Absolutely retarded option

Toyotomi Hideyoshi wanted to pick his ears.

貂？

Nobunaga wants to wear mink, so he must have one.

"The old man happened to have a white sable fur that he bought from a businessman from Ming Dynasty in North Korea."

"White, dyed black. The white fur is trimmed, and the fur at the neckline should be longer."

Toyotomi Hideyoshi: "..."

Nobunaga's request, he subconsciously wanted to do it.

Sancun rushed over, "Lord Toyotomi."

Toyotomi Hideyoshi recognized Sancun, "You are Master Sancun, the presiding officer of Tianzhaoyuan.

Tianzhaoyuan?I looked at Sancun meaningfully.

Sancun hastily denied, "I'm just a little mage."

A mage who owns a large piece of land and real estate.A mage who runs faster than the sword Fusangshen?

Sancun, you are dishonest.

The new samurai and the original samurai knelt in front of the sword. I squinted at Hideyoshi with my arms crossed, as if to say: Look, this is your subordinate.

In the eyes of Toyotomi Hideyoshi: You are not as good as me.

His teeth itched in anger.

Toyotomi Hideyoshi sits in the current position, and those former opponents have long since left ashes, but no matter how many years have passed, Oda Nobunaga is a thorn in his heart. (The cinnabar mole on Bai Yueguang's chest in his hand)

"Get up! It's only a knife!"

The fear of Toyotomi Hideyoshi overcame the fear of the unknown gods, and everyone pushed down the erected sword together, and the sword fell to the ground like an earthquake.

Hundreds of people grabbed the handle of the knife at the same time, wrapped the edge of the knife with thick clothes, and lifted it up and down, shouting, and it was really heavy.

I smiled and looked at Hideyoshi, "Do you still think it's expensive now?"

Toyotomi Hideyoshi: "..." He didn't show any emotion at all.How did Nobunaga know.

I pulled Nobunaga aside, "Gardenia... did you mention me?"

"How did the old man know that the old man didn't patronize him."

"Then how did I hear that Lord Toyotomi went to find Gardenia?"

Toyotomi Hideyoshi thought for a moment, "It's probably Hideji."

His son, I don't know if it is his godson or his own.

Such a lecherous child should have been thrown in the forest to feed wolves, and he should have been wrapped in toilet paper and burned in the stove, so as not to grow into a tree with crooked necks.

Hideyoshi, a bald old dog, is not authentic, he invited me to whoring, why didn't Gardenia buy Gardenia and give it to me?

Sancun stretched his neck, "Nobunaga, are you going to North Korea?"

By the way, I don't like the plate faces of Korean women very much, and I don't know if they are of Tunguska mixed race. I also don't like the oval faces that symbolize Korean women. Dad, I like women with all kinds of flirtatious styles. North Korean women are too dull.Tasteless like plain water.

How can there be the Taifu style of Huajie.

"If you don't go or not, it's not as good as your own country. Don't you know what's good and what's bad?"

Sancun showed a mysterious smile, "You don't understand this, do you? I heard that the king of North Korea turned Taixue Sungkyunkwan into a brothel and invited envoys from various countries to go whoring together. Did Lord Hideyoshi receive the invitation?"

Toyotomi Hideyoshi replied, "Naturally."

"I don't know if I can bring the villain."

"If Master and Nobunaga are interested, we will go together."

Sancun couldn't help but look at me: "I heard that all the geisha in Sungkyunkwan are selected from the whole country, and they have to be in the eyes of the king. The beauty level is really one in a million, and each of them has accepted the invitation of the master of the palace." Education, technology is extraordinary, are you excited?"

Changing Taixue into a brothel, such a sao operation can be done by someone other than me. Isn't this stealing my limelight?

Such people without conscience will sooner or later be torn to pieces by the angry people.

Do you want to order a piece of meat?

Sancun said that I just don't agree to go to North Korea, "I want to go by myself."

Sancunxin thought that he didn't know Toyotomi Hideyoshi very well, the king of Joseon used his own woman to entertain guests from various countries, why should he go, Nobunaga didn't want to go with Toyotomi Hideyoshi because of his big face.

The three of us rode horses and opened our mouths in front, and the samurai carrying an 18-meter broadsword followed slowly.Everyone tried their best.

At the foot of the mountain, it's time to go back to each house and find each mother. Toyotomi Hideyoshi suddenly said: "Send this knife to Tianzhaoyuan."

Send us there.

Sancun: "What do you mean, Your Excellency?"

"Your knives will naturally be returned to their original owners."

"It's not that you agreed to buy it."

"The money has already been sent over. I have seen the sword, and I will return it to you." Toyotomi Hideyoshi said, "Only Nobunaga has this sword."

After running for a day, the monster's Mao didn't see it, but instead got a big knife.

There was no room for the big knife in the yard, so it had to be placed on the barren land of the temple.

Looking at such a big knife, I was very worried.

Fortunately, he is young, otherwise he would have to eat as much as Fu Sangshen.

Can't afford to support.

I suddenly remembered that I felt the existence of Fu Sangshen who had not yet formed when I touched the knife just now, and I became serious when I said this, "What's his name?"

I said suspiciously: "It seems to be called White Beard, and the type of knife is Yanyue Dao."

"The Yanyue Knife is the weapon of Guan Yu of the Three Kingdoms." Sancun has read poetry and books and knows the Qinglong Yanyue Knife.

Me: "As long as you are educated, how can I not know?"

It was getting dark, and I had almost digested the whole journey on the mountain. After taking a bath, I slept until dawn.

This night my dream was like a demon.

I woke up early in the morning in a daze, climbed to the desk and wrote down the content of the dream, mainly the members of the brigade. My members include political commissars, monks, battalion commanders, brigade commanders, principals, commanders, and staff officers. 13 people including , nurse, Biaozi, devil, bandit, groom, and cook.These are of course code names, and my code name is - Meichuan Neiku.

My team members described me as noble and pure as a plum blossom, with such a clear mind, reserved and cold as a god of death.So call me Umegawa Uchiku.

Another possibility is not having my size.

I opened the door, what a sunny day.

However, when I took a closer look, I found a person squatting next to the wasteland sword.White hair and white clothes, the whole person is snow-white and snow-white, and there is a knife tied around his waist.

The stranger turned around and looked at me quickly when he heard the movement, and our eyes met.

After confirming the eyes, he is, he is...!

"Are you Whitebeard?!"

Tsurumaru Kuninaga: "Meow meow?"

I trotted over and looked at him curiously, "How can you come out before you are 50 years old, shouldn't you be stunted, tell me what time is it?"

Tsurumaru Kuninaga looked at the judge whose hair color was more monster-like than his, stretched out his slender fingers and made a "two", hesitated for a moment and said: "It's two."

"It's so smart." I praised this newborn "child" without hesitation. Then I compared a number, "Tell Dad what is it?"

Damn mental retardation!

The red-eyed Tsurumaru Kuninaga after the dark fall is very irritable, but after staying in this weird Honmaru for a few days, he broke the contract with the God-inspector and can only rely on the aura of the God-inspector Maintaining the human form, "It's five."

"Yes, yes, you are so smart." Although you were born prematurely, you are so smart.

"How much is this?" I clenched my fists and stared nervously at the white beard.

"It's zero." Tsurumaru Kuninaga answered very simply this time, probably because the jar was broken.

"What about putting it together?"

"250?"

"That's right! You really want it!" I patted Whitebeard's shoulder vigorously, "I didn't expect Fusangshen with such a big knife to be of normal size. It's really strange. Don't tell me you Fusangshen Are they about the same height?"

Tsurumaru Kuninaga pretended to be ignorant of the newborn, and shook his head.

"That's right, what do you know when you're just born. By the way, do you know how you were born?"

"...the aura is very strong here."

I blinked and suddenly realized that Reiki = oxytocin

I put a still-gestating Fu Sangshen in a place with a high concentration of aura to speed up his growth, but anyway, this is too fast, and it took more than half a day from midnight to now?

"My lord's aura is very powerful."

Hearing this sentence in my ears is no different from praising me for my great work.

I scratched my scalp, a little shy.

"Then why go to the house and meet the big guys."

Of course breakfast is made every day, and as for the man who does not sleep for three inches and does not take it up for three days in the morning, otherwise he would not have been reduced from being a big landlord to "borrowing seeds" for women to make a living.

I kicked Sancun up, "Get up, I have something to announce today."

In the cafeteria, Yiqi Yizhen wore an apron very virtuously and fried eggs in a frying pan. After all, it was inside the Honmaru, so there were still things beyond the norm.Although Honosuke, that is, Master Sancun, insisted that these things that exceeded their productivity level were brought back by a man called "Xu", the boss of Tianzhaoyuan, he would not believe it after a while.

Although the history of this place has been rewritten in a strange way, Oda Nobunaga has appeared and became the God-inspector of Osaka Castle Honmaru...what else is impossible?

But everything can’t be seen, shocked and indifferent, it’s not as good as the judge of the gods. It may be that Oda Nobunaga took the dark fallen Tsurumaru Kuninaga he picked up, and introduced him and Master Sancun: "This is because of me. The strength, purity, and quality are too good, and the premature Yanyue Dao Fusangshen——White Beard."

Sancun yawned loudly, and rubbed the back of his ears with his toes, "Hello, White Beard."

One issue, one shock: "..."

Master Sancun and I enjoyed this meal very well. In the first period, we couldn’t swallow the food, but Tsurumaru Kuninaga was very lively. After a meal, we chatted happily with Sancun, but Sancun every five sentences The words always have to be yellow, so that the innocent Tsurumaru never knows how to answer.Garbage humans.

Sancun, "I am the owner of Tianzhaoyuan, Fox Nosuke, everyone calls me Master Sancun."

"Pfft——" Tsurumaru Kuninaga spat out a mouthful of miso soup. "what's your name?!"

"Fox Zhizhu." Master Sancun blinked, "Do you know someone with the same name as me?"

Tsurumaru Kuninaga: In our Honmaru, there is also a fox named Fox.

The god judge, Fox's help, the god judge also served as a swordsmith.

Is he hacked to death when he went to Ikeda house alone? It's a dream now.

"Whitebeard will be taken care of by you after the first period. He is a premature baby, so it is inevitable that he is not capable enough. You have to treat him well."

One issue, one shock: "...Yes."

After the meal, the god judge and mage went to nowhere. The mage probably went to find a good woman, and the god judge...

Tsurumaru Kuninaga: "He is really a judge."

Yiqi nodded, "The spiritual power we use is all his."

Whoever supplies Honmaru's aura is the one who examines the gods, and there can be falsehoods about this.

"Don't ask me, I don't know." He came less than a month earlier than Tsurumaru Kuninaga, and the examiner and Foxnosuke were more strange than the other, and they didn't know what to ask.

Tsurumaru Kuninaga, "The Yiqiyijin I know is not as cunning as you."

Hearing this, Yiqi looked at Tsurumaru suspiciously, "I don't quite understand what you are saying."

Tsurumaru: "Forget it..."

Although I didn't catch the monster who helped me to spread the world, it was very rewarding to get the white beard.

After wandering around Osaka Castle for a day like a blind person, I returned to the temple and saw a slender figure at the door looking forward to it.

I recognized her just by looking at her back, isn't she the Miss Gardenia who haunts me?

"Miss Gardenia."

Gardenia looked surprised when she saw me, "Mr. Nobunaga!"

The two of us seem to be in love... Xiao Biesheng's newlyweds embraced each other. After the hug was over, I pulled Zhizi closer to the grove. The corners of Zhizi's mouth twitched and wanted to draw a knife.

"Why did you come to me now?"

Zhizi knelt down in front of me, "Zhizi lied to my lord, but in fact, my lord and I were innocent that night."

Don't make trouble, I still remember fighting you for [-] rounds and defeating you, the memory is so clear, you tell me I am innocent?

Maybe we don't have the same definition of innocence.

"I used illusion that day."

Illusion?

"Actually, I'm an Iga ninja."

Ninja?

I let go of the hand holding the gardenia catkin, "You are lying to me."

Zhi Zi shook her head resolutely, and told me about a country girl from a poor family who was sold to the son of the Wu family as a bride-in-law. It is operated by Iga Ninja, which is used to select beautiful and qualified girls and train them to become geisha with ninja abilities.

When I saw Gardenia, I thought of those inspirational young women who picked up customers at night to earn tuition fees and went to college during the day.

"I don't ask the lord to find me, but from that day on, I have a deep-rooted love for the lord."

I never doubted my own charm.

It's normal for gardenia to be infatuated with me.

"Then why are you here?"

"Your Excellency Toyotomi Hideyoshi saved me. Let me serve you." Gardenia said with a shy pink on her face.

very beautiful.

"In this case, you can go back with me." I took Zhizi's hand.

However, I guessed a little wrong. In addition to the handsome me in the temple, there is an even more handsome Yiqi Yizhen with a white beard, and the picturesque Sancun who doesn't speak.

Miss Zhizi's eyes almost popped out.

"Are these three friends of Mr. Nobunaga?" Miss Zhizi said softly.

I can see two words clearly written in your eyes—harem.

"I'm Whitebeard, and I'm one of Yiqi Yizheng's subordinates." Tsurumaru Kunyong said the new name without hesitation, "Master Sancun is the master of the temple."

Ms. Zhizi was filled with contempt. That night, she heard this man who claimed to be Oda Nobunaga introduce him as a knife maker.I haven't seen him for more than half a month, and he changed from boarding by himself to boarding with his younger brother. What's the use of a man looking at his face, he is not a poor boy with no money.

I thought so in my heart, but Miss Zhizi didn't show it at all, "I've seen you all. My concubine's name is Zhizi, and I will disturb a few of you in the future."

When I came in, Sancun was in a trance, and after I finished speaking, he got up belatedly, his eyes were as big as copper bells, looking at me for a while, and Zhizi for a while, "What are you looking at?"

"You want to live with Miss Gardenia?"

"Yeah." I sat down holding Zhizi's hand, even though she is not mine yet, it happened that I even thought about what brand to use for the wish bag for the wedding night.

When I went to bed at night, I put Miss Gardenia's bed next to my pillow.

Zhizi watched, undressed silently, but couldn't stop crying.

I was really scared of her.

"You sleep here, I'll go find a three-inch general for one night."

Sancun was knocking on the wooden fish to recite sutras, this was the first time I saw him chant sutras, "Why are you crazy?"

"I won't live long." Sancun said.

"Have you finally decided to kill demons?"

Sancun: "What I said is true."

"Could it be that you have a terminal illness?"

Sancun stretched out his hand to me, "Did you see the seal on your hand?"

The three-inch right hand has been wrapped in a blue-black cloth towel, and a string of black rosary beads is tied to it. Rosary beads can be seen everywhere in temples. I always thought it was his personal preference, but since he untied the rosary beads that day, After showing the black hole in the palm of my hand, I realized that it is not just an ornament.

"I've always wanted to ask you, what exactly is in your hand."

"It has to start with my ancestors."

"People in our family are not very old and rarely live past the age of 40. My ancestors were cursed by monsters many years ago."

Hearing this, I couldn't help straightening up, and listened attentively to Sancun's story about Osaka.

One of Sancun's ancestors was the source of their family's curse. He was an extremely lecherous monk. This is exactly the same as Sancun, and it can be seen that it is their family tradition.

As usual, the ancestor accepted a task of eliminating monsters. The monsters were very difficult to deal with. The ancestors did not catch him, but were hated by the monsters.Once when my ancestors went to Huajie for entertainment, they met a particularly beautiful oiran. They were so confused that they even forgot who he was, where he came from, and who his family was.

"The wind acupoint will gradually grow and eventually devour you. The more you use it, the more dangerous it is! Usually the wind acupoint is sealed, and once it is opened, everything will be sucked in by the wind acupoint."

Sancun looked at the palm of his hand and smiled wryly, "My wind acupoint is about the same size as my father's. I'm too sleepy to survive this year."

Sancun is my best friend, how can I just watch him die.

"Don't worry, I will help you find the monster and kill him."

Sancun looked at me gratefully, "Can you hear my last wish before that?"

The topic is heavy.

"Okay." Wu said.

Sancun took a deep breath and asked very solemnly: "Can Miss Zhizi help me have a child? After I die, I will hand over everything in Tianzhaoyuan to you as child support. Nobunaga, I I believe you will take good care of our children."

With a blank expression on my face, I withdrew my hand from Sancun's hand, stood up and kicked him over, stomped on his head, stomped a few times, and the floor was shattered.

"Look under the floor to see if there is any shame on you. You are so thick-skinned that you fell and smashed through the floor!"

"Nobunaga, I am a dying person!"

"When you die, let's say you're not dead yet!"

"If you continue to step on me, I will be trampled to death by you!"

"Just to my liking."

Sancun's nose was bruised and her face was swollen from my beating, and she managed to pull her head out of the floor, "Do you know what it means that a friend's wife can't be bullied?"

Sancun pulled out his head, spit out a lot of sawdust, and a few woodworms living under the floor, I was so disgusting that I wanted to beat him to death.

"Bah bah, I'm really not mistaken, you are indeed a demon king who will not be swayed by the entreaties of dying people."

That's right, I am Oda Nobunaga, the Demon King of the Sixth Heaven, a man who is destined to bring hell to the world.

Seeing that the friendship between Sancun and I was about to be cut off by the beautiful lady, the son of misfortune.

Sancun, who was knocked to the ground several times by me, finally couldn't help turning over old accounts, and said, "You eat my used flowers, I'm still your savior, now I want Miss Zhizi to live for me You don't even want a child!" Such as resentment, admiration, weeping and complaint.

I really can't understand the thinking of the Japanese in the Sengoku period!

"Why don't you want to? Aren't we brothers!"

I was going crazy, "If you had a wife, would you share it with me?"

"Of course I would. You are my most important friend."

It's over, the sky is dead.