Absolutely retarded option

The atmosphere at the dinner table was very strange. Qi Mujun's mother opened and closed her mouth but I just couldn't hear what she was saying. Could it be that my ears are temporarily deaf.

"What do you think? Banyan sauce?"

I couldn't hear anything and had to smile.

(* ^ ▽ ^ *)

Saiki Kurumi: "Ah! You two get married after high school graduation!"

-Fortunately, mum's voice was blocked.

Saiki Kongsuke: "I disagree, how can this pig be worthy of Kusuo?"

-Fortunately, Saiki Kongsuke's voice was blocked.

Saiki Kuniharu: "Sorasuke, how can you talk to your younger siblings like that! Are you jealous of Kusuo? You who inherited my handsome appearance, if you don't have a bad personality, why are you still single now!"

Saiki Kongsuke: "..."

The meal was finally finished, and Ran Tang's mother called to urge him to go home.

I always thought that Rantang was the type who lived alone and his parents didn't care about life and death. I didn't expect him to have a responsible mother unexpectedly.

"Yan Jiang, let Xiao Nan take you back."

Saiki Kusuo did not refuse.Although Dao Le Banquet is a burning hall, it is not in the eyes of some men.

Saiki Kongsuke: "Kusuo must be tired, why don't you let my brother do it for you?"

Qi Mu Guochun became angry, "Sorasuke! Is this how I taught you to dig even the corner of my younger brother?!"

"My husband... don't be angry."

Me: "I don't want to go back tonight."

Qi Mu's family of four: "..."

Sai Mukurumi covered her face shyly, "This, Yan-chan really likes our little Nan too much."

Saiki Kusuo: I want to die.

Qi Mu Guochun hugged his wife and said, "That's what you told me back then. I remember that it rained a lot that day. You told me that otherwise you should not go back. If it didn't rain that day, it wouldn't be Sorasuke. .”

Saiki Sorasuke: I want to die.

Qi Mu-jun's parents are really wonderful.

Saiki Kusuo wants to resist, but sometimes he is completely at the bottom of the food chain in this family, after all he is the youngest in the family.

"Xiao Nan took Yanjiang to visit your new house... the room."

I followed Saiki Kusuo to his room.

Qi Mujun looked very irritable.

-What purpose do you have, not just for me to say oh hoo?

Me: "Originally I just wanted you to say, but during the time I was in your house, I fell in love with your parents and elder brother deeply, and wanted to be part of your family. Qi Muyan is also very nice, what do you think? If If you want to send me away quickly, just say oh hoo to me."

-It seems that she just wants to hear oh ho, did she even disregard her modesty as a woman in order to win over Teruhashi-san?That's amazing, Teruhashi-san.But it would be easier to know her real purpose.

"Qi Mu-jun, why did you show such a relaxed expression that you think I don't really want to change my surname to Qi Mu?"

- What is the IQ of Dole's classmates?

His insight is not much different from that of Saiki Kongsuke.

"Huh? It's a very normal level. You think I can guess what you're thinking and think I'm smart. In fact, I just learned the basic deductive method. Don't look at me like this. I'm actually a Sherlock Holmes fan." .”

what do you look likeIt's not burning hall b.

"By the way, my mother-in-law said that my eldest brother's IQ is 218, which is about the same height as Ziyuan-kun. It's really scary hahaha."

There is nothing terrible about IQ, but it is even more terrifying that the Japanese can grow to 210cm+.

I looked at the time and it was going to be [-] o'clock in the evening, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?

Am I going to live ahead of the day of stuffing absorbent sponges or toilet paper in my bra?

Looking at Saiki Kusuo's expression, he is sure that I have to ask him to live and die, and he refuses to live. Oh, it's really difficult. It's a sad life to ask for others to see people's faces.

"Sai Mu-kun, if you say hello to me, I can help you see Teruhashi's fat times."

There is absolutely no man who would refuse this request, no matter how serious Saiki Kusuo looks, but that is Teruhashi Heart Beauty.

- You said something terrible without changing your face. -

"If you don't believe me, I can pay you a deposit." As if I had made up my mind, I said, "I can show you my fat times, but only after you finish talking, I'll be in your room I will never go back on my word, and it’s okay for me to insult you with a disgusted expression.”

Do you guys think I'm a pervert who shakes m?

Saiki Kusuo didn't know how to complain.

"Although I may not be as beautiful as Teruhashi-san, my fat times are definitely more special than hers—" Because I don't have cute or sexy fat times at all, I wore a pair of bullet underwear with black background and white flowers this morning, male style !To commemorate the days when I had an anaconda.

The last time I went to the computer city to sell audio, there was a little brother who sold men's models with alien logos printed on them. My new love was so big that I bought a box of the largest size.My girlfriend who saw it was envious and thought I bought it for men hahaha.I actually wore it myself.

I heard that some people think that women wearing men's fat times are especially sexy. It's just a sock like black stockings. I like to wear men's fat times just to commemorate the days when I used to go out with a knife.

Maybe it's because the lights are too dark and the moonlight is too moving, Qi Mu-kun and Akashi are amazingly overlapped!After it's over, my Akashi cells can't help but deepen the concentration, as if they are about to break out and grow phantom limbs, Kazuko!

Dao Le Yan, sober up, be yourself.

Saiki Kusuo walked to the door and turned the doorknob to find that the door was locked from the outside. This is not good. Does he really want to share a room with Dora Yan tonight?What the hell was that stupid couple thinking?

If I leave it alone, Saiki Sosuke will come to open the door too. What a trouble.

"How about Qi Mu-kun, do you want to watch it? I am very sincere." I said, "Then can you say to me, 'The person who stops me from watching Dao Le Yan Fat Times is my parents can die' in this tone Say." I perfectly imitated Akashi's voice and tone.

Saiki Kusuo was amazed that Dorakuyan could perfectly imitate his voice.

- It's so late, you better go home.

"Oh call on."

It's tough.

Although Teruhashi-san is also difficult to deal with, Dorakuyan doesn't have any shame.

He suddenly thought of a word called invincible.

I looked at his pensive look and suddenly came up with an idea, "Don't you agree with my request because you think Fatty's bargaining chip is too low? He is a terrible and greedy man." I used the tone of the dark world boss when negotiating explain.

- what kind of brain circuit can think of this.

I gritted my teeth and made up my mind, "I'm not someone who strongly opposes sex before marriage. If you insist, let's settle the matter tonight. Chi... Qi Mu-jun!"

Did you call me by the wrong name just now?

Saiki Kusuo couldn't take it anymore, he opened the lock with super power.

- please get out.

I threw myself on Saiki Kusuo's bed, "I won't go out."

I know that I must be very annoying now, but this is not what I want!I am such a selfish person!

Anyway, Saiki Kusuo will be my man sooner or later, although he is just a substitute for Akashi, but I will hide this from him so that he will not find out.Aren’t many couples like this? Each other has secrets, even if one party dies, they may not find out. It is still at the funeral that they learn that the other party used to be a murderer/pedophile/name is false/married/extramarital affairs/raised mistress/was a peripheral Female/etc secret.

——Since we will be together sooner or later, why don't I exercise my due rights earlier?

Come on, Chi... Kusuo!

I'll show you the passion of my doraemon that burns you like my hair.

Saiki Kusuo grabbed my ankle unbearably.

He actually wanted to drag me out!

"Why are you doing this to me? I'm still a girl!"

Saiki Kusuo didn't want to hear her gossip at all, he just threw him out and it was done.

But he miscalculated my combat power. My skill, which once conquered the world immediately, was so terrifying... I broke free from Kusuo Saiki, who couldn't reveal his superpowers, and I firmly grasped the leg of the bed, "I won't get out even if I die .”

At this point, it's okay to say oh hoo to her.

Saiki Kusuo thought.

But when the words came to his lips, he couldn't come out. Could it be that his "oh hoo" is exclusive to Teruhashi?This guess frightened Saiki Kusuo into a cold sweat. Could he really be Teruhashi Shinmi's true son?

A person with super powers who has never been in love Kusuo fell into a mysterious silence.

I seized the opportunity and took off the lollipop on Saiki Kusuo's head, "This thing is very important to you, if you want to get it back, just say oh hoo."

Oops, something bad happened.

The lollipop on Saiki Kusuo's head is actually a superpower suppressor. Although the modeling parts are more casual than children's toys, it is actually a super science fiction thing, produced by Saiki Sora.

Once taken off, his growing superpowers will definitely get out of control, and it may not necessarily destroy the world.

My feet are so heavy.

A side effect of taking the suppressor out of control of the body arises.

I watched Saiki-kun fall down and hurried to help him - this frightened Saiki Kusuo. After losing control of his superpowers, his own weight would increase by an unknown number of times, and it would be easy to smash through the wall. Do you want to kill me, Doraku-san!After she died, she had to go back in time with her body, no, no, no, it's better to turn the cosmic time back to the past to prevent her from taking off the suppressor...Huh?

I firmly caught Kusuo Saiki who fell on the flat ground.

"It's so heavy!"

As if resisting a spaceship on the shoulders.Fuck, do I have that much strength?

Sai Mu-kun's expression was as shocked as mine!

At this time, my brain suddenly turned on and opened the gene lock, "Did mother-in-law say that you are a superpower? Is it true? I am the wife of a superpower?"

At this time, you still have to play the meme of the time traveler's wife, aren't you too leisurely?

-Suppressor, put it back on.

"Oh, oh? Isn't this a decoration?" I fiddled with the lollipop in my hand. It turned out to be a high-tech item, used for sealing?It works the same as Sancun's rosary beads. When I think of Sancun, my heart aches for a while. I don't know how my good brother Sancun is doing now.Don't be too wide.

-Put it back quickly.

Saiki Kusuo said anxiously.

I subconsciously wanted to insert the lollipop back, but my hand stopped a centimeter away from Sai Mu-kun's pink hair, and a treacherous and sinister smile appeared on my face, "Why?"

-What……?

I said quickly: "This thing is very important to you, right? Without it, you will become like this. If you say oh ho, I'll plug it back in, how about it?"

Saiki Kusuo felt that the smile on Dorakuyan's face was extremely dazzling.

This woman is trash.A villain through and through!

Even if she didn't return it anyway, Qi Mu Kongsuke could make a new one in minutes, but when he asked Qi Mu Kongsuke——Sai Mu Xiongnan showed the expression on his face that he had been locked in the toilet of the girls' dormitory that hadn't flushed for three days.

- oh... oh... oh

Saiki Kusuo remembered this humiliation!

I irritatedly rubbed Qi Mu-jun, "You're really huh."

Saiki Kusuo: There is no way I can’t say it, the will of the world is really...

Outside the door, Saiki Kurumi ran away on tiptoe with a blushing face.

In the room, Qi Mu Guochun asked expectantly, "How is it going?"

Saiki Kurumi threw herself into her husband's arms, "Hmm..."

"What's the matter, you said, I'm so anxious."

Saiki Kurumi took a few breaths, "I heard Kusuo..."

"He what?"

"...I hate it to death! I heard Xiao Nan in ah oh oh ♂ oh oh~ Dad, I'm so shy!"

Qi Mu Guochun hugged his wife's hand tightly, and said seriously: "It seems that we will have a grandson soon."

Saiki Kurumi: "I hate people who are not ready to become the most beautiful grandma~"

"My dear, you are always the most beautiful, but if Kusuo's child is born, won't it be too lonely? Let's add a little uncle of the same age to the grandson and let them play together?"

"I hate Anada~"

Mystery was finally on my side, but Saiki Kusuo actually said he couldn't say oh-oh-he didn't seem to be lying to me!

Is it too late to choose Brother Qimu now?

I'm asking about the absolute option.

[It has been selected and cannot be changed. 】

my day.

Is it possible that my breasts will engorged for a month? ?

God, why do I have a happy feast?

Just when I was whining and mourning, Saiki Kusuo's other superpowers also got out of control.

I watched Kusuo Saiki transform into a slender girl in my arms.And my height instantly increased my pectoral muscles, abdominal muscles, biceps, deltoid muscles, gluteal muscles...all came back!

strength!

There is masculine strength and charisma in and out of me.

I moved a little and felt the presence of Mori Anaconda-kun!

"You, do you still have the super power of sex change?"

Saiki Kusuo has countless superpowers, as long as there are superpowers, he has them.And it's useless...sooner or later there will be.

I realized that the consequences of Saiki Kusuo's superpower out of control were probably not what I could have imagined, so I finally inserted the lollipop back on his head.

Saiki Kusuo turned back into a boy.

Me: "What about me?"

Saiki Kusuo's face, which is exactly the same as Akashi's, reveals a broken look of courting death + treachery, what does he want to do? ! ! !

- you are finished.

Saiki Kusuo clasped my strong forearm, and the next second we were back at my house, and the next second Saiki-kun disappeared!

Only I was left, a mighty man with a height of 188, standing shivering in the apartment in a small skirt.

——He didn't change me back at all! ! ! !