

Saiki Kusuo hates the attention of others, especially when he can't hear the heart sounds of those two mentally retarded people.If it wasn't for the huge difference in appearance, they might be siblings.Saiki Kusuo had met Rantang's parents. The faces of these three people were carved out of the same mold, and their genes were so strong that it was impossible for them to give birth to Le Yan.

Faced with the eyes of everyone, Qi Mu Kusuo bravely walked to the table of Ran Tang Li and Dao Le Yan—their two names are so similar...get married.

- so what do you guys want

Having seen too many unscientific scenes, I didn't take Saiki Kusuo's ability to talk with his mouth shut at all, even if he was a robot, I didn't care.

I clasped my hands together and asked Qi Mu, "Qi Mu, I have a favor to ask you for. Can you say 'oh hoo' in front of Zhaoqiao?"

Are you the devil?

Such an absurd request, but Saiki Kusuo couldn't help but feel a little moved.He has long been impatient with Qiao Xinmei, but Zhaoqiao seems to have been deliberately taken care of by the gods, no matter where he goes, he will meet Zhaoqiao Xinmei.

Possibly, if Teruhashi-san said oh-hoo in front of Dorakuyan in front of Teruhashi Shinmi, how would Teruhashi-students react?

He was very much looking forward to it.

However, this expectation is not enough for him to agree to Dao Leyan's strange request.

-Why do you want me to do this, Doraku-san?

I said very bluntly, "Of course I don't like that woman. How can there be a woman more beautiful than me in the world?"

Confidence is a good thing, but excessive self-confidence is not good. Although Dole is very beautiful, if you are hostile to every girl who is prettier than you, you will probably spend your life in anger .

Me: Saiki Kusuo's expression seems to say that there are many women who are prettier than me in the world, and if I don't like all of them, I won't have to live this life, that's it.

As I thought about it, there was a sudden commotion in the cafeteria, and Zhaoqiao Xinmei came.

Her whole body seemed to be wearing a super powerful light effect, just like a certain nation's first love.

No matter men, women or children in the cafeteria, they all uttered 'oh hoo' when they saw her, and even Ran Tangli, who was no different from a gorilla, did the same.

too frightening.

Today's Shinmei Teruhashi is also counting the number of ohoos she has received along the way. She wants to become the most perfect beautiful girl, and she can't be sloppy at any time.

On weekdays, only Saiki-kun doesn't say hello to her, which is why she looks at Qimu Kusuo differently.

But I don't know what's going on, just looking at it, it seems that I fell in love with Saiki-kun... If Saiki Kusuo yelled at her, she might not continue to like him anymore.

Teruhashi Xinmei thought that the powerful computing power allowed her to quickly calculate the number of people in the restaurant and the number of oh-hoo, but there are other people besides Saiki Kusuo who did not oh-hoo in the cafeteria today!

Teruhashi Shinmi's eyes were fixed on the transfer student. The transfer student seemed to be quite jealous of her beauty, but his powerful jealousy actually defeated the lethality of her beauty.He was looking at her with cold eyes.

And she was actually sitting with Saiki Kusuo, the two of them seemed to be chatting happily!

Did the transfer students also look at Saiki Kusuo?

Yes, it's not surprising that other girls like the man whom I, Zhao Qiaoxinmei, likes.

- Teruhashi-san, it is impossible for me to like Dorakuyan, you can rest assured about that.

Me: "Sai Mu-kun's expression seems to be thinking that it is absolutely impossible to like me."

- do you have mind reading too

"Qi Mu-jun, what do you think of my proposal? How about agreeing to me?"

- with all due respect.

Saiki Kusuo, smelly and hard, ignored my request at all.He also compared Qiao Xinmei's rhetoric.I am quite happy.

There is a time limit for the completion of the task, and you will be punished if you fail to complete it.Well, the punishment of this option is not related to having a baby, but...you can't help but spill your milk when you just gave birth...I fuck definitely choose the whole family!

So I who don't know which world just gave birth to a child, should I connect her body to my head?

Never fail!

After school, I also joined the army besieging Saiki Kusuo.

Ran Tangli, Kai Teng Shun, Teruhashi Shinmi, and several others were all looking for Saiki Kusuo, but they couldn't find them!Could it be that he disappeared out of thin air?

"I wanted to eat ramen with my buddies, but I couldn't find anyone."

Rantang, don’t you only have ramen in your mind? Don’t you think about eating other things, such as the sliced ​​noodles from my big Shaanxi, or the stewed noodles from big Chongqing, or the famous Malatang in my country?

As soon as I thought about it, I came to my mind, "Rantang, do you know where Qi Mujun's home is?"

"Yes, I go often."

Does Qi Mu-jun actually put the burning hall in it often? He is such an amazing kid.

"That's good, let's go to Saiki's house together."

"Okay."

I didn't even need to persuade Rantang to let him be the leader.

I blocked Saiki Kusuo at home, he must not be able to refuse my request.

It was Saiki Kusuo's mother who opened the door.

"Rantang... Who is this classmate?"

I took out the etiquette I used when I was a general, "I am Mr. Qi Mu's admirer, Dao Leyan."

I watched Qi Mu-kun's mother transform into the black rope Tianzhu Mingwang and rushed into the house, "Dad!! There is a girl who likes Kusuo!"

I felt like I was sitting on pins and needles and was pressed on the sofa to be reviewed by Qi Mu-jun's parents. Qi Mu-jun's parents burst into tears.

Saiki Kurumi: "I've always worried that Kusuo is a superpower and will die alone. It's great."

Did I hear you wrong? You seem to have said superhumans or something.

Rantang: "Auntie, do you think my brother is a superpower?"

Qi Mu Guochun, "Hahaha mom is joking hahaha."

Rantang: "But I clearly heard my aunt seriously say that my buddy is a superpower."

At this time, Rantang suddenly raised your IQ.

Saiki Kusuo couldn't take it anymore and went downstairs.

- What are you two doing at my house.

Ran Tang, "Dao Le is coming."

Me: "Can I speak to Qi Mu-jun privately?"

Saiki-kun's parents immediately stuffed me and Saiki Kusuo into Saiki-kun's room, and I seemed to hear them discussing whether to seal the doors and windows, and buy volatile hormone pheromones so that Saiki-kun and I could have a baby early.

"Saiki-kun, why did your face turn into a face of disgust." Please forgive me for being unable to bear such a broken expression on Akashi's face.

-What's your business.

"Please say to me, Saiki-san."

You are really persistent.In order to win over Teruhashi-san, she will do everything she can.But this is a matter between the two of you, and I don't want to get involved in it.

"Sai Mu-kun's expression on your face seems to say that I am trying to win over that woman Teruhashi Shinmi, please don't involve your feelings."

Are you really no mind reader?

I have 5-minute limited skills mind reading and transformation.But these two skills are locked by the absolute option and cannot be used.

"Mr. Saiki, this is my lifelong request."

- with all due respect.

Why is it so hard for him to say oh hoo?

Is it the will of the world that he can only say "oh hoo" to Qiao Xinmei, or did it happen after the two of them had a heart-to-heart relationship? The next morning Zhao Qiaoxin woke up from his arms Qi Mu-kun felt that such Zhao Qiaoxin was really The most beautiful couldn't help but uttered Oh hoo, two people have a happy ending?

Bad bad bad.

Focusing on dealing with Dorakuyan and not paying attention to the behavior of mom and dad, these two are calling Kongsuke Saiki in the UK.

Saiki Kongsuke is researching that the miniature brain can be implanted into the human brain and spinal nerves, which can not only take over the human body but also act as a portable computer. If this invention is put into production and mass use, it will definitely change the current structure of human society.

——Man will become a slave to the mechanical brain.This is Saiki Sorasuke's real plan.

But just when he was delusional about defeating Kusuo by creating a superhuman, his mother suddenly called and said excitedly, "Sorasuke, Kusuo has a girl who likes it, Kusuo is getting married soon, Kusuo is going to have a child soon I'm helping you go to England as an older brother for so many years, and you're going to be 20 soon, and you're still a virgin mother, is that what you taught me? Even a foreign mother doesn't mind if you still want to lose to Kusuo?"

Saiki Kurumi was completely unconscious.But the words of losing to Kusuo deeply hurt him.

Never winning against Kusuo has always been the eternal pain in his heart, a genius whose IQ surpassed the limit of human beings.

Obviously, it should be a super brain praised by all human beings, but because of having a younger brother with super powers, all the things that ordinary people have done that are astonishing as gods are not worth mentioning compared with Saiki Kusuo.Countless failures caused Qi Mukongzhu, the second best human being in the world, to have a strong inferiority complex, so he had to skip a grade and enter Cambridge to live a life like a salted fish.

——Then, can I, the third best human being in the world, die?

He couldn't sit still when he heard that Kusuo might win over him in love or marriage. He could not sit still, and immediately smuggled back to Japan in an illegal aircraft developed by himself.

That is, at dinner time, I was forced by Qi Mu and his wife to stay for dinner.

In fact, I didn't want to leave at all, I had to ask Qi Mu-kun to say oh-hoo to me before midnight.

There are less than six hours left.

"Why haven't you left Rantang?" Can't you see that this is a family banquet?

Classmate Daole, I appreciate your straightforwardness without thinking. I am also curious why Rantang is still here.

Saiki Kurumi smiled and said, "Rantang is the matchmaker for Yan Jiang and Nan Jiang, of course we have to stay."

matchmaker?

At this moment, Saiki Kusuo and I showed disgusted faces in sync with each other.

As soon as he put down his chopsticks, the door of Qi Mujun's house opened suddenly, and a man with platinum blonde hair came in carrying a suitcase.Appears to be between 20 and [-] years old.

"Sorasuke, how did you come back?"

"Mom told me such an important thing, how can I not come back." He said so, but his eyes kept falling on me.

-Yeah yah yah.

Saiki Kusuo looked at Saiki Sorasuke with disgust, what did he do when he came back.Do you still think the house is not messy enough?

Saiki Kongsuke: "This classmate is an exchange student from Xiongying High School to PK High School, is Dora Yansan? Hello, I am Kusuo's older brother Saiki Kongsuke."

He held out his hand to me.

I shook it generously, "Hello, big brother."

With the lights off, there is no difference between Saiki Kusuo and Akashi, so let me just let it go.