Absolutely retarded option

The author has something to say: I want to end the Touken Ranbu arc_(:з」∠)_

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The next chapter is the Naruto Irresponsible theatrical version——[You can jump! ! ! 】Assuming that the heroine's drop location is the base shadow ninja, the idiot from the captain becomes the idiot from Uncle Snake.

Yiliuyan's name was spoken without stopping, and Sancun didn't see the potential to speak rakugo.

I said with admiration: "It's really hard for you. You can remember the names of so many women so clearly."

Sancun said: "This is a necessary basic skill for our profession. Last time I went to North Korea, I met many envoys from Europa. Among them was a doctor who used artificial insemination for infertile women. His own sperm, making such a coquettish operation, he can’t remember the names of those women, it’s really unprofessional, and he deserves to be caught.”

Sancun said and looked at Maitreya with loving eyes, "Silly boy, what are you talking about, our family can only have one child in each generation, how could I be your elder brother. Fengxue, each generation can only be passed on to one person , you must be my son."

Impossible.

Mitreya thought to himself, he watched his own father die with his own eyes, so it is impossible for Sancun to be his father, but Mitreya did not tell the truth, he has been bluffing and cheating for so many years, and immediately thought of the profit.

Sancun, like him, has a cursed wind point, much stronger than him, and there is a mysterious white-haired man who is powerful and unknown. With the help of the two of them, he can find Naraku and break the curse. Definitely get twice the result with half the effort.

Mitreya thought, showing a confused expression, "I don't know who my father is, and my mother never mentioned it to me."

Sancun sighed and said, "I have had many women, but none of them gave birth to me. I thought I was born with infertility. I didn't expect your mother to be pregnant when I was young. You were born for me, can you tell me your mother's name?"

Maitreya said, "My mother's name is Chiyo."

I poked three inches, "Ask him, was there a Chiyo among the women you used to?"

Sancun said with a bitter face, "I can remember part of it, but I can't remember all of it."

Although I don't know the exact number of three inches and how many women have been immoral, but it is obviously a very large number, and I can't help but be speechless.

Sancun's father passed away when he was ten years old. Sancun was a profligate spender since he was a child, and he didn't have any childbirth. He quickly spent all the property of Tianzhaoyuan.In the next few years, he will live on pawning the family business. No matter how much property the family has, it will not be enough for him to spend.Soon, he was at the end of his rope.He has no choice but to rely on his handsome face and tall figure to enter the custom industry. His market has been very good and he is very popular with women. He has been working for more than ten years.

"Is he really your son? You two don't look very similar."

Sancun's expression was tangled, and I was also very surprised. I asked him what he planned to do, and he said that since it was my seed, of course he had to take it home and raise it.

I said, "But he seems to be old enough to support himself. It seems that you don't need to raise him." Maybe he is not familiar with it.Sancun didn't speak, looked at Maitreya, and said very kindly, "Son, what's your name?"

"My name is Maitreya."

"I'm Foxonosuke, the abbot of a temple. Everyone calls me Sancun."

Maitreya did not expect Sancun to be the abbot of a temple, and wanted to be rich in family property. Now that the two recognized each other, Sancun would of course take Mitreya home, so the three of us bid farewell to the head of the Haizaki family and went down the mountain , walked towards the city.

Phase [-] was working diligently in the kitchen, soup was stewed in the pot, meat was roasting on the fire grill, and the aroma was tangy. Gintoki Sakata helped with the excuse of eating and dying, but in fact he ate a lot of food while making soy sauce. There is nothing to do with him in the first phase, and he is also paid by swords and swords. Why is Lake Toya so thick-skinned?

Which program of the forge has a problem.

"Brother Yizheng in the first phase, just now the general asked me to tell you that Sancun brought his son back, and he will add a pair of bowls and chopsticks later."

In the first issue, when I heard about this, I shook my hand holding the soy sauce bottle, and sprinkled half a bowl of soy sauce into the pot.In a hurry, he scooped out some and asked, "How old is that child?"

Sakata Yinshi quickly fished out a large piece of sauced beef from the pot, and stuffed it into his mouth regardless of the heat, and said, "Looks like he is seventeen or eighteen years old."

"So big? How big is three inches?"

Sakata Yinshi opened his eyes and said nonsense, "Sancun is a powerful mage, he can probably make a woman pregnant at the age of ten."

Yiqi Yizhen didn't know much about human reproduction. He had seen many little girls get pregnant, and thought that men were naturally similar.

So I believed it.

Sancun personally took Maitreya to visit Tianzhaoyuan, and he was a little proud to show off how huge his family property is to his son, which shows that in the future these will all belong to Maitreya.

Of course Maitreya is happy, he doesn't intend to tell the truth at all, anyway, both of them have wind points.Although they are not father and son, they are definitely relatives. Judging by Sancun's age, the wind acupoint on his hand has almost reached its limit.In a few years, I will devour myself. I have no children now, and I probably won’t have any in the future. Therefore, the huge inheritance of Tianzhaoyuan has no successors. It is better to let his relatives inherit it than to be cheap .

Maitreya thought about it and asked, "There seem to be many people at home?"

"Those people are Nobunaga's subordinates."

"It seems that he is very powerful."

"He is a great big shot." Sancun said mysteriously. Although he is his own son, he still did not tell Nobunaga's secret. Nobunaga's status is extremely important and cannot be easily revealed.

Of course, having three arms is amazing, "Then the relationship between you and Mr. Nobunaga is——"

"The two of us are good brothers, we can talk about everything, we don't care if we wear the same pair of pants, since you are my son, you are also his son."

Maitreya thought of Nobunaga's youthful face, he looked only 20 years old, he didn't mind having multiple cheap fathers in order to cheat the family property.But with multiple godfathers of the same age, it is very difficult.

No matter, for the sake of property, he can endure hardships and be able to bend and stretch.I heard that in the Ming Dynasty there was a 50-[-]-year-old old man who recognized a young eunuch in the palace as his father.None of this counts.

In the first phase, Yizhen took the time to set up a table, and found that there were not enough bowls and chopsticks. Originally, there were only three of them in Honmaru, but the population doubled in just a few days.In addition, Lake Toya broke a few dishes because of his poor hands and feet.

He dug out the coins from the Guatai wallet that he carried with him and asked Tsurumaru Kuninaga to buy some bowls and plates, and told him: "I want the same color." ——The pride of obsessive-compulsive disorder.

Tsurumaru Kuniyong went swiftly.

When it was time to eat, eight people sat neatly on both sides of the table.

I am very happy, it would be nice to be more lively.

"You are the son of Master Sancun, and you have grown up so much." Yiqi Yizhen said.

In order to establish a position, he wants to speak before other later swords.

"Yes, everyone, I am Maitreya."

In the first issue, he nodded his head, he is a well-bred child.Fortunately, it was not raised by Sancun, otherwise it would be ruined.

Sancun put down his chopsticks and said casually, "Where are your women and children? When will you bring me to see?"

Maitreya: "..."

"I do not have kids."

Sancun frowned: "How old are you and don't you have any children?"

Because people who curse their family always have a new generation early.

I think that as long as you don't have cubs, the curse will naturally end, and if you have to give birth, the cubs will be short-lived.Cheap.

Nai Luo sat at the end opposite, lowered his head to pick up food, but luckily no one introduced him.He recognized Maitreya. Not long ago, Maitreya was poisoned by the most powerful poison in Kaifeng Point, but he didn't expect to die yet.

Sancun: "You have to hurry up."

"Father, do you have any whereabouts of Naluo?" Maitreya called Sancun father without restraint.

Sancun was yelled to be very comfortable. It was always his regret not to have children in the past. According to Nobunaga's speculation, it should be that he was too young to cause kidney deficiency and yang deficiency, p!He is more than a head taller than most Japanese people, how can a serious 188 be false?pull!

"Naluo?" Sancun looked at Naluo who was sitting at the end with his head bowed while eating, "Who is he?"

"You don't know Naraku?" Maitreya was shocked, "He is the monster who cursed us!"

Sancun: "That's a female monster."

Maitreya: "It's a male demon."

"Banshee."

The two argued endlessly.

"Naraku is an evil half-demon. 50 years ago, he deceived Inuyasha for the jade of the four souls to become the witch Kikyo, and let the two kill each other. Not long ago, the reincarnation of the witch Kikyo appeared, and the jade of the four souls reappeared in the world. But because Miss Ari's arrow of breaking the demon has turned into pieces, Inuyasha and I are collecting pieces of the jade of the four souls, and Naraku is also collecting. If he gets more pieces of the jade of the four souls But it's not good."

All of us looked at Naraku with meaningful eyes, "Well, that Naraku is quite powerful."

After the meal, everyone drew lots to decide who would wash the dishes.This time there are more dishes and two people are required to go.The first phase and one shock are naturally free for the chef.

"There are two blue sticks inside, whoever draws it will go." I said holding a wooden stick.

Newcomer Maitreya: ……… Where is the big guy that was promised.

I hold the stick in one hand, the pudding in the other and prepare to draw lots.

"For the sake of fairness, I will not be the first to draw, let's start."

Hijikata Toshiro and Sakata Gintoki grabbed a wooden stick at the same time, "Let go!"

"You are the one to let go!"

"Don't grab it," Tsurumaru Kuninaga drew one first, "Ah, the red one, it's none of my business."

Maitreya: "Blue."

In the end, there were two left, and I took the other one and said, "You go first."

Naraku pulled out one, everyone saw it, it was blue.

Immediately, I said wisely: "Then Maitreya and... Nana go wash the dishes together."

Naraku: ……………

The two walked into the kitchen, Mi Le looked at Na Luo's back, and thought to himself that a big man's name is Na Nai, no wonder his name was not introduced just now.

"Hello, Mr. Nana, I'm Maitreya."

Naraku reluctantly responded: "...um."