Absolutely retarded option

Sigang Mudiao never thought that living in his fiancée's house would be as a pet, and her two relatives' children... called mother must be for fun, and they were discussing how to train him.

The older one said, "Give it some fenugreek?"

The little one said, "It's just an ordinary dog ​​that will die, let's feed it barium chloride."

"Where can I find it? Mom won't let us buy it."

"We can do it ourselves."

The life of a dead wood hanger is like a candle in a storm, if you say no, it will be gone.

After waiting for several days, the parents of the two children did not see them to pick them up. After Yan Jiang went to school, the two children watched TV with junk food in their arms.

The doorbell rang suddenly.

"express delivery--"

"Did mom buy something?"

"I don't know, you go and open the door."

Don't open it!

Sigangmu barked a few times, it must be a bad guy!

Ge Liuduo touched the dog's head, "If you keep barking, I will strangle you to death."

Dead handle wooden hanging: "..."

The courier came in, "Aren't your adults here?"

Sigangmuhang: Come on.

Kurodo said naively: "Not here."

The courier smiled creepily and closed the door.

After 1 minute, Kurodo held his still beating heart in a daze, "What should I do?"

"It will be troublesome if my mother finds out." Kurodo said, grabbing the ear of the dead handle, "Go and eat him. I will give you an extra meal, are you happy?"

Sanmao: Woah!

Ge Liuduo: "Fifty cents is too small to eat."

The current name of Sigangmuhang is Wumao.It is said that he also has a big brother named Sanmao.

The two children squatted beside the corpse, some suggested throwing the corpse and others suggested dismembering the corpse.

Sigang Mudiao felt that what happened in front of him was clearly a drama of suspense and fantasy.

Where did she get these two children? They are too cruel at such a young age.

Sigangmu Diao couldn't help but think of how stupid he was when he was a child.

"Do you remember the distribution of cameras nearby?

"remember."

One of the two children grabbed the corpse's hand, the other lifted the corpse's foot, and jumped out of the window.

The dead handle wooden hanging dog barked a few times, and hurriedly ran to the window to look down, only to see the two children landed on the ground steadily, walking like flying and running away with the corpse.

The morning news the next day was the discovery of the dead body of an unidentified male in an abandoned factory a few kilometers from their home.His appearance was destroyed and his heart disappeared.

There are rumors that illegal organizations are engaged in the business of buying and selling organs.

"If it's an organ trade, why only the heart is taken away? There should be many organs that can be traded in the corpse. Moreover, it is impossible for the organization that sells organs to take away the heart and then throw the corpse everywhere."

PK is in high school, the silver-haired short-haired middle-aged patient Kai Teng Shun, is speculating with reason, "I speculate, this must be the crime committed by the organization that has been chasing and killing me!"

Soon, the identity of the deceased was found out. It turned out to be a serial murderer who committed several serious cases in the past ten years, and he especially targeted children.Parents with small children nearby were extremely nervous. They didn't dare to let their children go out alone for a month, but those children were suffocated.

I'm a bit skeptical that Galudo and Kurodo did it.

Grabbing the heart with bare hands is very similar to their family's traditional method of killing people.But there is no reason to doubt the two of them.Besides, the dead are murderers. Although the two of them are in the current society, I can't educate them with the legal concept of modern society. Sooner or later, they will return to the hunter world. , The concept of using legal means to solve problems, how will you mess around after returning to the Hunter World?

Today I am still a good mother who cares about my children.

One day I came back and the children disappeared.

Only one dog remained.

I squatted in front of the cage and looked at this dog who hadn't looked at me since I bought it.

"Five cents."

Wu Mao ignored me.

A light flashed on the shelf, and the Kang Mazi card appeared.

"Lord."

The moment Wumao saw him, he exploded with more enthusiasm than usual, "Wow woof woof!!!!"

Where did this wild man come from?

Kang Mazi didn't know why he was hostile to Wumao, and since it was something he had to do to please the owner's dog, he spent a lot of effort to deepen his relationship with Wumao.But he was bitten every time he touched Wumao.

I looked at his bloody hand: "Do you want to get a rabies vaccine? Maybe monsters can also be infected with rabies?"

"It's all right, master."

Of course, the Kangmazi brand is more important than fifty cents.

"Or I'll find a foster family for Wumao."

Dead handle wooden hanging: what? ?I want to send him away for a wild man!

At night, I couldn't sleep and read "The Hanging of the Son, Grow Old Together", it's so fucking delicious, I couldn't fall asleep after reading it.

I downloaded about…(,,ω)ノ”(っω｀.) with a swipe of my hand (this expression means touching), after delineating the range, I flipped through it energetically, and saw a Familiar face, isn't this my buddy Kuriya Mai?

Speaking of which, I haven't seen him for a long time.

Speaking of Ah Mai, handsome is really handsome, and scum is also really scum.It's completely a humanoid self-propelled gun.

He and Ah Cheng, who unfortunately passed away early, are my childhood friends. Ah Cheng stopped contacting me a long time ago, but Ah Mai was still friendly with me until junior high school, but I knew that there was a senior student Because of his miscarriage, my sister was in a bad mood, and gradually alienated her relationship with him.

Will I be misunderstood when I say hello to him, after all, this is the point.

Thinking about it, my hand couldn't help copying his phone number.

pass.

"Hello. Who is this?"

"I, Dao Le Ban."

Kuriya Mai was silent for a long time: "What do you want from me?"

"Then why can't sleep anyway and suddenly think of you."

Kuriya Mai laughed a few times inexplicably, "What do you want to talk about?"

My mind twitched, and I said, "Let's just talk about the weather."

Chestnut Mai seemed to be stunned for a moment, "Well, the moonlight tonight is beautiful..."

Me: "Yes, yes. I really want to drink beer and eat fried chicken."

Kuriya Mai: "..."

Me: "Are you free? I'll order a takeaway and you come over to my roof to catch up with the old days."

I'm not afraid of what Kuriyamai will think of me, he said that even if all the women in the world die, he won't be able to fall in love with me.Great, I thought so too.

Not long after, Kuriya Mai and the takeaway brother came together. The little brother saw a pair of handsome men and women ordering fried chicken and beer at such a late hour, so it must be an appointment!And look at myself delivering food with the stars and the moon... People are more popular than people.

"Thank you for your patronage, 3000 yuan."

"I'll pay." Kuriya Mai said and took out his wallet.

The two of us went up to the rooftop with fried chicken and beer. It was a bit cold at night, "Why don't we order some barbecue?"

"Barbecue at night?" Kuriya Mai looked at me with a strange look.

"Mai."

"Ok?"

"You seem to have become more handsome."

"Hey." He smiled and suddenly slapped me, "Why, you didn't ask me to catch up with me, did you? I didn't expect you to be this age, and it will be dawn soon. Let's hurry up."

With a sneer on my face, I grabbed his head and hit his forehead with thunderous force.

Kuriya Mai fell backwards straight.

The moon is shining brightly above the head, and the moonlight is really beautiful today.

The barbecue was almost done, I kicked him up, "Get up and eat meat!"

Kuriya Mai got up unsteadily, and I asked him if he was in a relationship.

"We've been talking."

"That's not what you call dating."

He looked at me mockingly, "You understand? Why, did you pursue Akashi Seijuro?"

My eyes were burning, "Why are you mentioning him so politely?"

Kuriyamai nodded, "Well, it seems that I didn't catch up."

Of course, looking at the photo album is indispensable for reminiscing about the past. I quickly ran into the house and took out a thick elementary school photo album. The photo album is full of my memories. Rin Tsuchimi on the right hand side, Takayuki Narumi at the back diagonally, Kui Hino Yuu at the front left, Kota Tsuchiya at the front right side diagonally, and Toya Fujii at the back are all gentle and kind boys.

Except for Kuriya Mai.

After eating barbecue, drinking beer, and eating half of the fried chicken, I burped indecently, and Kuriyamai said disgustedly, "Why are you still like this?"

I squinted at him, "It's none of your business. Get out after eating."

"I'm afraid of the dark."

"What?" I dug my ears to express my auditory hallucinations.

"You take me back."

I tugged at his face, "Where's the face?"

In the end, I sent Ah Mai home. Just after turning the key twice, a woman in sexy pajamas came out of the room and hugged Ah Mai, "You are finally back!"

My legs shook uncontrollably.

Sending him home actually had an unexpected harvest.

"Minagawa... Teacher?"

Wow, he is still a teacher!

She is still a pink-haired female teacher!

Is there too much pink hair around me?

Minagawa Akane saw that the female student Kuriya Mai brought back had no intention of avoiding it at all, but hung on Kuriya Mai's body in a provocative posture.

I can't wait to see it.

"Ah, this classmate is."

I grasped Akane Minagawa's little hand, "Hi, I'm Ah Mai's good brother Dao Leyan, nice to meet you."

Akane Minagawa shook it vigorously, but she couldn't shake it off!Why does this girl look at her like a greasy middle-aged man?

She forced a smile, "Mai?"

Kuriya Mai held my wrist, "You are fine."

I looked at him helplessly, "Aren't you going to invite me in?"

Kuriyamai guarded me strictly, "It's getting late."

"It's so late and you still asked me a girl to take you home!"

Kuriya Mai: I have a headache.

Akane Minagawa felt that the relationship between these two people gave her a feeling that she couldn't get in the needle, and that Kuriya Mai belonged to her!It cannot be taken away!

She smiled hypocritically, "It's so late, let's stay here."

Me: "Thank you!"

Kuriya Mai: "No!"

We looked at each other and sparks flew.

Akane Minagawa tugged at Ah Mai's sleeve, "Don't do that."

Kuriya Mai said: "You don't know who she is... By the way, how did you get my contact information?"

My mouth was bald, "I accidentally saw it on the appointment software——"

Li Yamai: "..." His face turned green.

Minagawa Akane: "..." also turned green.