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Dao Leyan: My knife never leaves me.

"The people of Musashi country see the sword in the city, beautiful in appearance, suitable for IKEA, worthy of the general of the Doraku shogunate, ready to marry from now on." Master Toyako, the general's personal guard who ran from Osaka Castle to Renjian Castle on a fast horse, read out General's order.

People can't help but be overjoyed when they see the city.

"Young Master! You are going to become the Beizheng Office! Overjoyed!" The servants couldn't help but see the whole family ascending to heaven with the chickens and dogs.

Beizhengsuo is the honorific title of the general's wife.

I am so happy for your mother.

Naraku's beautiful face was distorted.

Sakata Yinfu pretended not to know Naraku at all, "Oh, I didn't expect there to be such a beauty in this small Kanto town. The general ruled the world for many years and the people below have never mentioned you. It's really negligent."

The impulse of the Naraku ninja to turn Renjiancheng into a dead city, "Please come and let me go down and rest!"

"Yes Yes!"

Naraku glared at the people behind him, "Who reported my name to Da Ao?"

The servants look at me and I look at you and keep your mouth shut.

"Amao?"

"It's none of the villain's business to be young, the city lord. Yes, Master Sancun made his own decision. The villain wants to be the father of the next general. It's only good for you, so..."

After all, Yin Dao was weak, and Naraku couldn't kill Ah Mao with his own hands, so he said disgustedly: "Drag him down and lock him up."

At this time Sakata Gintoki and Sancun have reunited.

Sakata Gintoki, "Didn't you go to collect the four soul jade fragments to kill Naraku, why did you come to Naraku's house?"

"I can't stand those sufferings of Mitreya and the others. Besides, I can't beat Naluo, so I have to watch him here."

Sakata Gintoki expressed his understanding.So the two stayed together in Renjian City, saying that they would go back together when Master Yindao got married.

On the night of Naluo's anger, another avatar was separated.

"Bai boy."

The premature white boy was very weak, lying on the ground like a rag doll, Naluo frowned, feeling the weak demonic power of the white boy, "Trash."

Naraku was very irritable.It stands to reason that even if he is a monster who comes and goes without a trace, even if he is picked, he will just run away and finish the job. Why should he suffer?

but--

Naraku's eyes were bloodshot looking at the golden hoop on his wrist - this thing was brought back from North Korea by Sancun. When Naraku was about to leave after practicing at Amaterasu, Oda Nobunaga... the human being whose real name is Dorakuyan Scumbag smiled and wanted to practice for him.Naraku felt that it was strange and he couldn't express it, so he participated. The host and guest had a good time at the banquet, and Sancun hugged him and cried aloud. He was given a lot of wine, which is very special for monsters. Humans can't drink it. Drunk monsters get dizzy easily after drinking.

Naluo was dizzy and felt something was wrong, the human scum Dao Leyan suddenly grabbed his hand and put a gold hoop bracelet on him.

The person who wears this golden hoop cannot disobey the master's order, otherwise the soul will be torn apart.

Although the human scum Dao Leyan did not come in person, her handwritten letter has the same effect.

Sancun came over at this time and asked, "Master Yindao, are you ready for the wedding dress? Nobunaga likes red."

"........."

"This is the end of the matter, you just accept your fate."

"Procreating offspring for the general is the value of your existence."

"You have to think about it for everyone in the city."

"Don't you think the general is not worthy to be your master?"

The gold hoop on Naraku's wrist flashed, and Naraku's soul was in severe pain——

Ren Jiancheng is preparing for the marriage of the young city lord.

Because the person who was going to marry was Oda Nobunaga's reincarnated General Seiyi, the Musashi Kingdom was a sensation, and even Inuyasha and his gang, who were looking for the jade of the four souls, heard the news.

Everyone didn't react for a while, thinking that it had nothing to do with them, and the nobles were too far away from them.

On the contrary, Ah Li was surprised, "Original, Oda Nobunaga reincarnated!" Has Japanese history mentioned it?Her grades were so poor that she couldn't even remember such an important event!

It's not as good as traveling to the Warring States Period and bringing a history book to replace Nobunaga, who doesn't even know who killed Nobunaga at Honnoji Temple!

"A Li, what was your reaction?" Inuyasha said while holding the instant noodles.

Maitreya: "... I remember that Hitomi Castle seems to be Naraku's territory, right? He seems to be a bad knife..."

"..."

"..."

"Naraku is getting married?" Inuyasha squirted out a mouthful of instant noodles.

"If the news is correct, so be it."

"Master Maitreya—" A chubby civet cat fell from the sky.

"Ah, why are you here?"

This civet cat named Ah Ba is Maitreya's younger brother.

"Master Sancun called me here."

Inuyasha and his gang have all seen Sancun, and they know that he is Mitreya's godfather.The background is not small.

"Master Sancun asked me to send invitations to you." Ah Ba said and took out an invitation, "I invite you to have a wedding."

The wedding invitation is gorgeous, and the address is Renjian City.The newcomers are Renjian Chengyin Dao and Dao Leyan, the general who conquers barbarians.

Inuyasha and others: The mood is complicated and cannot be described in words.

"Naru is going to marry, shall we kill him?"

The auspicious time has come on August [-]th, Master Sancun stood at the door with a tin staff and stared at Naluo changing her wedding dress.

The sentence "Do you want Nobunaga to be angry?" completely wiped out Naraku's desire to run away.

Sancun was stunned when he saw Bai Tongzi, "When did it split? Just right, you can be a flower girl."

So the white boy who was born prematurely and was a little slow to react was stuffed with a flower ball and changed into a pink kimono skirt, and a flower wreath on his head.

Hitomi Castle had set up a running water mat for three days and three nights, so it goes without saying that it must have been suggested by Sakata Gintoki.He was playing the role of a bridesmaid, incarnating papers to accompany the guests to eat and drink, and the champagne tower was pouring down his stomach desperately.

When Naraku saw the dog laughing wildly in the crowd through the veil, he spit out a mouthful of blood, saw Kagura wiping his tears spit out a second mouthful of blood, and saw the witch Kikyo who wrote the guest gift was light and spit out a third mouthful Seeing Sancun, he called a cat dedicated to monsters and spit out a fourth mouthful of blood.

"Master Yindao, it's a long way from Renjian Castle to Osaka Castle, and you can get there tonight in this car. Your dowry has already been sent to Osaka Castle first. Please let me convince you to get in the car."

Most of the people on the running water mat were ordinary people, and when they suddenly saw a monster approaching, they were frightened to death, and they immediately admired it after knowing that it was the monster subdued by Mage Sancun.

Sancun helped Naluo into the car, a pair of fluffy red ears suddenly appeared on the top of his head, and a big fluffy red tail appeared behind him, and he shouted: "The fox is marrying his daughter—"

The cat kicked its legs on the ground several times, and ran away as fast as the wind.

……

It can be seen from the sky that I have absolutely no lust for Naluo, what I did is entirely the fault of an absolute choice!

It asked me to use a golden hoop to subdue three monsters, even half-monsters.Of course, Naraku delivered it to the door by himself.

I looked at the remaining two golden hoops and felt worried.

Where are the remaining two monsters?

I tried to catch a lantern ghost and put it on a golden hoop, but the absolute option was completely rejected.I seemed to see the name of Sesshomaru written on one of the two gold hoops, a private order with one radish and one pit.

Sancun, you have hurt Dad.

Dad felt wronged but never said it.

As for marrying Naraku, I swear I just want to use waste!

Toshiro Hijikata was responsible for the security of the wedding. He was a policeman and was very familiar with it.At first, he thought that forging the two swords of California Kiyomitsu or Yamato Shou'an might be able to call Sougo, but unfortunately all the swords that appeared were normal Fusangshen.

There is no Izumi Shou Kanesada.

This made Horikawa Kunihiro very sad.

Except for Sakata Gintoki, everyone defaults to him as Izumi Mori Kanesada, but Horikawa Kunihiro just doesn't call him Kanesus.

Just call him Izumi Shou.

That's not all.

In the first episode, Yizhen helped me change into my wedding dress. The red wedding dress and my red hair made me feel like I was on fire.

"Some are too bright, so change to black."

"Yes, my lord."

Naraku came, and he looked at me very shyly.

I don't admit it's an illusion.

"Master Nobunaga." Naluo's eyes were full of murderous intent, but as soon as he wanted to do something, the golden hoop glowed, making him want to die.

I patted his hand, "Don't worry, we'll be in the bridal chamber soon."

Naraku: "..."

I am also very entangled in the specific content of the bridal chamber. I remember Naraku's body, and it is difficult for me to talk to him.

I greeted the guests and suddenly saw an acquaintance, isn't she my goddess, Miss Gardenia?The woman who spoke to her was Ning Ning, the beautiful widow of Toyotomi Hideyoshi.

Sakata Gintoki thought that if the wig was here, he would definitely go crazy.

"Master Nobunaga." Miss Zhizi looked at me with complicated eyes, "I didn't expect you to become a woman."

I was also surprised.

Miss Gardenia: "Cervical herpes is really your punishment."

"Absolutely not."

Miss Zhizi: "I'm the one who was rude, can you have a glass of wine with me, sir?"

Although the sea was too difficult for water, Miss Zhizi, how could I refuse.

"it is good."

"Can I have a cup of wine?"

"nature."

Instead of entering the bridal chamber and having a cup of wine with the groom, they drank with a woman. The guests all gave the general a thumbs up.

One issue, one shock: "You're embarrassing Madam a lot."

Me: "Phase [-], greet the guests for me." I'm going to the bridal chamber.

The maids opened the heavy doors of Da Ao's room, and Naraku sat on the bed very seductively and waited for my blessing.

The pinnacle of my life should be right now.

I raised Naraku's beautiful chin, "Let me see with a smile."

Naluo showed a ferocious smile, my face changed, and I breathed out the smell of alcohol, "Could it be that you still miss Kikyo?"

"How do you know Kikyo?"

"Who did you hide from your thoughts? From now on, you will be a member of my Daole family."

Naraku: "..."

The window rang suddenly, and a three-inch ugly face appeared, calling me, "Nobunaga will play with it later, I found something good for you, witchcraft - a precious potion that can make a man have a baby."

Naraku: (ΩДΩ)

I was overjoyed, "Where did you find it?"

"A friend who went to Sungkyunkwan field trip together sold it to me. It is very useful."

"Thank you brother."

I approached Naraku with the potion, "Drink it yourself or I will pour it for you."

Just two steps away, I had severe abdominal pain.

Beads of sweat dripped down, and he growled in pain.

The doctor will come right away, and after the diagnosis, "Your Excellency has been poisoned!"

Someone dared to poison the general.

"Control all the guests." Yiqi Yizhen bared his fangs, "If the general makes a mistake, everyone will be buried with him."

This change surprised everyone, especially his younger brothers.Ever since Awataguchi's shorts came to Honmaru, they discovered all kinds of violations in the first phase.

——He is not the first-stage brother.

——Brother Yiqi will never ignore the tiger.

——Brother Phase [-] showed disgust when he saw me wearing a skirt.

Here comes the question, he is not a one-issue one-shot, who is it?

The monster's sense of smell quickly confirmed that the toxin on the god judge came from Ning Ning, the widow of Toyotomi Hideyoshi.

"My lord didn't kill you, you plotted against my lord! Bring me the antidote!"

"There is no antidote." Ning Ning calmly went to die, "Killed my man and robbed his Daming Mansion, how can I tolerate you!"

Miss Zhizi also stood up, "How can the murderer who killed the general let you die happily, this will torture you for several months, and you will not die until your bones and flesh are rotten!"

The most poisonous woman.

Hijikata Toshiro quickly took the two of them down.

I feel like I'm going to die, damn my bridal chamber hasn't entered—

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"Student Dao Leyan, are you feeling unwell?" Someone patted me on the shoulder.

"Hey!" I sat up abruptly, the moment before I was so painful that I was about to pass out, now it's——

My classmate Xin Cao at the front desk clicked his tongue in displeasure, and looked at me with disgust.

here is……

The bright and clean classrooms, the blackboard full of handwriting, and the innocent high school students.

This is Xiongying High School!

The head teacher, Dahei Wuzi, looked at me worriedly, "Are you okay?" This kid always takes sick leave, and his health is very bad.

Me: "Teacher, I'm going to the bathroom."

I peeed and ran out of the classroom, into the bathroom, still dizzy, walked to the urinal and untied my belt.

Next door was a teenager with yellow fried hair, what was the name of this kid? It looked familiar, I leaned back skillfully, and whistled at the yellow fried hair, "Hey, it's quite big, and it's well developed. "

God is sorry to see that I praised him as an elder.

There was a sudden pause in the flow of water, and then continued after a few seconds——

Shocked, dazed, furious, and shy, it was as if ten thousand muddy horses galloped through Bakugo Katsuki's mind at four times the speed.

In the next second, a huge explosion destroyed the bathroom.

I ran away frantically, and the heartbroken, who was clearly out of his wits, was frantically chasing and killing me.

Worrying makes people see this familiar scene and decides whether it is Dao Le Banquet or Dao Le Banquet.

"go to hell!!!"

"Boom-"

"Help!"

After 5 minutes, Bakugo Katsuki was held under the armpit by Mr. Aizawa and eliminated his personality.

The two of us were taken to the office, during which Katsuki Bakugo violently tried to kill me several times, but was resolved by Mr. Aizawa.

Aizawa Shouta knocked on the table, "Why did you fight?"

Katsuki Bakugo stared at me, as if I dared to say a word that would kill me.

I rubbed my hands and showed a smile you know, "It's a little personal."

My homeroom teacher Noroko Ohko and Aizawa-sensei exchanged information, such as "Bakugo took time off from class to go to the toilet", "Doraku is too", "the two fought in the toilet", "It's still a men's room", "What about Doraku Will it be in the men's room?" "Could it be?" "Could it be..."

Two filthy grown-ups thought of Discord in an instant.

Teacher Dahei Wuzi said earnestly: "It's normal for you to be impulsive when you are young, but during class... oh, let's write a self-criticism."

So I was detained with Katsuki Bakugo who wanted to kill me.

During the period, Midoriya Izuku forgave the perverted boy to come and express his concern, but was blasted away by Bakugo Katsuki.

I almost forgot how to write modern Japanese with a pen in my hand. In the past, the paperwork was done in one installment.

"That ka sauce..."

The sparks before the explosion came out of Kajiang's hand.

I shut my mouth sensibly... Qian said without hesitation: "I really praise you."

What, it's not like a child took a look at it, it seems like no one has ever experienced it!

Bakugo Katsuki quickly finished writing the review, expressing his remorse for damaging public property and not killing me throughout the article, leaving a sentence, "We are not finished."

I got lost several times and took out my phone and asked the familiar and unfamiliar Qianxu where my home was. Qianxu understood me in a different world for a few years and gave me the address of my home after a few years of sympathy.

It's really a feeling like a world away.

In the next few days, I went to school as usual. Apart from avoiding Katsuki Bakugo and ignoring the curious eyes of my classmates, I can call it a happy high school life.

However, something strange happened.

It is impossible for me to clean up the house after being a superior person for many years, but whenever I get up the next morning after making a mess or come back from school, the house becomes neat and spotless again.

Could it be the snail girl?

I bought several cameras and installed them.

But the content is always not recorded, as if it has been deleted.

Is it haunted?

I stayed awake that night. In the early morning, after two o'clock, there was movement.

I got out of bed deftly like a cat and pushed open the door.

The moonlight spilled into the living room, and it fell all over the place.

A boy and girl with messy clothes was looking at me in surprise, and reflexively jumped behind the sofa to hide—it is very cute to say the least.

In just a short moment, I still saw his face, "One period and one strike?"

The person behind the sofa moved, and a muffled voice rang out, "I'm not a one-off."

No?

"Are you my valet?"

"I'm your valet but not a one-shot one."

I heard from the Shota of Awataguchi that there was something wrong with the first episode, and they didn't feel any sense of intimacy at all.

"then who are you?"

This Fu Sangshen, who has been by my side for many years after one issue, is probably the part above the eyes of Fu Sangshen exposed from behind the sofa.One second his blue hair was red the next.

He said in an extremely aggrieved tone, "My lord, I am Kang Mazi!"