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History of Japan·The Chronicles of the Tokugawa Shogunate

... The malignant disease erythema erythematosus, which can only infect men, has a mortality rate of almost [-]%, and the number of men has dropped sharply.

Toyotomi Hideyoshi and Tokugawa Ieyasu were infected one after another.

When Toyotomi Hideyoshi was dying, he handed over Osaka Castle to Oda Nobunaga who had been dead for decades.

As soon as this move came out, the world was in an uproar.

Some people say that erythema is the curse of Oda Nobunaga to Japan.People worshiped Oda Nobunaga's shrine one after another. I don't know if it was a psychological effect or something else. The survival rate of men who worshiped Oda Nobunaga's shrine was higher.

At this time, Tianxia Center, which is considered to be the Amaterasu Temple where the evil spirit Oda Nobunaga lived, took care of the god judge in the first phase.

Contrary to the rumors, the judge was also infected with red-faced herpes, and chickenpox-like things covered the face of the judge.

Unlike everyone else, I didn't feel pain.

It's so ugly!

My Japanese history is very good, so I have never heard of Hideyoshi and Ieyasu dying like this.

"My lord, you will be fine."

"Help me up." Although he didn't feel any pain, his body was really weak. "I must look scary now, right?"

One episode, one shock: "I am Fu Sangshen, and I don't understand the beauty and ugliness of human beings."

"Hahahaha." I laughed, "You really know how to talk, what about the others?"

"Master Sancun and Master Maitreya are looking for Naraku, and Nana... Naraku is practicing. Izumi Mori Kanesada and Toyako are unemployed."

"With so many men dead, the business of the two of them should be very good."

"Recently, everyone is afraid to go to Huajie because of the panic."

"I see. Bring Hideyoshi's letter."

"Yes."

Toyotomi Hideyoshi wants to make atonement, to make atonement for stealing my world.He really thinks that erythema is my punishment?

He also thinks highly of me.Is it because erythema was first transmitted from Toyotomi's family?

Just earning an Osaka Castle for nothing...

In the evening, the messenger from Edo Castle came, "Master Ieyasu donates all his power and property to Lord Nobunaga."

The messenger put his head on the ground and didn't even dare to look at me.

After returning home, the Tokugawa family asked the messenger if he had seen Oda Nobunaga. The messenger was so frightened that he went crazy, "I saw it! Moving red-faced acne!! That's right, he is the ghost of red-faced acne!"

Because he hated the world, he returned from Hades to punish the world with erythema.

Our doctors don't take medicine or take medicine, and we only worship Oda Nobunaga's shrine.

Amaterasu Temple

Recently, the temple is very gloomy, even Sakata Gintoki is depressed.

"My lord, the high fever never goes away!"

Many men with red-faced herpes died of convulsions and convulsions in the end.Could it be that the Lord can't escape this catastrophe?

"My lord is not an ordinary person! Why hasn't Mage Sancun come back yet?"

"Can't reach him."

"at this time……"

The judge had a high fever until late at night, and Yizhen took an ice basin to wipe the body of the judge to cool down at any time.Everyone crowded into the interrogator's room.

"In the first issue, you can rest for a while and I'll come." Tsurumaru Kuninaga took the towel and wiped the judge's face.

The pustules burst!

What's more, it also smells like flowers!

Sakata Gintoki exclaimed strangely: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"Wait." Yiqi Yizhen suddenly said, "Tsurumaru, wipe the face of the god judge."

He hurriedly called out Tsurumaru Kuninaga's real name.

"Ah."

The towels were changed one after another, and the face of the examiner was exposed, with very fair and smooth skin, but there seemed to be something wrong.

In the first phase, Yizhen took another towel and wiped the examiner's chest, and when he wiped it, he felt a mysterious bulge—"Huh!!!"

Can erythema turn a man into a woman? !

A room full of true and false swords Fusangshen surrounded the interrogator's bed and fell into a bewildered silence.

The man on the bed, who used to be 180+ tall, has shrunk by more than ten centimeters and lost dozens of catties in weight. A man has changed into a woman, and he has become a living person!

With burning eyes, I woke up.

I, Dorakuyan, finally woke up.

When I woke up, I wished I could pass out immediately.

You fucking just stare at me naked|topless!

"Clothes." I said with my eyes closed.

"Please wear it, General."

Toshiro Hijikata: "General, you are not surprised at all."

"Izumi Mori Kanesada, isn't it?" I looked at him, and this very tasty thorny rogue knelt submissively by my bed.

"Yes."

"……Humph."

Look at Tsurumaru Kuninaga again, "White Beard?"

"Yes."

"……Ah."

"Lake Toya?"

Sakata Gintoki said very seriously: "Yes."

"One phase, one shock?"

"Yes."

These swords are not honest.Where did my close friend named Sansun actually go as Foxnosuke?

"What about three inches?"

"The mage and Maitreya left together."

"Idiot." I said, squinting my eyes.

After a while, I felt that the master's aura had increased a lot. As expected, the master turned into a woman without any wavering.Accepted very calmly.

"Call Sancun back, he was cheated. I will write to him personally."

"Yes."

"Get the hot water ready, I'm going to take a shower and change clothes. During the period, you have sorted out the list of forces of Toyotomi Hideyoshi and Tokugawa Ieyasu, and I will see it later."

"Yes."

"Do you think the general has changed?"

"Did he regain his memory?"

"I think it's possible."

"Hurry up and get ready." Yi Qi said, not knowing whether it was good or bad.

Soon, I will take over the newly acquired territory.

Beforehand, the servants smoked the Daming Mansion with incense, because all the members of Toyotomi Hideyoshi's family died.The servants are afraid that if I am dissatisfied, they will also be infected.

I am now a shogun of both the Osaka Shogunate and the Edo Shogunate.

Of course I don't look good without the general's uniform.

The people of Osaka immediately forgot who Toyotomi Hideyoshi was, saying that their ancestors have been the people of Owari for eight lifetimes.They asked to change their accounts.

If you want a Beijing hukou now, do you want it?Still feel wronged?Where is the face?

There is one most important problem to be solved.

Toyotomi Hideyoshi's widow, a beautiful widow in her early thirties, Beizhengsuo Ningning.

I heard that she and Toyotomi Hideyoshi are still in free love, and they are so venomous in choosing Toyotomi Hideyoshi as a potential stock without looking at the face and eyes, which should not be underestimated.

I looked at Ning Ning: "Just... to be buried?"

Ning Ning fainted with a fright.

Half a year after becoming a general, Minister Zuo suggested that he should choose the harem to fill the grandmaster.

Da'ao is the general's harem.Ooku is part of Honmaru, so Honmaru... rounding up means harem? ! !

I pointed to Yiqi Yizhen who was kneeling on the side, "Appearance and character are strictly selected according to the standards of Yiqi."

In the first episode, he lowered his eyebrows and pleasing his eyes.

Minister Zuo glanced at the first issue and was shocked, his beauty was obviously beyond the human category, so he answered "Yes."

In the end, no one lived in Da'ao.

"Master Nobunaga is too high-sighted." No one wondered why Oda Nobunaga turned into a woman.

The answer given by the general's mansion is that the general's name is Daorakuyan, not Oda Nobunaga.

Could it be that Toyotomi Hideyoshi and Tokugawa Ieyasu, two old acquaintances of Nobunaga's, got it wrong?Obviously impossible.

There is only one truth - the general is the reincarnation of Oda Nobunaga.

I almost rolled down the steps when I heard the rumor.

The imagination of the Japanese people is not weak.

After several years, I finally forged the full knife tent, whenever the maid shouted: "The general is here-"

The numerous ornate doors were opened, and the harem... Ooku... Kneeling on both sides of Honmaru were all kinds of beautiful men with swords and swords.

"Congratulations, my lord—"

"Congratulations, General—"

I feel like this is the pinnacle of my life.

However, I underestimated myself. When I was planning to invade North Korea, the government of Shizhi, who had been serving as the background board, came to me.Keep calling me Oda Nobunaga.

"It was because of my negligence that such a big disclosure was made." The Tokino government staff who bit the bullet and explained the situation to the reincarnation of Oda Nobunaga was almost bald. He was just a small civil servant, so big No one dared to face Oda Nobunaga's anger, and finally chose him, a small man who had just entered the government for less than a year and had no backing or background, as a shield.Social animals, it's not easy.

"You mean, I'm the reincarnation of Oda Nobunaga?"

"exactly!"

For some unknown reason, this little civil servant actually changed into a traditional kimono. It is estimated that the purpose of the Tokino government is to play a full set, so that the natives must not find out that something is wrong.It's not easy, and he still speaks a Kansai Osaka dialect, which is the Osaka dialect of the Edo period.

"What rank did you enter the government of the time?"

"A villain is not talented, so he ranks first." He came from a low-level background, and he was able to enter the government of the time because of his real strength. For example, the history of Japan's various eras is innumerable, and the dialects of various places can be spoken easily.You have to be able to do Waka, and just like that, you just barely passed the screening. To become a full-time employee of the Government of Time, you need to pass multiple tests.After all, human beings are not gods, and not everyone has an IQ above 180. Therefore, very few people can pass such a difficult exam by the government of the time, and more are related households.

"Lord Nobunaga, please be sure to accept the apology and compensation. The messenger said humbly."

When it was someone else, the government wouldn't ask for forgiveness in such a humble way.Although I don't know why Oda Nobunaga didn't directly become a god after his death, but entered reincarnation.With the popularity of Oda Nobunaga in Japan, once he becomes a god, he must be a high-level god. If he offends the future high-level gods, even current affairs will not be able to bear it.

Before he came, the high-level orders were to persuade Nobunaga to forgive them no matter what the cost, and not to leave future troubles for Shizheng.

I changed my sitting position with great interest, "How do you want to compensate me?"

The little civil servant of the city government lowered his head even lower, took out a list from his arms, and presented it with both hands, "This is the compensation list issued by the lord of Shizheng. If you have any dissatisfaction, Shizheng will do our best to satisfy you." your requirements."

I touched my chin, their posture was so low, it seemed that I was really a great big shot, and I almost believed that I was really Oda Nobunaga in my previous life.

Yizheng took the gift list and gave it to me.When I opened it, I almost couldn't help crying out from my years of experience as a petty citizen.

I have been to many worlds, but this is the first time to be a daimyo and a general who controls a country. Although Osaka is only a small city, it is incomparable to the magnificence of my Tang Dynasty, but I still feel a little bit reluctant to leave.I thought I had seen the world.

What is written on the gift list!

They actually gave me an independent plane directly, which is equivalent to an independent small world. As long as the incubation time is long enough, it will grow into an independent world sooner or later!But this time may take millions of years to calculate.This handwriting is also a little too big.

"Do you know the content?"

The civil servant replied, "The villain knows."

"Is this thing precious to you?"

"It's extremely valuable." I nodded in satisfaction.

The messenger asked tentatively, "Sir, are you satisfied?"

Of course I am satisfied, but if he still has a second gift list on his body, if I am not satisfied with the first one, he will take out the second one to test my vision. Thinking of this, I can't help but curse myself in my heart. Haven't seen anything good.

But if the lion opens his mouth, will it appear that I am low?It's really a dilemma.

I put the gift list on the table and said, "Since the city government is so sincere, then I will let the past go."

The messenger did not expect me to be so eloquent. He was very grateful and bowed to me. Although he is a free man in modern society and does not pay attention to the feudal society, Oda Nobunaga must be a figure who will become a god. , Pray to God and worship Buddha, no one will have an opinion, right?

"Your things will be handed over to you within 3 days, please pay attention to check."

"Ah."

"The villain will leave first."

"Please wait a moment." Yiqi Yizheng said, "My lord, your stubborn illness... I wonder if the government of time will have a solution."

"Huh?" I raised my eyebrows.

The messenger also showed a puzzled look.

I patted my shoulder, "You said it?"

"Exactly."

This arm has been with me for many years, thanks to it, if I want to get rid of it now, am I suspected of killing a donkey?

"My lord." Yiqi Yizhen was very persistent.

"Ok."

I took off my coat. The general's clothes have high shoulder pads. I don't know what the Japanese aesthetic is, but it is very convenient to hide the third arm.

The courier stared at Oda Nobunaga's three arms in astonishment.

"It got there by accident."

What an accident to have multiple arms.

"It's related to monsters." The messenger looked at it and said.

"Is there a way to get rid of it?"

"It's not difficult. The compensation will be sent in a few days and someone who can handle it will be sent."

"Then I will trouble you hahaha."

"How dare a villain."

It was said that within three days, the political affairs sent someone the next morning.The doctor looked at his arm, took out a simple tool from the medicine box and rubbed alcohol on Ah San's body, made a small [-] cm incision with the scalpel, and picked out a thin fragment with tweezers.

I've seen this thing on Naraku.

Jade Fragments of the Four Souls?

"Mitreya and his companions have been looking for the fragments of the jade of the four souls. Do you want to give it to them?"

Why give?

Although Naraku is a bad monster that everyone shouts and beats, isn't he cleansed?

"No, keep it as a souvenir."

Yizheng said hesitantly, "But Master Sancun's life is in danger if we don't get rid of Naluo."

The wind acupoint on Sancun's hand is in the late stage and it is estimated that he will not survive this year, but Sancun is not afraid of death at all, saying that he has no regrets after living for 30 years.Since he wants to die, why should I keep him?

"Let him go."

One day, the right minister wrote to my father and I to set up the wife of the court.

"What? You found a man who is prettier than Yiqiu Yizhen."

Normally, I used this sentence to block the mouth of the right minister. She has always been unable to argue with me, but this time she said with confidence: "That's right, I have found the man the general wants."

I smiled and said to Yiqi Yizhen, "Did you hear that? The right minister said that he found a man more handsome than you."

In the first phase, Yizheng neither refuted nor agreed, saying: "The world is full of wonders."

An arrogant comparison.

I don't think the right minister can find a man who looks better than him at all.

I asked curiously, "Where is he from a good family?"

The minister on the right raised his drooping chest proudly, "It's the young master of Renjian City, Mr. Yin Dao."